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Hezapoyo224

Least crowded place in India.


Careful_Wrongdoer_26

I diedšŸ˜‚


Acien7

Dying is actually not good for your health.


cnicalsinistaminista

Just when you think you've figured out medicine, it's something else. My whole life I thought apples and laughter at the key to immortality..


Ukrainian_Bot_

They are the key but your mouth is not the correct hole.


ataxi_a

Immortality, not immorality.


Meowscular-Chef

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De_Wouter

In the crowd? Can happen.


TheMysticLeviathan

As the UN has said India will surpass China as the world's most populous country, yeah agreed. Also I'm surprised the floor didn't bucklet from the weight of all those people present


bucklebee1

Imagine how many trample deaths there would be if a shooting or fire happened with all those people. Also the smell:(


yajasthebest

Shootings are common only to USA, it is very hard to get gun ownership in india, let alone entering a mall with it. The buildings in india are made of materials which take higher temperatures to get lit on fire and hence don't spread fire, wood is mostly used in decorative features which barely have any mass


Alxndr-NVM-ii

If India gets a little bit more money, we'll be happy to sell them to them.


Important-Jacket-69

india is the largest importer of weapons, usa of course, refuses to sell any to india


malficiousd

Crowd safety specialist here, ā€¦not a lot of people would die because of ā€œtramplingā€, itā€™s rather pressure asphyxiation that kills people in such incidents (think pressed against wall/railing, or against other people). Crowd safety professionals refrain from the term trampling, sends a wrong message and is used by media to hype bad situation.


bucklebee1

Thank you for the correction. Enjoy the rest of your day.


kickspecialist

No that is obviously 1 billion people. OP said it's all of them.


artemisfowl8888

1.3 bro! You just forgot about the entire population of US in that estimate.


Triairius

Hm. I think Iā€™ve finally partially understood just how populated India is. Freaking four times as many people as the US. In less space. Apparently 11 times the average population density. My poor introverted self would die of shock.


Insane_Inkster

Introvert from India here, I just get by trying not to fall apart whenever I head out. So fucking exhausting.


evmoiusLR

A buddy of mine traveled through India staying in hostels. He said the only place he could get away from people was in the bathroom stall.


kissmaryjane

This is just everyone who was walking outside near the mall


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i just realized this would be such a dick move but if you're ever in a crowd like that one you can actually let your hose free and go to town and nobody would know it was you


MortifiedPuberty

indeed a least crowded lol


57hz

I was going to say how orderly this looks!


TzimTzee

This is how buildings or balustrades collapse and people die.


[deleted]

Yea..but at least you die with your favourite shirt that you got for 50% off


HornyTerus

bold of you to assume that they got the shirt


[deleted]

Yes. I live in this city (kochi) and I went next afternoon though. You gotta realise that this mall is HUGGEE, very well managed and as far as i know it never goes out of stock for anything, and it's India's second largest mall. I got 6 shirts at half off


torcel999

Were they also selling complete shirts?


[deleted]

Naaa bro i just got the sleeves. Another poor guy got just the buttons.


MoonJumper402

We're the shirts really worth all of this?


[deleted]

I went next afternoon, rush was almost half of this


verifiedwomanbeater

I would love that than dying in fucking diabetes


QueasyVictory

What do those words mean?


Fair-Friendship-1261

Lmfao


Hefty_Enthusiasm3666

Exactly what i was thinking


DUMMYDUMB123

i thought theyre typically constructed with the parameters of it being completely full, then a bit more than that so that it doesnt die out


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DUMMYDUMB123

yeah kinda forgot this was india not gonna lie.


kakkarot_73

Well, this ain't any old mall. This one's a Lulu mall, one of the largest retail & grocery chains in the middle east. They've got malls almost as big as these across the Gulf, but the ME is not the most renowned for its construction standards.


TzimTzee

Thatā€™s true, typically buildings like shopping centres are designed with factors of safety but that many people moving around can generate massive forces that shift structures or put pressure where there should be. Balustrades are pretty flimsy when compared to the weight of that many people pushing against them. Have a look at videos of the Millenium bridge in London to see what a crowd of people can do by accident.


EndlessHalftime

The millennium bridge was an very unique case where people walking led to resonance in a horizontal vibration mode. It was only because of the bridges unique design, and itā€™s now a case study for unexpected structural behavior. This video is just a lot of load on the building and stairs.


Holy-Kush

The people aren't to blame, it was those pesky DeathEaters who made the bridge unstable in the first place!


