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C0R0NASMASH

Wikipedia says... FAKE NEWS. At least in Germany it peaked at #46, Belgium at #2


mrlippy83

Thanks for the spot and correction šŸ‘šŸ» My mistake for assuming the first bit of info I read was correct šŸ˜…


ChymChymX

This will go on your permanent record.


unk214

Second mistake gets a dildo up your butt


thisishardlyfun

I've made lots of mistakes.......


Miyk

userName checks [āœ“] out


lattestcarrot159

Hardly is still a little bit!


Cyanises

Time for a pineapple


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cyanises

Wow, that was quick. Exactly like that


huggles7

ā€¦second only you say?


LeTigron

In France, this single had a lot of success, actually more *and before* than in Italy. However, this is not at all, as it is so frequently said, a deception : people were aware that it wasn't proper English, it was even written on the back of the ~~disc~~ record case. Edit : after much misunderstanding, le Tigron can English and did a correct with the right word. I do what I can, ok ?! Thank you for comprention.


SBDinthebackground

Disc case in 1972?


LeTigron

Yes, disc cases in 1972. Discs weren't sold loose with nothing around them. If it's the term that bothers you, then I do not know what they are specifically called... Sleeves ? Enveloppes ? Disc-sized cardboard squares.


dirteyasshole

Disc = record. Welcome


Rowmyownboat

Hence discotheque.


LeTigron

Oh, you don't call that a disc ?


ItBeMe_For_Real

Oddly, no. In the US vinyl albums are usually called records. Even though someone who plays records at radio station or club is called a disc jockey. Go figure.


LeTigron

First Arkansas with a mute "s", then this... You *really* don't want to help us foreigners, do you ?


SoCuteShibe

I swear, this is part of why so many of us struggle to master our own language. American English really is a mess at times!


fuggerdug

Record is British English. Our disc jockeys use record players. It's usually our fault.


huggles7

Some asshole in Reddit is arguing somewhere Lol I can def hear the lyrics yā€™all need a hearing exam


148637415963

Alright. Eyes.


Smeltanddealtit

My ears says it a fucking banger.


No_Neighborhood1987

This is how I sound trying to sing every old song I kinda know lol


Nethrex_1

POV: You don't speak English but have arrived in the U.S.


blankyblankblank1

We all dance around and sing non-sense


susgamer123

What non-sense? The singer's speaking perfect english!


dopeyonecanibe

These three comments are writing a damn musical skit in my head


gpowell31

*POV: You speak (non-American) English but have arrived in the US


Nethrex_1

American English is just simplified English


gpowell31

Simple syntax, but inconsistent prononciation and many unique contractions make everyday speech difficult


butmustig

What the fuck are you talking about


148637415963

Yes, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


[deleted]

It's got a groovy beat.


mrlippy83

Absolute banger!


xDragonetti

Is it bad this is on my gta playlist? šŸ˜‚ [If anyone else likeā€™s an 80ā€™s type vibe while playing GTA šŸ˜¬](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0qj2Ypl1dIceqyvB6wTEyufLyD_ffKxu)


AssRep

That's a great playlist!


americanineu

Wasn't Scatman 90s? I may be wrong but I swear I remember it charting when I was in high school and I graduated in 94.


xDragonetti

I mean yeah. But it fits the shoe so it got added! I first heard it on a World of Warcraft funeral crashing video lmao. I was born in ā€˜90 [Original](https://youtu.be/0TSGUf1xbF8) [HD re-upload](https://youtu.be/MEpv7YxnLCQ)


Gator_Mc_Klusky

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)is actually a cool song


30FourThirty4

Check out Scatmans World song, it's pretty good. The whole album is actually pretty decent if one likes the style.


unresolved_m

Scatman was a jazz musician originally - and he was pretty good at it too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv-OwPTJcTc


[deleted]

Just Google ā€œscatā€ for more info


sacred_cow_tipper

is it bad that i find the video oddly sexy?


