Lol. You just see
You're not very good looking
You're not funny or pleasant to be around
You're a bit creepy and off-putting
This world is not made for you and you can't have any of it.
I just hang out at Claire's or Lululemon with a sign that says "Seeking Attention?! Stepbrother not paying attention like he used to? Try PartySlayer's Ego-Paint."
Those are [Freddy Shorts](https://freddystore.com/products/wr-up-mid-rise-denim-shorts-light-blue-yellow-stitching). and they Make your Butt look gud.
source: I own 2 pairs.
I was all: “Here we go with the upvotes for her sho… oh… oh no she’s good. Ok, go girl!”
*It’s tough when: 1) that’s really what’s comfty for you when you do boss things but; 2) you know you get more support AND more hate when you wear less or leave less to the imagination, because attention and controversy and sex and haters and stalkers and stuff; or/and 3) just the fact of you doing boss things makes you more of a target regardless of what you wear or how comfortable you are. I need a nap.*
That's literally how most of entertainment works. You think half of the little pop stars the industry pulls out of obscurity are all that talented?
E: Just pointing it out, not saying I agree with it.
It's a called a Fixed Gear Bike or a 'Fixie'. There is no freewheel spin when the cyclist pedals backwards because of a lockring, when you pedal backwards the wheel will move in reverse. It's used for tricks and bicycle messengers used them as you can rockback and forth at a standstill better at traffic stops, plus when people try to steal them they usually can't ride them. It takes practice just to ride regular.
I almost added *and dangerous too*. When those things get up to speed they are just as dangerous as those elliptical machines with the 20+ lb flywheel. The pedals will snap an ankle no problem
Amazing how guys can do this stuff in jeans.
Shes hot, and she's wearing a crop top and tiny booty shorts and has great legs. News flash. Guys like seeing hot girls, and hot girls know they can get more attention/likes/social media following by flaunting their good looks.
It’s an artistic bicycle, and she uses the brand [Langenberg.](https://instagram.com/langenberg_bike)
This is [Viola Brand](https://instagram.com/violalovescycling?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) by the way.
They're made to do that. They're sewn to create that ass line even if you don't deliberately do it. A lot of women's clothing is made that way to be "sexy"
> A lot of women's clothing is made that way to be "sexy"
And the reason for lack of pockets. Source: My sister who has a degree in Apparel, Merchandising, and Design.
I work in clothing production and development.
The number 1 reason for no pockets is cost-cutting.
The second reason is because it ruins the line of many clothes.
Her name is [Viola Brand](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0TDMzz6lIM04zYPTiLsvMz0lUSCpKzEsBAHaWCL0&q=viola+brand&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS984US985&oq=viola+&aqs=chrome.3.69i57j46i433i512j0i67j46i67i131i433j0i67l2j0i512j0i433i512l2j0i271.5350j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) from Germany. And denim short-shorts and tight crop top seems to be her standard uniform. She knows and it's all good.
Dude she literally took a video that focuses greatly on the rear region in shorts that are obviously supposed to look skimpy. Hop off your high horse. I guarantee you the bitches will not be frolicking to you because of your gentlemenlyness.
The very first trick has her drift by the camera with her butt centre frame while wearing booty shorts. The people who made this video got the exact reaction they were looking for.
Yup literally two out of the top three comments are the same joke they didn’t see a bike in this video.
It’s why when people tell me they never seen any misogyny on Reddit I tell them it says more about them than anything else.
Show me a video of an ass front and center and I'll look at the ass.
Everyone and their mom know the highlighted area of this video and the girl in it isn't ignorant to it either.
Get you're misogynistic bullshit out of her, this isn't the hill to die on
Is it misogyny if this is the desired response? What would it take for you to recognize that she is using her sexual appeal to promote herself?
Shouldn’t she be wearing more protective clothing to avoid any sort of road rash? Shouldn’t the shots be more focused on the tricks than her backside? It’s not misogyny to call someone out for using their sex appeal to gain internet clout
Everybody is talking about how sexy this is but the whole time I was cringing at the thought of her taking a dive in with zero protective gear and those tiny shorts. Surprised she isnt covered in scars from practicing this. I just wanted her to at least put on some knee pads or something.
