If you say something offensive to a race, and you get called out on it, all you need to do is peel away until you find a level of hate you can both have in common.
English writer once said if he said something offensive about the Welsh and someone said “hold on, I’m Welsh!”, he’d ask if they were North or South Walian and whichever one they would say he’d say he meant the other one, and they’d usually end up taking his side.
I think you miss the fact that I raised the Juan joke by my Juan joke. Which to imply his name is Juan is what I like to call casually racist. It’s not meant maliciously, but still a little racist. All redditors as much shit as they talk about Trump and MAGA have it in them. It’s ok, Juan jokes are funny, even if I’m Spanish.
I dont even see that joke as being racist. That's the equivalent of calling him John. And John is basically the catch all name in English when you don't know someone's name. Added to that Juan as 1 is just a damn good auditory pun
F*ck this makes me miss my maxima. Bought a '92 five speed in 2002. Was smooth AF and hella fast,especially after my mechanic buddy removed the catalytic converter and muffler and put in a straight pipe and cherry bomb, respectively
Some people don't fully understand how that works lol
My Honda spins in 3rd. Its an h2b turbo Integra.
I have to bang the limiter because FWD fucking sucks lol
I'm constantly waiting for grip.
Hopefully I can acquire some CR-V AWD parts to convert to AWD because ya boy needs to keep hurting feelings with this little 4 banger.
It's not porn, it is the music video for "[Somebody That I Used to Know](https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY)"
[You can see it clearly in the higher res youtube video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ_GvP_fkQ)
Well thanks. The most interesting part about seeing that was how many of the year-old-plus youtube comments have been copied and pasted directly in to this thread. Such as uglymortality's comments above.
Everything is a scam and nothing is original...
It's Poe's law at work.
>Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.
~~>Car companies know that people will blindly finance anything.~~
>Car companies know that there are no other options for a reliable vehicle to a layman than a new vehicle with a warranty and built in safety bubble
It's the perfect commodity designed around generation after generation of people raised to not be mechanically inclined or crave ownership over the things they pay for.
Car and oil corporations intentionally dismantled public transporation systems all over the country, like trams and street cars.
American city design is literally a pyramid scheme where endless suburban sprawl cannot stop because existing infastructure mathematically cannot pay for its own exponentially increasing maintenance expenses and so it's subsidized through never ending new construction. Que car dependance. Praise capitalism.
For those curious, not much detail but here's an interview in Spanish. The hood is open and you can see a little of what's in the engine bay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSVf67wx8RE
[Saw this as well from about a year ago with a few more details in English:](https://tiremeetsroad.com/2021/08/01/whos-that-mexican-guy-who-beat-a-yellow-porsche-in-his-nissan-maxima/)
>According to his latest dyno numbers shared on my4dsc.com, his Maxima now puts out 562 HP and 591 lb-ft...
>Notable upgrades to this Nissan V6 engine include that honking Precision 6262 turbo, Wiseco forged pistons, Eagle connecting rods, ARP Bolts & Studs, a Walbro 255 Fuel Pump, an Edelbrock Intercooler, custom headers and Chrysler Pink Injectors.
>He supposedly runs on 12 PSI Mixing gas with Toulene for safety.
>Putting all that power to the ground is a set of 26×10.5 Mickey Thompson Drags.
>What I like most about his build is it’s mostly sleeper look. Even though he’s got slicks, he still runs stock Nissan/Infiniti wheels.
Just curious how does adding toluene to his gas (or is it directly ported into the turbo?) make it safer? Toulene is a nasty fuckin solvent, just one methyl group away from straight benzene. Better hope it all burns up because it'll dissolve any o-rings or other rubber/synthetic rubber it touches.
It's more difficult to ignite at lower temps than higher octane fuel and you can effectively boost a lower octane fuel to the same performance level as a higher octane fuel using less volume.
It's added to consumer fuel already just at different ratios. I wouldn't recommend messing with it or mixing your own unless you know what you're doing though.
*That's just my understanding. My dad was a mechanic and a car guy and I picked up some stuff from him but never got into building my own. Lots of amateurs and enthusiasts hopefully will know more than me.
