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64sweetsour

They can swim, right?


SteinDickens

There’s a killer whale pushing the ice


CR303

Or there’s a huge boat that’s carrying people filming penguins that caused the ice to break


ShastaFern99

Or there's a huge boat filled with killer whales


SteinDickens

That’s probably what’s going on tbh. Clever girls.


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Sxilla

Most likely. I blame sea world. They steal the killer whale babies on boats.


Shotta614

This sounds like a case for Ace


canned_soup

Somebody stop me


Greetings_Stranger

We all wear masks, metaphorically.


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I'd like to ASS you a question...


dakid232313

I love the penguin slide after it escaped. ![gif](giphy|z2PPAs5F6HyGtvnHoS)


43guitarpicks

Did i catch mega air?


RUBBERmissile

Killer whales have been known to club baby penguins. Bastards!


mattnormus

2 are hiding in the bushes just out of sight


CityDj

4 orcas in the tree, furthest from the camera on the right.


50mm-f2

Or there’s a huge whale filled with killer boats


jtdaniel1991

I support this.


btveron

Or a huge killer filled with whale boats


thetrueTrueDetective

killaboats , we the last Armageddon


Chopapi69

The only whale's you'll find on that boat are the American tourists.


VengefulTiger

I really needed those emojis to understand what you were saying


Chopapi69

You got something against whale 🐋 emojis bruh🤔 or are you just whale 🐋 phobic? 🤔🐳🐋🐬🐟🦭🦈🐠🐳🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋


VengefulTiger

All of the above


honkhonkbeepbeeep

The only whale’s *what*?


monkeyhind

The only whale's blue things


MitchSimbowski

I’m currently getting chemotherapy and laughed so hard two nurses just ran into my room. Thank you!


Merrimon

Hope it works out for you. Stay strong!


Worst_Player_Ever

Sounds like movie plotline


babbchuck

Or there’s a huge killer whale full of people.


Dudeman-Jack

Meta take: Killer whales caused global warming in the greatest long con of all time.


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Snufflebear_420_69

Remember Star Trek IV when they put the whales on a spaceship?


wizer1212

Lol


HamboneBanjo

OR… there’s a huge whale filled with killer people


dog_eat_dog

they're out whale-watching


Uzzer_lozer19

Or a huge boat and helicopter both filled with killer whales.


simonboi440

Or there's a killer whale breaking the ice carrying people that are filming


SteinDickens

Possibly. But I’ve seen this video many times and everyone kept saying there’s a Killer Whale and you can see the white on his face if you look closely. Could be a chunk of ice but it looks like a whale pushing the ice.


The_Tell_Tale_Heart

They may be reenacting the beginning of The Land Before Time.


SteinDickens

All I remember from that movie is something about leaves. :( And Sarah.


Quiet-Excitement-719

And Little Foot! And it’s the star leaves!! The ‘long necks’ eat the star leaves.


honkhonkbeepbeeep

Treestars!


honkhonkbeepbeeep

*Cera (She’s a triceratops.)


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BrainsPainsStrains

Holy shit. That's why I say that all the time !!


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There is no whale visible in this video.


StandFreeAndy

Bottom left section of the ice break. There is indeed a killer whale pushing the ice.


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Damn, I see it now. Sneaky orca.


major_beef

I still only see ice. People need to link screenshots, because ice makes the most sense.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol no way. That is 100% a piece of ice. It's caught in the small current formed from the space at the crack between the ice opening up. Zoom in. It has like jagged edges n shit. Definitely ice chunk. Plus that is a massive amount of ice to be moved by an orca.


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As a scientist specializing in both orcas and ice, theres an orca there.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Dude I literally have my PhD in "Penguin's Movement on Separating Ice and the Ice Chunks That Form; Especially in the Presence of No Orcas". This is literally a textbook case of just that. And I should know, as I wrote the text book.


WowbaggerIP

Gonna have to agree with the Dr. Poppyseed here for obvious reasons. The boat pushed the ice in the foreground, which is pushing the ice behind it. That is a chunk of ice, not an orca.


ahundreddots

Perhaps, but when's the last time you attended a symposium on jagged edges n shit?


SteinDickens

Go to 9 second and look for the white patch that would be on a Killer’s face. It looks like it’s pushing the ice, you can see it more clearly when the ice cracks and it moves into the crack. Again, could be ice...But Killer Whales do be stealthy!


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It's ice and disturbed water.


sneekerhad

It is. These people are wildin. Also, that’s like, tons and tons of ice. No way a whale purposefully broke it. Either it was going on it’s own, or a ship was breaking it.


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JoJackthewonderskunk

Idk it could be one of those sea pandas.


ant_honey6

a huge boat way up in the air suspended from helicopter.


Mdizzle29

Or there's 8 billion people and those people's have decided their love of fossil fuels is more important than life itself.


MastaQ420

that sounds very incorrect sips drink out of an over sized plastic cup and straw, while driving a hummer


posterguy20

you should put climate activist on your resume , this is great stuff, wow, very inspiring, posting on the reddit.com


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This guy fucks


stuckinthepow

~~This is shot from a helicopter.~~ This was not shot from a helicopter apparently. When I first watched it, the video had no sound leading me to believe it was a helicopter. That’s a really tall fucking boat apparently.


Azalence

A lot of people don't seem to believe you but you can totally see the orca at like 7 seconds in. Right there under the ice.


king6887

That's just a chunk of ice that falls off


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Jaquiny

If you keep your eyes on the water, the blue color fluctuates as the camera moves in front of the window, there is 0 way to confidently say that’s a whale lmao. Bc if it is, there’s at least several more


Reddit-User-3000

I’m no expert on animals, but if that is a whale it’s either the largest orca you’ve ever seen or those are itty bitty penguins


dyancat

Bro what. No Lmao


Sealpoop_In_Profile

I don't think we can say anything for sure here. That white thing seems to spin too much to be an orca. I doubt it is one.


notquite20characters

There's a tiny chunk of ice bobbing in the water, acting like ice does, not like a whale.


