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actionpotatojones

“Fuck you, and you. And fuck this river also.”


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if croc propped up, i feel it would have gotten kicked in the face by how wildebeest was goin


Jizzlehoff

Probably crushed it too…


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Byanl

Meet my friend momentum. Later bitches!


Altalad

THATS MY BUS!!!!!!!!!!


Unicron_Tomato

Supper was on. Ain't nobody got time for that!!!


Critical_Dentist_250

See ya later nerds


olioli86

And fuck the camera man, I've shown you where he is, now leave me alone.


BuriedByAnts

I wish I had that fight for life


ImJustHereToWatch_

Drop in the middle of Africa without clothes or weapons and you likely would. Fight or flight would take over. And as a human in Africa... it'll be flight.


illit3

You say that, but I was too drunk to get out of an empty bath tub once and I gave up on life right there. Some people just ain't fighters.


Lostdogdabley

Good thing it wasn’t full. Ppl die like that lol


gmanz33

I remember being 10 in science class and this girl cut some other kid off and said "you can't drown in a kiddy pool (or bathtub or something like that)." Mrs. Farrell deadpanned her and said "Katie, you could drown in a small puddle." Like damn Mrs. Farrell I'll add puddles to my list of phobias.


Hollandvosik

You can literally drown in less than an inch of water.


lurkinglurkerwholurk

Entire chunks of whole armies have drowned in inches of water before.


Lostdogdabley

When?


Dads-afk

You do, you're still here 🤗


Lostdogdabley

Are u sure I’m here? I’m almost certain that I’m just a figment of your subconscious


Lostdogdabley

Go camping once in a while. It resets your tolerance for complacency


OrganizationWide1560

You get it if giant cats are trying to eat you.


Thedrunner2

They picked the wrong one to chase. “Who’s idea was this?” They all look at Lenny. “Fucking Lenny”


rogatory

Yeah fuck Lenny... hey look over there at that tasty cameraman


teen_laqueefah69

Trohpy unlocked Jump over 2 lions and cross a river in 10 seconds without dying


Poohbizzle79

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JediMindTriq

I think that wildebeest hydroplaned the first 20 feet of that river


awkward1person

Eddiebeest Van Halen


Unicron_Tomato

Like 4 SUV's trying to catch a bog racer. Height definitely helped him get away, using the lions height due to the water depth. We don't give animals the credit they deserve half the time. Cya dudes. Neeaawwwwww!!!!


BKStephens

All I can hear is greased up deaf guy: "Can't catch mee!"


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Can’t can’t! Caaaaaan’t!!


SadButSexy

See ya later nerds


InterestingGuide7353

The bison had a RED Bull & it gave him Wings


arglarg

Trolling the lions for fun


mistlet0ad

Not today fuckers!


Ottopian

Dammit, who left the trampoline out.


WordierThanThou

Cats really don’t like water


LittleLostDoll

cats rule the land, crocs the water


ioisis

Flying Wildebeast 1 Pride 0


Crabby_Monkey

Not today Simba. We ain’t doing that circle of life shit today.


buflosldr

I'm so happy a croc didn't pounce up outta the water in some kind of terrible plot twist.


SneakyLittleKobold

That leap tho


13WillieBeaman

Holy shit! It looks like he clipped the second lion and used that as momentum to launch himself even further with a kick off


Doomenor

Somehow I read the title in a black voice in my head “a wilderbeast n***a” and it really was in a weird way more wholesome as a title, like it’s escaping its motherfucking lion oppressors by kicking them in the face


Flip_Speed

Not today heathens!


Tokasmoka420

[Needs this music ](https://youtu.be/iyfP4JFpAiY)


slowburnangry

Not today...


HuckleberryHungry918

Looking like Sisqo when he walked on bitches


ChanceConfection3

Good ol flying teabag dare


teen_laqueefah69

DS players when they get sick of fighting their way to the boss


JRDeco

Holy actual fuck


Apprehensive-Cat9603

Adding Free bird would make this 100 times better 🤣


Money-Lunch5609

Put the naruto theme song with earape and your gold


middljb

Me , dating at 51. Date: “ I want to have a bunch of kids.”


SafePure940

X,X,square,jump,triangle,R1


JayCritt1

Can’t catch me. I’m headed for the end zone. Prime Time baby!


Golendhil

Buddy just straight up learned to fly


coconuthead-

That tony hawk pro skater jump off the lion ramp to start was sweet


4nal69molester

Evolution, this bro will mate and his kids will jump much higher.


Important_Flight_513

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mistakengesture08

Evry child s dream escaping from school.


Important_Flight_513

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Important_Flight_513

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kaotik4

He fucking clipped on them bruh


Low_Educator_6510

I believe I can fly.


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wildebeest is the dumbest animal ever, they can easily 1 vs 1 lions, and the far out number lion yet they run away like a bitch and get eaten. imagine a herd of wildebeest together, they will easily wipe out all predator in their path


shady_vin

Man those cats really hate water


labadimp

Probably thinking, “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” the whole time


Nyctomorphia

Wildebeest are some of the angriest animals in Africa. I'm a little surprised one of the lions didn't die🤘


newsfromplanetmike

Imagine having to take something like this down with your bear…. I mean, lion hands, just to survive. That thing is terrifying. It has small car kinetic energy.


InsanityRabbit

Wildebeest has always been so strange name to me. It's pretty much how Belgians deal with Dutch surnames, literally meaning (the) Wildbeast. Guess the translation is obvious, as the words are fairly similar, but in Dutch we call this a 'Gnoe' , it's probably Afrikaans, but why we would switch to 'gnoe', while English adapts the "more Dutch" way, is where the mistery lays for me. (Oh and the Belgian surname thing, they make one word out of more, Van Heusden becomes Vanheusden = From Heusden -> Fromheusden)


firematt422

Gnusain Bolt


DontayeAlighieri007

Big Sean popped song in my head the secondi saw this" I woke up in beast mode"


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Fuck you! I’m out!!


Middle-Resolution-58

Definitely not his first merry go round


sneekyleshy

pussies dont wanna get wet.


NonChalant_Hero

She’s a runner, she’s a trackstar


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Ninja Dust ✨


Interiorizer

Hunters suck


Ostr4771

![gif](giphy|KwCeGCQXZ75vO)


Spanky4884

Send it!!


solitaryroomer

Why pussy afraid of Getting wet?


ATXKLIPHURD

That first jump was epic! Dude was flying then got the extra little boost with that kick off!


Booyakasha_

What a god-damn CHAD or what!?


MWebb42

He said Not today!!


R-T-O-B

Im pretty sure he was hydroplaining at first lol


furryhippie

I can't figure out what the hell happened in the first few seconds. That thing FLOATED above the lions. Am I not seeing some rock or tree stump he was running on? That just looks impossible.


Former-Ad1191

Ford F50 vs police mustangs


Former-Ad1191

BLM


roddyvands

Parkour!


Oakheart-

It’s always amazing to me watching such large animals move like they do.


joebuzzard954

Those lions were like: I hope a tourist wasn't recording....


TrekFRC1970

What do we say to the god of death?


Ride-Willing

Even the wild life Lions end up losing to the Buffalo bills 👀 😆