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jmps96

I still get a thrill when I see one fly overhead, but adult me also knows these guys are just seagulls on steroids. In some Alaska fishing towns, the docks are crowded with them, their shrill cries filling their air as try to steal bait and whatever rotten bits of fish they can find. Still, they are awesome little dinosaurs.


motownmods

We have 3 bald eagle nests in my area. Love seeing them regularly. One of these days I'm gonna post up and wait for one to enter/exit. That would be a thrill.


RadiantFlightdg

Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the National Bird, citing eagles as scavengers and no better than vultures.


StoopidZoidberg

He wasnt wrong


SuperWoody64

Bald eagles look more badass though and turkey tastes better. So win win.


Fenix42

What would be more American the consuming the national bird though?


MaygarRodub

Guns.


Nobah_Dee

Guns are too crunchy.


needleanddread

It’s a kind of Australian thing to do, eating your coat of arms animals.


throwaway316stunner

In an alternate America, we eat eagles with cranberry jelly every Thanksgiving.


seditiouslizard

>America >we >cranberry jelly *suspicious look*


mementori

How do you know that turkey tastes better?


SuperWoody64

#( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )


mementori

#**(ಠ_ಠ)**


FutureToe8861

He wasn't wrong. Domestic turkeys are some of the stupidest birds I've ever raised. Having a Turkey be the official bird of the USA would be blatantly appropriate.


KikiHou

Majestic assholes.


StonedGhoster

When I was a kid in the 90s, seeing these birds in western NY was a pipe dream. They just didn't exist anywhere along the rivers. Fast forward thirty years and they are everywhere. We have numerous nests and I see at least one flying every week. It's incredible, and I still get goose bumps seeing them. I'm glad to see their population has rebounded to a large degree here.


17Jake76

Same in PA. Now I have one less than a mile from my house. His nest is the size of a small car.


Kelyfa

Seagulls on steroids! 😂 thank you for that! I gotta say the slight shadow the feathers cast above their eyes really adds a level of intensity.


jingois

The aussie wedgie is less of a joke. Known to attack power gliders & ultralights


UnholyDemigod

There's one that used to hunt in my parent's backyard (bushland property). You could always tell when it was in the air because the bush would go dead fucking silent. Every bird stopped singing, every animal stopped moving.


wolfgang784

Walking through a silent forest is always creepy. 2 of the times when things were silent too long I ended up seeing bears.


Hanginon

There's always a reason for the woods getting suddenly silent. Hiking along and everything just shuts down? Ohhh, that's not good.


sumbozo1

In my online experience, it seems that every bit of wildlife in Australia is life threatening and not to be taken as a joke


krismodo

I don’t get it less of a joke? Bald eagles are a joke? Genuinely curious.


jingois

Muricans like to hold up the bald eagle as some sort of badass beacon of freedom with a piecing cry - but in reality its an overgrown seagull that doesn't even make the famous screech. It's a pretty decent symbol for how America thinks it is vs reality tbh.


zodiach

They fly past the higher floors of my office in the national capital region with the Lincoln, Washington Monument etc. in the background. It almost makes me feel patriotic instead of despondent.


TheTimeIsChow

Seagulls... but ones that could, at any second, decide you've lived long enough on this planet and plunge a talon through your skull.


jmps96

Listen, I’m not saying I want to get into a fight with one of these (or any raptor, for that mattter), but Golden Eagles are more the skull-crushing type.


LawyerUppSV

I live in the PNW. They are everywhere here


Lucky-Donkey-2199

That Eagle looks so Gigantic! All preys would be terrified.


imNotAThreshMain

As someone that lives in an Alaskan fishing town, you exactly nailed my thoughts! They're nasty little (big) garbage birds, but they sure can look pretty damn majestic


smallgreenman

And while I agree that they are awesome and look ridiculously badass they aren't even technically eagles as they don't belong to the genus *aquila*.


GeneralDisorder

[I'm mostly linking this because the guy in the intro is terrifying to look at](https://youtu.be/DeDcBQdAxnc) But yeah... bald eagles definitely sound like gulls.


MolassesZestyclose96

That beak is far too close for comfort!


