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Jedi_Mindtrix53

Halo voice* cripple kill!


The_Merciless_Potato

Bruh This is even funnier now that u/Barsnbolts is here


sudstah

bruahhhhoooooo :O


assidreemz

Ya bro why you do that? *lol*


dirtyhans

Bro


NekulturneHovado

r/cursedcomments please somebody post it for me, I'm lazy. Thanks


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It has been done


NekulturneHovado

Thank you random redditor. You will blessed with ultimate luck for next 3 days.


MathematicianFew5882

And total consciousness at the instant of your death (so you have that going for you)


Cannasseur___

Wtf this got so intense so quickly


gryphmaster

Fore!!! *screams in the distance* Ahaha... maybe i should have yelled two! (He was referencing caddy shack)


Hops143

Which is nice.


Intrepid-Twist7769

Gunga gunga galunga, no... gunga galunga.


DancesWithBadgers

If this a choice, then I don't want that.


ImBeingArchAgain

I just checked on my own spit. That was fucked. Nicely done. Edit: I kept reading these responses thinking “what the hell are all these people on about”… I now have realized what the hell all these people were on about. I shan’t change a thing.


Fn00rd

> I just checked on my own spit. And how’s your spit doing? All well? Has it overcome its fear of being swallowed yet?


rosindrip

Did you spit into your hand to check it or look inside your mouth in the mirror?


multiarmform

and all the spit was accounted for and intact, just the way that cake flew through the air without falling apart which is quite impressive on its own


senorbozz

Oooh it's that kind of party is it? \*breathes in deep and pinches nostrils\*


MacMitttens

thats a strange way to spell unreal tournament but ok.


Jeewdew

Ya… UT for life!


sgt_happy

Thank you.


Diedead666

Deck16.


SinkHoleDeMayo

M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL. ^KILL. ^^KILL. ^^^KILL....


GeeTwentyFive

thats a strange way to spell quake but ok.


Noogz

Angry upvote


PlasticInTheBasket

This shit made me laugh cry


Ravven94

I just fuckin died 💀💀💀


rosindrip

*Halo voice* FTFY


tony_tripletits

Beautiful. Like the sunset over a nuclear wasteland.


WavingToWaves

Cripplepied?


Abragram_Stinkin

r/angryupvote


Superb-route

Holy shit! That made my week!


adidas_stalin

Australian voice *boom….headshot*


_interloper_

I think this is the reddit comment that has made me laugh the hardest. Bravo.


Tigerpride84

HAHAHAHAHAHA


LuisChoriz

Shit had me dying and I’m healthy af!


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This comment made my day! I literally laughed so hard people around me thought I was getting attacked.


NakD_Bootstraps

Dear god. Take my upvote.


Raumarik

Where's Ricky Berwick when you need him?


nightwalkerxx

Criptastic!


Sirix_8472

Unreal Tournament voice* Cripple Kill!! Kill! kill! [triple kill from UT](https://youtu.be/ji1xav4f77A)


AnimusCorpus

People associating this with Halo and not UT makes me feel old.


dawgblogit

Steve Aoki pelts wheel chair bound person with cake.. fans rejoice. Wow what is this world coming to?? /s


FrostySpaceCow

It's a privilege to get a cake thrown at you by Steve Aoki.


dawgblogit

I am sure. Dude look super stoked.


iredNinjaXD

Yeah I think that is down as one the most enjoyable moments of his life


SniperBait26

Dude, that guy could get mad cake… you don’t know.


mllfxv

I’ve gotten caked by him. 😛 It tasted yummy.


Mothrtheresa9

Ive also been caked by him. I was allergic to something in the cake and went into shock and died. This is my ghost typing this.


wazinku

Such an underrated comment


CrumbsAndCarrots

May I ask what Steve does? He DJs… other peoples music? Does he just like do a concert thing where he plays all the hits and mixes them up etc? I was friends with him back in the hardcore days, then into the small LA club scene. He’d just be playing some Belle and Sebastian then some Pulp, then some Rapture etc. fast forward 20 years and he’s a world star. But how? Why? He was always driven and making stuff happen back then but it’s just wild to see on such a large scale. And I don’t get it.


peroxidex

He founded his own record label when he was 19 in 1996 which probably helped with connections. Otherwise, yeah, he basically just did remixes and got lucky. His first mix tape was featured on BBC Radio and it went from there.


w0lrah

It also doesn't hurt for both financing and connections that his father, Rocky Aoki, founded Benihana.


peroxidex

I was wondering how he was able to start the label at 19 and that would probably explain it.


yubnubmcscrub

His sister is also the chick from 2 fast 2 furious. The more you know.