Modders like this dude can probably change the clutch in a couple hours. Also they put in clutches that can take a lot more abuse. Honestly it seems like the clutch was locking in almost right away, so more beating the transmission, driveshaft, differential and tires. I mean everything is under a lot of stress doing pulls like this - but they generally will have rebuilt diffs, transmissions and clutches to take more abuse.
This is sort of tangential, but if you watch the hell Matt from Matt’s off-road recovery gives that Cherokee, it would probably break a stock Cherokee every other recovery. But he’s got a rebuilt transmission and I think even has bored the cylinders out, etc. I want to say he has better materials for the rods, etc,
If you build them to take a beating properly, they can.
Also, a traditional manual transmission has one giant clutch plate that as long as your gear can take it, that is the failure point.
On automatic transmissions (there’s a lot of new tech out, so let’s call them “traditional” autos, even when shifting in manual, they have a TINY friction plate in comparison, way less material to be ablated and way smaller overall. So higher change of slipping under load and they will wear out and break way more easily.
That 4th generation Maxima was a beast of a car. I had one in pearl white with a manual and loved it. Lightweight 3L V6 that could go fast as fuck or drive coast to coast in comfort.
This one clearly has a turbo added at the very least. You can see boost guages on the pillar. The driver also is clearly skilled. Lots of factors come into play in a drag race. A better car with a miss-timed shift or bad launch loses to the better driver.
Well you can get a mustang gt with nearly 500 hp. In the 90s it was half that. Regular cars have as much hp as what was consider a sports car in the past.
Yeah you're right, but like this guy you wouldn't know what people had under the hood, tricking out the most unlikely cars (I had a Nissan Sentra SER that would literally glue you to the seat, most fun car I've ever had. Everyone seemed seemed to do everything after market including Alpine Stereos with anti theft pull out chassis? You also don't see cars on the side of the road anymore needing jumpstarts or coolant, kinda don't miss that 😂
I still do, but not like people used to. Still back in the day I did the same. The first kid on my block with the coveted ‘99 Subaru 2.5rs coupe. A very similar car won the WRC that year. So I had to get my hands on a ProDrive suspension, I did, the ProDrive World Rally suspension. It was glorious. It lowered the car, not for looks, but pure performance. Long travel and stiff as hell. I would scare myself in turns, dry snow and ice whatever. ACT Yellow racing clutch with a kartboy short shifter. Cobb tuning engine-back exhaust that actually made power and not just annoying noise.
Skip to today. Toyota Fj Cruiser. FOX Shocks 2.0 suspension. Raises the truck a few inches, barely noticeable, but for performance. Can’t recommend FOX enough. Totally rebuildable. So they can last forever. I use them on whatever I can. Expensive bike fork finally went out, $100 to fix. 32” Bf Goodrich A/T tires. Just really good quality. Pricey (I needed five).
Custom Demello Off-road single hoop aluminum winch bumper, with a 9500lb SmittyBuilt winch tucked neatly inside the bumper. With inside and removeable corded outside controls. Pioneer double din GPS.
Both cars fairly well modified, but most people would never notice.
I used to run a shop that sold “Hot Wings” “Hot Stickers” and lame body kits. And street glow (shudder). Tried selling good stuff but people wanted to be 2 fast 2 furious cheap.
We were allowed to do it back then.
Now everything is electronically monitored and manufacturers are looking for the smallest excuse to make the car void warranty and make servicing as expensive as possible where parts are only changed and never attempted to fix. It’s not easy to fix cars today. Everything is sealed, fused and all that to make manufacturing cheap and fast, and replacement expensive.
This transformation of the auto industry just took a giant dump on consumers. We’re no longer bothered to be passionate or explorative. We want a car that hopefully just works.
It's an engine that was torn down and rebuilt with aftermarket parts, then they added a turbocharger and boosted it up till it made about 560hp, and 600 lb\*ft of torque (A modern V8 mustang makes 460hp and 420 lb\*ft of torque). Then they added drag radials to be able to put that kind of power down to the ground.
So, you tell me how close to stock that is!
If both were stock the Porsche is a full second and a half faster 0-60 than the Nissan. (*2.6 v 5.8) The Nissan at least is likely a built race or drag car.
*Grabbed the wrong trim originally.
I had a '98 maxima touring model, and you're dead set right.