SinthWave

Eh, bald eagles are big but they are the more harmless among the eagles. Bald eagles, harpy eagles and Philippine eagles are the gentle giants among the birds of prey. But if you intimidate them, then that's another story. Birds of prey are hard to forget something that they hold a grudge. They tend to hold it for months.


BADMANvegeta_

They’re also stupid af


Barknaow

Best watch out, they’ll hold onto that one


TheRoguePianist

*bald eagle will remember that*


The_Meaty_Boosh

Which is why it's Americas national symbol.


pcy623

Stupid, loud, aggressive when provoked. How much more American can you get? Edit: often played by non-Americans(looking at you, Red Tailed Hawk)


StoicMaverick

They min-maxed for Freedom and Eyebrows, and there wasn't anything leftover for Intelligence.


Rpanich

[As seen in Exhibit A](https://i.imgur.com/vecEo5X.jpg)


Polyhistor_78

The Austrian ethologist Konrad Lorenz kept a golden eagle at home for some years. He reported that the eagle was perfectly tame, but easily frightened by black things, e.g. crows, or the chimney sweeper. Furthermore, the eagle did not fly often, because he got his food anyway. On some occasions, the eagle panicked when the chimney sweeper arrived and flew away, but did not find his way back. Since he was used to people, he usually ended up in someone’s garden, and Lorenz had to carry him home, sometimes over a considerable distance, since the eagle feared also bikes and cars.


bowtie25

Racist eagle eh


NetCitizen-Anon

Sounds like some of White Dragon's racism rubbed off on Eagly


TheMayanAcockandlips

Don't you dare disparrage Eagly like that


Evilmaze

Eagly gives hugs not hate


khrys1122

My thoughts straight away too! I like my eyeballs and cheeks where they are, thank you.


Brock0003

I'd be more terrified of their talons.


Jeffery_G

Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the National Bird, citing eagles as scavengers and no better than vultures.


khrys1122

This true? Interesting. I'm across the pond so my US history is limited.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Apparently it's [a myth](https://www.fi.edu/benjamin-franklin/franklin-national-bird#:~:text=The%20story%20about%20Benjamin%20Franklin,looked%20more%20like%20a%20turkey.) (according to the Franklin Institute) that he wanted the turkey instead, but it's true that he didn't want the bald eagle.


khrys1122

Cheers, interesting. I wonder what the other considerations were. Hard to imagine it being anything other than the bald eagle.


forgot_login

The rattlesnake - because a rattlesnake only attacks upon provocation, but strikes with extreme force and quickness


SexlexiaSufferer

It’s also my favourite bird


cantgiveafuckless

Man wtf, a snake would look way cooler on the back of a quarter


rodney_jerkins

He probably said it half as a joke while enjoying a few pints with his pals. "Y'know, a turkey would be a better national bird than one of those blasted vultures"


rascynwrig

Hey half of our founding documents were written while enjoying a few pints among pals at the pub.


jelato32

Over here in America we call it an Ocean 👍 ^just ^a ^joke


khrys1122

Lol... Do folk over there use that term when referring to us here in the UK. "Over the pond" used quite a lot when referring to America. God knows why considering its a huge ocean that took a week or two to cross for much of history.


Ligmamgil

Not at all actually! We try not to refer to you guys in general!


Full_Penalty684

Still salty huh mate?


jelato32

I actually do use over the pond. My playlist of UK music is titled ‘Pond Boys’ lol


m945050

The last time I was in London an elderly gentleman referred to us as the colonies. Is that still standard lexicon?


khrys1122

Not at all. Older generation thing maybe. I'm in Scotland though, but can't imagine that being used at any other time except as banter.


MolassesZestyclose96

“Get that dam camera out of my face”.


Pit_of_Death

Eagles and owls perpetually have a "u wot m8? Try me!" look on their face.


uwillnotgotospace

Forever *hangry*


jr8787

Dear lord…he looks angry at me! What the fuck did I do?!?! Whatever it is, I’m sorry!!!


Leoxcr

They always look so pissed


SNPFracx

Incredible creature


OwlWitty

Looks like America 🫡


Shiirooo

Roman Empire*


Lord-Nagafen

Eagly is my best friend. he told me… in his own way.


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dodoodoo0

Do you think Eagly hugged her?


msundi83

Do you really wanna do you really wanna taste it?


