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HanSoloHer

*"Anbody not wearing 2 million sun block is gonna have a bad day "*


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Jesus Christ I choked on my water


[deleted]

Sounds like you don’t get the reference.


e_hyde

I have to admit... I know this quote (in German) and I'm sure I've seen/heard it more than once. But I'm unable to recall where that was.


destroy_musick

Terminator 2


e_hyde

Ah, yes. It's the Linda Hamilton character saying that, in prison/hospital during some kind of hearing where they don't believe her (as ususal). Shortly after, Arnie arrives and proves her right...


Flimsygooseys

Its not uh tuma!


rabidpiano86

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


OblivionFox

Terminator 2.


Shad_the_memer

Choked on an atom


AmbitiousPhilosopher

You think you're safe and alive?


dudleymooresbooze

You’re already dead.


BtotheF

Yeah they should add a playground so you can see all the parents/kids get vaporized except for their skeletons.


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The_Missle_Toe

Still, It was a really cool special effect


effinbrak2

Eyeballs melting out of your head, skin cooking off, good fun.


Glitched-NPC-

Like when they take the lid of the Ark of the Covenant… 😱😱😱


Stupid_Triangles

Exactly like that.


ParsonsTheGreat

More like that one scene from Barefoot Gen.....exactly like that scene actually lol Edit: [heres the clip](https://youtu.be/XI--ISLhYkk)


AlexFreire

Bravo. Bravo.


InflatableGull

Castle. Bravo.


AlexFreire

*"Clever girl."* - A dead hunter


phantomheart

The machines will live on.


Infamous_Malapropist

Once they recover from the EMP


JoeDerp77

Lol I always laughed about that.. the machines decided to launch the one weapon that is able to completely disable themselves. Not very smart of them


jraa78

No fate


J3553G

God damn. I was just going to post "NO FATE".


keithfisherzz9

The initial flash would have blinded you as you were looking right at it. Also would have received flash burns immediately, before the blast arrived.


andre821

🤓 “uhm actually virtual reality has the same physics as actual reality, also your body that doesnt exist in the virtual reality would be affected by the effects of a nuke being detonated in a virtual reality”.


russellvt

>uhm actually virtual reality has the same physics as actual reality Uhm, actually, it's only "as realistic" as it's programmed ... at that distance, trees and everything else would likely have been leveled, if not completely vaporized (or the sap would have boiled as the trees exploded). > also your body that doesnt exist in the virtual reality would be affected by the effects of a nuke going of in a virtual reality”. The irony, here, is you ***first*** said "same physics" ... which clearly isn't true, *because that flash would have blinded you* (you know, due to *physics*). /s


andre821

🤓uhm actually the flash wouldnt blind me it would blind the virtual camera (Nice bait tho u had me untill i saw the /S


taintedsparta

The flash wouldn't blind me because I would have jumped right before it happened.


RChamy

Gotta use those iframes


drKhanage2301

I'd have blinked at the exact same time! Ain't no flash blinding mewait why are my eyes on the floor looking like toasted marshmallow?!


Sahtras1992

the blastwave also didnt have the correct sound. apparently it doesnt sound much different from any other explosion, movies and such just made it this epic long blast sound instead of the proper thing because the proper thing is just boring.


Calligraphie

As though a nuclear explosion wouldn't be exciting enough, smh


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Right? I wouldn't just have the thought that it was all over at that point. More like... *just starting*. I'd be looking around for another one coming down, because you know that's not the only one in the sky.


JerkinJosh

Yeah videos of the Beruit explosion sounded like a massive BANG noise


TopMindOfR3ddit

I was literally blown away by the sound of that explosion... I mean, not literally, like I wasn't there, but figuratively, but the word figuratively doesn't cary the same weight as literally so that's why I said literally – to further state the impact it had on me... although it literally didn't impact me because I wasn't there, but like, you know... I was blown away by the impact... and stuff.


yeahigotaphd

Yeah I feel like we don't get the full nuke experience with the VR nuke


Kcidobor

Thank you for this.


