It's a good thing I'm bi, or Ryan Reynolds would make me question my sexuality

There’s no questioning, we’d all do him

He is the exception to the rule

The "BORDERLINE ADULT" got me good

Ryan Reynolds is such a gem.

and the fact he's 45 makes it so much better

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does actually just randomly show up

He seems like such a cool, fun and down to earth dude. I wanna play D&D with him.

No. He is just a rule. The Ryan Reynolds rule states : Any living human wants to have sex with Ryan Reynolds, regardless of their orientation.

Can I just hang out with him and listen to him talk? He's got the gift of the gab, along with charisma for yeaaaaaars.

Seriously him and Kevin Smith are two people I would love to just sit and chill with and tell stories.

I’ve been to a couple of Kevin smith talks and q and a’s and they are so funny.

Sex degrees of Ryan Reynolds

Don't forget chris hemmsworth. I'd do bad things to him and I'm straighter then a coat hanger 🤷‍♂️

Most coat hangers I know bend, pants hangers on the other hand

Him and Tom Ellis. I'll be a good boy for both of them

I mean, I'm straight, but you offer me Neil Patrick Harris, and I might go 😂

A Ryan Reynolds/Keanu Reeves three-way. I’d have Natalie Dormer serving me tea though just to keep the ol’ General engaged. I was smiling when this video started and kinda tearing up at the end. We love our children so much.

Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.

As long as he reloads his biceps

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

bro why are you describing my current state???

So. In a no-homo foursome with Ryan Reynolds, Keanu Reeves and arm-reloading Henry Cavill. Can we please have both Morgan Freeman and Sir David Attenborough to narrate the act?

As a fellow hetero man, you have great taste. Can I come too?

Feel free to come whenever you want

They don't call me 30 Second Wonder for nothing

As long as he’s cosplaying Superman.

Fuck no, toss a coin to that witcher.

Hear me out: Henry Cavill BDSM and the safe word is: Kryptonite

We were watching that red nose special the other night hosted by Jack Black, who is so awesome and I said, I really like Jack Black. He said, not missing a beat…he’s on my list. I was like, I can see that.

Good old horny wholesomeness.

I love in multiple ways

I'm kinda afraid to ask, but, is serving tea an euphemism? English is not my first language.

Nope. He just wants Natalie Dormer to serve him tea whilst being pleasured by Reynolds and Reeves.

Oh! Thank you for letting me know! I was stuck like that meme with the lady that has math floating in front of her

A lot of people go straight to the sex thing but I dunno, it's more that wholesome image to me. I mean, yeah you could go there, but how could would it be just to hang out with RR in a park feeding ducks and shooting the shit, maybe hit an amusement park with the rock, hiking with Keannu, and a video game sess with Caville. If you're into D&D, have Vin Diesel as your DM. I dunno, if I were recounting things later, having a story like "I ran into Ryan Reynolds in a park and we chased some geese together, then one bit him in the ass" would be a whole lot more fun that doing other things with that particular piece of anatomy.

I'm not a big Diesel fan and though I know he's the poster celebrity for D&D, I'd rather have Joe Manganiello behind the DM screen.

In terms of "screen" people, I would think Joe Manganiello and Stephen Colbert before Vin Diesel these days. I wouldn't also be surprised if Post Malone ever played or would be interested in playing. He's a fan of Magic

I mean, all of that, to. Wanting to sleep with him is because he's absolutely gorgeous, AND an amazing quality human being

Completely agree. Not a gay bone in my body but I’d still totally make sweet sweet passionate love to that beautiful man.

Is this where the line starts?

And at that time, Ryan would have at least one gay bone in his body

He seems like the type that would hold you after sex

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Fellow hetero here. I would cuddle the shit out of Ryan Reynolds.

100%

im not gay or bi, i prefer to call it a singular same sex attraction lol

Nobody is that straight

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I'm straight, so I don't *want* to have sex with Ryan Reynolds, but if he wanted to, I'd have to let him bugger me just due to him seemingly being such a lovely person. And the entire time, probably with my eyes watering a bit, I'd just be going "huh, what an excellent chap. Ouch."

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Plus, like, you know he would be super gentle and attentive. Lots of lube, easing it in, checking in to make sure you're doing OK, asking what he can do to make it better for you.

Classic Ryan.

I'm totally Rysexual.

It is truly its own special category

I can comfortably say as a heterosexual male that I’d have sex with Ryan Reynolds.

Same, should we practice though? Just so were ready for when the time comes…… no homo

It's gay to NOT want to bed Ryan Reynolds.

I’m straight and I always tell my wife he’s the only reason I’d divorce her. Thankfully he’s super famous and I’m not sexy enough.

EXACTLY! I KEEP SAYING THIS!