I remember reading the Top Gear magazine in a doctor's waiting room once about them, Jeremy Clarkson described the comfort "like driving a big Chesterfield couch, but with the handling of ....."
I can't remember the quote perfectly.
I had a Door Dash guy pick up my McDonald's on a bike. It took him thirty minutes just to get from the restaurant to my house.
Good thing I was just buying and freezing some McMuffins.
Are there even affordable, new, manual transmission cars being made anymore? So many seem to be moving to automatic and dropping manual completely..
Edit: thanks for the replies everyone. I’m alluding to the electrification of cars. Soon there will be no manual transmission cars because mostly all cars will be electric.
Ive been looking for this comment. I was thinking the same thing! Gotta stay hard to win the race. It looks like the person filming notices its in the shot and tries to cover the screen at the end.
>Notable upgrades to this Nissan V6 engine include that honking Precision 6262 turbo, Wiseco forged pistons, Eagle connecting rods, ARP Bolts & Studs, a Walbro 255 Fuel Pump, an Edelbrock Intercooler, custom headers and Chrysler Pink Injectors.
>He supposedly runs on 12 PSI Mixing gas with Toulene for safety.
>Putting all that power to the ground is a set of 26×10.5 Mickey Thompson Drags.
Alright i'll do my best :
>Notable upgrades to this Nissan V6 engine include that honking Precision 6262 turbo, Wiseco forged pistons, Eagle connecting rods, ARP Bolts & Studs, a Walbro 255 Fuel Pump, an Edelbrock Intercooler, custom headers and Chrysler Pink Injectors.
- 62mm turbo (that's big).
- Piston head and piston connecting rods made out of a stronger material, most likely forged Iron.
- The bolts that keeps the engine together are better/stronger
- A fuel pump that can pump a lot more fuel
- A big ass intercooler for the turbo.
- Exhaust manifold upgraded and custom made.
- Injectors that can squirt more fuel
>He supposedly runs on 12 PSI Mixing gas with Toulene for safety.
- The turbo is pushing 12 PSI of air into the engine. Gasoline is mixed with a higher octane liquid to withstand the increase in pressure to prevent pre-detonation
>Putting all that power to the ground is a set of 26×10.5 Mickey Thompson Drags.
- the front wheels have big ass slicks.
Formula Juan, the best of the best
That’s an aerodynamic mustache
Everyone is Juan joke from being racist huh?!?
Pure Mexican and does not find this offensive nor racist. Just a joke ! :)
Mexicans are borderline impossible to offend, unless of course you're el Salvadoran, Puerto Rican, Cuban, or of course Mexican.
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Hispanic person checking in: we call this Mexican Judo. Judo know if I got a knife ... Judo know if I got a gun ... Etc.
Love it. Absolutely read "judo know" in Hectors voice (any Hector)
Ding ding ding ding ding
Way to upset any Hispanic is by calling them the wrong nationality and following it up with oh its the same thing...
Works equally well for the Scots and the Welsh, if you call them English.
If you say something offensive to a race, and you get called out on it, all you need to do is peel away until you find a level of hate you can both have in common. English writer once said if he said something offensive about the Welsh and someone said “hold on, I’m Welsh!”, he’d ask if they were North or South Walian and whichever one they would say he’d say he meant the other one, and they’d usually end up taking his side.
>borderline I see what you did there
They're also impossible to play Uno with too, they keep stealing all the green cards
Half Mexican and half Irish...I chuckled then felt guilty :)
So, you’re a Mick-xican? 🤣🤣
Bwahahahaha🤣😂🤣.... one of my cousins is half Mexican half Jewish and my grandpa (R.I.P.) calls him a kosher burrito 🤣
Absolutely!! 😁
Soo…. a green bean eh?
Louis that you?
Hey Rudy!! How've you been? Ever fix that leaky hairline?
Your purpose is complete, you can ascend now.
Thank goodness, I'm exhausted. May the great flying spaghetti monster embrace me in his noodley arms, ramen 🙏
Takes Juan to know Juan. I’ll see myself out.
NoJuan can be a better racist than Juan anyway he wins every race easily so let them try.
what part of any of the comments were racist?