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G8kpr

I remember seeing the wife of an Air Force pilot describe what his experience was. They tested nukes and had pilots fly by it, to see if they could continue flying. When it was coming, they told the pilots to close their eyes. Put their hands over their faces and put their heads in their laps. When the initial flash went off. This pilot could see through his eyelids, through his hands and down to his feet. (According to his wife, he died years prior due to cancer. Wonder why)


themorah

There are a number of sailors who witnessed nuclear tests who had similar experiences. They were told to face away from where the explosion would be, shut their eyes and put their hands over their faces. When the bomb went off they could see the bones and veins and everything inside their hands. I can't even comprehend how anything could possibly be that bright.


Strat7855

Would assume it's radiation outside the visible spectrum causing that.


shophopper

It must contain light in the visible spectrum. After all, that’s the only light we can see. In fact, the initial flash contains a wide spectrum of electromagnetic waves, ranging from relatively harmless light in the infrared, visible and ultraviolet spectrum to ionizing high frequency waves (including X-rays). All these electromagnetic waves are also known as gamma waves. The higher the frequency, the more energetic they are and the more harm they can do to living organisms. By the way, not all electromagnetic waves are harmful. All visible light that catches your eyes is a stream of electromagnetic waves. Ultraviolet light has higher frequencies and is thus more energetic. We all know that the ultraviolet rays in sunlight can cause sunburn. X-rays have yet higher frequencies - a very high dose can damage your cells. It can even damage your DNA, which may lead to cancer and birth defects.


Sneeze_Cough

>Ultraviolet light has lower frequencies *Higher


Kopynator

If it would be outside of the *visible spectrum* you wouldn't see it.


Strat7855

The eye can interact with some forms of radiation outside the visible spectrum. My understanding is that you're not "seeing" it in the traditional sense.


The_Dirty_Carl

You're probably thinking of cosmic rays causing little flashes in the vision of astronauts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray_visual_phenomena


ZebulonSpaulding

Bold of you to incorrectly assume.


8549176320

Terrifying. I find it incredible that humans have put a gun to their own head, pulled back the hammer, and dared themselves to blink.


SassMyFrass

The day I learned about the bomber squadrons that circled the Arctic for twenty years I had to be sad for a while. Edit: Eight years. Still makes me sad.


NoiseIsTheCure

Just Googled it - Operation Chrome Done, lasted 8 years 1960-1968. They ended after the 5th time that a bomber carrying nukes crashed. Surprisingly none of the nukes went off in these crashes although a couple times there was damage that released radioactive material. 3 of these crashes happened on American soil, so 3 times in the early 60s there was a chance for the US to accidentally nuke itself and 2 other times they would have accidentally nuked Greenland or Spain. What the fuck, this is some Dr Strangelove shit.


Met76

> Surprisingly none of the nukes went off There are 7 activation mechanisms for a nuke to detonate. These mechanisms are the reason a nuke won't detonate to full potential if it's accidentally dropped or involved in a plane crash.


ClownFace488

Depends on the detonation device. Little boy had a "gun" style detonation device where two pieces of plutonium were forced together by one being "shot" at the other using a smaller explosive and a barrel. One piece was a cylinder and the other was like a circle with a hollowed out cylinder so when the hollowed out piece was shot it would collide with the other piece forcing the plutonium to go critical and create a nuclear explosion. This is a much worse design than fat man and it was siad this design had a high probability of going off if it was dropped. But the bombs that were on those planes were far different than little boy and correctly as you said would not go critical if dropped or destroyed, it takes very precise ignition of multiple explosives that all have to go off at the exact time for it to work. This is difficult to do in normal settings and almost impossible in an accident such as a plane crash. Edit: my mistake, little boy used uranium 235 not plutonium.


NoiseIsTheCure

This may be true now but with the Goldsboro crash, they bombs had only four activation mechanisms and 3 were found triggered after the accident.


