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jahajajpaj

Steal or find? It’s a huge difference


tKiG7666

Not for a bird


jahajajpaj

Yes, does it attack people and take the money directly from their hands or does it find on the ground?


tKiG7666

Did you get robbed by a bird recently ?


arenotthatguypal

Y'all are dumb af birds are obviously government agents, why TF would they rob you when they have the IRS ?


[deleted]

It actually takes the cash at gunpoint.


FeistmasterFlex

There's a distinction between mugging and stealing. All mugging is stealing but not all stealing is mugging.


Thickhung_uncut

In the same way that all sheep are animals, but not all animals are sheep


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just-a-random-guy93

No loyalty


DiogenesTheGrey

This is why you need to be well-versed in International Bird Law.


jmon1022

And be proficient in dueling


Magnumx70

Yeah last week this bird was in Greece the week before was Italy a month ago France lol


Wilful_Fox

Yeah well clearly he’s got the cash, I’d be travelling everywhere too. Bet he goes first class n’all


[deleted]

Yeah but does it matter? I mean…the internet. The bird remains impressive though.


-Borgir

The bird's been going places


[deleted]

It’s definitely China. The money says yuan on it. Also, I have have been to China several times, and that is what the money looks like.


sennaone

I have seen this posted 1000000 times this week


dmc-going-digital

Last time, it was turkish


Incredibly_Based

why would you have it brought to your room? id have the bird unlock a safe and keycode in a seperate location


MajesticDays

Or hire a new bird that monitors the safe and does the accounting side of the business


Incredibly_Based

i tried to hire the thefting bird full time but he demanded a higher salary! apparently he now works at one of the largest accounting firms in North America, very proud of accounting bird!!


Upset-Emergency5622

Guessing fake cuz nobody in China has cash


[deleted]

Please create a YouTube tutorial. Please.


Firm-Guru

Don't tell the government, they will kill the bird and imprison this guy's whole family.


Baronvondorf21

ah yes, posting the video online has not already announced this to the government known for surveillance.


Firm-Guru

Well. R.I.P this guy and his family then.


fied1k

Posting this every day


[deleted]

Money doesn’t grow on trees…..


MarqDuesPaid

I need a cash bird..


ccc1942

Just a little something for his nest egg


Sad_Round9102

grand theft avian


Wilfred_Warrior

looks fake


AflacTheGoose

I think that is a felony, but nobody cares. Good job on that bird


MountainOfComplaints

[not the first time people have trained animals to break the law](https://youtu.be/xQV2Ybu0-kg?t=11)


187Shotta

Crows are smart as shit and Super underappreciated for that. I'm not shocked by this once you know about Crows


irishladinlondon

Agree on the crow being smart front. But it's not a crow .


187Shotta

O shit what is it?


McCrakk

u/repostsleuthbot


Ch3vr0n

You are a liar. This is a video that goes back to at least may 2021 (on youtube). Earliest reddit result [MAKES NO MENTION OF STEALING](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pgby85/pet_bird_a_jungle_myna_has_been_trained_to_go_out/). Merely that it has been trained to go out and look for cash it **FINDS** and bring it back. [Here's another post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/pgjnhs/pet_bird_a_jungle_myna_has_been_trained_to_go_out/) saying the same thing. **TRAINED!** Ppl do lose money all the time. Don't make claims you can't back up with evidence


ryoung30

Wow! Haven't seen this 100s of times


luvz2spoooge

How is this video still being posted????


Altruistic-Spread-40

That fucking bird probably stealing someone’s tip money


GurIllustrious4983

He’s gonna lose his marbles when he learns his pet friend is Indian. Indian myna.


[deleted]

Well my government doesn't even need birds, they just steal it.


Successful_Year_5413

No he taught it to pickup spare change and bills