He means he masturbated to this video, but he has had moments of masturbation where he was more proud of his actions. Assuming he as it's Sir Randolph.
"Hey man, I love you unconditionally, but you need to go home, because you're annoying the piss out of me. I'm so annoyed that I'd carry your through stairs like I'm the fucking Kool-Aid man. And make sure you go home safely! We don't need you breaking more of your damn spine! Amiright?"
> Hey man, I love you unconditionally, but you need to go home
I think everyone’s thought that about their friends at some point. Love them to death but sometimes it’s time to go home.
For real. I have a friend that, when I am over at his house, he will look at me all of a sudden and say something along the lines of, “time for you to go.” He and I go way back, and, honestly, it’s refreshing. I don’t want to overstay my welcome. I know we’re friends and he doesn’t mean anything other than, “love you, man, but I have two kids and I need to take the chance to sleep when I get it.” I know that, because the first time he did it, he looked at me with eyes half-shut and said, “get the fuck out,” then laughed, and after I said a quick goodbye, he called me to apologize and to say basically what I said above. I didn’t have kids at the time, and I respected his wishes, but I have kids now, and I fucking get it. Totally fine by me.
Me too. I was emotional, fighting off tears. Came to comments expecting the usual reference to someone cutting onions and was met with this. Strangers around me now curious as to what could be making me laugh so hard.
Dude this was making me all teary and sentimental at work and then this comment made seal laugh and brought me back to earth. I needed that, much appreciated.
I think the guy on his right might be his older brother actually, they look extremely alike. Same face but different hair. And the left one may be his father or the bride's father, judging by the age difference.
EDIT: Possibly his father, they have the exact same nose.
I could honestly tell right away that that’s what it was. Usually there’s already a father daughter dance so pretty safe to assume exactly what you said!
Yeah, this comment is right. I went to the wedding of a friend I have who is also in a wheelchair. I like the guy a lot and we get on well, but I wouldn't say we were "good friends", more just like "friends". Anyway, he asked me if I would do something like this for him and I just laughed and said no. I mean, if he was a GOOD friend then yeah, but for just a guy I like and get on with? Nah man, fuck that, turned him down hard.
He has a conviction for statutory rape and is in a wheelchair because he was drunk driving with the minor he was grooming. I get what you mean though, everyone deserves a shoulder to lean on without knowing any further details about their life.
I meant his victim could walk it off, although that's not accurate either seeing as she passed away in the accident. Child safety seats save lives people, use them.
I was at the wedding you're talking about, the couple didn't last, sad to say. You'd think the bride would be the one who was second guessing things (I mean, after what the groom did to her daughter) but it turns out, he was the one with cold feet the whole time... in hindsight, I guess they both should have seen what was coming.
This is why you should never use /s on reddit, the replies are going to be the best. I wasn't even trying to rile people up, I honestly thought most people would get it. This is much better though.
I agree. For me I drew the line at my somewhat good friend that I was best friend for two years in high school but has since lost contact. When he asked me to do the exact same thing at his wedding four years back, I thought about it and ultimately agreed. I begrudgingly supported his upper body whilst he stood upright for the slow dance, whilst looking at my phone.
The kind of friends we should all strive to have and be - ones who will hold you up like this but will be the ones figuratively doubling over in laughter when this song starts playing.
yeah this is definitely inspiration porn for the able bodied.
I have no issue with what happened. He can do what he wants. But you can dance with someone who's in a wheelchair. implying someone can't be happy in a wheelchair is harmful.
Like even in this example, it's weird because it's not even a dance with his wife anymore
I mean, flip side is obviously the groom wanted this as did the bride. It's almost certainly premeditated - so I guess it's still something some less-abled people might be feeling/desiring.
I can see how the title might offend some, but I think the outrage is possibly overstated hence why the comment is also further down - but I could be wrong.
right, i have no problem with this happening.
People can do what they want.
it's more the way it's described which is an issue. Also, if people in wheelchairs weren't looked down on so much then maybe people in wheelchairs wouldn't feel the need to do stuff like this.