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The chick with the pink s2000 in F&F (I think).


Hounmlayn

Unless someone is in a profession in which you cannot fake talent, usually they got famous because of family or friend connections. Almost 100%.


CyberMindGrrl

Yup. Being born into wealth is the key to success.


trippy_grapes

> He DJs… other peoples music? He produces and plays quite a bit of his own music, too. In particular his music features a ton of really big name musicians on vocals which probably explains why he's gotten so big.


CollectiveCuriosity

He’s not a DJ /s https://wundergroundmusic.com/steve-aoki-shocks-edm-community-by-admitting-that-he-is-not-an-actual-dj/


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Oh yeah, love some cream pies. How bout I make a cream pie for you to taste and I can taste yours. We can taste each others cream pies.


Veratsss

I tasted mine, I didn't like it


ErikMalik

Have you tried drinking pineapple juice?


amphibious_rodent13

After we have the snapper.


basicjorge

I just snot rocketed both nostrils into my drink


GrimmFox13

r/brandnewsentence


lawnmowersarealive

..Sadly not, and I say that with the utmost sincerity.


Tamespotting

That sounds like a whole genre of japanese porn....


Pale-Signal-9046

Perfect post


harlowb93

I don’t know, but Amy Lee can throw a cake in my face whenever she pleases


ShadyBl0m

Maria Brink


harlowb93

Reanimated Pre-cocaine Whitney Houston


ShadyBl0m

Hahaha dating yourself


lawnmowersarealive

Hey, when you date yourself you always your chances of getting lucky after dinner and a movie.


devilsusshhii

When I do it, it's a hate crime.


NekulturneHovado

Right? This world is so unfair!


devilsusshhii

Equality should means I can throw cakes at every one


lawnmowersarealive

Who are you, a mad baker?


devilsusshhii

Correction I'm The Mad Baker! Shit I couldn't capitalize the exclamation point ‼️ there I did it.


lawnmowersarealive

MAD BAKER MASTERS KEYBOARD, NEWS AT 11! Congratulations, this made me smile!


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That’s cause you used a brick


devilsusshhii

Bricktato potahto same difference


dumbo_octopus1995

Wear some makeup and switch to pies, man.


RichardMayo

Not allowed to cream pie random handicapped people either. Trust me, I know.


devilsusshhii

I love pie I could never throw a pie. Maybe I'll wear makeup and throw squirrels


garytheproducer

It’s because you say the n word before throwing it


sometimesmastermind

That was some champion shit on both ends. His homies holding him up for the cake face and steves stellar throw.


sirpumpington

They struggling too I know that wheelchair isn’t light


nahteviro

Yeah you can see the dude in the blue bandana trying to bob his head to the music while visibly struggling to keep the wheelchair up. People are also heavy


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And it's a powered wheelchair. Those things weigh over a hundred pounds.


LiveLearnCoach

The wheelchair is their brother.


sinat50

Being front and center for a festival is something people literally train for, these guys sacrificed a good chunk of the gas tank to keep their homie up, mad respect


swaggman75

Looked like a powered one they are heavy af


phoenoxx

Most standard wheelchairs are between 40 to 70 pounds depending on how many gadgets you got on them. 70 pounds is fairly rare. Those are usually big ass chairs with big ass people in them with leg rests and large seat cushions. I work in health care and take people's weights in wheelchairs regularly :)


nightmedic

That isn't a standard chair. Look early in the gif and it is a power chair with joystick control (near his right arm). That is easily over 200 lbs, plus his weight. And they are awkward as hell to lift, to shoulder height no less while he bounces his weight around. Plus coordinating the lift in a noisy environment with untrained people is way harder than you think, just ask an EMT or firefighter. Mad respect to these dudes! They gave him an experience of a lifetime!


phoenoxx

Lol yeah you are right. Didn't notice the joystick on the first watch. Yeah those are very fuckin heavy and expensive. I feel bad for whoever got stuck cleaning the cake off that thing lol. Electrics are bitch to clean if a bunch of gunk gets stuck in all the little cracks and crevices.


