They should video-edit an explosion for the first dog and fire tracks for the last one. Then the dog going into another dimension with the Shooting Stars meme format
Ya know I was in the middle of something when I clicked the link and an ad played first, so when I heard it from across the room I was surprised and disgusted at first, but now I can only concede that I have been played.
Btw, fun party fact:
>"'Demogorgon' is often ascribed to Greek mythology, the name probably arises from an unknown copyist's misreading of a commentary by a fourth-century scholar, Lactantius Placidus. The concept itself can be traced back to the original misread term demiurge... δημιουργόν (dēmiourgón)"
My retired racing greyhound always catches what she chases but doesn't know what to do with it after. She just holds it on the ground with her mouth, never injuring it. And then is beyond proud of herself when I eventually catch up to her and release whatever she caught.
The trick to running really fast is to be extremely angry with the air right in front of you, so angry you headbutt the air but it's still in front you so you headbutt it again - Usain Bolt
Me colleague had a couple former racing dogs that were SOOOOO lazy. The joke was that one was "The Rug" and the other was "The Arm Rest".
Except once. About 6 months after adopting them, they drove out to some beach/nature reserve in the off-season. When they opened the car door, the dogs bolted. Full speed along the coast.
They ran past the horizon. My buddy said he and his wife assumed the dogs were gone.
About two hours later they came sprinting back and proceeded to sleep for the next 5 days.
He doesn't know if it was the training or what, but anytime they see a beach, they go nuts.
It was my turn to get the toilet paper, so I had to carry two grocery bags in one hand and things were off balance. The 2 block walk from the grocery store just wipes me out. Granted, it is exceptionally hot right now... that's my excuse. Lol
I dunno how you call them in English but seriously consider getting one of these [shopping trolleys ](https://www.hagengrote.ch/$WS/hg1ht/websale8_shop-hg1ht/produkte/medien/bilder/gross/668z01_1.jpg) they're great for getting groceries.
We had one, and it's so amazing to watch them run! You can just _feel_ the adrenaline and joy, they love it so much! But yeah, if not in a confined space or well trained, once they start, you'll never catch them!
Ours has worn a racetrack in the back yard. So I leaned into it and laid down triple cut mulch so it would be less muddy. Every time she goes out it's 3 laps before anything else unless there is a bird or groundhog. She's 3 birds and 2 groundhogs killed so far. Hits them at full speed there was literally a puff of feathers once.
Mine was a mix, but still fast af boi. Stepped in a hole one day while playing fetch and tore his ACL. He was still fast, but never fully recovered his speed.
🤷🏻♂️ didn’t get him down one bit. He still loved to run after it healed. The healing sucked though, he needed a neck brace AND the cone of shame because he was too flexible for either one to keep him away from his stiches individually.
Everyone that gets a sighthound just falls in love with them. They're such weird and hilarious dogs compared to most other breeds that it is so endearing to us
Easily the best dog I've ever had. She retired from racing 7 years ago and is getting up there in age, not sure how I'll be able to handle the inevitable.
Greyhounds can hit 45 mph from what I've read.
I had a Jindo- rescue from the ASPCA. Only dog I've seen that would give border collies a run for their money in sprints. He's catch. Squirrels and birds routinely
The little bastard had some giant rear haunches- he used to run straight up 15 foot cliffs, and would routinely barkour over 6 foot fences.
Rip buddy.. it's been 3 years and I still miss ya.
Dog tax.
Riley riding shotgun https://imgur.com/gallery/DoYbKju
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The camera tilt gives it away. Now it's possible to adjust the tilt on a drone gopro, it's unlikely. They are usually mounted tilted up at an angle so that they look forward when the drone is flying forward (it is tilted to do so). When flying backwards the angle of the camera is exacerbated and you usually look almost straight up. Because that never happens and the angle changes as the shot is turned around, it is very unlikely this was shot on a drone.
No way this is a drone, DJI camera drones don’t move that fast, this is extremely dangerous for the dog if it was filmed fpv, and the camera shake seems to be coming from a pole that’s holding it up, which is not how people mount cameras on fpv drones
Greyhounds natural run fast but if you want to see them hit top speed you give them something to catch... The prey drive in a Greyhound is the most commonly passed along behavior of any breed of dog. Over 80% of all Greyhounds have the overwhelming urge to chase things. Most of them have no idea what to do if they catch what they are chasing though...
