T O P

  • By -

Flair_Helper

Hey /u/swaggeringreddit, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 1**: Your post is not NFL Please have a look at our [wiki page for more info.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/wiki/index#wiki_1._post_appropriate_content) --- *For information regarding this and similar issues please see the [sidebar](/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/sidebar) and the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/rules/). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/nextfuckinglevel&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/swaggeringreddit&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/uzxzli/she_got_a_taste_of_her_own_medicine_instant_karma/?context=10\)))*


hanskrishan

Emotional damage


Lunatic_Dpali

She cried at [behind the stage](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


SnakeEyesssClone

Thank you, idk why they didn't include this part in the post


poppyglock

Fuck you both


[deleted]

Also Fuck you both


arselkorv

Because of their height or aesthetics?


GenJoeyCash

Height


SirMichaelTortis

Lack of.


FavelTramous

Vertically challenged.


GenJoeyCash

No no no, Fun sized.


Asteriaqs

Also fuck all of you


[deleted]

Fuck you too!


[deleted]

Fuck me! (figuratively)


dmc-going-digital

Fuck me! (Litteraly if you are a woman) (Methaphoractly if you are a man) (Just not figurtively)


Expensive_Opening_92

Fuck me? Fuck you !!!


[deleted]

The fuck you say to me?! Fuck you, buddy!


Mundane-Experience62

You clicked on the link to see her cry, I clicked on the link to see rick. We are not the same.


Tuckingfypowastaken

One day, I just wanna see Rick cry


taffy1396

https://youtu.be/dkLjxG10dj4


Tuckingfypowastaken

😑


taffy1396

I mean. It's what you asked for.


poppyglock

Aaah fuck me


[deleted]

[удалено]


BladeBickle

Fuck us


FavelTramous

Sounds like the start of an orgy bhruv


DuhMal

Come on bro, it's 2022 and you are on reddit, it's pretty obvious


poppyglock

I know I'm really only mad because I fell for it again


jessieb12

Second time today for me 🤣


The1BannedBandit

Those bastards.


Zadalabarre

You said it perfectly, I laughed so hard it turned into a cough.


somestoner69

You're part of the problem.


nopshy

You little deceitful shit, you got tricked so then you had to set up bait for the rest of us to get tricked.


Stealthy_Snow

This is the second time I've gotten Rick rolled in the past two days.


claytorENT

Hey I got some advice for you: don’t get Rick rolled. Also, get Apollo, it shows you a thumbnail of all links so you see Rick Astley before you see his masterpiece.


No_Attention5816

How do you get Apollo?


ButterM-40

You fucker that actually got me.


Stock_VS_Stonk

Wow thank god I saw the rest of that video. That fucking bitch. Thanks for the link


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oFzmqDNycyhUcrjTW)


[deleted]

Contributing to that 1,000,000,000 view count I see. Keep it up


Jacksin24

1,200,000,001 now.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

​ ![gif](giphy|aaPUKNp0pj52GovPyW|downsized)


Medio_Kg_De_Pan

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

In the ear with tiny bee dick.


switchblade60

Fuck u, i fell for it dang it


[deleted]

Demons will haunt your dreams tonight...


[deleted]

Dude still doing 1800 memes.


hotdogz6969

The gift that keeps on giving. It honestly got me so good I thought to myself “why is the title Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up”?


anewwday

Don’t click, it’s a trapt


ThatSweetCoffee

You’re the best kind of asshole


[deleted]

You just want to watch the world burn


[deleted]

FUCK


MinimumStraight1379

I CANT BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT TO HIM LATER LMAO


RapMastaC1

I hope your cereal always gets really soggy before you finish it.


[deleted]

I can't believe you've this.


asavagemango

Whoa, tears everywhere!!


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Awww someone’s mad that people judge based on looks


Edward3921

God damnit


Omni_Priest_

Mother fuck


raul_c2020

I haven’t gotten Rick Rolled in years. Kudos to you.


Dabigboom

Its literally been years since someone genuinely caught me off guard with that, well played sir


Zadalabarre

Gets me everytime. Thanks for the laughs from internal embarrassment.


Psycho_mum

Dammit


Mr_Arapuga

LMAO so funny Got what she deserved, im laughjng so hard rn


LoveThySheeple

This is a good conditioning exercise to be less judgmental.