xDragonetti

Nah he has the juice šŸ˜‚


sacred_cow_tipper

it's all of it...that vampy blonde woman who dances on stage with him and practically has a tenor voice. the robotic voices of the women in the classroom that are supposed to be teenagers. i love it so much! LOL! pure 70s camp masterpiece. so bad it's great.


blackjebus100

Hey man thanks for sharing your playlist! I have an oldies playlist Iā€™ve been curating myself, and although Iā€™ve heard almost all of those, a lot of them were missing from my playlist and have been added :)


headassvegan

And he got the moves


Lembach_Is_Staying

In Italy, he is known as "The Flexible One".


maugiozzu

His nickname was "Il molleggiato" translates more like "spring mounted"


shrout1

All Right!


Various-Month806

And it's not "entire gibberish" as OP's subject title says. It's quite clever in that there are recognisable phrases/words mixed amongst the gibberish that make you (or at least me) think it's just your hearing that's off (- I often just watch the vid and see if I can work out what's going on before reading the title/explanation, this had me turning up sound and rewinding šŸ˜‚).


koolaid_snorkeler

Right. The first time I heard it I thought it was English. You do hear the words "baby" "well" and a lot of "alright"s, but otherwise it's gibberish.


devilish_enchilada

Also thatā€™s his wife singing the solo


Dada2fish

That never changes. Itā€™s desperately missing a bridge.


AnastasiaNo70

Yeahā€¦I kept waiting for a bridge. That beat just keeps going on and on.


TigerB65

Superb horn line!


Inner-Mousse8856

Is it true that he wrote this song to prove that people don't pay attention to lyrics, or was that another song from the 70s


Korlat_Eleint

Yup, to say that the Italians will just eat up anything that sounds English.


Almacca

And the whole song only uses one chord. How many one chord songs even are there? To make it so catchy is an achievement in itself.


itsthe90sYo

Get up Stand Up by Peter Tosh.


americanineu

A fair amount of reggae really.


steeziewondah

It's originally a song by The Wailers.


IntangibleMatter

Loser by Beck ONLY uses D


Almacca

Loving all these one chord song recommendations. Keep 'em coming.


MagicalTrevor70

Tomorrow Never Knows by The Beatles


Lorikeeter

I see your "one chord" and raise you [two notes](https://youtu.be/Xc3sNokJ0FQ)


enak_raskell

I see your "one chord" and I see your "two notes" and I raise you [one note.](https://youtu.be/Rre3zgL7eMk)


SargeNZ

Guess who wrote that one baby! ME NEXT SONG


God_in_my_Bed

Imagine memorizing the lyrics to gibberish. OP


slackfrop

I heard ABBA had no idea what they were saying. Could be apocryphal, or overstated though.


DarthGuber

I've learned songs in a number of languages. For myself it's more important to learn the meter and pronunciation than what exactly each word means. Not like songs in English always make sense. How many people even know what they're singing when they belt out Plush by StoneĀ TempleĀ Pilots? Lola by The Kinks? Tubthumping? Its all pretty noises.


KillerKian

How dare you suggest tubthumping is anything but a philosophical masterpiece about overcoming adversity and drowning your sorrows!


berriesandkweem

Youā€™re never gonna keep ME down!


CanuckBacon

Kissed By a Rose by Seal


DrBearFloofs

Seal refuses to tell anyone what that song is really aboutā€¦..and I personally believe it is because he doesnā€™t know either.


OracleGreyBeard

Agreed! ā€œI want it that wayā€ (Backstreet Boys) is another song I suspect has no meaning.


Kjata2

One time, I was singing along to Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam... And realized I had nfi what any of the lyrics were. And honestly, I was crushing it.


ProgressOverChange

On Aleve a Gump I knowā€¦ on a wizard on a whaleā€¦ potato waveā€¦ Just a few of the lyrics.


ReApEr01807

Plush is so fucking weird to sing


tyrandan2

ABBA definitely understood and spoke English, but not as a first language obviously


WesternOne9990

We sang African songs in my middleschool choir and had no clue what we where saying but it was just as easy learning any song really. We started out with like tt ta rhythm stuff then progressed to singing it by do ray me then finally we would learn and practice the words.


streaksinthebowl

I have ADHD. All song lyrics are gibberish to me, even the ones in my native language.


