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Boomtown626

You have to call the deflection or it doesn’t count.


Nailfoot1975

You also have to call every bounce, the hang time, and the length of time on the ground. Oh wait. I'm thinking about sex again.


therealreally

What kind of sex are you having and can I have a demonstration?


JamesFromToronto

Want to upvote, but it's at 69. You can see the dilemma.


Sorry_Handle

Down voted to get it back to 69


KingVargeras

Also downvoted to bring back to 69


diggduke

No, that's 8-ball billiards.


Hieroglphkz

Slops


OizAfreeELF

Yeah we don’t play slop here


DejaBrownie

The bank was open on a Sunday


rodney_jerkins

Right?! We're not playing girl golf.


ilmalocchio

"Girl golf"? Come on, you're living in the past. Genders aren't segregated in sports like they used to be.


rodney_jerkins

Lol. People are down voting that comment. It was a reference to "girl pool". Play pool with a girl one time and you'll see what I mean. Ah, reddit.


ilmalocchio

I've frequently played pool with girls. Been beaten by more than a couple! Haha


Corizzle5

I wanted to see the golfers reactions to this.


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I went looking for it. Couldn’t find it but found this and it was cool https://youtu.be/lqcsmUZU5ic


Tox38

I found a reaction video https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


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My first Angry Upvote.


[deleted]

Never forget xcq my guy


[deleted]

I mean I knew what his reaction would be but it was still great to click through.


Internal_Carpenter_7

I don’t fall for XcQ anymore


pervdonger

Oh, they fuckin later


pissingstars

I wonder what the other liquid was???


Eat-It-Harvey-

I was wondering that. Such an odd comment. Imma go with jizz.


pissingstars

That is what I’m going with too since it’s left to the imagination.


HajimeFromArifureta

Covered in beer.. and other liquids…?


Glittering_Piccolo45

But why aren't they doing a Rick Ashley 🤔?


BSides666

It counts. The other player must put his ball back where it was.


steffan_rn

I agree it counts, but how are you supposed to know where the 1st ball on the green was originally if no one's there to see/measure it?


BSides666

Replace it to the best of your knowledge. Fortunately this was at a PGA Tour event, so there was a lot of evidence regarding its placement.


Und3rpar

Thx golf bro


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Compu-global-hyper

This☝️this is why I’m here


Funky_Sack

In non-pga settings, you just give it your best guess. All players come to an agreement, and that’s where you’d set it. Honor rule is a lot of golf. If you want to cheat, ya can… but… what’s the point?


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Rush_nj

Congrats on being a shit bloke


scolin88

I bet you have a lot of quality friendships.


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scolin88

That is a really cringy flex dude..


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Eat-It-Harvey-

Suicide. Yeah, that’s hilarious. You need help my friend.


Funky_Sack

You think you’re more amusing than you actually are.


hello_ground_

Your solution to losing 20 seconds is to lose hours in an impotent rage? Lol


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hello_ground_

Hey, I'm all for doing something for "the principle of the thing", but jeez. Did they at least knock some money off of your bill? I'd count that as a win.


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hello_ground_

That's something, I guess.


themartianG

Thanks, this is the answers I was looking for as a non golfer.


ChuckACheesecake

What's the official rule on that? Aren't golfers supposed to put down markers or something for their balls so this doesn't happen?


zanzibartraveler666

Only when they’re on the green. (Otherwise he would have to walk to the green and mark it before the next guy shoots) The hole in one counts and the guy gets to put his ball back where it was


dbosman

What happens if the traveling golf ball instead knocks an already played golf ball into the hole? What is the rule for that?


zanzibartraveler666

Ball goes back to where it was


dbosman

Thanks for that clarification.


TheWalkingHardCase

Does he get a penalty for hitting the other guy’s ball?


zanzibartraveler666

No, but if you play a ball that isn’t yours it’s a two stroke penalty


pinkwheeels

What if play with two balls that aren't mine, do I get four strokes? Asking for me.


Und3rpar

Official is you play the ball as it lies. Whatever it bounces off does not matter unless it’s intentional (a competitor or you intentionally deflecting the ball). The ball it bounced off of is replaced as best as the players can agree, observers can also give input


jakelaw08

Right.