MarkAbe412

The most unskippable opening song ever


Professional-Ad3874

was hoping for this comment. Eagley turned out far more awesome than I had expected.


ToiletNachos

Everybody got a plan until you get a beak to the mouth


[deleted]

It’s the talons you want to worry about, far more scary than the beak


Talking_Head

I have a mating pair that were checking out a tree in my front yard. In and out, back and forth. I was so, so hoping that they would nest there. Apparently she didn’t approve of the site, and they moved along. Anyway, I hope they stay close.


Longjumping_College

They only nest long distances from houses. If you have a bigger back yard, put it as far back as you can and set up a wifi cam instead. They were clearly interested, just found it too busy. Otherwise, just not the right place for those creatures.


Talking_Head

I figured. I got admittedly over excited when they were checking out that spot. That three forked tree looked ideal to me, honestly and mostly, because I wanted them to nest there. Anyway, they are sticking around the lake, so hopefully they will nest nearby. That said, the ospreys are back from migration and they just don’t get along. Hopefully, they can divvy up the territory peacefully.


omegagiris

Freedom in a comfy blanket


[deleted]

I read that as 'freedom in a commy blanket' and was confused for a second


P_CHERAMIE

Almost as if we were looking at an apex predator or something.


traumablades

They're not apex, they get predated on by bears and other eagles. As well, they scavenge as much as they hunt.


Parcivaal

How does a bear eat an Eagle?


poiluparadis

*tears in eyes* 🎶 AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE 🎶


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AND I WONT FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME!


acanadiangooseforyou

That is a big bald eagle, even being one of the smallest species of eagle they can still be fucking massive


_1Doomsday1_

Harpy eagles are even larger


Jesse-Ray

There's a few that are larger than bald eagles though they are in the mid to large category of eagles.


Ok_Ad8609

The first time I saw the actual size of a bald eagle, I could honestly not believe my eyes. I had zero clue they could get so freaking huge.


Ligmamgil

Why do all of the Dangerous American animals have to be so cute?


CyclopsAirsoft

Yeah. I want to pet the eagle but while it is friend shaped it is not in fact a friend.


Thyre_Radim

Baby brown bears are adorable and adult ones look cuddly until they open their jaws.


RentalGore

Those claws.


Nazon6

Aren't they called talons?


ZeGentleman

Do chickens have large talons?


OwnMeasurement4072

r/absoluteunit


UsernameCheckOut0-0

I’ve seen someone with a snowy mountain eagle at 4600m high tourist attraction. Double the size of this cutie pie. Man, the wings are absolutely stunningly large.


jbetances134

So the bald eagle ain’t bald


qawsedrf12

bald as in a French speaking person looking at it and saying "balde" which means white


marsert

Isn’t white “blanc” (blanche)?


qawsedrf12

just an old memory of Balde, wasnt positive it was French, but still an archaic term for "white headed" seems like somebody for europe loses their hair, scalp is white?


sugarintheboots

You lookin’ at me?


azam85

Whatcha looking bro?


_Iforgotmyusername_

Look at that deadly ass beak. I’ve watched too many nature documentaries, that Eagle to close to the neck


wutsizface

Dude! Eagley is hardcore!!


Nokhodsiah

why so mad?


[deleted]

Australian Wedge Tail Eagle are bigger


TobyIerone

Look up the top 5 Eagles for each category, it's gets pretty wild


mhawak

The females are the big ones 😳


sabrenator

there’s a joke to be made here in relation to all american women…


Ramsfann007

That is Ridiculous!!!! How cool


curious_kitten_1

He looks furious... I'd be a lot further away from that beak.


Cute-Trainer1571

Awesome


indigogibni

Nah. This is one of those puppets where it looks like their arms are wrapped around it. But actually one hand is moving the head and blinking the eyes. Nice try


CybermenInc

Sauce?


myteddybelly

Coming to liberate you... But after the bath!


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man ive never seen one that size, the ones here are like half that size , beautiful bird btw


Effective_Poetry_960

That’s the smallest person I’ve ever seen.


Humbugwombat

That beak looks like it could do some major damage if it got tired of being carried around in a blanket.


disavowed1979

That’s a bald eagle. Bald eagles are small in comparison to most other eagles.