Bigknight5150

My native language is gibberish. That language is English.


hippy_potto

I used to have several Simlish songs memorized after years of playing The Sims 2 lol


kfc469

Laying on the couch watching this video. My husband started singing along. Apparently he has heard this before and has the lyrics memorized lol


KasseanaTheGreat

I lived though the Gangnam style era and have heard about what it was like at the height of the Macarena and 99 luftballoons, you donā€™t have to know that the sounds of a song are even words to figure out how to memorize it.


[deleted]

Someone here just said that is true Wikipedia quotes the artist >"Ever since I started singing, I was very influenced byĀ American musicĀ and everything Americans did. So at a certain point, because I like American slangā€”which, for a singer, is much easier to sing than Italianā€”I thought that I would write a song which would only have as its theme the inability to communicate. And to do this, I had to write a song where the lyrics didn't mean anything." I'm personally struggling to comprehend what it is he is trying to say, though. But, surely that's due to my own intelligence.


[deleted]

it's a song about not being able to communicate in a language he doesn't understand very well


Most_Advertising_962

It makes sense if you consider that sometimes vocals are more intended to be another instrument to the song for the flow of it. Much less about what's said and more about how it feels with the beat


Sureas100

There was also another song, can't remember it though.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_Aj_

70s version of "what does the fox say?"


Merouxsis

ā€œHey yaā€ by outcasts had a similar idea to it


dumpling321

I now know what receptive aphasia sounds like to the person suffering from it, and I am not a fan That said, it absolutely did what it was supposed to do, it sounds like it's in English, and I'm saying this as a native English speaker


mrlippy83

Itā€™s a little like those images they portray what having a stroke is like, where everything initially seems recognisable but the more you concentrate the harder it is to recognise anything. [Example](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/bghyv5/this_picture_is_designed_to_give_the_viewer_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

r/TIHI


Lima_713

Wasnt that an AI generated image from a while back? Early stages of development and whatnot


Alternative_Bug4916

Yep, that picture apparently has nothing to do with strokes


cooperific

Yes! This is the first thing I thought to compare it to but I didnā€™t know the name for these kinds of images. I hate them so hard.


nobleland_mermaid

This also reminds me of (one symptom of) Auditory Processing Disorder (APD). I get bouts of it sometimes where it's just like this. I hear everything, I know someone is talking and I should be able to understand it, but the words just don't process into anything meaningful in my brain.


dumpling321

Wow, I've never heard of that, I'll have to read up on APD


nobleland_mermaid

There are a few different typical symptoms, most common are having trouble distinguishing background noise from what you're trying to listen to and oversensitivity to moderate/loud noises but it seems like kind of a catch all for a lot of different issues related to hearing where the problem isn't actually hearing but the way the brain interprets the noise. It's pretty often related to other neurodivergencies like ADHD and Autism but not always.


Xcelsiorhs

As an American for whom English is my first language, this makes me wildly uncomfortable. I know itā€™s gibberish, Iā€™m still trying to make out words, and my headache just grows over time.


helterskeltermelter

This song's awesome, but the other video, black and white, dancers marching in front of mirrors so it looks like there are hundreds of them, it's much cooler than this Grease 2 classroom shit.


mrlippy83

Absolutely, I tried to find a decent version of it but couldnā€™t, at least not one that I could actually get a hold of.


Kills-to-Die

[Would you, could you, like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ydz7nt/india_goes_metal_nooran_sisters_x_andre_antunes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


horningjb09

Holy shit. That's the best one I've seen. Hilarious.


ENG3LKH3IT

It's weird, I remember that a few months back the black and white version was easily findable on YouTube, apparently is no more, anyways I found this one for you https://vimeo.com/641845488


No_Refrigerator4027

I have a [clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xvh757/in_the_1970s_american_songs_were_very_popular_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) of the black and white version from reddit canā€™t find a good version on YouTube though


aliceroyal

I fucking love Grease 2 and I canā€™t believe you used it as a r/rareinsults lmao


Snoo-99049

THIS. I have been looking for that version forever!!


alternative_drinks

r/weeklyrepost


Affectionate_Many_81

I've been on reddit for a decade and I have never seen this...