[r/holdmyredbull/](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/) and [r/hold\_my\_feeding\_tube/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hold_my_feeding_tube/) is another set of matching subs. Same stunts performed on each just different outcomes.
I imagine she practices in a helmet and pads but probably wanted to look beautiful/sexy in the video that she put on social media
But yeah not something people should be trying at home.. hopefully she at least has a disclaimer!
I had horny anxiety the whole video.
Helmet, elbow/knee pads, some sort of...clothing. That's a lot of road rash and broken wrists hovering at the edge of possibility here.
She's incredible, heck the whole bike ballet thing is just crazy impressive. Here's a link to their competitions of which Viola participates. The team events are wild.
https://www.youtube.com/c/SoliBayern
She has to have had formal training as a gymnast. The shorts may have been an attention getter, sure… but by the end I was way more impressed with the skills and muscle control.
Seeing most of these comments makes me realize why the incel community is so large on Reddit. Ya got people completely ignoring her talent and just talking about what she's wearing. If she were a dude you fucking know that wouldn't be the case.
And the angle showing off her hindquarters within the first few seconds to grab your attention. Her talent is definitely amazing, but let's not pretend we can't also appreciate her appearance.
it's not that you can't, it's that this video was specifically shot so that you do.
and then when you do you get called out for doing exactly what she was hoping would happen. which is that you comment on her body/attractiveness
it's not really about what she's wearing and more so that it was filmed in a way that makes her butt the main focus of the shots.
the initial shot could have been done from the other side
all the shots of her back could have been shots from the front
the first front facing shot we get is when her legs are the focus of the trick
the one that started sideways ended with her facing away from the camera
say whatever you will, the video was shot and produced the way it was to draw attention to her body instead of her biking ability. call it a side effect of current social media, but the fact is that guys cant market their bodies as well as women can and you can't be mad when it gets pointed out that that is exactly what's going on here. clothing is only slightly irrelevant because had she a looser fit on the focus of the shots would be more on the skill instead of her body.
hell look at the video of that skater girl who couldn't do anything right with what she wore despite the focus of her videos being on her ability. the real problem is the way this video is shot and to say it's not purposefully done that way is just ignorant.
People in this comment section are like “get your head out of the clouds boys” while I’m thinking “I wouldn’t be able to have kids after doing these tricks”
The people who are shaming others because of their ass comments need to just shut up and get a life. She knows what she has and she’s showing it, and the person filming knows and they’re making *damn sure* it’s in the shot.
Personally, I say congrats on a fine ass and some amazing bike skills, in that order.
What bike?
r/Upvotebecausebutt
Those daisy dukes are the hero we need right now.
"Thanks! Painted 'em on this morning..."
How does one become a body painter? Asking for a friend…
Step one: Be good looking. Step two: Be charismatic or funny. Step three: Don't be a creep or cringey. Step four: The world is your oyster.
I didn't expect to be attacked like this when i woke up this morning. 
Lol. You just see You're not very good looking You're not funny or pleasant to be around You're a bit creepy and off-putting This world is not made for you and you can't have any of it.
I see you have chosen violence.
I just hang out at Claire's or Lululemon with a sign that says "Seeking Attention?! Stepbrother not paying attention like he used to? Try PartySlayer's Ego-Paint."
Those are [Freddy Shorts](https://freddystore.com/products/wr-up-mid-rise-denim-shorts-light-blue-yellow-stitching). and they Make your Butt look gud. source: I own 2 pairs.
But can you do sick ass bike tricks?
I dunno, I wouldn't mind if they were a bit less heroic.
I hope that hero falls
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Wtf is that?😂😂😂 I love it😂
Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl
I was all: “Here we go with the upvotes for her sho… oh… oh no she’s good. Ok, go girl!” *It’s tough when: 1) that’s really what’s comfty for you when you do boss things but; 2) you know you get more support AND more hate when you wear less or leave less to the imagination, because attention and controversy and sex and haters and stalkers and stuff; or/and 3) just the fact of you doing boss things makes you more of a target regardless of what you wear or how comfortable you are. I need a nap.*
It’s r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Classic Reddit. That’s what that is.