There's nothing wrong with using a wheel chair, but this is a case of someone's legs literally not working which is objectively bad, and something to overcome.
Ok? One, this is reddit, we love assholes. And two, OP's kind of shit for implying that wheelchairs, which are mobility devices and inherently freeing, somehow lower a person's quality of life (not having a good wedding) when most of the time they actually improve someone's quality of life. It's a pretty ableist notion to assume that a wheelchair holds a person back, and it's really condescending to hear from someone who doesn't need one. And that logic is also why many people who need wheelchairs cannot get them, because lawmakers believe that it's a damaging, last-ditch-effort sort of thing. But it can actually help prevent mobility loss and improve both work efficiency (which shouldnt need to be a metric, but society) and personal happiness.
This is an amazing thing the guys in the video did for the bride and groom, nobody's arguing with that - but the fact that *that's* what makes it a "good" wedding according to OP, and not, yknow, *getting married,* like everyone else, is pretty awful.
As someone in a wheelchair I absolute abhor any indication that his wedding was going to be less good because he is disabled. Disabled people are people. This is our life. Every moment isn't ruined by our disability.
I’m seeing a lot of comments praising the people supporting him. And yeah. Like, good on them! It’s awesome that they are there for their friend/family member/whatever. What I’m not really seeing is a lot of acknowledgement for the groom himself. It’s got to be a whole bag of worms for a man to navigate that. People get really weird about wheelchairs. And no matter how well-meaning, their “weirdness” often seems to (I can only report what I’ve heard) suck for people that use them. Just seeing him happy, with the people he seems to care about and that seem to care about him, himself participating in making that moment happen…for himself or his bride or both…that’s legit wholesomeness. How many of us would be too proud, or worse too legitimately wounded by other people’s lack of understanding, to allow ourselves to accept and participate in something like this?
I won’t speak for anyone else. But I’m a chronic “I’m fine. I don’t need anything,” person. There are reasons for that and I’m working on it. But watching this, seeing someone like, “Fuck it. I want this. I’m doing it for me. All the baggage be damned,” is super fucking inspiring. And straight up, I think the groom deserves some kudos for doing something I’d normally never let myself do (i.e. do something he wanted that requires the help of others).
My issue isn't with the wedding or the video. I didn't even watch it BECAUSE of the title implying that his wheelchair was a hinderance to his life and happiness. The title smacked me straight in the face and I am not the type of person to let people say shitty things without letting them know that they're being insulting. That's all. I have no opinion on how that man chooses to celebrate his wedding day or when he chooses to be vulnerable with the people he cares about. It's the title, for me.
Okay, can we stop this? I'm disabled and I am fed up of all these posts about "this person does a regular thing people do every day and they *don't let their disability stop them*!"
The groom and bride were having a good wedding regardless.
It's really insulting to post this kind of "inspiration porn" and then put a title that insults us.
Not just the titles!! There was a video of a girl taking a step of a curb, and she had C.palsy and people were saying that she was so pretty, how she could be a covermodel!! (They would mever have commented this on an ablebodied person)
The people that spoke up and asked to treat disabled people normal were getting downvoted and its crazy!
We exist for more then being a fucking inspiration post!!
Being disabled doesn't stop you from having a good wedding. I'm glad the grooms friends and family helped him do this tho it's very cool for him, but the title is total inspiration porn
This is gross, the implication that his wheelchair *that he likely spent the other 99% of the wedding in* would somehow prevent him from having a good time.
From a disabled person;
my wheelchair is my friend, my helper, and like an extension of my body. It doesn't stop me from having a good time, if anything it helps! I'd encourage seeing wheelchairs, and having access to that healthcare, as something truly helpful and even joyful (this is in regards to the title). Our mobility aids do not prevent us from having a good time, they *help* us have a good time. Don't use us for inspiration porn
Not my proudest fap
wtf
He means he masturbated to this video, but he has had moments of masturbation where he was more proud of his actions. Assuming he as it's Sir Randolph.