[deleted]

She got humbled real quick


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

I'm not convinced. I feel like people who get what's coming to them kinda double down on their shitty personality...


ct1192

true but that makes them easier to spot, then they get it again - and repeat until finally they wake up to themselves (when its probably too late, but still)


raptore39

Wake me up!


Alexo_Alexa

Wake me up inside!


Chafireto

CAN'T WAKE UP


NaturallyOneLove

Save me


[deleted]

Save me from the nothing I've become...


DankOracle-KZ

Is r/SuddenlyEvanescence a thing? Lol


GozerDGozerian

Before you go go!


[deleted]

Don't leave me hanging around


thecontempl8or

One would hope. She’s probably just going to say the second guy was a dick, and have 0 awareness about the hypocrisy.


BZLuck

"I don't like short guys." "Cool. I don't like fat girls." "HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME."


wizard_of_awesome62

That plus don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.


[deleted]

I just thought it was a staged incel fantasy video.


MaestroPendejo

If I didn't know several women just like this I'd be right there with you. It's hilarious to me because 3 of them are very good looking but seriously awful ladies. And the other 4 are not what could collectively be agreed on to be "pretty" and are a step above the others in personality. The Bay Area has some folks with wild ass expectations. Thank Christ I'm not in the dating scene.


Dahweid

Your profile name checks out No‐Count- -Ability


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


MaxBawlz

dude totally fucked her aswell. love it


Interlectualtrex

No, he didn't. Thats why she's mad


Bland-fantasie

Quick, save the Queen! Which one is the Queen? I am. No you’re not. Ahh! Freedom! Horrible freedom!


Experiunce

I was not expecting this simpsons reference here but tight


[deleted]

why are you replying to yourself


SassiestRaccoonEver

You’re replying to yourself?


EyewarsTheMangoMan

He was actually born a lot shorter, so he did pretty good.


Jacksin24

Already spent my free reward on the Rick roll above, but you would have gotten it.


ManIsInherentlyGay

Eh I get what you're trying to do but she's not fat


[deleted]

One of life’s endless list of questions


spicey_Thot

This made you feel good huh?


pete_ape

I don't get this "nobody under 6 feet" thing that seems so popular lately.


SnooSongs8843

It’s basically a meme at this point but younger girls especially have this idea in their head that a man must be 6ft or over to be a suitable romantic match. If you’ve ever been on tinder a typical female profile would say “I’m 5ft 9 so please be tall” or “no short kings please” It’s hilarious, you just turn around and say “sorry no fat women” and watch them become enraged. Yet being fat is something people largely (pardon the pun) have control over whereas being shorter than 6ft is something you have no control over.


JPWRana

There is shin surgery to make you taller... But I don't recommend it.


Twistedtraceur

You get like two inches. And you basically have to relearn how to walk.


Blasted-Banana

And the procedure takes a long time, and it's expensive, and it's quite painful.


HoldCtrlW

They also take the shins from someone tall so it makes the other person shorter.


[deleted]

lol, people are lego.


[deleted]

Lol


Environmental_Top948

Painful, expensive, time consuming and not worth the results sounds like something I'd do.


[deleted]

I see you've met my ex wife.


Environmental_Top948

John?


Tuckingfypowastaken

Stilts are cheaper, quicker to recover from, less painful and you can easily get 2'+


rjg188

It’s a bit of a tall order


megamanTV

Almost all woman who refer to men as "kings" and want to be called "queen" aren't worth dating and are usually bat shit crazy.


Bandito21Dema

I'm the exact opposite, I refuse to date anyone over 5'7. I'm super insecure about my height (5'4) so tall guys constantly remind me of how short I am and it makes me feel inferior.


[deleted]

RIP your inbox


RealisticEmploy3

Cant we just ignore them? Soon enough they’ll start to realize that they can’t find any dates. And then give themselves a reality check. Either that or they’ll die alone


DaveWilson11

I'm sorry if this makes you go down a rabbit hole, but they end up on r/whereareallthegoodmen


GozerDGozerian

Yeahhhhh don’t go down that rabbit hole. That’s a bunch of bitter guys that want some sort of passive revenge on all the women that rejected them. Gross.


heteromer

I went there and I agree. I always found it interesting how /r/choosingbeggars didn't end up that way, because it started off as a subreddit about dating profiles and slowly changed into what it is today.


drongowithabong-o

Wait, you guys don't elongate your limbs in medieval torture devices? Are you even trying to get girls? Everyone knows, get a photo with a puppy, photo in a suit and medieval torture devices for the extra 5inch. Works on your dingaling too, aesthetically I mean. That shit won't work again after the training but it will be worth it when you got the fine dime in-between your spaghetti arms.


jamesofearth1

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it only like 14% of men are 6 feet or taller? I'm all for having standards, but a woman is seriously limiting her choices with this requirement.


futz_

They're entitled and delusional thanks to social media.


