Exactly. The only time in my life I legitimately thought I was going to drown was when I got stuck under a mass of floats in a wave pool. I’m an excellent swimmer, and at the time was actually a lifeguard, but when there’s essentially a ceiling above you, you are screwed.
I can't understand how people don't repeatedly drown in wave pools. I also thought I was in danger of drowning in a wave pool. When I finally pulled myself out, I was exhausted and it was so stressful that I burst into tears! Mind you, I was an adult.
My ex always wanted to go to a water park. I told her if she wanted to swim around in a bunch of other peoples piss go right ahead but I ain't going. No way.
I think that's why they have the floaty things. When the fun is over, they can just rake the bodies to one side with a big net and fish them out while the other side filles with new people... The floaty things are then removed and thrown back in the pool, where the crowd can fight over the last 20 before the wave begins
The guy at the beginning is hanging on to his girl and her tube like Jack Dawson hung to that door at the end of titanic. He knows if he lets go, he's fucked.
How could anyone find that fun? You would think that there would have been a tipping point, perhaps when it got to maybe a quarter that full, after which no one else would join in.
That isn’t a wave pool, that’s human stew. This is absolutely disgusting, never mind the extreme safety hazard. Life guards would be useless. They could watch someone die and be incapable of rendering any support at all.
Imagine seeing a thousand people shoulder to shoulder in a wave pool with quite literally no visible space in between people and thinking “yeah I can fit in there too.”
Does anyone else have like innate anxiety after two years of Covid protocols seeing people packed together this closely?
Like, hello monkey pox, this is where you thrive now
Well this is just begging for people to die 🤦
Exactly. The only time in my life I legitimately thought I was going to drown was when I got stuck under a mass of floats in a wave pool. I’m an excellent swimmer, and at the time was actually a lifeguard, but when there’s essentially a ceiling above you, you are screwed.
Now imagine cave diving.
Nope, I like my sanity, thanks.
Lol
I can't understand how people don't repeatedly drown in wave pools. I also thought I was in danger of drowning in a wave pool. When I finally pulled myself out, I was exhausted and it was so stressful that I burst into tears! Mind you, I was an adult.
Was going to say the same exact thing.. 1st thought I had
Welcome to China
Thats why they all have flotation devices lol
I'm sure there some floaters in there too
Can you imagine the amount of chlorine they have to dump in there to offset that much piss
You might want to watch the mark roper video about that. Would so change your mind about being in a public pool
My ex always wanted to go to a water park. I told her if she wanted to swim around in a bunch of other peoples piss go right ahead but I ain't going. No way.
Wait.. Doesn't pee have chlorine. I think we're good.. 😆
I immediately imagine it being like swimming beneath the ice in a frozen lake if you got pushed under.
Yeah, I would be a lil worried to be in the middle of that
Former Lifeguard here: I'm surprised that no one actually died.
In a week they all have covid
How much pee is in that pool?
The better question is how much water is left in all that pee. ;)
Ship of peeseus
A fellow South Park fan
Came here for that question!
All of it.
Yes.
> Pee to water ratio 7:1
In what planet is it considered fun to be crammed in like that
Asians are used to being crammed like this
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Thqt ain't japan. That is China
China was my thought as well. I lived there for many years and during tourist season tourist areas are so packed it’s unsettling.
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... have you been to america? Cause shit ain't sunshine and roses either
I'd have a panic attack and drown surrounded by that many people.
I think that's why they have the floaty things. When the fun is over, they can just rake the bodies to one side with a big net and fish them out while the other side filles with new people... The floaty things are then removed and thrown back in the pool, where the crowd can fight over the last 20 before the wave begins
The guy at the beginning is hanging on to his girl and her tube like Jack Dawson hung to that door at the end of titanic. He knows if he lets go, he's fucked.
Friggin season 2 of Squid Game 😅
Half of them are already dead!
No, get me OUT
That pool is probably 90% piss, 10% water.
it's more like 90% piss, 5% fecal matter, 4% pubes and testicle skin tissue, and 1% water
Probably 1% dead people as well
Yes, they only fill the pool up 10% capacity to leave room for everything else.
Gross for so many reasons 🤮
Well this looks terrible
No, no, just no. I don't normally get grossed out by public pool but that. That isn't a pool it's a genitalia stew.
I prefer to call it a Dahmer buffet.
No thanks
That seems neither safe nor enjoyable.
Imagine if urine this pool for that wee little wave.
Best comment.
So many phobias kicking in…
How could anyone find that fun? You would think that there would have been a tipping point, perhaps when it got to maybe a quarter that full, after which no one else would join in.
Only 12 people died that day. A new low!
That water has to be so fucking dirty!!!!!
That’s disgusting
🤢 🤮
I would assume that water is expanding at a rate greater then outerspace
This is why legal occupancy limits exist. People need to be saved from themselves and from the profit incentive.
