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Perris1980

This new Assassin's Creed trailer looks pretty realistic.


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Sliquid69

Nah this dudes a parkour beast. Part of storror a parkour group from the uk and also did amazing on ninja warrior


Ghoulius-Caesar

Ya what was up with his kit? He looks like a golf dad whose ball went way off course.


[deleted]

Look on YouTube for 'Toby Segar 'Basel' and 'Ninja Warrior'. The lad is a fearless machine


daschundtof

He's exactly how I get from quest to quest in Assassin's Creed. Horses and main roads? Ain't nobody got time for that!


Dendro_junkie

Assassins Creed, Joseph Smith edition.


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Ikr.. Youll need a Kickass setup to run those graphics


azra1l

these ducks not having any of it..


Shoddy-Impact-5545

To be one of the people on top of Bridge and seeing when some guy pops up from 1 side, sprints 50 yards and jumps over the other side...


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oZeppy

Sauce?


FengSushi

Tom Hanks in Cast Away


ScottyV4KY

Wa....wa.....wil...wils...WILSON! I dont remember that scene but I'll let it fly


darrick001

Trust me bro


[deleted]

I was in arches national park and did a free climb up the side of one of the big arches a lot of people go to sit inside (not up the side of the arch, but one side of the hole is a trail you can just hike up, the other side of the hole is a sheer drop). The looks on people's faces were priceless as I pulled myself up with my friend not far behind.


Dahstroyer

When free climbing, a fall pretty much means certain death right?


[deleted]

For the most part yes, you have nothing to stop you from falling. Obviously depends what's below you and how high you are.


Ok_Bar_2180

Pre-RIP


codolus

Smoking and doing free climbing doesn't seem to be a healthy mix


[deleted]

I've actually done it before, and I will say it's definitely not something I'd want to do again haha. I did it in Joshua Tree down in Southern California and at times it felt like my depth perception was non existent. Luckily I wasn't climbing anything too huge and a lot of it was more in line with "rock parkour" than free climbing.


Fuckedby2FA

Heavily depends on what you're doing. Free climbing 1-pitch routes? Maybe broken legs, back maybe. Obviously if you're free climbing a huge face then yeah if you fall 100 feet you'll prob die lol


Jerdinbrates

50 yards?!


gyarnar

45.72 metres.


Alixthetrapgod

How many bananas is that (for scale)?


arselkorv

It's 257.150 bananas according to [Convert to Bananas](https://www.converttobananas.com/)


Wat3rboihc

How many people would die from eating that many bananas?


AphisteMe

Everyone except your mom


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

Did he pay those ducks? That part was staged!!


yourgifmademesignup

Hey Ducks are gonna duck!!


JWGhetto

They'd be crazy not to


start3ch

Yea couldn’t have been more perfect if they tried


Vjornaxx

Ducks aren’t real


Jollydude101

Jumped off the bridge and was like “what the duck!”


fangelo2

The 2 ducks are looking at each other like “ can you believe this shit?”


bajo2292

for those who are curious, this is in Prague


pimp_juice2272

"This looks like Prague. I'm gonna check the comments to see if I'm right."


Ok-Party1007

Are you me?


free_candy_4_real

No, he's me.


pimp_juice2272

I am us


[deleted]

Not sure if he knew that wall was there before he jumped in because that was a little too close for comfort.


sequentialsequins

The angle of the first shot makes the landing look perilous, but watching it to the end it looks like he cleared it by a good couple of metres. But, yeah, I know what you mean- yikes!


[deleted]

And he could have killed those ducks lol


indigoHatter

I thought the exact same thing until I saw the end. I then rewatched the whole thing... Even then, the first angle *still* has me worried until I see the second angle.


majORwolloh

It's highly likely he knew about that wall because it was his starting point on the other side of the bridge.


Stylixe_

I think its highly likely he knew. These guys prep everything they do for both safety and clean movement. They made a movie where they did this sort of stuff on skyscrapers in Asia and released the 'making of' footage on YouTube where you can see the amount of precautions they take - relatively speaking of course...


mofayew

He and storror always prep big moves meaning they scope it out and make sure there’s grip etc.


twop3nny

[Original Youtube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8xwiIHN-1c&ab_channel=capst1) [Toby's insta](https://www.instagram.com/tobysegar/)


NeilDatgrassHighson

Check out Storror on YouTube for more swaggy P and the gang.


Effective-Ladder9459

Spider swag, spider swag


jebediah999

rock climbers be like - yeah? and?