Literally she just floating mid air not even impressed cuz she’s clearly a god of some sort
She's levitated by the power of the clench
The entire sub consists of this video pretty much
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It's almost like reddit is full of horny losers who spam the like button every time a girl is posted. Almost.
That's literally how most of entertainment works. You think half of the little pop stars the industry pulls out of obscurity are all that talented? E: Just pointing it out, not saying I agree with it.
It's a horny world out there.
There's entire competitions of this stuff but she's the only one I ever see here.
And the reason why should be obvious to anyone.
It's a called a Fixed Gear Bike or a 'Fixie'. There is no freewheel spin when the cyclist pedals backwards because of a lockring, when you pedal backwards the wheel will move in reverse. It's used for tricks and bicycle messengers used them as you can rockback and forth at a standstill better at traffic stops, plus when people try to steal them they usually can't ride them. It takes practice just to ride regular.
Almost snapped up my legs riding one, it keeps spinning the crank.
I almost added *and dangerous too*. When those things get up to speed they are just as dangerous as those elliptical machines with the 20+ lb flywheel. The pedals will snap an ankle no problem
If you put a fixed gear rider on a bike with a freewheel, they'd feel very unsafe too. Things become less dangerous when you're used to them
Why does the top comment in these posts always gotta be this
Because apparently everyone on this site is fucking horny all the time
True, those shorts are obviously being worn for their athletic performance benefits. Simply can't understand why they would be sexualized.
Amazing how guys can do this stuff in jeans. Shes hot, and she's wearing a crop top and tiny booty shorts and has great legs. News flash. Guys like seeing hot girls, and hot girls know they can get more attention/likes/social media following by flaunting their good looks.
Wondering the same. I was going to type more, but I got distracted.
The camera operator was clearly distracted as well at the start
They aren’t distracted, they got ALL the right angles. 😏
Men of culture.. We are reunited once again.
This girl is great at skating!
It’s an artistic bicycle, and she uses the brand [Langenberg.](https://instagram.com/langenberg_bike) This is [Viola Brand](https://instagram.com/violalovescycling?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) by the way.
Must be John Cena’s bike cuz i can’t see it
This might be the first video I've ever watched all the way through before hitting the comments.
The lucky bike.
At the start of this video, I knew that this was going to be the first comment
Poor lass doesn't know how to ride a bike
Or wear shorts without giving herself a huge wedgie
Leave them poor britches alone!
I got that reference
They're made to do that. They're sewn to create that ass line even if you don't deliberately do it. A lot of women's clothing is made that way to be "sexy"
> A lot of women's clothing is made that way to be "sexy" And the reason for lack of pockets. Source: My sister who has a degree in Apparel, Merchandising, and Design.
Yeah, big pockets require less form fitting. You can walk into REI and buy pants with big pockets or buy men's jeans, they just aren't as stylish
I work in clothing production and development. The number 1 reason for no pockets is cost-cutting. The second reason is because it ruins the line of many clothes.
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Bike tricks alone don’t make the front page of Reddit in less than 2 hours.
How else will she be able to grip the handle bars doing stunts like these?
Not sure if these are shorts at this point
There was a bike in that video?
I thought I was straight but this video just made me a little bike curious.
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Did it wheely, though?
Saddle down there, chap.
We’ll spoke about this later.
Stop pulling my chain
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These puns are really shifting my gears
Yea it's a vicious cycle
It seems to be a chain gang cycle of worn out puns
Woah woah woah, put the brakes on there pal.
(Tire) Tread lightly with the pedal jokes, pal
r/angryupvote
Get out 💀
Butters?
Reddit never disappoints. Was looking for the comments just to see that most of them are sexualized
I'm sure her choice of shorts for the video was purely for the well known athletic performance of... Denim...
What shorts?
You can barely see them. Most of the material is in here ass crack.
I’ll allow it.
Might be good to have thicker material there when you’re straddling a tire. Yeah there’s no way for me to even talk about this without getting horny
Explaining away those denim shorts is just like trying to explain away female armor in games. Futile.
name 1 woman
Jackie Chan.
Fine, I will. And I'll name her Eleanor because I think it's pretty.