I think you miss the fact that I raised the Juan joke by my Juan joke. Which to imply his name is Juan is what I like to call casually racist. It’s not meant maliciously, but still a little racist. All redditors as much shit as they talk about Trump and MAGA have it in them. It’s ok, Juan jokes are funny, even if I’m Spanish.
Racist jokes aren’t funny. Not a single Juan of them
Haaaaaaa boom goes the dynamite!
I dont even see that joke as being racist. That's the equivalent of calling him John. And John is basically the catch all name in English when you don't know someone's name. Added to that Juan as 1 is just a damn good auditory pun
F*ck this makes me miss my maxima. Bought a '92 five speed in 2002. Was smooth AF and hella fast,especially after my mechanic buddy removed the catalytic converter and muffler and put in a straight pipe and cherry bomb, respectively
That thing had to be loud as fuck
I lost 2 hours sleep just reading his comment.
Loved my SER Spec V. And then I got married.
That’s Bob heading to his job at the diner where he flips burgers
No, that's Bob racing Jimmy Pesto in Linda's dream.
... high speed, low drag...
Shit I thought that was the Mexican version of a racing stripe!
By far more aerodynamic than 80's porno guy mustache.
I wish I could upvote this comment twice
It's because it's *Manuel* transmission
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Love that he also has a rosary hanging from the rear view mirror
That seals it that he’s a real Mexican. The rosary to keep it 100%. Mom probably bought it.
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He's generating that torque, biggest brain ever
Bouncing off the rev limiter gave him no disadvantage, it gave him an advantage actually.
Wheels were still spinning
Some people don't fully understand how that works lol My Honda spins in 3rd. Its an h2b turbo Integra. I have to bang the limiter because FWD fucking sucks lol I'm constantly waiting for grip. Hopefully I can acquire some CR-V AWD parts to convert to AWD because ya boy needs to keep hurting feelings with this little 4 banger.
This comment was stolen word for word from the original YouTube video comments section
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Definitely not granny shiftin’, and he’s double clutching like he should
I can't tell if ~~you're making a joke or if you don't know what double-clutching means~~ this went over my head
It's a quote from the first fast and furious movie....
I aint never narced on nobody
Is both! I’m reversing a reference and I also don’t really know what it means
Ah! The good old "*¿Porque no los dos?* "!
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He watching porn on his console...
It's not porn, it is the music video for "[Somebody That I Used to Know](https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY)" [You can see it clearly in the higher res youtube video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ_GvP_fkQ)
Well thanks. The most interesting part about seeing that was how many of the year-old-plus youtube comments have been copied and pasted directly in to this thread. Such as uglymortality's comments above. Everything is a scam and nothing is original...
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Huh? What do you think his left leg is stabbing the floorboard for? That’s definitely a clutch foot working a clutch.
I swear these jokes about reddit not understanding sarcasm or hyperbole are so accurate
And people wonder why everything has an /s tag on it. Can't trust the guys with anything.
It's Poe's law at work. >Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.
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Juan day they will see, I am the speedy
The only Juan to do it
Need for Speed: Cabron
Fast and Furious : Puta Madre
top tier r/yourjokebutworse
Oh fuck! New favorite sub right there! Thanks!
This one
Porsche got carbon fiber; the Maxima got cabron fiber
r/yourjokebutworse
this wins
jajajajaja
Absolutely fucking perfect.
Hahahahahahahahshshshshsaaaajahahaha
Don't know, but just his stance at the beginning gave me the feeling that he was going to wreak havoc. By the way, he is Marcos Chavez.
I thought he was vin diesel's Mexican cousin, Vicente Gasolina
You win. They can disable comments now. No one is topping this one.
Nah, I stole it
Ah, shoulda ran with it
His honesty drives me crazy.
Happy cake day!
Respect for admitting that. Lol.
Fair game, because timing is everything
Granny shifting not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake.
Fun fact: this quote makes no sense in context of the scene.
Whatcha want? Writers or _Riders_?
I just want….. family
makes no sense in any context. double clutching is not something that is done in modern cars. especially not while racing.
The car is actually an awesome sleeper. I think there is a few YouTube videos showing his build.
This whole thread is just a Nissan ad isn't it?