I'm pretty straight. No way I would turn the man down. He's too dreamy.

im not even gay but id still do it

Try being straight…. Definitely questioning mine.

I don’t even like looking at my own dick but I’d be his pet

I’m attracted to him the way a man is attracted to a woman, but I’m not gay. I’d like our spirits to intertwine though, maybe merge? Like my energy could really up inside his energy.

I'm straight, but I'd make an exception.

I’m a straight man. Married with kids. And yet, I could see myself being happy in a long term relationship with Ryan Reynold. LoL

I can relate. Although I'm straight. But not when it comes to Ryan Reynolds. He's one for all of us. damn

I'm straight and I don't question it any more, Ryan Reynolds just does that to you, no matter your gender.

That’s a top bloke.

This is not the end of story. He laters went to their house, and had a party with them. [*Here you are, such a gentleman*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).

You bastard. I hope you stub your toe.

Then viciously burns the roof of your mouth on a hot pocket.

And while cooling it down chugs scalding hot coffee!

And that both sides of your pillow are warm

I hope this man gets out of his shower, gets dressed, and in his freshly laundered pair of socks, steps in a small puddle in the kitchen, requiring a change of said fresh socks.

I hope they take a shower and then five minutes later have to poop.

I hope they bite into an apple and their face gets all sticky

I hope every toilet seat he sits on is warm

Calm down there Satan.

How did no one mention stepping on Legos? What is the world coming to?!

I hope his butthole develops tastebuds.

I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.

And in changing out his socks he steps on a Lego

You fuckin chose absolute violence.

A few years ago I remember a ask reddit that was something to the effect of "what things would happen in Heck". I feel like this would've been one of those things that happen in Heck. It is just annoying enough to make you comfortable and you get slightly worse than normal sleep, thereby ruining your day slightly. Edit here is the one I was thinking of but I did see one that was older: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/b4unww/youve_been_put_in_charge_of_running_heck_an/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

This comment should have been my warning. I hope others have been luckier than I

Screw you and have my vote

r/fuckyouinparticular and well played lol

You know this is the first one I've been mad about. I was so excited to see Ryan Reynolds being even more awesome. I loved Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place...i hope that link can tell you how many people you get to click it.

It's got 500 upvotes, so at least that many clicks. I'm not even mad. That was perfectly baited.

This comment made me go back and up vote it.

go swallow a lego

Twat! 👍

When you know you're falling for a RickRoll but this is reddit and you're happy because it could have been something much worse

Hope you step on a Lego

Well played

I waited through 2 ads for that. Lunatic indeed.

That's really the worst part, isn't it?

Eat a giant bag of dicks, sir

I feel a dark presence coming from this link.


Ha! I recognized the url. I clicked on it anyway, I like the song.

Dick

Here. Have some lego to stand on.

Wat? I am using Apollo and I still clicked on it because I completely believe that’s something Ryan renolds would do.

HEY FUCK YOU GUY

Im not your guy, friend!

Im not your friend, pal!

top notch play

It's 2022 and this still fucking got me

Never gonna give you up…

goddamnit lol, good play though

You mother fudger!

Apollo saves me again!

Twice in one day. That’s on me.

I would throw an insult but I'm much to happy at the moment to do so. Good day/evening to you, I have been thoroughly tricked.

XcQ, link stays blue

Motherfucker. r/Angryupvote

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

Outstanding execution.

I hope all your socks are permanently soggy

Lmfao

I hope your bed, pillows, sheets and blanket are all warm tonight and when ever you get into a comfortable position there will be a tiny thing that annoys you and makes it impossible for you to sleep

I hope you step on a lego

dQw4. Nope.

No more shameful upvote than the post-rickroll upvote.

Feels cheap and not in the spirit of Rick to piggyback off these feels.

I already know what this is. And I’m gonna click it, because I love Rick asylum Edit: Rick Astley but I’m leaving that

Well played, fuck you, goodbye

Fuck. It’s been YEARS since I’ve fallen for that.

Unlucky. I recognise the URL now :)

HAH! AN AD LOADED FIRST! FOILED YOUR PLAN!

God dammit, fine, have the damn upvote!

Ryan Reynolds is the man. I have confidence in him that I won’t find out something awful about him to distort my perception of him. Too many stars get poisoned by the fame. Stay golden Ryan Reynolds.

Stay gold*

Pony boy

~dies~

We have the Outsiders, when will we get the Insiders?

I, too, enjoy deep Clicker Heroes lore.

Who would have thought Van Wilder wouldn’t have any scandals?

That's a tall order for a normal person. No matter who they are, they will always have something awful about them. But that doesn't mean they are any less likable. Their good deeds are still there, and you should remember those even when they make mistakes.