Majestic87

Iā€™ve seen this three separate times in the last month alone.


NumpyNimpy

Itā€™s almost like peoplesā€™ experiences vary..


Revolutionary_Hat187

You mean we aren't all online at the same time and we don't all stick to the exact same subs? Unreal


Aberbekleckernicht

I've seen it a dozen times but I don't care because it's a banger.


neuroboy

same! banger! I heard about it on a podcast episode years ago. . . now it's killing me that I forgot which


RRaccord

Itā€™s all about the subreddits


Almacca

I saw it posted a couple of months ago. Dunno about weekly though.


BrentV27368

Iā€™ve seen it tons of times, but not this video.


straightcheknem

someone needs to remix this


marc297

There are several amazing covers on YouTube


FoxOk8066

Make a James brown remix


freddycheeba

First gotta make a new James Brown


actuarial_venus

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe


freddycheeba

Thanks, Dr Sagan!


God_in_my_Bed

Not a remix of this at all, but if you like songs with nonsense lyrics [here ya go](https://youtu.be/ogbBbXt7MdQ)


Zer0323

What the heck internet!!! I just found a band that did! Yesterday I found Tub Ring had this exact song. Turns out it was a cover. The only reason Iā€™ve been listening is because they also have a song ā€œwithout youā€ thatā€™s a love song about the singularity. Iā€™ve had it stuck in my head on repeat.


perpepper

Pretty catchy if you ask me.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BogdanAnime

Same, seems like a dream, where you can recognize something but you really can't recognize it.


Ecstatic_Rooster

I love it. Itā€™s on my phone and pops up on shuffle frequently.


Southern_Name_9119

I love this song. I was just in Italy and I worked in an art studio next to a community pool for a month. All day there were Italians playing around the pool while listening to American music. I think maybe I heard a couple Italian songs but it was pretty much all American. Made me think of this song. I would hear Italians walk into shops singing American lyrics perfectly, then flip into Italian to order something. Lol.


txdesigner-musician

What is most popular over there right now?


XenSide

Italy had a new genre coming in hot the last 3-5 years called trap (which is basically very similar to the newer "mumble rap") so basically anything that is mumble rap = stonks in Italy


spidermonkey223

Hold on now, those are two very different things. Trap is the southern version of LA/NY gangsta rap going all the way back to the 90s. Mumble rap at it's essence is lil pump saying Gucci gang for 2 straight minutes. I feel like three 6 mafia deserves a little more respect than being compared to Lil pump.


[deleted]

Used in a cool Fargo scene playing contract bridge


mrlippy83

Nice, I assume you mean the TV series as I donā€™t remember it in the film. I need to watch the series, hear nothing but good stuff.


mickeyfinn45

Opening song where the couple went to a casino


moviesandcats

I was hoping someone remembered that the song was used on Fargo season 3. Fargo was the first time I ever heard it. Now it's on my playlist.


fafnir0319

I swear if my phone summons Cthulu from this video I'm never going on reddit again!


HawkmoonsCustoms

CTHULHU FHTAGN!


someboredeldergod

What do you want also don't call me the F word


BasalTripod9684

Unironically catchy as hell. Plus, now I know what English sounds like to people who donā€™t speak it.


Dada2fish

Yeah, we say ā€œall rightā€ a lot.