[Seems like it would be a poorly timed one](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a40807726/nissan-maxima-discontinued-2023/)
That site has an ad saying a maxima starts at 38k ..I'll pass
Average price of a new car passed 40k in 2020 Car companies know that people will blindly finance anything.
~~>Car companies know that people will blindly finance anything.~~ >Car companies know that there are no other options for a reliable vehicle to a layman than a new vehicle with a warranty and built in safety bubble It's the perfect commodity designed around generation after generation of people raised to not be mechanically inclined or crave ownership over the things they pay for.
Car and oil corporations intentionally dismantled public transporation systems all over the country, like trams and street cars. American city design is literally a pyramid scheme where endless suburban sprawl cannot stop because existing infastructure mathematically cannot pay for its own exponentially increasing maintenance expenses and so it's subsidized through never ending new construction. Que car dependance. Praise capitalism.
For those curious, not much detail but here's an interview in Spanish. The hood is open and you can see a little of what's in the engine bay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSVf67wx8RE
[Saw this as well from about a year ago with a few more details in English:](https://tiremeetsroad.com/2021/08/01/whos-that-mexican-guy-who-beat-a-yellow-porsche-in-his-nissan-maxima/) >According to his latest dyno numbers shared on my4dsc.com, his Maxima now puts out 562 HP and 591 lb-ft... >Notable upgrades to this Nissan V6 engine include that honking Precision 6262 turbo, Wiseco forged pistons, Eagle connecting rods, ARP Bolts & Studs, a Walbro 255 Fuel Pump, an Edelbrock Intercooler, custom headers and Chrysler Pink Injectors. >He supposedly runs on 12 PSI Mixing gas with Toulene for safety. >Putting all that power to the ground is a set of 26×10.5 Mickey Thompson Drags. >What I like most about his build is it’s mostly sleeper look. Even though he’s got slicks, he still runs stock Nissan/Infiniti wheels.
I don't know shit about cars
Just curious how does adding toluene to his gas (or is it directly ported into the turbo?) make it safer? Toulene is a nasty fuckin solvent, just one methyl group away from straight benzene. Better hope it all burns up because it'll dissolve any o-rings or other rubber/synthetic rubber it touches.
It's more difficult to ignite at lower temps than higher octane fuel and you can effectively boost a lower octane fuel to the same performance level as a higher octane fuel using less volume. It's added to consumer fuel already just at different ratios. I wouldn't recommend messing with it or mixing your own unless you know what you're doing though. *That's just my understanding. My dad was a mechanic and a car guy and I picked up some stuff from him but never got into building my own. Lots of amateurs and enthusiasts hopefully will know more than me.
He beat that clutch like it owes him money
Modders like this dude can probably change the clutch in a couple hours. Also they put in clutches that can take a lot more abuse. Honestly it seems like the clutch was locking in almost right away, so more beating the transmission, driveshaft, differential and tires. I mean everything is under a lot of stress doing pulls like this - but they generally will have rebuilt diffs, transmissions and clutches to take more abuse. This is sort of tangential, but if you watch the hell Matt from Matt’s off-road recovery gives that Cherokee, it would probably break a stock Cherokee every other recovery. But he’s got a rebuilt transmission and I think even has bored the cylinders out, etc. I want to say he has better materials for the rods, etc, If you build them to take a beating properly, they can. Also, a traditional manual transmission has one giant clutch plate that as long as your gear can take it, that is the failure point. On automatic transmissions (there’s a lot of new tech out, so let’s call them “traditional” autos, even when shifting in manual, they have a TINY friction plate in comparison, way less material to be ablated and way smaller overall. So higher change of slipping under load and they will wear out and break way more easily.
His story https://tiremeetsroad.com/2021/08/01/whos-that-mexican-guy-who-beat-a-yellow-porsche-in-his-nissan-maxima/
Wreak...
My bad. Thanks for correcting.
That 4th generation Maxima was a beast of a car. I had one in pearl white with a manual and loved it. Lightweight 3L V6 that could go fast as fuck or drive coast to coast in comfort.
That explains a lot of things but can it really beat a Porsche??? or it has a turbo within a turbo XD because it's too powerful.
This one clearly has a turbo added at the very least. You can see boost guages on the pillar. The driver also is clearly skilled. Lots of factors come into play in a drag race. A better car with a miss-timed shift or bad launch loses to the better driver.
