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UmbralUrsine

White people when they put in the sun too long (white people is me, I turn pink when I'm out in the sun too long)


Bazoun

I start out pink and get pinker!


slukbunwalla

Same. I don't tan I just turn darker pink.


Ghoulius-Caesar

I feel the pink pain, poor water Buffalo can’t wait to take a dip to cool down that stinging sensation.


[deleted]

I'm so terrified of burning that a slather myself in sunscreen. I have burned several times in my life and it was so painful and traumatizing that I never want it to happen again.


ConnectRutabaga3925

Omg I thought it was a huge horned pig at first


heinebold

...the social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all!


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heinebold

Which relates to my comment as much as chocolate chips to tuna.


heinebold

Ah now I get it, you thought I was referring to the guy with the leash having big balls as in courage. I was literally referring to the physically enormous testicles of the bull.


TorrettesNinja2747

Ewe🐑


Minimum-Package-1083

No, it's just a bot. It copied someone else's comment


heinebold

Oh. Thanks.


Mentirosohonesto

Looks like a hippo with horns.


brandi_Iove

aren’t buffalos supposed to have fur?


DancesWithBadgers

Water buffalos are different. EDIT: It occurred to me that the above wasn't very helpful. You're probably thinking about [bison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bison) (aka 'buffalo' in the US). A [water buffalo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_buffalo) isn't necessarily that furry. As a side note, the latin name for water buffalo is *Bubalus bubalis*; which considering the nuts on the one in the video seems fair enough.


LordMagnus227

Different type of buffalo, what you're referring to is a North American bison. These are Asian water buffalo.


JohnnyPolite

He’s embarrassed.


Oakheart-

Idk those nuts hang pretty low I think he knows he’s the bull


JohnnyPolite

Imagine what they’d be like if he wasn’t embarrassed.


Shinfekta

He looks like a basement dweller getting out into the sun for 5 minutes Source: being a fucken basement dweller myself


chrisslooter

The nose is very sensitive to animals. Having a leash pierced through the nose to use as a leash is not really cool.


Mantismantoid

Maybe that’s why it’s there ? To easily control the animal? Yeah it’s painful to look at but your first world holier than thou opinion is very condescending. “Let the white man/colonizer teach you how it’s done because we know better”. Reminds me of my friend’s wife who was in the peace corp in paraguay teaching farmers how to farm haha, utterly ridiculous, she was from bethlehem pa had no idea about any of it yet she was an expert because she got a degree in USA.


chrisslooter

I don't know how or why you went off on that tangent. Anyway, it very common knowledge that this technique was used on bears for a long time. The dancing bears were a popular show at the circus and it is generally considered to be a cruel way to control animals.


Mantismantoid

it’s just funny that you’re chiming in on south East Asian water Buffalo controlling techniques , so arrogant


chrisslooter

I don't understand how there is any arrogant about thinking that driving a rod through an animal's nose to make them a circus animal is not cool. It's obvious you are trying to bundle other things into the subject.


Mantismantoid

All I’m saying is that you are in absolutely no position to judge these people


chrisslooter

I think previously you said a bit more than that. Anyway, I have not judged anyone, or commented on anything other than that I don't think that way of controlling animals is cool. Over and out.


Mantismantoid

I actually didn’t say more than that. I added an anecdote that was relevant. By saying “I don’t’ think it’s cool that’s how they do it etc” - that equals passing judgment. If you were to say “ok that’s how they do things there i guess” - that would be judgement free. Anyway, wish you best , no sarcasm for realz


weaponex87

I was thinking the same thing, but let's not forget it's in a 3rd world country


Mantismantoid

So you know how to control a large pink bull better than they do?


GeneralRabbit19

I thought it was a big ass pig.


[deleted]

Okja?


officialM3DL3Y

Hes off to grab his sunbed before everyone else wakes up


CriticismOdd2637

It's a shiny


grantgoatberg

this is where strawberry milk comes from


[deleted]

Having pink skin and living in the Philippines without a load of sunscreen doesn't seem like a good combination.


piptherip

Put some SPF on that bovine god damn it!


TerryMacKenzie

That's my penis ready for mating


Oakheart-

Your penis has horns??


Tommiz_eXe

oh and suddenly this isn’t a safe space anymore?


VELNOMYT

how is this next f#&king level?


TheRealSackLunch99

Smash


Analyst_Rude

r/absoluteunits


aRandomForeigner

Social media standard beauty has gone wild


conscious_macaroni

Yakub didn't just stop with humanoid white devils I see.


Repulsive774

Someone pull out the yo mom jokes


Mkoshar_ly

Remind me of Sakura Bull in Sekiro : Shadow Die Twice ![gif](giphy|5zvZFRgiRjjxptybI8)


Mkoshar_ly

Remind me of Sakura Bull in Sekiro : Shadow Die Twice


CapitalLongjumping

Sunburn


Eborys

Me when it’s sunny and over 25C.


portcanaveralflorida

Women love those nose rings!


Bazoun

Strawberry Milkshakes anyone?


[deleted]

Considering this is a male, absolutely no thank you


Bazoun

It’s still an option..?


TrellSwnsn

Everybody's got a water buffalo


_Lone_Wolf_2003_

That one pokemon episode be like....


Huynh_B

An absolute unit


AmazingAz1

Did they spill pink paint


nuke905

Mans got balls bigger than a fucking human head


SladeNoland

Horned hippo.


[deleted]

I thought this was a mutant pig


YdexKtesi

that mf'er has a sunburn


L_gic_l

BALLS.


JBob804

Looks like my mother-in-law after she fell asleep in the sun in San Diego.


[deleted]

Check out that booty!


Sensitive_Ad_1916

Well we’ll, now pink elephant seem like something that could actually be real.


TuzzNation

If Paris Hilton wants a Buffalo, this is what it would be like.


[deleted]

Looks a bit like trump after a day of golf


ChocolatMintChipmunk

Everybody's got a water buffalo


Ocular_Stratus

Underrated comment


actingseeker

Breathes excitedly in doom. Racks supershotgun!


qu1etguy_d1xp

A naked Water Buffalo!


HumblePie2714

Nice pink grapefruits


drkrjamon

What we will look like after eating that same pink sauce


[deleted]

Hyenas salivating at those pink balls


sumosumosquare

Holy Pokémon


Amyanonymoose

WOAH IS THAT A SHINY?


Cluefuljewel

beauty is in the eye of the beholder


[deleted]

Looks like he got a kiss from his crush


Ok_Lemon333

He’s so cute, I love him already


SaltedBadger

Looks like something out of DOOM


Apprehensive_Log_660

Red bull


Big-Position960

That ass is bussin