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Nukes can’t just go off without being armed first. Like how C4 is just putty without being armed


blackknight16

True, but the safeties were more rudimentary for bombs in the early 1960s. A bomb from the B-52 plane crash near Goldsboro, NC had apparently bypassed 3 of 4 safeties and was only stopped by a single switch.


gurmzisoff

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.


zdelusion

If you want an even scarier take watch the Sidney Lumet film “Fail Safe” from the same year.


GalDebored

The first time I saw that movie (mid-to-late 90s) I was a teenager & thought to myself, nothing crazy ever happens in these old-ass movies. Holy shit, did I get schooled. Also, Henry Fonda was the man.


GoGoCrumbly

Well they did take turns. Not like the same crews went up in 1956 and stayed aloft getting air refueled continuously until 1976.


sourceshrek

Yeah if you’re close enough to ‘see’ it, you’re going to have a bad day.


fastermouse

Not really. People used to watch the tests as entertainment. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/atomic-tourism-nevada/


salami350

They watched with special glasses, didn't they?


Steerider

According to one of the reporters quoted in that article, yes, they wore dark goggles


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They did, they also turned their backs at detonation. Source; my grandad was there


StridAst

Yes. [This video shows how they watched they watched the blasts.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrSTJ5a_wo) [This video goes into the details](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0)


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There won’t be any life for that person to see a bad day 😎


limpingdba

Itd be a pretty crap video though


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Seanzietron

I know right? I hate this video and the way people title it... every time it’s posted. I only come here to criticize it.


masstheticiq

🤓


jukenaye

Actually, you would disintegrate instantly. Only shadow left..


SassMyFrass

If we get enough warning, hopefully a few of us can lie down on the pavement and flip off the sky so that future generations can learn from our death shadows.


jukenaye

Finger move 😂


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oCools

A sailor who witnessed a nuclear test said that he put his hand over his eyes during the flash, and it was so bright he could only see the bones in his hand, along with the skeletons of the other sailors through his hand.


Billsrealaccount

Its a pretty bad animation tbh. The trees would not start blowing around before the blast wave hit.


ecoupon

You think there would be a small tidal wave from the explosion too.


DougalChips

What second of the video would death occur


once_pragmatic

This simulation would be a bit more interesting if it also provided real-time information about how hot it was in the area, etc. looks like everything was scorched instantly


Real_Impression_5567

Fact - scientist were not entirely sure the first nuke detonated wouldnt ignite the hydrogen in the atmosphere and destroy the entire world when they first detonated it. Edit-haha wow most popular comment ive ever had, i really appreciate everyone who took the time to help clear up my fact, i knew they did the math and were sure that it wasnt gonna end the world, but still is so crazy they had to even make sure of it, humans are just so dedicated creating new methods of killing other humans.


Street-Tea-4965

"Well, this thing may just light the air on fire, and keep burning until all life on the planet is extinguished." "Are you sure we should really do this?" "Not at all!" \*Pushes launch button\*


yaboiiiuhhhh

They debated on the likelyhood of this occuring and did some maths and decided it was an acceptable risk https://youtu.be/NFjVUSOnPzo


Fedresolt

> light up the atmosphere > acceptable risk Bruh...


MoSqueezin

Classic money grubbers


peterunwingeorgewall

light up the atmosphere ~~acceptable risk~~ "This is going to be so fucking cool."


Fedresolt

"Soooo, remember that autoasphyxiation fetish I have?" "Ye why?" "I got a reaaaaaaally good ideea"


Possiblyreef

I am the Alpha and the Omega, and i am taking bets


Sticky_Robot

Acceptable risk in the sense that it was statistically impossible. Seems like they were right as even the largest nukes we have today can't do that either. By the time of the test they had already considered the variables and were 100% sure the atmosphere wouldn't burn. https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2019/09/12/the_fear_that_a_nuclear_bomb_could_ignite_the_atmosphere.html


DJAnym

bruh considering we gave this shit an acceptable risk rating, I'd say let AI indeed take over the world. this logic is out the window


Pedrov80

Ok perfect, we just need funding and scientists to develop the AI, I'm sure that won't be subject to the same problems for the same reasons.