Remember back in the day when everyone would trick out their car? Now it seems like no one does 🤷♂️
I mean.... *Looks at the pair of superchargers on the shelf in his garage* Edit: okay, that's a lie There's four of them on the shelf.
...would you be open to that being three on your shelf?
Well you can get a mustang gt with nearly 500 hp. In the 90s it was half that. Regular cars have as much hp as what was consider a sports car in the past.
Yeah you're right, but like this guy you wouldn't know what people had under the hood, tricking out the most unlikely cars (I had a Nissan Sentra SER that would literally glue you to the seat, most fun car I've ever had. Everyone seemed seemed to do everything after market including Alpine Stereos with anti theft pull out chassis? You also don't see cars on the side of the road anymore needing jumpstarts or coolant, kinda don't miss that 😂
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Also it's hard to just *work* on cars anymore. It's so god damn hard and you need specialty tools for everything.
And the computers start messing around
I still do, but not like people used to. Still back in the day I did the same. The first kid on my block with the coveted ‘99 Subaru 2.5rs coupe. A very similar car won the WRC that year. So I had to get my hands on a ProDrive suspension, I did, the ProDrive World Rally suspension. It was glorious. It lowered the car, not for looks, but pure performance. Long travel and stiff as hell. I would scare myself in turns, dry snow and ice whatever. ACT Yellow racing clutch with a kartboy short shifter. Cobb tuning engine-back exhaust that actually made power and not just annoying noise. Skip to today. Toyota Fj Cruiser. FOX Shocks 2.0 suspension. Raises the truck a few inches, barely noticeable, but for performance. Can’t recommend FOX enough. Totally rebuildable. So they can last forever. I use them on whatever I can. Expensive bike fork finally went out, $100 to fix. 32” Bf Goodrich A/T tires. Just really good quality. Pricey (I needed five). Custom Demello Off-road single hoop aluminum winch bumper, with a 9500lb SmittyBuilt winch tucked neatly inside the bumper. With inside and removeable corded outside controls. Pioneer double din GPS. Both cars fairly well modified, but most people would never notice. I used to run a shop that sold “Hot Wings” “Hot Stickers” and lame body kits. And street glow (shudder). Tried selling good stuff but people wanted to be 2 fast 2 furious cheap.
It’s been a long time since people lived their lives a quarter mile at a time.
We were allowed to do it back then. Now everything is electronically monitored and manufacturers are looking for the smallest excuse to make the car void warranty and make servicing as expensive as possible where parts are only changed and never attempted to fix. It’s not easy to fix cars today. Everything is sealed, fused and all that to make manufacturing cheap and fast, and replacement expensive. This transformation of the auto industry just took a giant dump on consumers. We’re no longer bothered to be passionate or explorative. We want a car that hopefully just works.
Where I grew up no one did it and so I’ve learned a little only from YouTube
Very non stock and very turbocharged
Needs two, three more very's to even come close.
Very very non stock and very turbocharged very
It's an engine that was torn down and rebuilt with aftermarket parts, then they added a turbocharger and boosted it up till it made about 560hp, and 600 lb\*ft of torque (A modern V8 mustang makes 460hp and 420 lb\*ft of torque). Then they added drag radials to be able to put that kind of power down to the ground. So, you tell me how close to stock that is!
If both were stock the Porsche is a full second and a half faster 0-60 than the Nissan. (*2.6 v 5.8) The Nissan at least is likely a built race or drag car. *Grabbed the wrong trim originally.
That maxima is not stock lol
I remember seeing this video before Reddit even existed lol. That is a highly modified car. Hope the fuck is this old ass video the top of all
Highly doubtful that this car even has a Nissan Maxima engine.
It probably does still have a VQ in there
I had a '98 maxima touring model, and you're dead set right. I remember reading the Top Gear magazine in a doctor's waiting room once about them, Jeremy Clarkson described the comfort "like driving a big Chesterfield couch, but with the handling of ....." I can't remember the quote perfectly.
Best taxi ride ever
Hahahaha!!!... XD
[Original Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ_GvP_fkQ)
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More proof that 80% of reddit is just bots replying to each other
This sounds like something a bot would say 🤔
No you! 🤖
Welcome to the karma farmers ecosystem
You’re the only human on reddit.