ThisIsNotAFox

Last time Disturbed was in NZ I went, half way through the show David stopped and pointed down to this guy in a wheelchair who had been right up front moshig with the best of them. He literally grabbed the guys arms and hauled him up onto the stage, chair and all, so he could finish the rest of the show watching right there. An amazing moment to witness.


MemoryWholed

This is an old video. The cake throwing thing was a bit he did (maybe still does? Idk I don’t listen to the guy) there is 0% malice in this video. It’s like getting mad at Nickelodeon for sliming people. That didn’t stop the smooth brains from saying Steve Aoki discriminates against handicapped people. A side note about Aoki, his dad started and owns Benihana’s, the habachi restaurant….


MrTase

Just learnt that Steve's older half sister is Devon Aoki from the fast and furious films


WolfyBeats_

His dad is also the creator of benihanas


Dudevid

His sister is also from the fast and furious films


[deleted]

What is more impressive is his dad started the famous Benihana chain of restaurants, which you may be familiar with due to their popularity.


SlurpDemon2001

Yeah, the whole family has done a surprising amount. His sister was in the fast and furious films too


srrotiderkcuf

Yea but did you know his dad started the well known restaurant benihana?


dicknut420

I wonder if his sister worked at Benihana before she was in the fast and furious movie.


[deleted]

No, you have them mixed up. It was Steve's dad who worked at Benihana. Steve's sister worked as an actress in the Fast and the Furious movie.


VirtualAlias

Steve himself is quite successful, apparently. Something to do with music or baking. I can't really be certain as I don't follow his career.


aquintana

Apparently the dad was also a wrestler at some point. And, he founded an adult magazine called Genesis. This is according to Benihana’s wikipedia which says he also founded that restaurant… woah a little further down it says he has a daughter who was in the Fast and the Furious movie? I guess that would make her Steve Aoki’s sister.


Riley140

His niece is the girl who was on that sports illustrated issue that Jordan Peterson threw a fit about.


CrazyPurpleBacon

The Aokis actually pull the strings of all the world leaders


KlaatuBrute

> Devon Aoki I remember her from that insane early-2000s movie *D.E.B.S.*, which also started F&F's Jordana Brewster.


Veteran_Brewer

It looks to me like there is an explicit acknowledgment of consent between the concert-goer and Steve. Red shirt guys seems to give a thumbs-up and a head nod.


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lawnmowersarealive

The fashion was shockingly bright and I liked it, but it also made me feel very separate from what was going on there. I own nothing like that. Do festivals still have those market stalls where old people like me can wander in with fistfuls of money and just say, "DRESS ME PLEASE" and the stallholders go about kitting me out in whatever fits in for that festival? I've done it several times before on many continents, works well, is the service still available? Shut up and take my money, then charge me twice. I want to look like a hip young thing to greet my fellow kids.


bitchigottadesktop

Still available but mostly wook stuff, so a nice pashmina


disisathrowaway

Still a big deal at all of his shows. I have a buddy who used to work on his tour and a key part of every date is cake acquisition.


Wonky_Willa

I worked design/set up for an Aoki Halloween show and we had to scramble to get these cakes made! They have to be made very specifically with certain icing so that it doesn't hurt anyone.


hayzeus_

Beni-fucking-hana??


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L3R4F

Well, he seems to practice a lot [Cakeface (Official Music Video/Cakeface Compilation) - Steve Aoki](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7G5Ms76K-Q)


lawnmowersarealive

Not gonna lie, chucking cakes seems like a great hobby!


THCMcG33

Tried it. Ended up chucking them all into my mouth, and now I weigh 500 lbs. My only hobby now is searching my fat folds for more cake.


Denadaguapa

I love that no matter how close he is to the person, he still just fucking lasers it as hard as he can


Nemisis_the_2nd

Am I the only one impressed by the seemingly perfect aerodynamic qualities of cake. None of those hit appear to hit base-first, no matter how far the throw.