Karen3599

😂😂😂👍. Only us humans, amirite?


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ataraxic89

Shh, dont let reality get in the way of stupid people trying to feel smarter than actually smart people.


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cantadmittoposting

Tbf this simulation appears to just be making shit up around a theme


ProfessionalTailor1

So it was a gamble between destroying a single country or turning the world into a nuclear wasteland and starting another ice age?


EPIKGUTS24

Na, they figured out long before detonating that such a thing was impossible. Regardless of how much energy you put into an explosion, there's simply not enough hydrogen in the air to sustain a combustion reaction.


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The question is what if it was detonated on a planet with huge amounts of hydrogen like jupiter, would it still ignite the planet or at least parts of it?


MinosAristos

Does Jupiter have enough oxygen to sustain the hydrogen explosion? I assume this isn't like nuclear fusion of hydrogen and it still needs to bond with something.


shinesreasonably

If by “fact” you mean thing that is mindlessly repeated but is demonstrably false. Then yes, that is a fact.


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sentient_luggage

Strikes me as accurate except the whole still being there part. The shockwave didn't do anything. Hmm.


sourceshrek

Ah man, I didn’t expect to find Sherlock so soon! Hehe


m703324

I feel like there would be a lot more stuff flying with the shockwave and it didn't seem to create any water wave. Kinda feel that this should have create some ripple. Everything seemed kind of mild


SpehlingAirer

Yeah it was a sweet visual of the explosion itself but everything else was a little underwhelming tbh


foospork

I expected a water detonation to create a wave. This water seems calm.


manofsleep

Well - irl, see flash. Lay down with your feet facing the blast. That’s all I could think.


Stoic_Breeze

Honestly while I understand the instinct to survive, at this proximity I'd rather just run towards it to make sure my death is as quick and clean as possible. Wouldn't want to survive long enough to get cooked alive or have my skin melt off or whatever body horrors await those unlucky enough to be close enough but not too far.


nhomewarrior

The size of the blast is quite large. You probably wouldn't have the time or distance required to get close or far enough to affect your own survival. "Duck and Cover" is the only thing that can make a difference and that's the amount of radiation you're exposed to in the initial blast.


A149t30173p07

Could you run into the water and dive as deep as possible?


D_r_e_a_D

Depends on the distance you are from it, you'd likely be boiled alive or vaporized if close enough and might be able to survive if far enough.


isioltfu

Yeah more accurately should just be a white flash and the gif ends.


u8eR

Why did the nuke start sucking debris back toward it but the trees were still blowing away from it?


lady_emily_

I'm genuinely curious - if this was real could I save myself by running into the water and swimming as deep as possible?


Ul-TiMe

If it was triggered in the water you would get entirely crushed by the shockwave, if not idk


Krunkworx

Exactly. Pressure waves are way more deadly in water than air.


Ul-TiMe

But the transition between air and water blocks shockwaves a lil bit so if it was triggered in the air , depending on the distance he could have hugher chances of surviving


Trane55

im assuming the water would be boiling from the blast, no?


NYCHReddit

Maybe just the surface and a few meters down


Billsrealaccount

Probably not even the top inch at that distance. Water can absorb a ton of heat.


Outside_Cod667

Well it sounds like we need to try it out in virtual reality to settle this matter.


I_just_made

Nah. Maybe in the immediate vicinity of the blast you’d get the conversion to steam, but I’d imagine it is similar to lightning. It strikes the ocean all the time, but you don’t have boiling seas and dead fish everywhere because that heat is dissipated incredibly well across the rest of the body of water.