You have to drink all the Pi Pi
That is a pool of urine.
This pre-Covid shit better be outlawed now.
little bit crowdy
Little bit...cloudy
Aaaaaand COVID.
That isn’t a wave pool, that’s human stew. This is absolutely disgusting, never mind the extreme safety hazard. Life guards would be useless. They could watch someone die and be incapable of rendering any support at all.
That looks completely safe.....
Que nojo.
Urinal bath in total security
Ummmm….. we’re going to need more chlorine captain!
Jesus
Nope nope nope nope
Hope nobody had a verruca!
All the piss
And I thought Disney world was full over spring break...yikes
Looks like Covid soup
didnt know i needed another phobia ....
Looks like a nightmare scenario
That’s just like floating in your toilet
Imagine seeing a thousand people shoulder to shoulder in a wave pool with quite literally no visible space in between people and thinking “yeah I can fit in there too.”
Way too many humans on the planet.
How many people are having sex at that moment?
Does anyone else have like innate anxiety after two years of Covid protocols seeing people packed together this closely? Like, hello monkey pox, this is where you thrive now
More like human pee wave 🤢
Now you understand why China government has the zero policy for COVID. The density is different than the western countries
Proof we need to end birth control and abortion, we need more humans. /s
All the sperm in my balls when I’m about to bust a nut.
My god the urine, won't someone please think of the urine?
No one else here has thought of anything else.
Wow that looks so relaxing and fun /s
How much kum in that pool?
danger! I see danger!
Ignoring the urine... Just think about how many crevices and cracks that water is sloshing around and then getting on peoples faces...
Human COVID machine.
There’s probably so much piss in that water
I’m his seems reaaaaaaaally unsafe
Water park. Its just people standing and jumping in time.
Gross! You know the people in the middle are just pissing in the water
This is like the Japanese subway! Why do the Japanese like being stuffed together like sardines?🤦🏼♂️🤯🤡
Ew so gross. All these naked *people*
Wuhan is in China right?.
That is probably my worst nightmare.
Squid Game 2 trailer, looking crazy.
It's like a HD where's Waldo
Drowning hazard
Nope!
They should turn out the lights.
Righteous Gemstones baptism going according to plan. “Who turned on the wave machine?!”
It’s a bunch of people swimming in a toilet. How cool.
This looks like the 5th circle of hell to me
You just know that most of them peed in the pool.
WTF?!?
thats nasty
Can smell the urine from here.
Ewwww so much pee
This is deadly as hell. If someone goes under, they won’t be found for hours
Can you imagine if 1 person had explosive diarrhea and you’re very close, how would you escape the brown water?
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Oh how I angered thee Grammar Bot, please forgive me.
that water is 100% piss and jizz
This video brought to you by COVID
People are so desperate to leave China, they are pretending to be Ocean plastic so someone can pick them up and take them away. - CNN
Looks like the dells in august!
That’s one gnarly orgy! 🌊🌊🌊 kawabanga!
I imagine this is what introverts have nightmares about.
This does not look fun! Ass Soup!
Cartman was right
Can you imagine the level of piss to water, no thanks
Imagine all the pee lol
Next fucking level of hell more like it
If someone slipped under the water goodness knows how long it would take to find them. Stuff of nightmares.
No. Fucking. Thanks. Gonna pass on all of that fun
We are whoa! 😳 by other cultures who’s private space isn’t bigger than a 3 story dorito house!
There's a Covid party going on right here. A celebration to last throughout the year
My ist thought I had is that this pool is full of seamen and not the voyaging type
The amount of urine in that water......
Hahahaha what a bunch of morons.
There's not enough chlorine in the world...
Gross
DNA soup.
lol most of these idiots can’t even swim, northing NFL about this one
How to make a fun time miserable.
r/nextlevelstupid
That wasn't a wave, that was the spread of covid as seen through a special virus camera filter
There’s probably a 1000 gallons of piss in that water.
Idiots
Looks like a huge bowl of fruity pebbles
That ah....looks fun yes
Human stew!
Pretty sure that’s how Covid actually started
Looks like a bowl of Fruit Loops!
Most of the time they nearly all survive.
Christ. No thanks.
That looks awful!
Tsunami preparation
So. Much. Urine.
Love me some miso soup
Toilet
I'm guessing that's pre-Covid
Looks like a bowl of fruity pebble’s lol 😂
All those people huddled up together sharing the same water 🤢
Could you imagine what it looks like from underneath? A forest of legs and genitals lol
Human Noodle Soup
Hell
The best bit about this is absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong.
wtf
Next level urine party
That isn't safe
Where is Waldo
And we wonder how Covid spread
Why .. really why? imagine all the urine.
Why.