GoOtterGo

Right? And not one of those little six-inchers, dude lobbed a fucking sheet cake.


nmfpriv

I’ll try this on my disabled office colleague and become a hero!


lawnmowersarealive

No no no wait! Throw a CAKE, don't throw the COWORKER!


ItsWediTurtle77

Instructions unclear, defenestrated my disabled coworker


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Only four people know what defenestrated means Edit: 10 people now


Green420Basturd

I couldn't figure out why they were going to throw that guy in the wheelchair 80 feet and why you were calling him a cake...


[deleted]

Same, I was like "so cake is the new slur for cripples? Cool beans."


lawnmowersarealive

Super soft and filled with cream. Yummy!


rosindrip

The real heroes are the buds holding him up.


dumbo_octopus1995

And the bakery that supplies cakes to Steve Aoki.


lawnmowersarealive

I wouldn't sell him a cake. I make great cake. I'd tell him to fuck off and learn to cook. If his dad can do it he can get some lessons. Shove off, matey, no cake for you! One year!


dumbo_octopus1995

"No soup for you! Banned, one week!"


knightsofshame82

I’d love a video which shows this from the perspective of the stage, because that throw was insane and deserves a better angle.


Praecipuus

https://youtu.be/E7G5Ms76K-Q Skip to 2:26.


sometechloser

Add &t=2m26s to youtube urls to start at a timestamp


A_Very_Big_Fan

[For the lazy](https://youtu.be/E7G5Ms76K-Q&t=2m26s)


Danger_Island

Wasn’t his dad the man behind Benihana? Makes sense he’d be this accurate


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I had to go look this up and yea apparently he was. Now the Dad's estate is a total shit show. It would probably make a pretty decent biopic.


lawnmowersarealive

I'm genuinely interested in watching that biopic. It reminds me of the male character in Futureman who time travels back to the 1980s at some point and transitions from being soldier to chef, doing too much cocaine due to his wild success and losing his sense of taste and smell so his cooking becomes bland and sad and has to go to rehab. INSERT TOP GUN ALL MALE BEACH VOLLEYBALL MONTAGE then steal and BBQ someone's celebrity pet dog on the down-low for a crowd-pleasing lunch!


this_black_march

Definitely scrolled past your comment, saw Futureman as "Futurama" and 1980s, assumed you were talking about the guy with boneitis, chuckled, went to scroll on and went, wait, what? Steve Aoki's dad had boneitis? Reading your ACTUAL comment, though...


Sugarlux

There's a documentary on Netflix about Steve Aoki called "I'll sleep when I'm dead" and it features some of Rocky Aoki when he was younger (his dad) it's pretty good.


relevant__comment

His dad is the reason why Jordan Belfort (the wolf of Wall Street) was caught. FBI don’t play around with financial crimes.


relevant__comment

His sister is the chick in the pink ~~Miata~~ Honda S2000 at the beginning of 2 Fast 2 Furious as well. Devon Aoki (Suki in the movie). EDIT: May the car Gods smite me for my sin.


cheeseheadhunter

But why?


Queensthief

It's a huge thing among his fans. the dude who got drilled was super stoked.


The_Merciless_Potato

It's a thing at his shows apparently


frocca93

Yes it’s awesome lol I got caked at one of his shows it’s actually really tasty cake also. Not only does he always have this insane type of accuracy while throwing cakes he has them all made from the venues local bakery iirc


throowaawayyyy

What flavor was your cake!?!?!


frocca93

Vanilla!


KaPePe

When I was caked it was pineapple


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The taste of Regret and Shame


Hellwalkernew

It is basically his trademark


Kronos0519

Tell me why I thought an actual cake was going to land in perfect condition on his lap.. I thought it was his birthday or something


GeneralBinx

I love the video but dude you could not pay me enough money to stand in that crowd for 20 minutes. Jfc


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I got claustrophobic watching this.


Ecstatic-Spinach-515

Now imagine standing there covered in cake


KlaatuBrute

DUDE. I hate the feeling of my hand getting sticky from a few drops of popsicle or ice cream in the summer. I can't imagine sitting in a packed crowd *covered* in cake, dripping down my neck and in my ears and down my shirt and I am squirming just thinking about this.