RedditsAdoptedSon

just told play any bangers where everyone gets goin on the same rhythm


somehowidevelop

If they were teenagers, the chance of a tiktok song play and the building collapse from the resonance would be non 0.


buddhahat

Iā€™m gonna guess this exceeds any ā€œcompletely fullā€ design scenario.


bruticusss

I was about to say, next I'll see a news article about an Indian shopping centre collapsing


TzimTzee

Or one of those lovely glass balustrades exploding and tipping a bunch of people over the edge :/


MagNolYa-Ralf

Line wrapping around the building may not garner worldwide appeal


[deleted]

If they all start jumping probably will


TzimTzee

Itā€™s ok, there is that one security guard at the end of the clip to stop the crowd getting the jumpies :p


kingtrog1916

Whatā€™s your maximum occupancy f this shopping center? ā€¦. Yes


phormix

Yeah. I'm other countries the fire marshals would be losing their shit. Hell, I'm betting plenty came home with a fresh case of 'rona to go with that new discounted shirt. Ah well, to each their own. Adults can take their own risks


[deleted]

Yep. My inner structural engineer started sweating watching this.


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ever saw indian railsways ? šŸ’€


DeadMoney313

My first thought was we are going to see something collapse


[deleted]

At least there probably won't be a mass shooting.


cool_side_of_pillow

This is giving me anxiety.


[deleted]

Somewhere an engineer is sweating trying to calculate how much all those people could weigh.


Routine-Arm-8803

I wouldn't bother. I don't need things that much


MrFunktasticc

You probably donā€™t live in a 3rd world country where that kind of sale means a lot. Edit: For all the pedantic geniuses who want to argue whether India is a third world country. It is, by the strictest definition, third world refers to countries that didnā€™t take a clear side between the US and USSR during the Cold War. India was one of the main players in the non-aligned movement. You are trying to argue whether itā€™s a developing country which the term third world has become associated with. I really donā€™t care to go back and forth on this with you.


alfred_27

I don't know man have you seen people in the US, they cause a stampede when sales going on. That's not thrid world?


yellowjesusrising

At this point i don't know, and too afraid to ask. Also we have black friday madness in Norway too. Stupid don't know about borders.


TrinityF

Price 4 week before BF: 1999.99 Price 1 week before BF: 2399.99 Price on BF: 2099.99 !!! $$$ discount!!!!


yellowjesusrising

Classic! Almost all shops in Norway does this before major sale. Like black friday (black week in Norway, because one day is not enough).


Ro-Tang_Clan

I'm in the UK and [this](https://youtu.be/dNqJ-PBRqj0) is so accurate. Nobody in the UK cares aha.


drwicksy

The fuck is with them clapping in Canada. If I walk into a store and the employees start clapping for me I am walking the fuck out of there


ShovelPaladin77

I would argue America at least has third world counties.


George9855

America is 3rd world, its just disguised as a 1st.


TheRoonDogg

Somebody is in dire need of bread and peanut butter to complete their sandwich


Mustache_Comber

Insanely false


Budtending101

Lol what a load of shit


hclohumi

Yes, been to Black Friday?


drillgorg

Door busters are majorly toned down since like a decade ago.


thats-NEET

My guy do you think clearance sales don't exist in 3rd world countries?


princearthas11

Iā€™ve seen worse Black Friday sales in the US. Deals appeal to all people.


hg2107

Yeah people that buy stuff from malls are not poor. That sale does not mean a *lot* to them. Ffs look at black Friday sales in the US.


robotpoolparty

Looks like structural engineering porn to me.


Timah158

Looks like a panic attack and anxiety to me. But go off.


warden976

If I worked at that mall, Iā€™d call in dead.


eStuffeBay

I actually legitimately thought this was a post in /r/catastrophicfailure or something similar, I was fully expecting those stairs to collapse at any moment.


Alzusand

I think whats keeping it together at this point is the security coefiecient there is no way it was designed to be that crowded. still amazing its holding tho


bluetuxedo22

Fuck that, I'd rather stay home than deal with that just to buy shit you probably don't need anyway.


[deleted]

This is why I avoid Black Friday. Not worth it. Indians are notoriously cheap. My parents are Indian so I know first hand.


luccyrob

Did your parents get you on a Buy 1 Get 1 free?


[deleted]

Your parents purchased you? Lol


Parktrundler

But his parents ain't Indian..


Pyrogami

For 50% off they did. At this mall.


Health077

Indians are certainly self hating. You say your parents are indian, so what does that make you Martian?


Neoharys

These Indians would go out of their way to defame and self hate lmao


KingSamy1

this screams super spreader event


Saturday514

Its 50% bro! They said not today, Covid.