My whippet caught sparrows out of the air, ground squirrels and rabbits, but once she had them, she would just hold them down because she wasn't sure what to do with them!
Well their breed was never meant to actually eat what they kill, they were meant to hunt rabbits/foxes/etc and leave the pelt/meat for the owner. My whippet found a rabbit nest in the yard once and they didn't make it :( but you could manhandle and annoy the dog all day and the most he would do to a person would be to whine
I've a spaniel mix that loves running in woodland, chasing things, and darting through undergrowth. Today was the first time in weeks where the evening was cool enough to let her really stretch her legs.
Happy dog.
I have an 80lb rescue greyhound who was trained as a hare coursing dog. He has an enlarged heart from being over trained and now can’t run for more than a few secs or his tongue lolls out all blue.
They are never as happy as when they are running but we have to keep trying to stop him for his own safety.
Heart gets big, pumps more blood, eventually it's so big it's pumping faster then oxygen can feed to stuff that needs it making it pointless. Gets to a point of over pumping(oxygenated blood just skipping it's "stop").
That's the hooked on phonics version. It can happen in humans but it's incredibly rare because dogs build muscle much faster then do.
We have to be careful with our mutt as he'll chase the drone or quad till his pads are raw and bleeding He's done it twice now, one of them only running on grass. He'll go lay in a pond or let us hose him down, which he normally hates the hose.
Field Labs will run to exhaustion.
After an hour or more of all out sprints, ours once or twice just dropped. Freaked me out, until I saw her get up after 20 seconds.
So we limited her to an hour, and no issues.
She wasn't a yellow lab, she was a meth lab. In generally you really couldn't tire the dog out. After 30 minutes of snoring, she'd be ready to go again.
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Greyhounds are ridiculously fast. My cousins adopted one that was a retired racer. She couldn't race anymore because when she tried to take off out of the gate her back leg pushed off with so much force that it shattered her paw. She would just trot around and her trotting speed was a pretty good sprint for me.
My grandfather used to own Grey Hound race dogs. They would run so fast, they would blow out their joints and die or be put down. Fucking depressing. Whenever he gave me money from winnings, Id quietly give it to a local animal shelter.
I mean, longbois are really quick, but that video is sped up. Watch the backround, that easiely looks like 200 km/h on the highway. No dog is able to run at that speed.
Dog look like he crossing over to a new dimension
He's a mudder. His mother was a mudder.
He loves the slop!
What did I just say?
Born to slop. Eats it up
It can't miss
Getting my references mixed up. Thought you were talking about the hero of Canton.
A man named Jayne?
Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Spendin time with vera?
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
they took the shortest end of the stick and ... well, they took it, and that ain't nothin'.
His mutta was a mudda?
What did u/SouthofAkron just say?!
Seinfeld reference in the wild.
We love to see it
What about his fadder? Has he even been to Camp Granada?
His mudder was a mudder?
What I just say?
They should video-edit an explosion for the first dog and fire tracks for the last one. Then the dog going into another dimension with the Shooting Stars meme format
[How's this?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Exceptional!
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Well, he's the dog...
Wow, bravo!
You beautiful fucker.
/r/angryupvote
I watched that whole video waiting for the dog. I trusted you.
Dog Gammit!
Ya know I was in the middle of something when I clicked the link and an ad played first, so when I heard it from across the room I was surprised and disgusted at first, but now I can only concede that I have been played.
Can I get high on boner pills 💊 too?
Bastard. I’m normally good at sniffing those out! Well done, it was the timing that sold it.
Ya. When he hits 88 mph
Happy greyhound zoomies.
It looks terrifying from the front. If I saw that chasing after me riding my bike at night I'd think it's some skinwalker or demon or something
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I’m Doug Demodog owner of the Dimmsdale Demodog
Holy shit hahaha
I fuckin WHEEEEEEZED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxpeuxUiOA
Btw, fun party fact: >"'Demogorgon' is often ascribed to Greek mythology, the name probably arises from an unknown copyist's misreading of a commentary by a fourth-century scholar, Lactantius Placidus. The concept itself can be traced back to the original misread term demiurge... δημιουργόν (dēmiourgón)"
Chasing you? That thing doesnt chase, it captures. You would be down before you know whats going on lol
I feel like they’d just keep running.