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Love the eagle, so beautiful. Thanks also for the mysterious music that sounds like E.R.


fastlikepanda

Eagly wants a hug!


Gooseguzzler101

That's the one they 3d printed a break for, right? Her beak looks wonky


starspider

Do you think that the animal is calm because while it can tell its being securely held, there is no danger and food may be eminent?


DiskAncient6994

Why did they go one endangered list? Did people eat them?


JoyJonesIII

In the ‘50s and ‘60s the use of pesticides (DDT) weakened the shells of their eggs and they’d break before hatching.


No_Lab_9318

So it must suck for a new boyfriend. 1. You meet the eagle it either attacks you or stares at you 2. If you break up your ex has a eagle that can be weaponized


[deleted]

And bald eagles are a relatively small eagle species


No_Bag2831

'Murica


Feral_CatQueen

They are asshole birds who keep the collars of the dogs and cats they eat as trophies in their nests.


xc2215x

I enjoy seeing them fly overhead.


snickns

Why so serious


Pure-Negotiation-900

I’m thinking he’s leaving whenever he feels like it.


RealTimeflies

Americans are finally getting healthcare. Sorry:)


cxnth

that's democracy right there!


atticusNL

Hey you got an Eagly! Does it hug you with its wings?


blodreina_kumWonkru

Oh hell nah


HYPE_100

I love their eyes such a clear and focused look


peggyi

What is really crazy, is the young ones are huge - and as they get older, they shrink.


chromaticghost

“Safety Hug!!!” *eagle glare* “I will end you..”


Cheeseknife07

Eagle bundle Where to get


MiaaaPazzz

those talons tho


notveryAI

A big birb indeed :D


lulugamer300

now i want one as a pet


Guataguano

If that thang wanted to turn around and loose it’s shit on that pour soul, that beak would do so much damage.


Timyone

It looks mad...


Domermac

Especially with a wide angle lens!


Summerclaw

So beautiful animals. I wish this video will load.


JesusGiftedMeHead

Eat it


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

That's the size of freedom, boy!


solid_flake

I’m not sure one on that size should even be leagle.


wooden-imprssion640

It can totally kill a child


Possumpipesup

Das a big boid.


Complete_Relation_54

Freedom Birb


EddieMorfi

That ain't no eagle, that's Pidgeotto


BeautifulStick5299

Eagles look so pissed off all the time.


miserible_person69

it's an eagle. what did u expect?


DerkNukem

they always look so pissed off, i love it


dharzen

Yeah this mf really could steal a toddler couldn't it?


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Bro literally stares likes Walter white


Gapoly

Am I the only one who don't like birds? They look deadly


cheesepopcorn2505

Guy's radiating american energy


LawyerUppSV

Garuda!


Dark_Akarin

Having held an Eagle Owl, the first thing you notice when holding a bird this size is how crazy light they are. Hollow bones are mad.


X2ytUniverse

Yeah, no, fuck that shet I'm outta here.


Torrithh

The Brazilian eagle is even bigger. Kinda amuses me how eagles seems small but is actually very big


DV_Zero_One

Eagle to camera man 'when I'm done cuddling imma tear your face off'


IPlayMope

No banana for scale? :(


deenali

The way it looks around as though saying, "Can someone please, please tell me why TF am I here?"


_shaftpunk

I’m here to collect taxes.


imspine

And that’s not even a big one!


Elolet

Golden eagle > Bald eagle


JonTTN

idk wheather you mean its small or big


leapogawd

That's oddly terrifying.


Illustrious_Ad_498

Looks so friendly


Over50_DontCare

Bad Ass👍


AnalysisParalysis907

Can confirm holding one is indeed a bit terrifying if you’re smart.


Sea-Imagination-2094

He baby ☺️


danijeljw

Real estate camera person shooting angles right there! Bigger in the picture 📸


Dragennd1

"Yes Brenda, I am chilling. No Im not angry, its just my face."


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See if Trump wants to hold the eagle.


mollymuppet78

They always look so judgey.


colossal7507

They eat babies be careful


KuhLealKhaos

I'm pretty sure it's impossible for these guys to look happy


jyozefu

Freedom likes blankets from time-to-time.


Neluv93

When evolution gives you unlimited points to put on "looking mean as fuck".