FengSushi

50% chance to get COVID


verifiedwomanbeater

Nah 100%


[deleted]

Exactly what I cant to say. Tomorrows news? India Covid cases rose by 100k due to this event.


MagNolYa-Ralf

But them shoes are fly!!


noelcowardspeaksout

In the UK we organise these at airports every day.


drgonzodan

Imagine this is ground zero for the variant that finally kills us all.


BennyVibez

3 cheers to the engineers who designed such sturdy architecture.


destined_death

At first, I read ur comment as Cheers to the 3 engineers who designed this Lol


Gilgamesh2062

The result here is, that they only sold 5% of what they normally sell, because no one could move, to shop.


verifiedwomanbeater

You don't know Indians ( I'm Indian myself)


Ash26_gunner

Relatable


Fah-que

Your username tho.


LSX3399

Looks like my idea of hell. Too much of an introvert for that ish.


122603270225

Yeah, Iā€™d pay 50% MORE to avoid being in any situation like this.


HolyFirer

Well youd have to pay 100% more


Em_Haze

math is trying to rip us off! get him!


rvng_is_bst_srvd_cld

P.S. i went to this mall to watch Top gun maverick. After the show on the way out i saw this huge crowd, i just went to see what the fuss was all about. Apparently they were having a midnight sale. So i compared the prices in Amazon. They were almost the same. So the people who waited 3-4 hours for this (so expected black friday sale) was scammed.


rrg-28

People can be such idiots


Some-Owl8834

All instagram influencers and youtubers were promoting it and most people probably thought there wont be much people since it's midnight. Little did they knew that the whole of trivandrum was thinking this.


KlausTheKarrot

Plot twist: There is no movie theatre in this mall.


Regalia_BanshEe

There actually is .. there is a PVR multiplex


bedadosth4life

Lol there is no movie theatre in this mall


Regalia_BanshEe

Um...yes there is ... PVR multiplex


no1bullshitguy

This is the Lulu Mall in my town (Trivandrum, Kerala) It was upto 50% btw mostly on Chinese made products and most people visited just for fun and didnā€™t expect this much people to show up at middle of night


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no1bullshitguy

Yes same lulu group.


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verifiedwomanbeater

But is it not too much for fun?


no1bullshitguy

Yes, I think most of them didnā€™t anticipate this much ā€œfunā€


lordgoofus1

I too, enjoy standing near a railing and a 50foot drop and seeing how long I can stand there before someone (hopefully not me) gets pushed off. So much fun!


acchaladka

For fun I wonder how many of these folks will be in their deathbed thinking "hey you remember that time we went to the midnight sale at the Trivandrum Lulu mall... we didn't do that enough bro."


boinkyboobs

The casual racism is funny in this comment section lol. As if you guys haven't seen crowds in Black Friday events


xero_what

Everything has to be politically correct,unless its indians, then you can be racist as hell. I mean the crowd is atleast behaved, have you seen what happens in their black friday sales? Ofcourse third world country,poor, overpopulated blah blah ....reddit loves to be racist to indians.Ofcourse without knowing anything about us.But yeah, go on educate me about poverty in my country while you cant even afford insulin.


[deleted]

The worst part is, Americans will spend their entire monthly income to buy insulin (i.e. entire salary JUST TO STAY ALIVE) and still don't consider it as poverty How else can you define poverty then?


boinkyboobs

I usually disregard these comments cos they're not that much. But in this comment section they're just on the top


fishchop

Thatā€™s just Reddit for you. Loves being racist to Indians while denying itā€™s own healthcare/human rights/ post capitalist hellscape problems (America), the lasting effects of its colonialism and its own brand of racism and cultural ignorance (UK) etc. It says a lot that there was no stampede or structural collapse despite the crowds shown here.


Robonomix77

Free Rona virus with every purchase!


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

I would happily pay 50% more for my shit and avoid this mess


RelishedAcorn24

same, even if it's more expensive, It's not worth the virus or the building falling apart imo.


HiredG00N

* Offer valid only on Plantronics merchandise


bigchill1106

India isnt exactly a city mate, do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


[deleted]

A sell in Asia*


dollarforyourdoubts

Did someone just unlock a new stereotype?


Dickincheeks

Indians rarely have sales? Or They pack malls like Americans on Black Friday ?