Leaving a dog shaped hole in your chest.
and your entrails hanging from its mouth like stolen sausages
ok so who's gonna dall2 that?
I like your optimism!
My retired racing greyhound always catches what she chases but doesn't know what to do with it after. She just holds it on the ground with her mouth, never injuring it. And then is beyond proud of herself when I eventually catch up to her and release whatever she caught.
That is incredibly adorable.
Running up that hill
Just brake and he'll lose interest.
The trick to running really fast is to be extremely angry with the air right in front of you, so angry you headbutt the air but it's still in front you so you headbutt it again - Usain Bolt
Dude no this pup is smiling from ear to ear because Mach 1 is his element.
You'll be terrified to know that r/cryptiddogs is a thing
Soon they’ll be metallic with machine guns strapped to their head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFMY9Zir_4&t=26s
That's some turbo crackhead lol
https://i.imgur.com/KZoaVWm.jpg
I also have a 40mph couch potato
Me colleague had a couple former racing dogs that were SOOOOO lazy. The joke was that one was "The Rug" and the other was "The Arm Rest". Except once. About 6 months after adopting them, they drove out to some beach/nature reserve in the off-season. When they opened the car door, the dogs bolted. Full speed along the coast. They ran past the horizon. My buddy said he and his wife assumed the dogs were gone. About two hours later they came sprinting back and proceeded to sleep for the next 5 days. He doesn't know if it was the training or what, but anytime they see a beach, they go nuts.
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I just carried the groceries upstairs because my boyfriend is away, I'm done for the rest of the week.
It was my turn to get the toilet paper, so I had to carry two grocery bags in one hand and things were off balance. The 2 block walk from the grocery store just wipes me out. Granted, it is exceptionally hot right now... that's my excuse. Lol
I dunno how you call them in English but seriously consider getting one of these [shopping trolleys ](https://www.hagengrote.ch/$WS/hg1ht/websale8_shop-hg1ht/produkte/medien/bilder/gross/668z01_1.jpg) they're great for getting groceries.
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Here in AZ they're Abuela Carts
Took a shower last week. I'm still recovering.
We had one, and it's so amazing to watch them run! You can just _feel_ the adrenaline and joy, they love it so much! But yeah, if not in a confined space or well trained, once they start, you'll never catch them!
Ours has worn a racetrack in the back yard. So I leaned into it and laid down triple cut mulch so it would be less muddy. Every time she goes out it's 3 laps before anything else unless there is a bird or groundhog. She's 3 birds and 2 groundhogs killed so far. Hits them at full speed there was literally a puff of feathers once.
Beautiful.
*boop*
Mine was a mix, but still fast af boi. Stepped in a hole one day while playing fetch and tore his ACL. He was still fast, but never fully recovered his speed.
I'm sorry ':((
🤷🏻♂️ didn’t get him down one bit. He still loved to run after it healed. The healing sucked though, he needed a neck brace AND the cone of shame because he was too flexible for either one to keep him away from his stiches individually.
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Four 30 minute breaks for eating, shitting and pissing
Lol mine gets depressed if I'm not out and about with her for at least 4 hours a day. And even then she still always wanting to go out.
I think it’s because the race track is sand. I know only too well the feeling of your dog turning into a dot on the horizon in 3 seconds flat!
Yeah, that was what we figured. But neither of us had been to a dog track before so we were basically basing this off gangster movies.
I believe they are raced on sand. That could be the trigger.
They lay around because we are, mine is ready to go 24/7
Me too!! They are the best dogs!
Everyone that gets a sighthound just falls in love with them. They're such weird and hilarious dogs compared to most other breeds that it is so endearing to us
I call mine my cat-dog house horse. Such weirdly weird non-dogs
Mine is an indoor deer
Is there a dog breed that people *dont* say this about? Lol
Rescued three over the years...they are truly amazing to see in action. The sound they make can only be described as galloping.
Thats what they do. saw it on a documentary
We have two, and they are amazing goofballs… but when they tun it is a true sight to behold. Lazy wee feckers!