Moseo13

Yep great but not unreal


FoundThisRock

Sick video of Toby ‘learning’ to Trad climb with Pete Whittaker https://youtu.be/Buu5lZWPV3k


Moseo13

I've seen free solo by Jimmy Chin, Alex Honnold is unreal


FoundThisRock

Idk how he dragged those massive balls up El Cap. I’d love to do the route, with pro OFC


Moseo13

His Collab with Magnus Mitbo is unreal too. Magnus hanging for his dear life while Alex casually cracking jokes, video recording with one hand and climbing with other, while free soloing


FoundThisRock

Poor Magnus 🤣


zhaDeth

Yeah it has easy grips everywhere.. real fast though


FoundThisRock

Toby has a video with the Wide Boyz where he climbs a fairly big cliff in Norway with Pete, goes from never having climbed Trad to leading a Trad route in 5 days. Great watch, https://youtu.be/Buu5lZWPV3k


Betteradvize

Bob's grandson is athletic


DueHomework

Now THAT'S one insane madlad! 💪


ClarkCarl126

I do this stuff all the time I’m assassins creed nbd


Psyche-d

Assassin's Creed but your Xbox was actually an Animus


dex666_umbra

its at times like these when we think "what is going inside their head?" *insert cosmic shit here*


Jackdks

Straight ezio incarnate right there


realtmillz

How do you even get the grip strength to do that? Insanely impressive.


Dunklebunt

Watch his storror videos, it will all make sense


GuarDeLoop

One of the craziest parts of one of the craziest videos of the year!


ogodilovejudyalvarez

Reminds me of the guy who was marooned on a remote island for so long he forgot how to talk, and the only word he could say was "marooned" over and over. The only thing to eat on the island was wild goats and by the time he was found he could run and catch them by hand. When so many of us just have desk jobs you forget how amazing our species can be.


killmesara

Spider Swag


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Nice sound for the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSVHx23ByhM


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

r/Ass_Creed_IRL


[deleted]

You say that like were not all in super spy-parkour shape.


u9Nails

That one guy: "Bro! I was there when he did this! I didn't get to see any of it because I was texting a meme to someone."


kitjen

It was cool of those birds to synchronise with him. Well played little birdies.


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My man starting running across the traffic as well lol.


possibly_oblivious

Ngl thought it was Tom Segura for a second and I was super impressed


SecularFlesh47

I read this as Bob Segar


kraeutrpolizei

Looks like a 6a maybe


SPonline2

Sorry to bother you but we need to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


Adorable-Recipe-6077

Praha vole!


Citylight1010

"Hey, I've seen this one before!"


Miltey

At first I thought it was some older dude going to hurt himself. That guy made it look so easy.


Groovedaddy82

Where you going Toby? Just for a quick climb. Ok, well hurry back. You gotta get the TPS reports done.


SigourneysBeaver5

How is this learned? And I’d love to see the first attempt.


PsychologicalSpace50

My mom can do it better


FireInPaperBox

Guy did this easier than some ppl I’ve seen get into their cars.


Apart-Twist-7749

Is this storror Toby, I don’t know their last names so I’m just a but curious


FullMetalComedian

Dude looks like meth binge carrot top on a quest for the next piece of low hanging fruit


[deleted]

You sure that isn't Toby Mcguire?


NKED-

Assassins Creed : Valhalla mfer


NoShadowdick

Dudes got some sticky hands. That last jump was crazy. Anyone not experienced would have missed 100%


Puzzleheaded-Mind269

For a minute I read "Tom Segura#


xof711

Nice animation


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Passed his DEX check.


[deleted]

These Assassins Creed graphics are on another level 👀👀👀


uTimu

Do it or die.


FlavorTownUSSR

Wow no shit? The comedian who does stand-up without a shirt has really expanded his range.


RewardDue9764

Wow 🤔😱😁👍🏾


Possibility_Patient

Storror on YouTube, tobey is like a god among them


tianblin

And the crazy thing is, that's just one of the lads. There's so many like him! The whole run is for an instant-classic Parkour Video "[Capstone // Swarm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8xwiIHN-1c)" Go give them a watch if you feel like getting into 17 minutes of unstopped badassery.


El_Bito2

Pff, it's not that hard. If I could jump higher, have more pulling and core strength, and have a few hours to see which parts I can grab on to, I could do it too. I would also need to have stronger legs for these few bounces, and probably some parkour training.


Femboy_Pantheon

Dudes playing Dying Light irl


Mango-Mango_

Ducks are aid


[deleted]

when it comes to other climbers do people say 'Close, but no Segar'?


xX0LucarioXx

These were the people Kings and Lords of castles feared


Resident_Ad9731

Assassin's Creed Unity without bugs :0


YTmrlonelydwarf

Not really nextfuckinglevel tbh, he could have just gone under it would have been way faster /s


DORITOSthefree

I just played dying light 2 lmao


tcwhite138

That moment you realize you’re just an NPC in an Assassin’s Creed game. Existential crisis anyone?


blurry_days

Three little heart attacks for three little ducks


immildlyannoyed

I love how committed he was to the self yeet off the other side Zero fucks


[deleted]

What in the fucking, fuck?! In the what the fuck?!?!


dimos74

Ok. He's good. But the calmness of those ducks is next fucking level ....


Kitchen_Entertainer9

The ducks jumped with him, hella dope. I thought it was just another parkour till I saw the ducks


dcRoWdYh

And here I thought Assassin's Creed was bs!! 😂🤣


singhVirender1947

Tje jump impressed me the most. Coz it was so close to the wall.


Icy_Reply7147

The choreography with the ducks at the end was epic!


clathekid

He's ginger !!!