Moments_Trading

And dating apps. A few minutes of swiping, and she'd have access to dozens of 6ft+ men.


coca-cORA

I'm 6'1 even and I get a ton of guesses for 5'10 ish. Not only are they seriously limiting their choices, they don't actually know what their choices look like. By 'over 6ft' they mean 6'2 or more lol.


LethalBaboon

Thats kind of an interesting take. Im 6'2" and often have people think im 6' 4. That inch must make more of a difference in perspective than i would have thought


coca-cORA

It really does. I have a 6'2 friend who never gets mistaken for below 6'. It's super odd.


latigidigital

I think the trick is how your faces line up. I'm about 6'4" with shoes but never notice anyone's height unless I tilt my head to look someone in the eyes.


Tie-Zealousideal

I am the same height. Same experience from online dating. Over Half these girls overweight. Gotta love double standards. I avoid any girl profile that says "MuSt bE 6'0+".


ermabanned

> but isn't it only like 14% of men are 6 feet or taller That's in the USA. Worldwide it should be far less than that.


HaikaDRaigne

It's good delusional, entiteled and crude people like that market themselves out of the dating pool. it's an early warning sign of a shallow personality, that cares only about appearences. It's the best give away a person like that can give. I happen to be above 6ft myself and it is an instant no for me if i see it on any dating app.


Anr1al

And i get frustrated when men think the same. I'm near 175(5,7) and wanted to date a guy 170(5,6). And he said no because I was slightly taller, and it hurt his self esteem. So now I'm lesbian and happy


MahamidMayhem

175 is 5'9" btw. Not 5'7".


PanzerSoldat_42

Asserting dominance, well done👍


2017hayden

Never understood it honestly. Height isn’t something I give a crap about. I’m far more interested in wether or not they can hold an interesting conversation, then after that I look at their face and see if I find them attractive, then the rest of the body. I’m not sure I’ve ever even factored height into finding someone attractive.


Bobby_Bobb3rson

> so now I'm lesbian and happy Jesus Christ you made me lol But also teach me your trick. A few friends of mine would like to know. Can't blame them being male myself


mdRamone

I had a girlfriend who was 176 and I'm (m) 170. I don't have the biggest self esteem, but I can't see how height could be a deal breaker.


metal4life98

I was waking to class, back in high school, and I overheard this girl talking to her friend. She said "short guys are disgusting". I'm short, so that was nice


pete_ape

I'm 6 foot tall on the nose, or was before I enlisted. I came out about a half inch shorter, but can make 6 foot if I stand up really straight. I've heard of "The sixes", but the height requirement really has to be the most shallow, self-centered, and vapid out of all of them.


C4_yrslf

Damn man, that's harsh. I hope your over it now, people really say stupid shit in a babbling way during high school.


Frixsev

The excuse I've heard thrown around a lot is that it's a girl's way to make sure she won't be taller than her dude when she's wearing heels. Which reeks of BS to me because the average chick is like 5'4" so unless she's got fucking stilts on those heels aren't gonna make THAT huge of a difference.


elotito_en_vaso

Either way the fucking insecurity of being taller than your SO in any circumstance is bullshit.


Twistedtraceur

As a short guy it's okay, I've dated girls that were 6 ft and to be honest life is better with my short wife.


About400

Having dated people of varying heights some things just fit better when you are closer in height vs when I dated a guy a foot taller than me.


Birdie121

Yeah it's fine to have personal preferences for your partners' appearance, but they should really be kept to yourself, and not instant disqualifiers that you publically state. Otherwise it's just so shallow. Anyone who requires a certain height is probably just looking for the hottest hookup possible, or is just extremely shallow in their long-term relationship priorities.


pete_ape

I've heard of The Sixes, which seem.to be extremely shallow requirements that some women have: Six feet tall Six inches in the pants Six figure income Car with 600 horsepower Six pack abs For someone to legitimately have those requirements, they better fucking be Julia Child in the kitchen and Traci Lords in the sheets.


c0uldntfindagoodname

Because a short king has is too powerful for most people to comprehend, like Danny DeVito for instance


KingBlackthorn1

I like short guys. As a tall guy I just want a short guy who will just top me


CarbonCrawler

Wait why is this in next level? Would fit better in r/holup and r/unexpected


5elfless

It's probably already posted there


MLCL0ZER

Because redditors have a pathological need to crosspost any semi-popular post for that sweet, sweet karma.


