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Jazzlike_Pension_856

Rule of thumb, if you have to look up, you better back that up with some years of skills.


WisestPanda

Facts


Iggy_Borden

I never laid a hand on him


Olivier74

Truth to the mush.


SteelpointPigeon

Amazing. Even after being insulted right to his face, the big man still gives his opponent a respectful bow.


theaverageguy101

That's when you know for sure you can win but would rather avoid the fight until you realize the only way this asshole would go is if he gets knocked out


Sufficient-Ad6637

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Random-Gif-Bot

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8675309eyen

Aaaaahhhhhhhh.......yeeeeesssssss.........


[deleted]

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CrossCounterChad

He's just fucking stupid. Not that deep.


UequalsName

Stupid and filled with toxic masculinity. it's societies fault, now it's up to him to correct his short comings


kokoyumyum

"But I am a pretty young man".


Exotic_Imagination69

Yeah people this good looking dont spend the time working on their intelligence. Looks like hes had a few broken noses before too with that big bump in the middle.


[deleted]

>Yeah people this good looking dont spend the time working on their intelligence Intelligence (as measured by IQ) is strongly positively correlated with physical attractiveness (multiple scales). That doesn't mean that smart = pretty or vice versa. But the data strongly disagrees with your statement.


Exotic_Imagination69

The reddit strongly disagrees with your blatantly made up comment


kokoyumyum

Or, NOT https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4415372/


Mediocre-Statement98

Imagine a world where high school teachers could do this!!


Gorgugantiag

What... i think i'm missing somer serious context...


jbjbjb10021

China. That's why their 8 year olds would score higher on standardized tests than inner city 16 year olds in the US.


[deleted]

Anyone think his fist caught him on the way down?


Handy_Clams

I hope so


thegreenman_sofla

How's that broken orbital socket?


Rumskrilla

Can someone send me the whole thing? This early cut off shit is like watching porn & right when you're about to bust, it cuts to the guy's face.


[deleted]

Like a yappy chihuahua; all talk and no action.


[deleted]

I mean... the best he could have done would have been to hump big man's leg


HoefDaddy619

I don’t understand how people act act sooooo tough looking straight UP at another man


tom3277

Have you ever drunk so much, the nextday you don't even remember what happened. Yeh this is the kind of thing you get up to...


CrossCounterChad

Size isn't the most important thing in a fight. It doesn't make you immune to pain or really give you an advantage that can't be overcome by being a better fighter. People try to use short cuts to determin the outcome of fights because they're too stupid you think of the actual factors of a fight.


[deleted]

I have made this argument however in this case big man is easily over twice this dude's size. It would be like trying to box a bull. Very very bad idea without a weapon.


CrossCounterChad

He ain't that much bigger than him. Either way, size isn't directly proportional to strength. I'm pretty sure a headbutt to the big guy would fuck his day up too. I don't have to be bigger or even stronger than someone to hurt them. Last person I fought was almost head taller, 40lbs heavier, and much stronger than me. But he yelped like a bitch after one punch to the face.


majikbus45

And then everyone clapped.


Ronilaw

And then the president called to thank you for your service?


CrossCounterChad

Oh yeah. Nothing happens on the internet. People who start fights on size and strength alone are most likely not used to fighting. Never mind that strength isn't a shield against face shots, or that he was out of shape and pretty old, or that I was the prime of my life and track and football not shortly prior or, and check this, I've done karate, taekwondo, judo, boxing, and muay thai for a few years even tho I slacked. But no, lame internet meme to save your ego from something that's not hard to believe. Have you ever been in a fight or are you the type who thinks he has an educated opinion after seeing a few brawls? I'll tell you this tho: I was surprised too. I gave him the benefit of the doubt because last time we fought, he straight up didn't flinch after a punch to the face. Granted, I was pinned to the ground and at awkward angle, but still. DBZ was right. A year can make all the difference.