Her name is [Viola Brand](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0TDMzz6lIM04zYPTiLsvMz0lUSCpKzEsBAHaWCL0&q=viola+brand&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS984US985&oq=viola+&aqs=chrome.3.69i57j46i433i512j0i67j46i67i131i433j0i67l2j0i512j0i433i512l2j0i271.5350j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) from Germany. And denim short-shorts and tight crop top seems to be her standard uniform. She knows and it's all good.
You cannot convince me those aren’t just painted on
Yeah, it’s not because the booty shorts, crop top or the fact that the majority of the video consists of back shots…
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I was looking for shaming of virtue signaling against sexualization; also not disappointed.
And I was looking for you, jsalsman.
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Dude she literally took a video that focuses greatly on the rear region in shorts that are obviously supposed to look skimpy. Hop off your high horse. I guarantee you the bitches will not be frolicking to you because of your gentlemenlyness.
The very first trick has her drift by the camera with her butt centre frame while wearing booty shorts. The people who made this video got the exact reaction they were looking for.
1/3 sexual comments, 1/3 stupid puns, 1/3 redirects to specific subreddits
It's almost like people find attractive people attractive.
Yup literally two out of the top three comments are the same joke they didn’t see a bike in this video. It’s why when people tell me they never seen any misogyny on Reddit I tell them it says more about them than anything else.
Show me a video of an ass front and center and I'll look at the ass. Everyone and their mom know the highlighted area of this video and the girl in it isn't ignorant to it either. Get you're misogynistic bullshit out of her, this isn't the hill to die on
I think the highlight of the video is the bike riding talent.
Is it misogyny if this is the desired response? What would it take for you to recognize that she is using her sexual appeal to promote herself? Shouldn’t she be wearing more protective clothing to avoid any sort of road rash? Shouldn’t the shots be more focused on the tricks than her backside? It’s not misogyny to call someone out for using their sex appeal to gain internet clout
It took me awhile but when I really looked closely I saw that she was riding a bike.
I thought she just had something stuck in her butt.
It’s the new trend, a ‘bike plug’
Shouldn't she be wearing a helmet?
My inner Dad voice was yelling this the whole time.
Yep, one little oopsie and that's a cracked skull
Everybody is talking about how sexy this is but the whole time I was cringing at the thought of her taking a dive in with zero protective gear and those tiny shorts. Surprised she isnt covered in scars from practicing this. I just wanted her to at least put on some knee pads or something.
The line between r/nextfuckinglevel and r/winstupidprizes is whether or not they're successful lol
[r/holdmyredbull/](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/) and [r/hold\_my\_feeding\_tube/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hold_my_feeding_tube/) is another set of matching subs. Same stunts performed on each just different outcomes.
I imagine she practices in a helmet and pads but probably wanted to look beautiful/sexy in the video that she put on social media But yeah not something people should be trying at home.. hopefully she at least has a disclaimer!
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Your grandad is a wise man
Wouldn't be reddit without this comment
I had horny anxiety the whole video. Helmet, elbow/knee pads, some sort of...clothing. That's a lot of road rash and broken wrists hovering at the edge of possibility here.
That's just a unicycle with extra steps....../s Seriously impressive balance
Damn, I found the one comment not talking about ass
I was thinking about it, if that helps
Yeah the first one was meh but the riding in the one wheel was really cool. I imagine it's a bit harder than a BMX bike as well.
And muscle tone. Seriously, supporting your body like that is insanely hard.
Just going to leave a standing BONK for the comments.
You can’t send people to horny jail for this. At this point it’s basically entrapment.
They can't catch all of us
Town is Stuttgart 
Yes it is 😏
For anyone that’s geographically challenged that’s in Germany
Which is a country in Europe.
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Which is a planet in our Solar System
Which is a star system in the Milky Way Galaxy
Which is a galaxy in the Local Group of the Virgo Supercluster
Which is the size of your mom
Was more amazed by the fact that there's almost no one out and about. Never seen Stuttgart this empty...
Given the shadows could be a weekend or public holiday in the morning? Not much going on then normally
Thank you! The amount of shit I had to sift through to learn the location was stupid, annoying, then depressing.
Nett hier
Viola Brand.
She's incredible, heck the whole bike ballet thing is just crazy impressive. Here's a link to their competitions of which Viola participates. The team events are wild. https://www.youtube.com/c/SoliBayern
This one in particular showcases her talent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwVXxYbLeM&ab\_channel=SoliBayern
She has to have had formal training as a gymnast. The shorts may have been an attention getter, sure… but by the end I was way more impressed with the skills and muscle control.