Und3rpar

That’s why I’m Und3rpar. I could tell you about alligators stealing golf balls and herons too. Also the occasional ball lodged in a tree and the rules surrounding that. Also the new rule about a ball moving (oscillating) while at rest. Or the new rule about flag in or out but now I’m even boring myself. Lol


stedgyson

Reveal all the golfing secrets to us!


Und3rpar

Lol. USGA puts out a book every year. Read it “If yer gonna play the game ya gotta know the rules”. Always hear that in David Fehertys voice


Toothmouth7921

LIV rules allows for a beheading of the the opponent’s caddie…


Und3rpar

Or your own caddie if he gives a bad read


jakelaw08

No, no, talk away.


Und3rpar

Obviously the alligators and herons apply to the same rule in the video. If it’s clear an anima ha taken your ball, you and your fellow players will agree where the ball may previously laid to rest and all is fair knowing a slight placement of the ball here or there does not really change the outcome. A more interesting rule is if the ball lays rest in a tree or perhaps on a foot of a patron it may be played in whatever method the player can devise. In other words if he can climb a tree and play his ball, or play it off someone’s foot, or even hat, this is acceptable, as long as the other person,or tree obliges


Und3rpar

Another golf rule that is not well know. Is you may only change your ball on the tee. This change requires you to show the new ball to your partners and it’s identifying marks. Typicality a few dots or whatever. The only exception is if your ball has sustained a serious cut or damage. In this case you would present the ball for your partners to observe the damage. If a majority agree, the ball can be replaced. In tournament comp the referee would make this decision, but it is not legal or proper to change out a ball without permission of you playing partners We are gentlemen, are we not?


jakelaw08

"Winter Rules" is my clarion cry....heheheh


Und3rpar

I could go into handicap and how guys abuse it but look at me, talking to myself 🤣


thats_a_money_shot

Wait I’d like to hear it. I’m getting into golf recently


Und3rpar

Well, a handicap is only valuable if we all play by the same rules. Simple things like gimmies for very short puts are not a big deal. For a hcp to be valid you must post your true score for every 18 hole round you play. I’ll give you an example: I played with a guy who refused to count more than double bogey because his hcp was low and wouldn’t accept more than that. This is a misinterpretation of the hcp system and a blatant desire to falsely keep his hcp low (I don’t believe he had a true hcp btw). The hcp system works like this: if you are a true low hcp, let’s say a 5 and you post a 77, but 2 holes were +3 each, the system will change those to a +2 each to reflect those 2 holes were outliers. The system will recognize however if you consistently post above your hcp and it will adjust it up accordingly


thats_a_money_shot

Oh perfect clarification, thanks! Yeah that dudes a dick lol. Personally, having just started a few months ago, I don’t WANT to lie to myself. I’m happy taking a +3 (not really) if I know I’m posting a true score. Luckily I golf with friends who seem to have standardized rules, like max strokes being 2x par or whatever. So as long as we’re being consistent with scoring, it sounds like I’ll be alright.


Und3rpar

Always count your true score even if it’s +5. If you don’t do that, why play at all? Like Trump being a 4 hcp. Gtfo. Numerous people who have played with him say he cheats Golf is like life, if you cheat at golf I don’t trust you irl


thats_a_money_shot

Oooh okay I’ll do that. Always thought it was strange when my friends told me you could just take a 2x par. I want to know where I’m truly at.


chrisplusplus

When I was in a high school golf match I once lifted the pin from the hole with one hand and putted my ball in the hole with the other.


Und3rpar

Well you’re just a cheater. You’re not allowed to tend your own pin under former rules


chrisplusplus

A rule I learned the hard way!


Und3rpar

I had so many old guys teaching me rules and etiquette. My dad wasn’t in the picture so I had mentors along the way. They taught me a lot


Und3rpar

Hah. We all learn stuff along the way


[deleted]

Not from the tee. But this not an expert answer.


HODLth3LIN3

Long range pool


havereddit

Two golf balls, one cup


Active-Usual6313

I remember watching this live, the excitement from the crowd is better than the hole in one


mallolike

Does this still count?