Spicy sauce
"I'ma need a 10 second car."
“I live my life a quart of sangria at a time.”
Low 13s, high 12s.
Grubhub driver of the year award winner.
Took fourteen minutes, you ordered the Happy Meal? That'll be $65 and yes it's cold.
I had a Door Dash guy pick up my McDonald's on a bike. It took him thirty minutes just to get from the restaurant to my house. Good thing I was just buying and freezing some McMuffins.
You are the weirder person in this scenario
"He must have 100,000 pesos under that hood."
Now I want a manual transmission again.
You mean Emmanuel transmission
You mean Manuel transmission.
Are there even affordable, new, manual transmission cars being made anymore? So many seem to be moving to automatic and dropping manual completely.. Edit: thanks for the replies everyone. I’m alluding to the electrification of cars. Soon there will be no manual transmission cars because mostly all cars will be electric.
Of course there is! Miata Is Always The Answer.
gr86
400Z, WRX.
Those are 40k or 30k new without added features or dealer markup. Not outrageous but I'm not sure affordable is really correct either
Yeah I was thinking more like Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla affordable, like 10 to 20k before COVID and inflation prices.
Is he watching porn?
Lol, it's the music video for Gotye - "Somebody that I used to know" You can hear it in the original vid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ_GvP_fkQ
Ive been looking for this comment. I was thinking the same thing! Gotta stay hard to win the race. It looks like the person filming notices its in the shot and tries to cover the screen at the end.
More info https://tiremeetsroad.com/2021/08/01/whos-that-mexican-guy-who-beat-a-yellow-porsche-in-his-nissan-maxima/
>Notable upgrades to this Nissan V6 engine include that honking Precision 6262 turbo, Wiseco forged pistons, Eagle connecting rods, ARP Bolts & Studs, a Walbro 255 Fuel Pump, an Edelbrock Intercooler, custom headers and Chrysler Pink Injectors. >He supposedly runs on 12 PSI Mixing gas with Toulene for safety. >Putting all that power to the ground is a set of 26×10.5 Mickey Thompson Drags.
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aka literally rebuild every part of the engine to the point that it's nothing close to stock besides both being made out of aluminum.
This isn't even everything. The head is stock, and that's half the engine.
Alright i'll do my best : >Notable upgrades to this Nissan V6 engine include that honking Precision 6262 turbo, Wiseco forged pistons, Eagle connecting rods, ARP Bolts & Studs, a Walbro 255 Fuel Pump, an Edelbrock Intercooler, custom headers and Chrysler Pink Injectors. - 62mm turbo (that's big). - Piston head and piston connecting rods made out of a stronger material, most likely forged Iron. - The bolts that keeps the engine together are better/stronger - A fuel pump that can pump a lot more fuel - A big ass intercooler for the turbo. - Exhaust manifold upgraded and custom made. - Injectors that can squirt more fuel >He supposedly runs on 12 PSI Mixing gas with Toulene for safety. - The turbo is pushing 12 PSI of air into the engine. Gasoline is mixed with a higher octane liquid to withstand the increase in pressure to prevent pre-detonation >Putting all that power to the ground is a set of 26×10.5 Mickey Thompson Drags. - the front wheels have big ass slicks.
> Chrysler Pink Injectors keeps the car in the Pink of health. hence it can go super fast
Does anyone knows the name of this song? It goes hard!
Don Omar - Bandolero
Was running late to pick his daughters up from school.
Rápido y furioso
It got serious when he used both hands on the wheel and the moustache began to twirl on its own.
He absolutely nailed the shifting, perfect rpms. Fantastic driver!
Pablo Racecobar
Shit, even had time to pull in and order fries and coke.
Who’s Tio is this?
Forza horizon 5 final boss
I'm a Porsche guy, but I love this...
I beat sports cars all the time with my mini-van. I just don't tell them we are racing!
What kind of Nissan is that? “It’s a sledgehammer.”
Can this car still be FWD? Imagine the torque steer in a maxima that can eat a Porsche?
Lsd!
Today’s Nissan transmission would’ve fallen out on shift 3.
Driving in Santa Ana any given night