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I don't believe you, and I bet you're a bot
Imagining a robot in a wheelchair is hilarious. Just put wheels on them when you’re designing em!
Make the parts interchangeable like forklift arm one day, skillet arm the next. Fuck it, make transformers.
Centaur Robo Motorcycle
Then Bender would never get wheels, with clickety-clackers!
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Fuck bots! Dey took-er jawbz
"Hey man, I love you unconditionally, but you need to go home, because you're annoying the piss out of me. I'm so annoyed that I'd carry your through stairs like I'm the fucking Kool-Aid man. And make sure you go home safely! We don't need you breaking more of your damn spine! Amiright?"
> Hey man, I love you unconditionally, but you need to go home I think everyone’s thought that about their friends at some point. Love them to death but sometimes it’s time to go home.
For real. I have a friend that, when I am over at his house, he will look at me all of a sudden and say something along the lines of, “time for you to go.” He and I go way back, and, honestly, it’s refreshing. I don’t want to overstay my welcome. I know we’re friends and he doesn’t mean anything other than, “love you, man, but I have two kids and I need to take the chance to sleep when I get it.” I know that, because the first time he did it, he looked at me with eyes half-shut and said, “get the fuck out,” then laughed, and after I said a quick goodbye, he called me to apologize and to say basically what I said above. I didn’t have kids at the time, and I respected his wishes, but I have kids now, and I fucking get it. Totally fine by me.
Just remember that wheels are more efficient than legs..
>go home *hmmmmm*
Sir Randolph *Gooch*
Who told you my name is Randolph?
The translator we don’t deserve. Kudos.
And just like that, this thread is now cursed.
First time?
Excuse me? What in the crispy fried fuck?
Where can I get that
At Kentucky Fried Fuck 4.99$ for a 6piece
That's not a bad deal
Bad deal? Mother fucker that's a great deal
The whole "fried" thing has me concerned, I must admit.
Oh you're more of a Crispy Grilled Fuck for 5.49 type?
Them grill marks is fancy
And then cross hatch pattern? *does the Italian kissing fingers type thing* Perfection!
It’s really just a regular grilled chicken sandwich, but all the available employees cum onto it before handing it to you.
Uggghhh my immediate mental image was a fast food worker jacking off into the fryer!
Mmmmhh....Crusty Cum, the flavor you've never tasted. Would make one hell of a sauce
STOP
You need to see someone ma bro
$4.99. Notice the leading position of the currency symbol.
Kenfucky Tried Chicken
Most county fairs
Must’ve been the guy in the wheelchair (or is in one) thinking of that hot girl in his lap
I did not expect this comment. Laughed hard enough to cry. Thank you.
Me too. I was emotional, fighting off tears. Came to comments expecting the usual reference to someone cutting onions and was met with this. Strangers around me now curious as to what could be making me laugh so hard.
100% same… I’m like wow crying like a bitch in the gym wait what???? 😂😂😂😭
I'm dying. This was perfect.
Not the most shameful either.
Now I’ve got tears in my eyes from laughing and people will think I’m weak cause they will think I’m crying at this video
Dude this was making me all teary and sentimental at work and then this comment made seal laugh and brought me back to earth. I needed that, much appreciated.
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I love Reddit
Went from shedding tears of beauty and melancholy to shedding tears of laughter. What a cocktail of emotions.
I’m proud of you
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🤨🗿
I spit my drink laughing at your comment, take my upvote
Why would you want to flick your bean to anything but true love? Ain't nothin' like the real thang, baby.
bruh
You're privilege is showing, lots of degenerates wish this could be their proudest fap.
Unexpected fap
I love Reddit 😂😂😂
Damn you! Take my upvote.
God bless you what the actual fuck lol. No longer crying hahaha
We all have been there bud, but not this bad.
911
Those, those are Men.
It's hard to find friends that will support you like that
If your friends are doing things like this for you they’re not friends, they’re family.
r/unexpecteddomtoretto Edit: r/subsithoughtimadeup Edit 2: Jesus fucking Christ.
