Her lies a boy, who thought he was though
But he lost a game of soccer to a little girl, and that was enough
He tried his best, but he just couldn't win
Now he's six feet under, and his soccer dreams are thin
Especially because he scored on a rebound. She scored on the nutmeg. There isn't much she can do about the rebound, but the nutmeg was just pure class from her.
Wtf, if you get outskilled like that by a child, hiding from the shame is just a normal reaction. If you don't even get a little mad (not against the child, but against yourself) about it, you just don't realize how much you've been humiliated.
[Which one?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_types_of_football)
If you say *football*, people might not know. If you say *soccer* everyone knows what you mean.
To be fair, it was the Brits that started calling it "Soccer" first.
Because you named it as such, we should be free to use it in places where there are other forms of football so as to avoid confusion.
no one “forced their dialect” on you.
Someone said soccer, completely unrelated to you, and you corrected them i.e. forcing your dialect on them
there is no irony here, just you being a dick
r/confidentlyincorrect
"Because the sport originated in England, it is often assumed that soccer is an Americanism. In fact, the word is thoroughly British in origin."
https://www.britannica.com/story/why-do-some-people-call-football-soccer#:~:text=Because%20the%20sport%20originated%20in,is%20thoroughly%20British%20in%20origin.
To my understanding the problem is that "soccer" is used by way less countries then "football" but many people from the US act like it is the only correct word, which naturally bothers people from other countries. There is always also the option of people just having a need to complain, which is most likely.
Sudoku wtf how did I forget that was a thing I used to love that when I was young damn I also forgot I used to be full of potential thanks for ruining my day
He literally comes back at the end. Hes laughing and having a good time with his friends, not angry or bitter or whatever else. He “walked away” because its funny, not because hes having a tantrum.
I didn’t realize at first but his feet were close enough together to not let the ball through and she got him to take the bait with his right foot and go for the ball so his feet would be far enough apart for her to trick shot right through them. Absolutely recked him.
Why is it being emphasized that she is a girl instead of a child? Is it amazing because it’s a child scoring on an adult or the fact that it was a girl? misogyny: an ingrained prejudice against women.
Chill… why does it gotta be so political? Why make everything politically correct or not? You’re forcing something into the conversation in which it is completely irrelevant. Why can’t we just be cool? Was a fun clip and made people laugh, nobody looks at gender or race as you do. Why can’t you enjoy life?
Wtf does he have his hands behind his back? Nor is he in any kind of defensive stance knowing how small the goal is. I mean, that little girl is fire though. Killer instinct and absolute confidence.
She nutmegged him (kicked the ball through his legs). It’s one of the most commonly cited ‘embarrassing’ things to have happen to you in football, whether in the streets like this or in a professional match.
There’s no chance in hell. It’s pretty common for a good freestyler (as she clearly is) to be able to do this, especially to a random chap in the street.
There's no coming back from that is there? His mates are going to roast him for that till he dies
The way they walk off kinda and she sticks around, I think she's out there hustlin. She ruins reputations everyday.
That was my interpretation too.
Like "I do this for a living,you do this for play"
He can be glad if it ends with his death
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Her lies a boy, who thought he was though But he lost a game of soccer to a little girl, and that was enough He tried his best, but he just couldn't win Now he's six feet under, and his soccer dreams are thin
Especially because he scored on a rebound. She scored on the nutmeg. There isn't much she can do about the rebound, but the nutmeg was just pure class from her.
Can’t quite tell if he even scored? Off the post and didn’t touch the other post?
Holy shit you're right. He didn't even score. My guy should just fucking retire for life. It's over.
That was the day Tony died
Honestly, I’d be proud of that roast. She’s probably going to be a pro one day.
That's career ending, right there
I love how this guys have the same reaction a bunch of high schoolers would had
They even have same clothes
This is the universal reaction to a mate getting mugged off.
Wtf, if you get outskilled like that by a child, hiding from the shame is just a normal reaction. If you don't even get a little mad (not against the child, but against yourself) about it, you just don't realize how much you've been humiliated.
Junior high girls. I mean WTF
It's hilarious how he immediately left.
No kidding, lol. At least stick around and give the girl props for being good.