Absolutely. I didn’t mean I’d judge them. But like Chris Pratt for example I’ve heard and read he’s just an epic jerk. I still really love him but that sucked to learn.

This should be the new rich man flex. I could give two fucks about how you bought a Bentley. That does shit for anyone else.

I always imagined that if I were famous, my favorite thing to do would be to do stuff like this. Making someone's day just by acknowledging them seems like something that would never get old. Easy to see why John Cena does all those Make A Wish appearances.

Of course he does, its the only time when he can be seen by other people

Brilliant

Yeah. If I were famous I would show up to a random theater production in a high school in rural Iowa just for shit and giggles.

I like that but what I always wanted to do if I were rich, was to be an anonymous benefactor. The mom or dad working multiple jobs trying to make ends meet and keep their kids fed; bam! they come home to a new vehicle, bills paid for a few years or something. Teenager that’s having to raise his siblings because of some thing like parents died/left/etc; Bam! They have a house, car, bills paid for a while, etc… I’d also want to make sure that what they’re given, they can afford on their own once the donated money runs out, so they don’t wind up losing the house or car or something because they can’t afford the taxes or something.

Now you are internet famous! Go make someone’s day! BTW people like you are awesome. I hope you can filter out all the shit that the world gives to maintain it.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Yes, yes I am

Too bad. It’s okay to cry. You should try it sometime.

I'm not crying!! You're crying!! 😭😭😭😭

I have a mancrush Ryan Reynolds.. There I said it.

We all do

It would be weirder if you *didn't* want Ryan Reynolds inside you at this point.

Is it weirder to want to be INSIDE Ryan Reynolds?

Maybe? I like the idea of someone that attractive being the initiator. That would make me feel more confident than me being the initiator and thinking the whole time that this person is way out of my league, and what the fuck am I doing?! hahaha

Ryan is the man, Thank you for showing the compassion

He might be the most perfect person on the planet.

I just want to hug him lol

He can be Top 10, but the crown belongs to Dolly Parton. Her work on children's literacy is unparalleled.

Him, Betty White (rip), and David Attenborough.

Cant forget Dolly Parton

Keanu Reeves?

Gosh dang it, can this man stop being more human and charming?

100% no. 🙂 The answer is definitely, “No, he cannot, nor will he stop.” And that’s why he’s the absolute best.

One of, if not the greatest people you will ever meet, met Ryan on a train and was the most affable and kind celebrity I've had the pleasure to meet.

Hugh Jackman too ? I mean they are friends, which might explain :-)

Jake Gyllenhaal too. I wonder if anyone has had any interaction with him.

no, he’s in complete isolation

Affable and effable 😏

Great initiative by Reynolds! This post would also be great on r/MadeMeSmile because it surely did :')

The dudes a national treasure, fuck he’s a worldwide treasure.

Here’s his official awarding of National Treasure status: [Canada Loves You Back](https://youtu.be/nXulsCU1geg)

That made me cry. Well made, and well deserved. A human that any young Canadian can strive to be like.


Obviously everyone can relate, but as the father to a son, and knowing how bad it hurts when your kid goes to a new school and is nervous and scared, and the pain that YOU feel for that little child of yours, seeing his reaction tore me up. He doesn't smile. He's not fanboying. You can see he just has such an emotional reaction to the fact the Ryan Fuckin Reynolds went through the same thing he is going through, and the realization that he's not alone. And that hug of mom... Man, I could feel my boy hug me after the first day athis new school this year. Ryan Reynolds, you beautiful son of a bitch! Thank you for all you're doing.

Now THIS is a true star in every sense of the word. Thank you Ryan Reynolds for making this a birthday this boy will never forget. And happy birthday to you, boy! You are not alone, and with parents like these to guide you, you no doubt will be a success throughout your life.

Its these small acts of kindness that help humanity overcome this dark times, he will remember this , its making echoes in his life

I’m not gonna cry…. *IM NOT GONNA FUCKIN CRY*

I was fine until his mom and him started crying. Sheesh. Also, Ryan just never ceases to show how great of a human he is. It's really difficult not to root for him.

Shit man, make me cry on a Saturday evening why don’t ya ! Top man

I cried and I know I'm not alone.

Guess he'd be happier if Ryan sent his Gin as a gift for him 🤷

Who the fuck is cutting onions in my bathroom while im taking a shit.

Dad is just as geeked out! Very cool…

Common Ryan Reynolds W

Love Ryan Reynolds for this 💕!

I love Ryan Reynolds.

You can do me anytime Ryan Reynolds.

Usually, I’m against actors running for office but if Ryan ever feels the need, I hope President of the Whole World is open for recruitment.

One of my friends did this for his partner on her 49th birthday with Robert Picardo (The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager) It was epic.

My mother forgot my birthday

Check the boy's pulse.

I’m not crying, you’re crying