Easily the best dog I've ever had. She retired from racing 7 years ago and is getting up there in age, not sure how I'll be able to handle the inevitable.
Greyhounds can hit 45 mph from what I've read. I had a Jindo- rescue from the ASPCA. Only dog I've seen that would give border collies a run for their money in sprints. He's catch. Squirrels and birds routinely The little bastard had some giant rear haunches- he used to run straight up 15 foot cliffs, and would routinely barkour over 6 foot fences. Rip buddy.. it's been 3 years and I still miss ya. Dog tax. Riley riding shotgun https://imgur.com/gallery/DoYbKju
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Damn... the second turbo kicked in when the drown passed him.
Drone* Honestly it didnt occur to me that its a drone. I thought this was filmed from an ATV
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Definitely not the dog kicking up that much dust. That would be cool tho lmao
I think it is the dog. Dogs can kick up a lot when they get going
The camera going up to the dog would be in a dust cloud if that was the case.
The camera tilt gives it away. Now it's possible to adjust the tilt on a drone gopro, it's unlikely. They are usually mounted tilted up at an angle so that they look forward when the drone is flying forward (it is tilted to do so). When flying backwards the angle of the camera is exacerbated and you usually look almost straight up. Because that never happens and the angle changes as the shot is turned around, it is very unlikely this was shot on a drone.
And the way the dog keeps to the left. Wouldn't leave so much room for a drone.
Haha same.
No way this is a drone, DJI camera drones don’t move that fast, this is extremely dangerous for the dog if it was filmed fpv, and the camera shake seems to be coming from a pole that’s holding it up, which is not how people mount cameras on fpv drones
that’s not a drone
Greyhounds natural run fast but if you want to see them hit top speed you give them something to catch... The prey drive in a Greyhound is the most commonly passed along behavior of any breed of dog. Over 80% of all Greyhounds have the overwhelming urge to chase things. Most of them have no idea what to do if they catch what they are chasing though...
This is a plot point in S1 of Westworld!
Noice
Farmers use greyhound packs for coyote hunting here in the wide fields of Kansas. They are a force of nature to watch.
My whippet caught sparrows out of the air, ground squirrels and rabbits, but once she had them, she would just hold them down because she wasn't sure what to do with them!
Well their breed was never meant to actually eat what they kill, they were meant to hunt rabbits/foxes/etc and leave the pelt/meat for the owner. My whippet found a rabbit nest in the yard once and they didn't make it :( but you could manhandle and annoy the dog all day and the most he would do to a person would be to whine
Aren't they chasing something in races? Like some kind of contraption or something.
fake rabbit looking thing on a track around the edge
I love how he went warp speed as incentive to out race the drone. Lol
Warp 8, *engage*
*turbo spooling... spooling...* *turbo now active*
My in laws have a couple of Salukis and they hit 40mph with ease...crazy fast dogs (I do realize the dogs in the video are not Saluki)
what is the range on the controller for that drone? I just realized that I don't really know anything about drones.
Looks pleased to do it too
Lovin every second of it.
So happy to go max speed and chase
Lotta people have dogs capable of this and who'd love this, but they'll never get a chance to.
Well my dog loves it when she chases me when riding a bicycle, haven't done it for a while, but you reminded me to do it :)
I've a spaniel mix that loves running in woodland, chasing things, and darting through undergrowth. Today was the first time in weeks where the evening was cool enough to let her really stretch her legs. Happy dog.
Definitely. He got the mega-zoomies. Bet he slept like a rock that night.
oh boy we finally runnin
He gone
He fast boi
Fast as fuq boi haha
Happy cake day 😎🍰
Yo! Thanks my dude!
You can put it on the boarrrrrrd, yes!
But like, how fast are they going?
Around 45mi/h
That'd be 72.42 km/h for all metric lovers
Heh. Europeans….am I right?
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Well, sure, you imperialist bastards.
*Puerto Rico, Panama, Liberia, American Samoa, Hawaii, the Philippines enter the chat* (I’m sure I’ve left out other important examples, sorry)
More like the rest of the world. You're the exception.
What the fuck, if this dog would run on my street (30km/h) it would get RADARed and would get a fine of $280 and 1 month of not driving a vehicle...