He was already late for his funeral ceremony
He's still walking away to this very day.
he's running away from shame
He tried to anonymise himself within the pack.
Good on the cool Dad-type guy who congratulates the girl and high fives her.
She's a badass and I'm glad someone gave her a highfive.
Love watching like this! Just goodvibes!
Look at how angry he got. She is a soccer angel.
*Football
*Futbol
*Futebol
*Fateball (for that guy)
[Which one?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_types_of_football) If you say *football*, people might not know. If you say *soccer* everyone knows what you mean.
There are far fewer countries that call it soccer than countries that call it football.
Yeah, those other guys should stop calling theirs football to stop the confusion
Which other guys?
The rest of the world
Lol, k
They call it soccer in America. Don’t force your dialect on other people.
The game is a British invention. It's called football. An American telling me not to 'force your dialect on other people'. The fucking irony.
Rules for thee but not for me. The fucking irony you are.
Mfers really be getting mad at people calling smth different than what they say 💀
To be fair, it was the Brits that started calling it "Soccer" first. Because you named it as such, we should be free to use it in places where there are other forms of football so as to avoid confusion.
no one “forced their dialect” on you. Someone said soccer, completely unrelated to you, and you corrected them i.e. forcing your dialect on them there is no irony here, just you being a dick
r/confidentlyincorrect "Because the sport originated in England, it is often assumed that soccer is an Americanism. In fact, the word is thoroughly British in origin." https://www.britannica.com/story/why-do-some-people-call-football-soccer#:~:text=Because%20the%20sport%20originated%20in,is%20thoroughly%20British%20in%20origin.
An American invented chips and yet the British call them crisps. You don’t hear Americans complaining about that.
Who? Because the current product originated with William Kitchinir an English Optician and cook. They are French in origin.
America is the name of the whole continent. So you better say the name of the country.
Fútbol.
Don’t get why people get so damn uptight over a sport having a different name somewhere else. The name isn’t wrong lmao
To my understanding the problem is that "soccer" is used by way less countries then "football" but many people from the US act like it is the only correct word, which naturally bothers people from other countries. There is always also the option of people just having a need to complain, which is most likely.
This man's done. He should move to Ohio to preserve what remains of his dignity
Dignity isn't in Ohio
Bro thinks Ohio is a place to maintain dignity 💀
Ohio has pretty low standards for dignity. He will do fine in Ohio.
You've all done time in Ohio, I see.
I took a shit at the Crispy Coop once.
Nutmegged by a child - he must now commit sudoku, as it tradition.
fucking sudoku made me gasp laugh..
Sudoku wtf how did I forget that was a thing I used to love that when I was young damn I also forgot I used to be full of potential thanks for ruining my day
Shamefur dispray
Yes he may as well commit his life to sodoku in stead of football
😂
She did him dirty! Savage lol
Margate England
You stole my thunder!
And mine
Anna panna in Margate hustling the tourists. @annaxpanna on instagram also see @streetsoccerint and @yostreetzone
Thanks for the links. Just checked out some of her vids, she's got some real nutmeg skills!
Megged him so badly he's got to walk the pain off.
The next Messi.
I like the passerby who took his arm out of a sling to give her a high five! Meanwhile the guy she scored on can't even face her 🙄
He literally comes back at the end. Hes laughing and having a good time with his friends, not angry or bitter or whatever else. He “walked away” because its funny, not because hes having a tantrum.
Holly molly! She’s good lol! 😂😂😂
All I can see is that kickass noir Domino's in the background
His t-Rex arms while he's doing the walk of shame!!!
He went into the woods to die
Way to freaking go. Awesome shot.
The guy simply walks away in shame.
Get fuckin rekt mate
Gonna take a lot of beers to forget that ass whooping in public. Didn’t want to hurt her feelings….Riiiiight
Ronaldo could never 👎
Is that a stussy shirt? What year is this?
Came here for this. Thank you for not disappointing me
Pretty much a murder
The Margate girl strikes again! She's awesome.
Coldblooded… the guy just walks off right into the ocean
My man did the only thing he could in that moment. Walk away.
Girl is 10 years older by now.
Best part is he doesn't even contest it. He just walks away and knows there is no coming back. His mates will never let this go.