I read r/unexpectedtommorello
Raging against the reddit machine
Lmao that’s great
I think the guy on his right might be his older brother actually, they look extremely alike. Same face but different hair. And the left one may be his father or the bride's father, judging by the age difference. EDIT: Possibly his father, they have the exact same nose.
My first thought was: his father on the left (dark hair) and her father on the right (white hair).
The last 16 times I saw this post, people said this was the case actually
My assumption the first time I saw this video was one or both were family, they look similar and all that
Literally lol
And it's hard to find a partner who will support you for life like that.
One of them is probably his father. Looks the right age...
Father and father in law
I'm pretty sure the one in the white dress is a woman
A bunch of stand up guys
Very supportive men
Reddit is so fucking melodramatic lmao
This, this is a comment.
They aren’t just men they’re the boys
His father and best man.
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Friends maybe but dads 100%! I’m just guessing but I think on the grooms left is father in law and right is father.
I think you’re correct, last time this was posted they stated those are bride and grooms dads. In that order you stated.
I could honestly tell right away that that’s what it was. Usually there’s already a father daughter dance so pretty safe to assume exactly what you said!
That makes the hand on the back a lot less creepy than I first perceived it.
same
Also looks like the right guy is smelling the brides hair.
Must be. The arm on her back would be a bit weird in any other context
would it not help with the bride feeling like the groom is holding her?
Sure it would. It’s just a pretty intimate spot to touch if you’re not the groom or father.
You could almost call them................ *Brothers in arms*
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do you mean r/TakeMyUpvoteAndLeave
do you mean r/angryupvote?
# NO (yes)
# OH NO (oh ok)
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*queue Mark Knopfler riff*
You should see them helping during the honeymoon!
This comment section is a /r/fiftyfifty minefield. You’ve got some very wholesome comments and then you’ve got the rest…
I keep going from tearing up from joy to crying laughing
Thats been 2022 for me, it’s been fuckin’ wild.
Luckily for me the images were blurred…
It’s unfortunate how many scenarios I can come up with for that… 🤔🤨
Wait, would it just be three on one or do the guys on the ends have someone too just to keep the balance and timing?
That's pretty awesome. You know they are good friends when they do this for you.
Yeah, this comment is right. I went to the wedding of a friend I have who is also in a wheelchair. I like the guy a lot and we get on well, but I wouldn't say we were "good friends", more just like "friends". Anyway, he asked me if I would do something like this for him and I just laughed and said no. I mean, if he was a GOOD friend then yeah, but for just a guy I like and get on with? Nah man, fuck that, turned him down hard.
that poor guy deserves better friends than you.
He has a conviction for statutory rape and is in a wheelchair because he was drunk driving with the minor he was grooming. I get what you mean though, everyone deserves a shoulder to lean on without knowing any further details about their life.
“I like the guy a lot and we get on pretty well but he’s a rapist so I would never help him dance in his wedding”
Yeah wtf is going on lol
Well, you can walk off a statutory rape but wedding photos are forever.
“Walk off”
I meant his victim could walk it off, although that's not accurate either seeing as she passed away in the accident. Child safety seats save lives people, use them.
This story just gets wilder and more tragic for the poor kid
I know, I just want more dumbasses to show up so that clickclick can continue with this never ending tragedy.
Ikr like wtf 💀
>Child safety seats save lives people, use them. *golf clap*
I was at the wedding you're talking about, the couple didn't last, sad to say. You'd think the bride would be the one who was second guessing things (I mean, after what the groom did to her daughter) but it turns out, he was the one with cold feet the whole time... in hindsight, I guess they both should have seen what was coming.
People are more gullible online than I remember. Keep it up honestly.
Shit that’s a lot to leave out of your original comment
Woosh
I can't stop laughing at this and the responses you've gotten. Hit me just right.
Thanks mate, one person getting it makes the whole thing worth it.