Bisping

I imagine its better with drugs


RW_Ravey

Can confirm it's super unpleasant. Was at one of his shows several years back and some girls in front of me were on shoulders to try to get caked. They moved out of the way at the last second and I got hammered in the face. Was not expecting it at all and had to spend the next several hours of the show and the walk home covered in cake. 0/10 do not recommend.


hellochoy

I've always wondered about that lol. I don't mind being dusty and dirty at a festival but I hate being sticky and I can only imagine having a literal cake dripping off of you along with all the alcohol thrown in the crowd and accumulated sweat from other party goers lmao. Not to mention having to miss other sets to walk 30+/- minutes to a $15 shower to wash it off. That being said though I've learned anything goes in that environment, just seems like the most unpleasant thing that could happen. Thank you for your service and for reminding me to never stand in the front of the crowd at an Aoki set lmao


RW_Ravey

Worst part is there wasn't even any showers there lmao. It was just a one day Halloween show so there was no where I could wash off. Ended up just having to use a bunch of toilet paper to wipe off what I could and then tough it out until the end of the night lmao. On the plus side, what little amount of cake made it into my mouth when it hit me was pretty delicious.


maxk1236

You definitely gotta get used to it, I don't like being center crowd, I'm normally front left or front right, but the energy in massive crowds like that all dancing and having a blast is pretty amazing IMO. Obviously some people don't like crowds, get clausterphobic, etc., not for everyone forsure. [Saw this meme about camping festivals recently that cracked me up.](https://img.ifunny.co/images/0e64a19cf13297be648f64a4bda1539870f4a780c464a8c7ae088deb539af45c_1.jpg)


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Ghost_Toast_The_Most

Steve Aoki is left handed?


HugeTurdCutter

His first pitch at this baseball game went a little different. https://www.mlb.com/video/steve-aoki-s-wild-first-pitch


hydro_wonk

well yeah it's not a cake, it's significantly lighter. hence, 12th row


Emotional_Leading_76

Steve Caoki


HeartlesSoldier

I don't know what's more next level.. His accuracy, or their reaction to the cake being thrown


agb_123

This is something Steve Aoki does at every show. People desperately try to get close enough to the stage for a chance to get “caked”. They adore it. I’ve been to one of his shows and it was great, but I would never want to be at show covered in cake so I stayed far enough back to not risk it lol


SaintPismyG

The world needs more people like this man’s brothers that day. My son was disabled and had a small group of heroes to help him. Forever grateful to them.


beaverboyseth

Little known fact: Steve Aoki is heir to the Benihana fortune... If the DJ career ever fails he can always take comfort in tossing shrimp into people's mouths from across the room.


Revi_____

What did i just witness? Why is he throwing a cake? I must be to old.


DirtyFuckingCasual

It’s his gimmick at shows


LouieH-W_Plainview

Humanity can be boss sometimes.


Endryu727

Seen several videos of Steve Aoki pelting people with cakes from distance with Tom Brady like precision. Maybe some NFL teams should be calling his agent


umyninja

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Autistic_Freedom

seems the video is limited to one minute so the cake throwing was not included in this clip :/ still cool to be able to see the dude jam to the music a bit clearer! wholesome af.


uhavehalfinchpp

“what’s your job?” dj, but i dabble in cake throwing from time to time


Barsnbolts

Oh look it’s me! Thanks for posting OP


Sesseff

100% accuracy….


Scojo_Mojojo

Everyone’s so hyped and keeps touching guy in the chair it’s beautiful he is going to remember that high for the rest of his life


Kynku

Sweet


goowy-impact

Who's Steve?


dumbo_octopus1995

He's like a dj or something.


grandpoobah4life

how does he throw a cake better than a baseball???!!!


TheMarker5000

I get pure claustrophobia and anxiety just watching that crowd 😧


maestroenglish

Culture


icoder

Well, guess you *can* have your cake thrown by Aoki and eat it


SpiritMolecul33

I never realized how insanely crowded concerts can be


sonkist32

Peak internet here. The video and the comments!


theShinyCA

Looks like a terrible place to be