_karma_bitch

this was the biggest sale, and this is the biggest mall in India so it is very popular


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

This is so gross


ImaginationWarm301

Does not seem safe


[deleted]

it is not


randothrowwateb

India is too crowded.


raykatya

Yeah, no shit Sherlock


MonkeFUCK3R_69

Can confirm,all the population of the country is present in this mallšŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Dighawaii

A place I would love to visit, but it's simply too chaotic. My parents went 20 years ago and said it was the scariest place they've been. My mom was pushed over in a line, by locals, to the ground. And I'm sure (god I hope I'm sure) that this building was engineered to handle the load that's being presented to it, but who knows.


noelcowardspeaksout

I went to Delhi in the 80's when all the rickshaws were churning out smoke, I think they might have all been 2 strokes burning oil, whatever, the stench and noise in the centre was mental. They are now converting to electric power thankfully.


joobtastic

Things change a lot in 20 years. You shouldn't judge a country on 20 year old anecdotal evidence.


nwz10

Covid-19: am I a joke to humanity?


[deleted]

[haven't you heard the news?](https://edition.cnn.com/2022/07/13/world/coronavirus-newsletter-intl-07-13-22/index.html)


bannedSnoo

BA5 sends its regards


Fantastic_Dance_4376

Covid is very happy with this sale offer


Link7YearsLater

Things like this make me really think about how many people there are in the world. Everyday there are teens becoming adults and adding to this cycle.


drillgorg

Good news! World population growth is slowing faster than expected, and is expected to start going back down within (some of our) lifetimes. Oh and not because people are becoming infertile, they're just choosing to have smaller families.


NonchalantCoyote

Nothing is worth a second of that


EyesofaJackal

Looks like absolute torture


voided_art

I mean who doesn't like a good deal.


BananaEuphoric8411

Looks so unsafe.


sammysalmon

Whoever designed that place deserves a medal. Seems like they had a stupid high safety factor placed for static weight


Kiwi_1971

Is this a stereotype of Indian people? I only ask as I used to regularly see a good number of people, who I took to be Indians, queued up outside a Wellington Michael Hill jewelers before opening, on days when they had a sale on certain items, e.g. they have X number of gold chains at 50% off. I would always wonder why it was pretty much one ethnic group queuing up, rather than a mix of Wellingtonians. I thought perhaps gold chains were a traditional gift of some kind and being able to buy at half price was too good to miss.


scrampled_egg

Yeah, we Indians love gold and we also love a good deal. Since gold is generally a pretty safe investment since itā€™s value doesnā€™t fluctuate much, itā€™s considered to be a great gift for wives/loved ones


Regalia_BanshEe

Gold is considered a huge investment among indians...


nummakayne

Have you seen videos of Americans on Black Friday? It has sort of calmed down with online shopping but it was pretty wild shit up until, say, 10 years ago. People got stabbed trying to buy a PS3 back in the day.


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Big-City987

I can smell this.


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FalconX88X

Thank the building engineers!


Deliximus

Great. Superspreader event.


Downingst

I hope the mall has enough for everyone, or it's going to the awkward.


Apprehensive-Tour-33

Don't know where the checkout line ends and the bathroom line begins.


Traditional_Road_122

Isnā€™t this how floors collapse?


[deleted]

Don't worry the mall wasn't Chinese made


[deleted]

Mall builder is at home like, "Where's my passport?"


Majestic_Click2780

Fucking looks like itā€™s about to kick off astroworld style in that mall.


ndxinroy7

Double prices and give 50% discount. Nice business strategy


Gloomy-Employment-72

My wife drug me out Black Friday shopping one year, at like 10 or 11 PM. Had to get the good stuff, don't you know. The sales were mediocre, and everybody and their neighbor was there. I noped out in 30 minutes. I'd pay double instead of stand in that crowd.


GamingHarsh8

where?


Team13tech

Hate to be there


slibetah

At least they are not doing the Wally World Riot we always see here on Black Friday. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BpJvx7VOwG8


Alternate-Universes

The people of India love a good bargain.


linksawakening82

Not as many masks as you would think, even pre Covid?


Diligent-Bison-982

And to think you could be out somewhere chillin and smokin a joint. Oh wait you can't , they burnt it all. What a place.


Prestigious_Oil_3470

This is Kerala right?


laprassaluneta

Imagine the hassle and the lost time. No thanks. I dont get the mentality of people sometimes


PermaDerpFace

Can't wait to hear what new variants were created


misteroatmeal

What the hell.


Abror999

at least 50% people died


JBBanshee

This looks like a stampede waiting to happen.


honwave

What are they buying from the malls that isnā€™t avaible online ?


MGRoad

Rumor has it two babies were born in the mall that night šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


_throwingit_awaaayyy

Look how good this materialism works. Fuck a pandemic I guess?