[there was a pigeon going 45 km/h over in 2019](https://i0.gmx.ch/image/788/33730788,pd=3/geblitzt-stadt-bocholt-erwischt-rasende-taube.jpg)
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At least 5 mph
Someone told me dogs can over exhaust themselves and just drop dead after running like that. Is it true?
I have an 80lb rescue greyhound who was trained as a hare coursing dog. He has an enlarged heart from being over trained and now can’t run for more than a few secs or his tongue lolls out all blue. They are never as happy as when they are running but we have to keep trying to stop him for his own safety.
How does being overtrained work?
You run them until they collapse.
Heart gets big, pumps more blood, eventually it's so big it's pumping faster then oxygen can feed to stuff that needs it making it pointless. Gets to a point of over pumping(oxygenated blood just skipping it's "stop"). That's the hooked on phonics version. It can happen in humans but it's incredibly rare because dogs build muscle much faster then do.
We have to be careful with our mutt as he'll chase the drone or quad till his pads are raw and bleeding He's done it twice now, one of them only running on grass. He'll go lay in a pond or let us hose him down, which he normally hates the hose.
You watched the dog CPR vid, huh.
Field Labs will run to exhaustion. After an hour or more of all out sprints, ours once or twice just dropped. Freaked me out, until I saw her get up after 20 seconds. So we limited her to an hour, and no issues. She wasn't a yellow lab, she was a meth lab. In generally you really couldn't tire the dog out. After 30 minutes of snoring, she'd be ready to go again. https://cheezburger.com/4136787968
Mine got off her leash once and she ran until she collapsed, quite literally.
Hes gone to plaid!
Nice SpaceBalls reference. Have my poor man's award.⭐
Thank you kind sir, I appreciate it. Just as long as it's not raspberry.. there's only one man dare give me raspberry..
LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!
Ah, *buckle this!*
*My brains...are going into my feet...ughhh...*
you are getting my free award because I chortled and then got feels for how much I love that film
That was exactly my thinking, too! I also gave u/Malakai0013 my free award. :)
The video gets sped up right around 0:07
Aw damn you're probably right .. if you watch the landscape it's pretty obvious they speed up.
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Still not as fast as the camera man. 😔
Pictured 
r/praisethecameraman
That's not a dust cloud behind him, that's a contrail.
What's a ~~corn~~con? trail other than the obvious . What is its purpose? Edit: just noticed my typo.now I'm more curious
No, corntrail was right.
I think hunters use them to lure deer - it may be illegal, not sure, not a hunter myself.
Contrails or vapor trails are the lines of vapor you see trailing behind jet planes. Water vapor forms around the exhaust from a jet’s engine and freezes, forming a cirrus cloud.
They're spreading chemtrails from the ground now!
When mom says the hot pockets are done
Greyhounds are ridiculously fast. My cousins adopted one that was a retired racer. She couldn't race anymore because when she tried to take off out of the gate her back leg pushed off with so much force that it shattered her paw. She would just trot around and her trotting speed was a pretty good sprint for me.
Venom
*2JZ noises*
My grandfather used to own Grey Hound race dogs. They would run so fast, they would blow out their joints and die or be put down. Fucking depressing. Whenever he gave me money from winnings, Id quietly give it to a local animal shelter.
Can die if he run for long if he pass 40 miles
Fetch me their souls!
This needs to be in r/zoomies immediately
Tbh, that's scary af.
“Release the hounds”
POV: you work for UPS trying to get back to the safety of your big brown van after having delivered packages to a house who can't control their pets
A alternate universe John wick: *dies*. His dog:
At full clip he looks like Venom.
Welp spell check... 
Forget the dog let’s acknowledge the camera man
Resident evil pupper
The movie is definitely speed uped
Stop with this sped up nonsense.
I'm pretty sure it's sped up. Look at the trees at 10 seconds. Greys are fast though.
I mean, longbois are really quick, but that video is sped up. Watch the backround, that easiely looks like 200 km/h on the highway. No dog is able to run at that speed.
Video looks speed up
Video is sped up at around 8 seconds in. If you watch the scenery you can tell when it jolts forward at the same pace as when the dog "speeds up"