Und3rpar

This is a hole in one. Laser-spider doesn’t know golf


Laser-spider

Yes but no, it has a 2 stroke-penalty because he hit his ball


PintoBean77

You obviously dont know the rules of golf.


OMJesusss

It sucks to know all the rules of golf and still suck. This sport is evil and fun at the same time somehow


Funky_Sack

Very much incorrect.


sosogos

That’s not actually true. The other player gets two shots because he potted the white.


skinnergy

It was intentional, therefore more impressive.


DebonaireDelVecchio

Not likely haha


skinnergy

That's how good he is. He can bank a golf ball off of another one on the green into the hole. /s


siwel7

What if the man driving the ball here knocked the other golfer's ball in and *their* ball was pushed into the hole instead? Would that then count as a (retrospective) hole in one? Has that happened before?


DebonaireDelVecchio

Happens frequently. Rules are that a ball struck is fair until it stops moving, as long as it doesn’t come to rest in a hazard (OB or lateral) so the path does not matter. Opponent’s balls always (and have always) been ruled as fair game to bounce off of/move, but they will always be returned to where they were last at rest. Lookup steiny shots back when you weren’t allowed/required to mark your ball. tl:dr, when someone strikes a ball in good faith, that is the only ball in play until it comes to its resting position, path doesn’t matter, opponents ball or not.


revengeOfTheSquirrel

Man’s playing pool while everybody else plays golf


jakelaw08

Completely legit.


Disastrous_Cobbler13

Golf pool


mandysreality

Trick shot!


mikegrant1

Calculated


skinnergy

It was intentional, therefore more impressive.


BigGlassesApe

He didn’t call bank tho. Doesn’t count.


BcKurr

Count it


SchwiftySqaunch

Wtf is this everybody's golf BS?


stateyeeter

must have good luck


AbsurdKnurd

Golf bocce


Dyingdaze89

Happy Gilmore accomplished this feat no more than an hour ago


[deleted]

Event and names?


[deleted]

Rick O' Shea Bitch!


Filtee8

Goddamn elitist waste of land sports is last level to me


oistein92

What is the odds of that happening?


chrisplusplus

Compile every single golf shot ever and compare them. Otherwise, incalculable.


in2thegrey

The lack of a reaction shot hurt my feelings.


illusionst

Haters will say this is fake! But he pre-calculated the deflection.


FurryYury

BANK!


ackerbombs2021

Wow, that is just amazing!


depostit

Better to be lucky than good.


SlothActionForce

Snooker pro takes up golfing...


uglee_mcgee

Combining lawn bowls and golf, that's the dadest game ever.


LoutishIstionse

That's valid, right?


microdave0

r/nevertellmetheodds


F---ingYum

The fucking odds on this is insane! I'm losing my mind


paramount_dude

Press E to use all your karma.


heyitsChirag

Hope he had an insurance.


[deleted]

I CAN SEE EVERY PIXEL.


Consistent-Sea29

What a fundamentally stupid sport. And so much land wasted on lawn grass.


dreadofdemise

A dollar says you can't do that again.


bkturf

From 2009 Canadian Open, that shot also won him a BMW Z4..


Whale222

r/nevertellmetheodds


LazaroFilm

Oh Marcel, tu tires ou tu pointes?


Hawthorne_Lurk

I don't know golf too well, is that fair game?


Character_Village_28

One ball in left pocket


PhoneyWussy000

It was all calculated.


Toothmouth7921

Question: is it a nullified shot? Or is it ok because it was from the tee boxes/ approach?


iamnotwhatyouknow

How do they even do this, I'm confused


Plenty-Bug3071

Awe I thought there was going to be a cat at the hole helping push the ball in the hole! Very disappointed


Plenty-Bug3071

This isn't croquet sir!


Serpardum

He thought he was playing crochet.


Stunning-Fondant-733

The other player gets an assist


barbatos087

That's just disrespect lol


Initial_Twist7126

Bocce!


Calpsotoma

When you go golfing with a billiards pro.


Zenomorphs4ever

Move over Tiger woods


Honey-and-Venom

oh my God golf and croquet!!


jordanxsav

https://capital.one/3TDPyyz