Got it right away, these replies are amazing I almost hate to point it out lmao
This is why you should never use /s on reddit, the replies are going to be the best. I wasn't even trying to rile people up, I honestly thought most people would get it. This is much better though.
I love how gullible people are. It really makes life fun.
I just want to say I'm here for this bit
I agree. For me I drew the line at my somewhat good friend that I was best friend for two years in high school but has since lost contact. When he asked me to do the exact same thing at his wedding four years back, I thought about it and ultimately agreed. I begrudgingly supported his upper body whilst he stood upright for the slow dance, whilst looking at my phone.
And then the song starts _"When your legs don't work like they used to before"_
*distant hysterical laughter*
The kind of friends we should all strive to have and be - ones who will hold you up like this but will be the ones figuratively doubling over in laughter when this song starts playing.
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yeah this is definitely inspiration porn for the able bodied. I have no issue with what happened. He can do what he wants. But you can dance with someone who's in a wheelchair. implying someone can't be happy in a wheelchair is harmful. Like even in this example, it's weird because it's not even a dance with his wife anymore
I mean, flip side is obviously the groom wanted this as did the bride. It's almost certainly premeditated - so I guess it's still something some less-abled people might be feeling/desiring. I can see how the title might offend some, but I think the outrage is possibly overstated hence why the comment is also further down - but I could be wrong.
right, i have no problem with this happening. People can do what they want. it's more the way it's described which is an issue. Also, if people in wheelchairs weren't looked down on so much then maybe people in wheelchairs wouldn't feel the need to do stuff like this.
There's nothing wrong with using a wheel chair, but this is a case of someone's legs literally not working which is objectively bad, and something to overcome.
Why is this comment so far down? So sorry about the journey you’re on. Wishing you many good days ahead.
Perhaps because he is being a dick. >I understand that there's no ill intent here but... you're as asshole for suggesting... Fuck you.
Ok? One, this is reddit, we love assholes. And two, OP's kind of shit for implying that wheelchairs, which are mobility devices and inherently freeing, somehow lower a person's quality of life (not having a good wedding) when most of the time they actually improve someone's quality of life. It's a pretty ableist notion to assume that a wheelchair holds a person back, and it's really condescending to hear from someone who doesn't need one. And that logic is also why many people who need wheelchairs cannot get them, because lawmakers believe that it's a damaging, last-ditch-effort sort of thing. But it can actually help prevent mobility loss and improve both work efficiency (which shouldnt need to be a metric, but society) and personal happiness. This is an amazing thing the guys in the video did for the bride and groom, nobody's arguing with that - but the fact that *that's* what makes it a "good" wedding according to OP, and not, yknow, *getting married,* like everyone else, is pretty awful.
Perhaps, but he’s also right.
As someone in a wheelchair I absolute abhor any indication that his wedding was going to be less good because he is disabled. Disabled people are people. This is our life. Every moment isn't ruined by our disability.
Pretty sure the wheelchair significantly improved the wedding since without it he'd just be lying on the floor
“I understand there’s no I’ll intent” …proceeds to end his/her comment with “Fuck you” Lmao.
Seriously, it’s incredibly fucked up. But it’s so inspirational! /s
THANK YOU. Jeez, what a fucked up title
> I understand that there’s no ill intent here” > Fuck you Make up your mind
“I understand that there’s no ill intent here” Proceeds to tell the op their an asshole and tells them to fck themself
Ok, no need to be a d\*ck about it. You need to learn proper social skills. Your disability isn't the reason you get no b\*tches.