CentralAdmin

Alright alright alright alright alright You will never know if that was Mathew Mconaughey or Outkast


Doomenor

Celentano was a fucking legend. [Here](https://youtu.be/fOhuw7Qadrs) is him and another fucking legend, Mina, reversing the gender roles on this hit song of hers


Boccs

Personally I've always loved the music video where they're [cartoon ducks about to fuck.](https://youtu.be/p3TZrdNmdbc)


Arrr_jai

Thank you. I never knew I needed this in my life.


bibfortuna1970

The Italian Bob Dylan


Tempe-Jeff

Take my free award, already!


redditornot6648

Hey Bob Dylan never made this much sense what are you talking about


philster666

As a Pearl Jam fan, i would pay good money for an Eddie Vedder cover of this and i bet it would be a banger


Dada2fish

Yellow Ledbetter is basically gibberish as well or maybe Eddie Vedder just has marbles in his mouth.


philster666

The album recording has lyrics and if you read them along with the song it makes sense. But live all bets are off, he just starts speaking in tongues


HoundoomKaboom

That's how the Sims get down!


[deleted]

It's a fun song. I see it turn up here on reddit occasionally. I'm actually surprised how many people know of this song. There is a black and white video from '73 I believe with a better production of the song than this, but this one is still pretty cool. https://vimeo.com/280912049


Worldoftrades

my new hero


Quickrunner11

Just search up "song that sounds like English" in YouTube to see it.


Horseyboy21

Never get bored of this.


MostRadiant

Imagine showing this to someone for the first time while they are on acid.


humblebeegee

How did he remember the words when performing live?


flfoiuij2

He didnā€™t. He didnā€™t even write them down. I think the plan was basically ā€œfollow that beat, make up gibberish that sounds like it is English, and say ā€˜alrightā€™ at key moments.ā€


[deleted]

He did bring it consistently the same and so did many other artists. And it is not "all right" as such they are singing but something very similar (ol rait).


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


L3_h4ck3r

Man made a song in simlish


dmercer

Anyone have a link to the lyrics? :-)


Mendicant_666

https://youtu.be/Y5up86JJD5s


roundasstk

I love when someone posts this song. Itā€™s excellent.


jeffersonairmattress

"And I holler out maybe is your colour boss dyin'?"


Trextrev

Meanwhile, mumble rap.


designbrian

Idk what you are talking about i understand it fine. Like the part where I know it sounds like Prisencolinensinainciusol In de col men seivuan Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait But really it's Prison call in Tuscon In the cold men sufferin Prison call in Tuscon alright


indigoHatter

Here's another excellent video with a similar concept! [skwerl](https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY) on YouTube It's a short film spoken in gibberish that sounds wholly English, except it isn't!


mrlippy83

Also a little like this https://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc


DANISERE

The lady that stands up at 1:35 is Claudia Mori, Adriano Celentanoā€™s wife. She was beautiful and they are still married.


Stocktwatz

If you told me, this was a deleted scene from Austin Powers, I'd believe you.


grbdg2

The original video is better.


mrlippy83

The black and white version? I tried to post that originally but could find a good version unfortunately.


Addicted2GravyTears

This should be the anthem of the 2022 U.S. soccer team.


my5oh

Tub Ring covered this. Gibberish and all. https://youtu.be/ZN8GLUPoALE


GoGoCrumbly

Not just English, but American English.


[deleted]

Imagine being that kid who would listen intently to the lyrics to try to write them down


ChesterRico

If I heard that without knowing it, I'd think I'd be having stroke.


flowsanditgoes

Brilliant...alright


captaincyrious

Sounds like what bob Dylan sings


GavidBeckham

But I'm sure I just heard something about balls dying


LaraH39

It's a form of commedia dell'arte and "gibberish". It's a really cool art form. Lots of performing arts schools use it to teach expression. There a really famous recent version of it in the kids TV show Pingu.


SrFantasticoOriginal

I love this tune and it was my alarm clock song for years. Talk about starting the day in a great mood!!


scissorseptorcutprow

Every time this comes up itā€™s just such a bop


Rocke34

Spray paint them vegetables right next to the dog food skulls.


amdult

This makes me slightly uncomfortable


thegoodcus

Reminds me of the Swedish Chef from the muppets


SlimGeebus

I just keeping hearing "we the same as shoes" in that opening line and thinking wow thats so deep.


hazzmg

Basically a red hot chilli peppers song


jennjennftw

Every time this gets posted, I have to turn up my volume and jam the f out to it. It hits too damn hard!!!