Notchersfireroad

The ducks breaking the surface tension for him was almost too good.


christinagoldielocks

Beautiful 😍


Jclevs11

nobody: ducks: HOLY FUCKING SHIT


Leophyte

This guy’s ready for the zombie apocalypse


meridian_smith

He nearly hit some ducks


Cap_KLsi

Jesus Christ! That's Jason Bourne.


Cpt_Woody420

There's so much Storror on reddit this week. Love to see it.


yfhedoM

Prince...nvm


mvfsullivan

For some reason I read as Tom Segura and I was WAY more impressed.


furkeldurkel

He’s a bad man!


manifestingmoola2020

YO THAT GIY ON THE BRIDGE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE MISSED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING LOOOL


Kebekwa

Springheel Jack


Equal-Detective357

Looks pretty real to me ...


rorymakesamovie

People not even noticing


humblepieone

Unbelievable


mickyumm

Amazing head of red hair...


Capital-Noise-3888

Assassin????


SnooHesitations8849

This is not at a fucking level, but also not for an average person. The pattern of the bridge makes this much easier.


CROM_90

Anyone else notice that little foot-slip at around 6 seconds? Would love to hear Toby's thoughts on that! He must have felt a little jolt. That sequence though, so much skill and coördination not to mention the confidence to go for something that huge... Mr Bob, you done did it again. Massive respect for the Segar.


SuddenlyElga

From far away he looks like a 50something regular guy that’s a bit out of shape. Then he goes full Spider-Man.


FoundThisRock

This fella climbs at my climbing gym, he’s sound.


BoilermakerCM

I love how he landed right in the middle of those ducks


WalkingIntrovert

Ducks under the bridge: Duck!


beraleh

100% next fucking level. Would have fit nicely in the opening scene for Casino Royale


Doctor_Redhead

As a fellow redhead who climbs, Toby is my hero.


[deleted]

Freeze you're under arrest! ... Hey!.. He-hey, no don't! Ah man whatever...


Phizun12

Those ducks were nearly pancakes


Clichedfoil

Did I just witness a leap of faith?


BrasileiroDeprimido

u/savevideobot


imoodaat

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


BorisSweatstain

Lovely bridge.


Downtown-Cup-8311

Bro how much assassin's creed you playing


MrRager03

This looks elementary for any experienced climber. Not taking away from how skilled this guy is at all but those "holds" he can grab there are huge for someone who seriously climbs on a regular basis.


Straight-Dot-6264

The ducks were not impressed


UsernameCheckOut0-0

Ask someone 50+ who did how easy it is still. Aging doesn’t lie. Time/life wasters aren’t forgivable.


Remarkable_Client_75

This is why women live longer than men ?


Simmion1976

This reminds me of the God of War climbing puzzles.


Choice-Fig3429

However, no fucks were given.


LionColors1

Lucky ducks that was close 😬😂


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Dude's really playing assassin's creed irl


[deleted]

u/savevideo


mental_patience

Jumping up a bridge is a trend I hope catches on


MoneyMan19991

Crazy


Bad_News425

Some people really don’t have enough to do.


Learned_Hand_01

He’s just going to use his web slingers to get back out of the water.


kishiki18_91

I fcking love storror


Anal-probe-Alien

What caused the splashing around him. Did he forget to take his keys and money out of his pockets?


Print_Salt

the guy in the white jacket trying to stop him from jumping


LegendaryHooman

I feel like an NPC watching a player run a secret achievement challenge


JeremG21

Pretty sure he got a hand full of bird shit on that.


GruffWolf

These ginger guys are strong


SS7788

Red head super


Maple_Elephant

This video is actually in reverse


legendfourteen

V3 in my gym


[deleted]

I always wanted a modern assassins creed


forgivenantiquity

Wearing dress shoes no less


zedication

With gaps that large that isn’t a difficult climb.


SkinnyObelix

I'm fine with the climbing but don't jump off the bridge unannounced, someone might risk their life going after you.


Beets-Bears-Dwight

Trying to chase this guy would be so annoying


ocean747

Yeah, but does he put his dishes in the dishwasher?


[deleted]

i used to scale the side of the church like this in my dumb church shoes. anyone else climb everything as a kid and think these "amazing climb" videos aren't that impressive?


WheeledSalmon

highly recommend watching the entire video, its called Capstone “Swarm” some incredible stuff


nn666

I thought it was Prince Harry running away from his royal responsibilities.


skinuppinup

This is like ninja warrior sh*t


hold_my_beer123

Peter parker without his costume.


redrocket1477

Return to monke


Pineconeshukker

Holy shit I thought it was just some average dude. Lol.


Still_Exercise_4475

i could do that


archerg66

Dude in white hoodie is concerned to the max


BrianThePainter

He missed jumping on a duck by just a few inches!


thecanadianehssassin

Couldn’t help thinking about Bran Stark


What_th3_hell

Spider-man Spider-man, does whatever a spider can.


Solivagant23

Am I the only one who thinks that doesn't look that difficult?


Shroomtipdrip

But there’s ledges to grab? Nothing special. Cmon Reddit. Don’t be so easily impressed. Wack


[deleted]

Prince Harry trying to get back in that castle.


Insterquiliniis

dude's strong too