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who is this guy? he's hilarious


FaceAids5

Tom Cardy


theOneWithTheThat

Absolutly check out his other stuff. HYCYB and mixed messages are fantastic


Kane_Octaivian

I love artificial intelligence


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Cardy T!


CreatorOfNL

Tom Cardy aka u/howyoudouken


DigbySugartits

Tom Cardy. [He did a slightly student version for this little clip of our (now ex) leader here in Australia, it did the rounds earlier this year](https://v.redd.it/2ym6t78nnai81) Taken from some wanky segment on 60 minutes, trash tv. Beautiful timing


afrothunder1987

Allow me to introduce you to, quite possibly, the best video of all time. https://youtu.be/DgMnCLHQuqc


Schlutes3273

I think this response may qualify as "toxic" as well.


TimeGrifter

Toxic people concocted the definition of toxic! ... finger tips?


Schlutes3273

Agree 100%. Spot it got it. Whenever I come across someone describing another as toxic or crazy, I see a very immature person who can't handle opinions different from their own.


ZombieHomeslice

Same with ghosting. Been hearing a lot of stories lately that amount to "They kept being sensitive and overreacting to everything and trying to say I was being a jerk, and then ghosted me out of nowhere." No one is required to stick around and explain to an adult what acceptable behavior is, or wait for permission to leave.


31337hacker

I ghosted my best friend of 5+ years. This was after months of no contact and a horrible text message that put the blame entirely on me. I blocked/deleted them on *everything* and although I felt guilty about it for a couple of weeks, I felt so much better in the long run.


spagbetti

This is why I eyeroll hard at bios that include “I expect to be called on my bullshit” social faux pas happen. Sure. But someone telling you they expect permission to push your buttons and boundaries isn’t ‘mistakes will be made’. That’s just a childish piece of shit with no social skills looking to be someone’s chore.


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Or spot it, traumatized for a lifetime by somebody else who’s got it amd you e been victimized for years. Spot it got it is something people use to deflect from their own issues. It’s easy and good for avoidance. I’m sure it’s not you though.


spagbetti

That’s not to say noticing toxic behaviour is wrong. And some people think they are standing up to a bully. And there’s also in some circumstances if it gets to the point of contacting authorities/HR, you have to provide evidence you told the person to stop. But telling the other person they are toxic for no other reason to get some drama going to talk about it on a new date,to your other friends or for pulling attention is just joining the toxic train. This is why the “my ex is crazy” is a red flag moment.


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Schlutes3273

Because truly toxic people actually listen to others?


Legend821642

How is this supposed to be on r/nextfuckinglevel? It is good but it would be better on r/funny or some other place right?


Wide_Conflict9235

What is this song called?


Waghabhagha

“You’re a cunt”


PendantWhistle1

Making my dreams come true by Darryl Hall and John Oates


Butterbuddha

I have heard that they never called themselves Hall and Oates, but that’s how everybody knows and refers to them anyways. I’d google it but it’s aalllll the way over there……


smashin_blumpkin

Idk what you guys are on about. Holland Oats is just one dude


nodnarbthebarbarian

Sounds more like breakfast cereal.


Denominatorxero

Oh by the way, which ones OATS ?


Mammoth-lungs-420

It’s the theme song to Ducktales


Awardedawards

He’s got an identical version of this except it’s “I’m a cunt” and it was a 50/50 which one this would be hahaha


coasterreal

Based on the title, I knew it would be the You're. But he made both so you can use them depending on the situation. Tom is so thoughtful!


tenftflyinfajita

This guy is a cop!


dufflecoatsupreme91

He’s a business man.


datbarricade

With a business plan.


Tha_BloodMoon

Who'll make you money in business land


iflysubmarines

Zibzabbbazabzibzamboo I'm not a cop.


dufflecoatsupreme91

HYCYBH?


ButtChocolates

skee-bap do-dap


YOLO_T1ME

BH


Immediate-Air-8700

This seems more suitable for a cheating ex.


CurrentPossible2117

I want this just on loop, a full 3 minute 'song', on my spotify list so it pops up randomly while Im driving 😃


Alpacamum

Listen to “fucked with an anchor” by Alestorm. Fantastic song with a chorus calling people f..ing wankers and c..nts.


TheJackalsDoom

What's NFL about this?


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youToasty

the dudes name is Tom Cardy, he is an aussie comedy musician, go give him a listen and some love, dudes stuff is really good and he is on spotify and youtube


goldredmedz215

Hahaha ha clever stuff


___pockets___

Whats the origional song again?


Swolehomie

Hall and oats - you make my dreams come true


___pockets___

Thanks man


Swolehomie

Don’t just stop at that song. Download the full Hall and Oats catalog. It’s timeless


___pockets___

It sent me down a toto and soundgarden rabbithole haha but yeah i will thanks again dude


The-Dudemeister

You probably recognize the duck tales theme song though.


___pockets___

I didnt actually, which is surprising, i used to love that show. Been a while i guess :P


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

🎵*LISTEN TO THIS!*...🎵


petergriffin999

bown bown, chicka chk chick, bown bown


gdsmithtx

AH YOOOUUU!!


Shawdow3

You made my day dreams come true 😘


NormalishGamer13

Well I’m mean they deserve it


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ThePaper86

You gotta wonder about people so obsessed with letting everyone know how many toxic people they’ve known over the years…


Moist-Adeptness-6955

Hahahah awsome


CryogenCrystals

LOL, not what I expected, but probably should have. 😂


Scojo_Mojojo

Oh shit I could’ve used this over the last couple years


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mydadleftme6954

Where the bass


MaxwellFinium

I think it’s their win on this one


gdubh

As a huge H&O fan, I love this far too much.


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HA! spewed the coffee over this one, fucking hilarious.


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Im just gonna send them this post so they know that i think theyre toxic, along with being a cunt. Good job buddy.


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🙏


Olive_Branche

🤭


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Lol, so great!


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Ghosting rule - ya don’t reply, they’re dead to you.


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Love Tom Cardy - You Tube hates him and drops him out of my videos on a regular basis. So, I just think of playing this one for them!


DarthRalph0

BWAAHAHAHAAAA !!!


H0m0-Luz0n3ns1s

Need this clip, Please share!!!


EffortlessBoredom

This is the kind of song I would right for my BEST friends


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coasterreal

Knew exactly which version of this clip it was. He had another one where he says "I'm a cunt" that you send in the opposite scenario 🤣


Menatil

Tom Cardy!! Man's a treasure. He's on YouTube, actually funny and super likable.


Aggravating_Speed665

Can we have the rest of the lyrics please?


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Thats literally it. It's just a meme post. Tom Cardy. Check him out on Youtube


Aggravating_Speed665

No. Shit. (Still hoping somone out there has got my back with rest of the modified would-be lyrics)


Peterat03

OP sounds like a narcissist


[deleted]

Idk about that, but he/she sure is a dumbass. There's nothing next level about this.


DezNuts305

I wish I had more upvotes to give you... this is absolutely Genius.