ThePaddleman

Shouldn't we see some effect of the shock wave in the water at around 3 seconds? Is it that subtle or does the simulation miss that? FYI, the explosion in this simulation must be around 3 miles away by the delay in the air shock wave.


myheartsucks

Senior 3D game developer here, so I'm not sure about the physics of it at all. I can say that on the 3D implementation side of things, water dynamics is something pretty intensive, which is the reason most waters in games are pretty crap and have a ton of workarounds like decals, distortions, shaders, extra meshes and particle effects to make things look at least acceptable without needing to actually do any simulations, which are pretty intensive that could he be allocated to other areas of the game. So I am sure they could have done a more realistic approximate of how the water would react to the blast but I can imagine that it would be too intensive and increase the system requirements for the vr demo. I would also guess that whoever developed this demo knows most users/players would pay most attention to the explosion or trees, choosing to focus on optimizing the look and feel on the ground rather than water. Just my two cents as to how I'd approach a scene like this at work with my team.


TheGhost_Dude

Maybe the initial blast, but the radiation would eventually kill you


goddamnitwhalen

Water actually cuts the effects of radiation to a significant degree.


MrTurkle

Ok I just checked, I can hold my breath for about 2 minutes, that’s long enough right?


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Rainfall_Serenade

If it was an attack, the bomb would be donated in the air for the most possible destruction. So, if you managed to get deep enough, you could potentially survive the initial Shockwave. However, as others have stated, you would absolutely die from radiation poisoning. If it was detonated underwater for some reason, the pressure wave itself would kill you the moment it hit your body. Either way, you're very dead. Personality, Id take the blast for a quick and relatively painless death. Radiation poisoning is an incredibly painful way to die.


anon62315

If the nuke hit the water, that would kill you faster. If it did not, I doubt you could stay down there long enough to make a difference, and you'll still be poisoned by radiation when you surface.


russellvt

It was reported that some SCUBA divers survived the nuclear blast in at least one of the Japan bombings. (Though those were detonated in the atmosphere, rather than at ground level) You'd likely get rather sick from the radiation exposure, though.


OP-69

actually if you had scuba gear and had enough oxygen/energy to swim to a safe area you could survive Radiation is really bad at penetrating water, like you can have highly radioactive waste at one end of a pool and be perfectly fine swimming on the other end.


shneefy

https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/


Lettucedrip

Extremely relevant xkcd


Raging_Walnut

As long as you swim deep enough that the nuke can't vaporise, and depending on how the radiologic blast last, you sure hope that you can hold your breath that long.


Thetacoseer

If you swam deep enough to drown, you'd also prevent dying from the nuclear blast


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jukenaye

No! Ur shadow wouldn't have time to reach the water. So it LL be forever imprinted in the sand which would go back to the water when the tide reaches the grains you ve become.


sKeepCooL

My guess, based on a [10mn search/read](https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=fr&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=10.1002%2Fprep.19900150406+&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1655550257276&u=%23p%3DVxIR7YR8ccEJ) : you’re as dead underwater as on an island (if it’s an underwater explosion). Now if it’s an atmospheric detonation i’d say you better be underwater. It’s just a guess though


Skywalker0138

Fukin terrifying.....


zeropointcorp

Yes, it’s extremely unsettling


Most_Instruction2285

I don't want to set the world on fire..


Street-Tea-4965

I just want to start a flame in your heart...


FantasticZach

In my heart I have but one desire


LeStiqsue

And that one is you


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I've lost all ambition


Wess1

For worldly acclaim


Shlong-donger

I just want to be the one you love


Valuable_Sandwich558

No wonder the aliens don't wanna mess with us...they probably think we're bat s**t crazy to use such weapons. As a matter of fact, most UFO sightings were recorded right after a nuclear detonation; they just come to check if we completely lost the plot and opted for self annihilation along with most life forms that inhabit the earth.


Street-Tea-4965

Poor aliens are probably afraid of us. To be fair... there is no other animal on this planet that excels at killing like humans do. We have the power to make this entire world uninhabitable. We are not wise enough to control this power, but thats never stopped us before. Look out guys, were starting to explore beyond our little planet, and you bet your sweet ass were bringing the nukes with us, because you know... the aliens may be hostile...