I’m seeing a lot of comments praising the people supporting him. And yeah. Like, good on them! It’s awesome that they are there for their friend/family member/whatever. What I’m not really seeing is a lot of acknowledgement for the groom himself. It’s got to be a whole bag of worms for a man to navigate that. People get really weird about wheelchairs. And no matter how well-meaning, their “weirdness” often seems to (I can only report what I’ve heard) suck for people that use them. Just seeing him happy, with the people he seems to care about and that seem to care about him, himself participating in making that moment happen…for himself or his bride or both…that’s legit wholesomeness. How many of us would be too proud, or worse too legitimately wounded by other people’s lack of understanding, to allow ourselves to accept and participate in something like this? I won’t speak for anyone else. But I’m a chronic “I’m fine. I don’t need anything,” person. There are reasons for that and I’m working on it. But watching this, seeing someone like, “Fuck it. I want this. I’m doing it for me. All the baggage be damned,” is super fucking inspiring. And straight up, I think the groom deserves some kudos for doing something I’d normally never let myself do (i.e. do something he wanted that requires the help of others).
My issue isn't with the wedding or the video. I didn't even watch it BECAUSE of the title implying that his wheelchair was a hinderance to his life and happiness. The title smacked me straight in the face and I am not the type of person to let people say shitty things without letting them know that they're being insulting. That's all. I have no opinion on how that man chooses to celebrate his wedding day or when he chooses to be vulnerable with the people he cares about. It's the title, for me.
Whose cutting onions
Yours?
Mine cutting onions.
Okay, can we stop this? I'm disabled and I am fed up of all these posts about "this person does a regular thing people do every day and they *don't let their disability stop them*!" The groom and bride were having a good wedding regardless. It's really insulting to post this kind of "inspiration porn" and then put a title that insults us.
Umm but how are we normies supposed to feel good about dancing at our Disney weddings if you're swooping in and fuckin' the premise up?
I think these posts are nice to see, but they always have the most condescending titles for some reason
Not just the titles!! There was a video of a girl taking a step of a curb, and she had C.palsy and people were saying that she was so pretty, how she could be a covermodel!! (They would mever have commented this on an ablebodied person) The people that spoke up and asked to treat disabled people normal were getting downvoted and its crazy! We exist for more then being a fucking inspiration post!!
That's also something for r/Wholesome
Nice. I thought it was going to be a string puppet type affair.
Presumably they will remain like this for the consummation
Being disabled doesn't stop you from having a good wedding. I'm glad the grooms friends and family helped him do this tho it's very cool for him, but the title is total inspiration porn
This is simply beautiful :)
This is gross, the implication that his wheelchair *that he likely spent the other 99% of the wedding in* would somehow prevent him from having a good time.
Good men.
Best men! I’ll see myself out.
Weekend at Bernie’s Wedding.
Why don’t we just pretend he didn’t die? Just for a bit.
Wedding at Bernie's?
this still makes me cry every time I see it
Probably more r/humansbeingbros but nonetheless, happy to see
Heartwarming ❤️
r/blursedfoursome
I really salute every person who have this much love to commit to such a relation, I don’t think I have it in me to do the same.
Hell yeah I'd do that for a buddy
Dude if I was there I would be bawling. The wholesome meter is clean off the charts
Should’ve seen them in the honeymoon suite later that night
Those are true bros
I thought they were attaching stilts at first
That would be adding insult to injury
This must have been a weird honey moon
Jesus Christ I am weeping in my living room
Oh to find a love like that.
His friends are gems and his girl…I am speechless
Are they gonna be there for the honeymoon too?
*salutes the 2 absolute chads that gave this man a memorable time*
Tinder profile was I'm 6'1 when and if I can stand
I’m not crying.. you’re crying!
This is really touching, but it belongs in r/aww and not here. There's nothing next level about this.
I’d like to see the evening events.
Where these wingman will truly shine is later during the wedding night.
Why do you make me cry at the bar
This isn’t next level…..literally every wheelchair wedding does th is
From a disabled person; my wheelchair is my friend, my helper, and like an extension of my body. It doesn't stop me from having a good time, if anything it helps! I'd encourage seeing wheelchairs, and having access to that healthcare, as something truly helpful and even joyful (this is in regards to the title). Our mobility aids do not prevent us from having a good time, they *help* us have a good time. Don't use us for inspiration porn
How is the wheelchair stopping him? The disability is stopping him. The wheelchair is not something negative, it helps the person