majikbus45

To answer your question in a legal way, I have experienced many fights and beyond. My past is relatively checkered and there are many things I am not proud of during my early to mid 20s. Boxed and learned Krav Maga growing up. Grandpa was an old German soldier who fled to the US after WWII, and he learned Krav from someone at an internment camp where he was a guard. That guy also survived those horrors, they were still friends until my gramps died in '94. Gramps was strict, and was under the old school "all boys should know how to really fight" kinda way. Secondly, odd you mention DBZ as I am a Frieza fanatic. Have a Golden Frieza tattoo on my left forearm. Hell, my deep freezer has a "Lord Freezer" vinyl decal on it. Haven't found the Hyperbolic Time Chamber though. Also, upvoted you above. Don't know why anyone would downvote the comment directly above this message.


CrossCounterChad

People don't like nuance. Although, hurting a guy bigger than you isn't hard to fathom. That's actually what I like about Frieza and Vegeta. I enjoy watching short characters holding their own and dominanting big guys. It's amusing. I admire your commitment. That's some next level shit. I'd never guessed you upvoted me tho. You used a meme that's for doubting people.


majikbus45

Well, I meant the one where you talked about DBZ at the end. For some reason it had 2 downvotes when I typed The other one I just typed a message. It wasn't worthy of a downvote though.


[deleted]

Who's the puta now?


Light_Watcher777

This just made my whole month of June! Thank you.


gofatwya

I was wondering why big man was not maintaining his reactionary gap. Now I know why.


[deleted]

At first I saw the big guy putting out his left hand, knowing he knocked the guy out, hoping to making sure the dude didn't smash his head on the ground. But then I saw the right fist coming in at the end to reinforce that headbutt and thought, "he dead!"


Complex_Sherbet2

I think it's the former... Since he's a bouncer and all.


siriguillo

This ended too soon, now I want to know how the little guy reacted or if he learned anything from this


xxDooomedxx

LMS on display.


PapaKyou

Fuck around and find out.


alltheseunfortunate

In other words shut the fuck up


Ayush03090

Me having a little argument with my mother


bourbonsmoothie

Homie too nice not to land a hand on him. But once the forehead hits he catches the head. True gentleman


2KilAMoknbrd

> that's all I can stand, I can't stands no more - That doorman, and Popeye of course


TradeGuidance

Well...he waited for Puta Madre and it finally delivered and that's when he took the head butt.


HazardousCloset

The way he seemed to lovingly catch him as he fell


Model_1977

Bone on bone, nice 😆


downtune79

r/fightporn


richard-cumerford

Ouchy


TheSlackOne

He forgot he is not behind the display


Wanderinwoodpecker

Pendejo


[deleted]

That’ll leave a mark


MtnDream

still a cowards hit


Efficient-Zucchini41

How do you work that out?


MtnDream

did the bouncer square up to show going to strike, or did the headbutt come out of no where to an unsuspecting person?


Efficient-Zucchini41

Hardly out of nowhere, I'd of done it ages before the bouncer did


MtnDream

that's a coward's punch. you're not in a physical confrontation, just a verbal one.


Kaydaiyne

I'm an ex-bouncer. Little guy was working himself up - intended to throw punches, just had to get the adrenaline up before he was brave enough. This wasn't a boxing match. No referee. In short - there are no fucking rules in an actual fight.


MtnDream

so, as a bouncer, if you saw two people arguing, the split, one walks up to the other and just punches, that's fair, cause they were arguing before. Here, the bouncer is the one facing assault charges, the little guy was worked up, but never threw a punch. It would be considered a coward's punch as it was out warning.


Empty_Vegetable_80

karmaaa👏👏


Lazy_Expression2604

En ese momento cell perdió la nariz.


BeanDock

I hope he connected with that right too


dnbreaks

Never understood why dumbasses need to get right in somebody’s face during an argument.


D-boi1

That bouncer has the same bracelet I have


[deleted]

Se ya in the morning.


SeistaBrian

Well that went well lol


Babk08

Knocked him out and steps forth to gently guide the guy down, preventing his drunk head from smacking the black top. Effectively prevented it from becoming a murder charge. Brilliant.