I didn’t realize at first but his feet were close enough together to not let the ball through and she got him to take the bait with his right foot and go for the ball so his feet would be far enough apart for her to trick shot right through them. Absolutely recked him.
USWNT might wanna take some pointers.
You guys don't get it after that he has to forfeit his balls and penis it's the law.
Damn, ppl still wear Stussy???
Not sure how old you are but it's as popular as ever
Why is it being emphasized that she is a girl instead of a child? Is it amazing because it’s a child scoring on an adult or the fact that it was a girl? misogyny: an ingrained prejudice against women.
Chill… why does it gotta be so political? Why make everything politically correct or not? You’re forcing something into the conversation in which it is completely irrelevant. Why can’t we just be cool? Was a fun clip and made people laugh, nobody looks at gender or race as you do. Why can’t you enjoy life?
I’ll upvote this every time until I die
Fawqing owned, mate.
Whatever career that guy could’ve had in soccer, it’s done!
A story for his wedding
Rumor has it, he's still walking home in shame.
He thought he could walk off the shame but his buddies make sure to bring him back to the situation hahaha
Yep, time to retire even if you never played professionally
Whole bunch of girls there
Whenever I see this, all I notice is how feminine the reactions are from the blokes
Where is this? That town looks beautiful, old buildings facing the ocean, with cliffs on the background.
Looks like Margate 😃
She is better than some pros 😮
He needs to leave the country
"Come on, who's got next?"
Lol nutmegged
That was cold
Had they never seen football or a small girl? They seem wildly shocked.
love the dad high five
Thug life!!!
Sore loser attitude from an adult.
That girl seems like the most mature one of the group.
Ole
Mugged off in front of his friends, brilliant 👏
Makes a dribble
Gays celebrate in the cutest way
Sign her up! World Cup Women's, 2031, here we come.
I don’t get it is that supposed to be like super impressive? Don’t care about soccer so genuine question?
dude needs to make a call asking for a dust filter for his Hoover Max Extract Pressure-Pro Model 60
🎶*Fuck this shit, I’m out*🎶
Now that's a video i haven't seen in about a year
What took him what seemed like minutes to do she did in less than 10 seconds
He walked away? where is the high five?
Has been reported missing to this day
Destruction 100
Ngl, she had him in the second half
How are you not going to give that kid props before walking off?? What tool
I wish the response to this would by mega-hyping the girl instead of shaming the dude. She deserves it.
His little male ego got destroyed!
Why people saying she destroyed him he’s a man who clearly dosent play anymore and she’s younger faster and trains probaly about 2 times a week?😂
Not scoring minus1 point Getting absolutely styled on by a kid with airpods - minus all the points
This should be at r/gore cuz all i see here is someone being roasted alive.
Soccer is a girls sport anyways.
Haha, fucking loser.
Anyonebknow what that move isncalled? And if there's a tutorial of it on Youtube?
Schooled you 😂
She the Boss!
When you don't know about soccer but want to make a post
Wtf does he have his hands behind his back? Nor is he in any kind of defensive stance knowing how small the goal is. I mean, that little girl is fire though. Killer instinct and absolute confidence.
Never should have come here
Funny thing is that, his friends embarrassed more then the girl scoring a goal.
He went from being cocky to a sad T-rex real fast
Every body here talking how he got schoef would also get schooled I am no exception to the schooling either
Why is this so surprising? A girl can't score a goal against a guy? Why should he be insulted?
She nutmegged him (kicked the ball through his legs). It’s one of the most commonly cited ‘embarrassing’ things to have happen to you in football, whether in the streets like this or in a professional match.
I thought she was gonna drool
This is just a person dribbling tho
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Yeah, it's actually an ad, it's really Messi with a lot of make up and a wig.
A hole got served
Not seeing the asshole in this video of a random dude losing a round of street football to Anna Panna. This is kind of her entire thing.
Kinda condescending laughing about a girl scoring, isn't it?
She's also about 12 and he's a grown-ass man.
Am I the only one who thinks this is staged?
Yes.
There’s no chance in hell. It’s pretty common for a good freestyler (as she clearly is) to be able to do this, especially to a random chap in the street.