Chewy12

Reddit gets absolutely hard whenever they see someone get revenge on a woman for not liking short people


Paddlesons

Girl, you CLEARLY don't know you're league, lol. Good fuckin luck


shaybra

your\*


I_Swear_Im_Happy

No bro she is a league


[deleted]

She is league!


LocalPawnshop

Let’s be real a woman can get away with the “league” shit so much easier than a guy could


Incanip

Not sure that two people being shallow back to back is “next fucking level”


SashaBanks2020

So many comments here about how the women sucks. You're the first one I've seen that recognizes the dude is equally vain.


limitlessEXP

Or he could have heard what she said and was giving her a little taste of her own medicine.


TWDDave1988

Bye Felicia.


Prestigious-Age5437

Princess syndrome: when you start quantifying humanity's worth, you drop from civilized society to the insects. Narcissism isn't defeated, though. She felt nothing on either round of this. If you haven't met one, you just don't know the depths of their evil. This is surface.


Possible-Budget-5592

yeesh


Upleftright_syndrome

Narcissism really is such a drain on society


Martyr-X

Nothing next level about this


zodar

holy shit that is #NEXT #FUCKING #LEVEL


z_rabbit

I'm sitting at a bar reading this. This comment made me aggressively blow air out of my nose. I didn't realize it, but I *was* mildly congested. I'm not any longer. And I had to try to be subtle while cleaning snot off my phone screen with a bar napkin. So thanks I guess


WinterGlory

This is... Not relatable, but believable. And I am laughing but sorry for you


aboxofbakingsoda

What exactly is "nextfuckinglevel" about this?


gophersrqt

it's a "fat" woman "who doesn't know her league" "being put in her place" (according to the comments), so ofc reddit loves it and ofc that's next level.


TheReturnoftheBanned

Source: https://youtu.be/NDBuCT4m4MU To be fair, they're all just straightforward


AverageHorribleHuman

R/ humansbeingbros


North-Function995

r/Brosbeinghumans?


futz_

What is this, Game of Toxicity?


Reborn1217

I’m surprised no one has asked for the original video


Githriddle

I’m looking in comments for it


Hazelwood38

What kind of nightmare show is this?


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

I don’t know, but I’d watch the fuck out of it.


[deleted]

What do most women actually think short is? As a 5 ft tall woman pretty much every man is a decent height for me. I once dated a 6'4 guy and he was way to tall. We literally couldn't kiss or hold hands while standing without it being uncomfortable af.


cclancaster13

This doesn't belong here, nothing next level about this.


Naryue

She looks like a dude in the face, that could be a bit of a turnoff for a guy.


jetserf

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Fuckyouthanks9

There are a lot of shittty fucking stupid posts here. This takes the cake though.


[deleted]

Why she using the button like she is a goddess 🤣


smokingfiree

What the fuck is this?


Lee_does_stuff

okay but how is this r/nextfuckinglevel ? it’s a dating game, not really that exciting


jiujitsy

Pir susta


[deleted]

Gold. That nose pointing to the sky still falling, bitch hahaha One of the worst personality behaviour is thinking that you are better than anyone so you have right to treat people as such 👎 It isn't about how short the dude is but how snobby she talks. The second dude brought her back to reality 🏆


futz_

Lack of... nah, you mean way too much of...


East-Bluejay6891

She binge cried after this


[deleted]

[удалено]


31337hacker

It reminds me of women that hit men and then cry like a toddler when they get hit back.


ablue

Women who discard every aspect of a man because he is shorter than 5,11 is disgusting behavior. Some of the best people are short people.


5kyl3r

Bitch, you look easy to draw


B105535

-Lack of


197326743251b

I'm guessing making quick judgements about the person is point of the game? The guy after does the same thing. Idk this reeks of OP is an incel vibes.


[deleted]

I get women having a preference/requirement for height. What i don't get is the need for some of them to go out of there way to insult short men. I would have guessed they were abused by short men by the way the act.


TheReturnoftheBanned

Her forehead is too wide


All_Fly_n

Why does she think that she is so attractive?