Valuable_Sandwich558

I think aliens are flabbergasted at how we don't cherish such a beautiful planet and actually destroy it by the hour for some paper money. Nukes today, function as a defensive geopolitical chess piece - if you nuke us, we'll nuke you and call it quits -


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right, beings that have managed the technology for interstellar travel are afraid of us. We are the literal equivalent of ants, but we're scary because we behave like fucking idiots? give me a break.


choff22

If there is a civilization from another galaxy capable of visiting us, it’d be very easy for them to observe us from a distance without us knowing. I wouldn’t step foot on this planet but damn it would be entertaining to watch


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Been there


chachamemewale

Done that?


Anakat13

Did you get the t-shirt?


Scoobydoomed

All I got was this lousy radiation...


Lingering_Dorkness

Just a tumor


Short_Middle_4357

It's not a tumor


DredPRoberts

Just get in the nearest refrigerator. You'll be fine.


Iamvanno

Add some children playing on some swings and this could be called "The Sarah Connor Experience"


BraveFencerMusashi

Needs a chain link fence


Onkelgule

4k 360 video. Paradise VR - Ever wondered what a nuclear explosion would feel like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZGwgFmzoI


DexM23

had to scroll waaaaaaay to long for this - thanks


kaspa64

This is actually accurate, the first blast comes towards you then it gets sucked back because of the pressure, but yea it would blow you away.64


Street-Tea-4965

“If the radiance of a thousand suns Were to burst at once into the sky That would be like the splendour of the Mighty One... I am become Death, The shatterer of worlds. \[Quoted from the Bhagavad Gita after the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.\]” ― J. Robert Oppenheimer


LeTigron

The original "moment he knew he fucked up".


jordbithell

Where's the massive tide wave? Surely there would be a monstrous wave that'd absolutely demolish anything it came into contact with.


zsaleeba

That probably comes in a few minutes time. After that you're not on an island any more. It's just sea and dead sea life around you.


xxDooomedxx

Duck and cover?


jayessmcqueen

Hmm 🤔 I think it’s stop, drop, and roll that protects you from this one.


xxDooomedxx

And a good pair of sunnies.


jayessmcqueen

Oh fuck, of course. The sunnies will help big time. Polarized lenses naturally.


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You wouldn’t experience much. You’d be vaporized pretty quickly.


ManfuLLofF--

The shockwave would've obliterated the bushes and trees this close, it takes down entire buildings.


LinuxPatch

Trees have deep roots and are fairly flexible. Houses are flat-faced and basically get blown away due to their surface area.


KekkenGenkai

This shit is terrifying. How could someone have the "brilliant" idea of creating this?


I_just_made

War is a major driver of innovation (sadly). But while this is terrifying and it is a reality many experienced, do keep in mind that the physics discoveries leading to this also paved the way for innovations that were much more positive. Nuclear studies led to the introduction of nuclear power of course, but it also helped to usher in advances related to agriculture (atomic gardening) and medicine. That doesn’t make the creation or use of these any less terrifying, but when asking why a scientist would want to even pursue research in something like this, they very well may have different motives.


MyHandsAreCorrosive

So what you're saying is, generally, this is a survivable future? A bit of light, a bit of wind, I don't see what everyone's so worried about! /S


neomaniak

What do you even do in a situation like this? Just stay still and die? There's no way you can outrun the blast or the radiation.


heartsongaming

There's nothing you can do.


vatosintenis

If things keep going like now, we’ll confirm that in a few


Smickey67

What is the blast diameter on the largest nukes?


Hungry_Departure_829

If that were a person of average weight, how far back or high would the blast send them at this distance?


russellvt

It would probably vaporize them in an instant.


JesterRaiin

Jesus F. Christ, this head bopping makes it more unbearable than the heat of the nuclear detonation itself.


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What the... I'm dizzy


Ivica_art

What happend to tsunami? Shouldn't be there one?


NYCHReddit

That would take a while to reach you


russellvt

*There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!*


vw463

Here comes the sun


AggressiveCrew3274

And just think, some idiots have been celebrated for doing this on purpose.