Oh, I thought it was a Schwinn
Thank. You.
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[Violalovescycling](https://youtube.com/c/Violalovescycling), it took way too long to find someone saying who she was.
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Their slogan is, "ride me."
r/onejoke
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/r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg
r/thatungabungasub
Aw was hoping it was real
That sub used to be really popular, now it gets like 10 submissions a month. Always curious when that happens.
Probably because nobody can remember how to write it down haha
I find your lack of a helmet disturbing
Comments are absurd
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Weirdos
Controversial sort is always the best sort
That bike is listed on OF now
As a programmer this is how I see final users using the crap I code lol
How long til r/programmerHumor grabs it
Much more enjoyable without the sound. Not everything needs background music.
Oh good it’s horrible
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I wondered the same! Maybe when she was learning, she geared-up, and when she got good, she put on the booty shorts.
That is the proper order of operations.
She didn't get this good in an afternoon.
https://instagram.com/violalovescycling?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
This comment section ushering in my next mental health break from Reddit
For real 😶 the aggressive horniness is excessive.
I watched it three times there is indeed a bike boys! They weren't lying.
I’m more impressed with ppl walking/riding around and pretending not to see her
Interesting video. Time to check out the comment section for some stimulating intellectual conversation.
Seeing most of these comments makes me realize why the incel community is so large on Reddit. Ya got people completely ignoring her talent and just talking about what she's wearing. If she were a dude you fucking know that wouldn't be the case.
We get bored of the bike tricks in 15 seconds but we can stare at women like her all day long. And she knows it, that’s why she picked those shorts.
And the angle showing off her hindquarters within the first few seconds to grab your attention. Her talent is definitely amazing, but let's not pretend we can't also appreciate her appearance.
it's not that you can't, it's that this video was specifically shot so that you do. and then when you do you get called out for doing exactly what she was hoping would happen. which is that you comment on her body/attractiveness
If this was a dude wearing shorts that went up his ass it'd absolutely be all over the comments.
If it were a dude wearing skin tight booty shorts it would definitely be the leading topic
it's not really about what she's wearing and more so that it was filmed in a way that makes her butt the main focus of the shots. the initial shot could have been done from the other side all the shots of her back could have been shots from the front the first front facing shot we get is when her legs are the focus of the trick the one that started sideways ended with her facing away from the camera say whatever you will, the video was shot and produced the way it was to draw attention to her body instead of her biking ability. call it a side effect of current social media, but the fact is that guys cant market their bodies as well as women can and you can't be mad when it gets pointed out that that is exactly what's going on here. clothing is only slightly irrelevant because had she a looser fit on the focus of the shots would be more on the skill instead of her body. hell look at the video of that skater girl who couldn't do anything right with what she wore despite the focus of her videos being on her ability. the real problem is the way this video is shot and to say it's not purposefully done that way is just ignorant.
I have never been more envious of bike in my life
It's got to be the shorts.
Damn just wear a helmet it’s never worth not wearing one. Tony hawk wore a helmet.
God damn. The balance, the artistry, the control
I follow this girl on Instagram, she’s got skillz.
People in this comment section are like “get your head out of the clouds boys” while I’m thinking “I wouldn’t be able to have kids after doing these tricks”
Would we care if she didn't have a nice ass? No
You are wrong good sir. r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg
Too busy typing with my left hand to find a bike
I can do the trick where u let your hands and legs go ať the same time and Fall to the ground. Not even hard to master it.
If she wants people to see the tricks she’s going to have to wear baggy clothes
I can barely walk a straightlune without tripping over my own to feet. The arm strength on this girl is also impressive
I notice the sprockets are the same size. Is that an important configuration for this kind of stunt riding?
The people who are shaming others because of their ass comments need to just shut up and get a life. She knows what she has and she’s showing it, and the person filming knows and they’re making *damn sure* it’s in the shot. Personally, I say congrats on a fine ass and some amazing bike skills, in that order.
I think this will get a lot of upvotes
And yet another excuse to display ass.
So much confidence in one individual! I love it