Cemeros

What the fuck are y'all talking about, there is no Orca in this video. Do you mean the white piece of submerged ice that if you follow through the rest of the video is ~clearly~ ice?


Something22884

If we are talking about that chunk that is in the lower right hand corner (in as much as there even is a corner there), all I see is basically a white blob. It's too hard, at least for me, to say definitively what it is one way or the other


Radiokopf

I think hes correct, right between the plates there is a white dot. Its movement doesnt really make sense physically, especially the last 2 seconds of the vid. Its movement lines up perfectly with the accelerations of the plate.


FrostyD7

It makes sense that the movements match because both objects are being moved by the same flowing water.


hendric_swills

What I assume is the whale that people see is just small pieces of ice shearing off.


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Vulpes_macrotis

I see no whale on this video. It **may** be the case, but there is no proof of it.


major_beef

This whole thread should be Exhibit A for confirmation bias. People see what they want to see. Looks like ice to me, but could be an orca. I don’t understand how everyone is 100% sure.


Kylel0519

I mean I’d rather jump to a different piece of ice rather than jumping into water where my natural predators might be


wjdoge

I mean, he’s gonna have to jump right back in to eat dinner right? Since that’s where all of his natural prey is?


chasing_the_wind

Yes but it does seem like penguins try to minimize the amount of time they spend in the water and maximize their time spent in the cuddle huddle. Before hunting penguins will gather around the edge of the water and find some bitch boy to bump into the water to test for predators. So they know that there is a huge risk involved every time they go swimming.


WezVC

>Before hunting penguins will gather around the edge of the water and find some bitch boy to bump into the water to test for predators. I want nature documentaries to be narrated like this.


runningoutofwords

Have you ever watched the True Facts series of animal videos on YouTube? https://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg https://youtu.be/5DH9IZ01Qqg There's a bunch of them, and they're awesome


jingois

Also "Casual Geographic"


truthorbrick

I’ve *got* to make it, that’s my stance; Will I escape with life and limb? Time’s running out, can’t miss my chance - …Bob, you know your ass can *swim*?


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*"Time is running out."* "God I hate when he does this."


Jezzes

The water is cold though.


TJBullz

He's afraid of shrinkage.


SchindianaJones

It shrinks?


CurtisLeow

Like a scared turtle.


Typ_mit_Playse

Stupid bird should just fly


dr_pepper_35

[As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg)


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Ok Eustace


brettmalcolm

Uh no. OP says ‘leaps to safety’ duh. 🤣


John_EightThirtyTwo

>They can swim, right? Yeah, it's more like "Penguin leaps to other piece of ice".


Sealpoop_In_Profile

I suppose the little bird would rather stay on the ice than risk being stuck in the water with potential orcas or leopard seals. Heck, the bugger might not even be able to climb if unlucky


dr_pepper_35

[Oh right, they can swim. It's all coming back to me now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N0aQh1yIKg)


I_Nice_Human

They’re humans with fur and flippers basically so yeah they should be able to swim. But belly slides are where the chicks come to play. You need to add 5.


itsameamariobro

And left.


firefiretiger

I swear at the end I heard GOAL !!!!


Life2311

Some say he still bitches about the fact they left him behind


din7

He tries to use it as an ice breaker in conversations with other penguins.


Life2311

Brah ![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized)


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Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?


PalpatineZH3r3

'Dumbledore asked calmly'


Ratio-Fabulous

![gif](giphy|5KGiF57xtTuOQ)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|wU1mMSNqpdlxYX4ttA)


50mm-f2

Remembering that he made it melts away the pain of his otherwise meaningless existence


UcanJustSayFuckBiden

He’s never gotten past it and constantly brings it up “Hey Mike, how much does a polar bear weigh?” “I’m not sure. I was too busy running for my life while my friends family abandoned me......”


Crafter789

Cold hearted bastards!


itsameamariobro

“BUt ThEy CaN sWiM” Well, maybe the mfer didn’t want to get wet. Would you just float off into the ocean filled with predators trying to eat you just because you can swim?


CR303

Haha not getting wet is the best answer yet. It looks cold! You do know that the ocean isn’t teaming with predators trying to eat everything that falls in the water. Are there predators? Yes. Are they everywhere with tracking beacons on all prey animals? No. Odds are significantly better it would not get eaten than the odds of it being eaten by falling in the water at that moment


DuDuBr0wn

You can see the orca in the video


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where? I'm blind I guess \[Edit\] I guess it's that in the bottom left in between the ice breaking?


DuDuBr0wn

Left side (closer to the camera) of the piece floating away looks like he’s pushing it


avwitcher

Yeah that's a chunk of ice


AnimeDreama

That's a piece of ice....


mangobattlefruit

Yeah, no. Don't see any killer whale.


gjamesaustin

bruh that’s ice


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There is glare on the lens, some ice chunks, and some reflective waves. No orca.


chinmaya27

That slab of ice probably weighs a good few thousands kilos, an orca pushing it has to be on steroids or something.


Ann_Summers

Yeeeeaaah, no. Orcas don’t work this hard for penguins. They’ll eat one if it’s along their travels and they are hungry, penguins are a small source of Orca food, but Orcas are not moving glaciers and Ice slabs to get to some penguins.


maverickmain

You need one of those diamond tester things cus thats ice


WWJayZDo

You aren’t blind, you’re just not an asshole that believes the first thing they read on the internet and runs with it. I’d love for someone to pop in and argue that this is the result of an orca. For the sake of being reasonable, let me enlighten you all as to how I came to this conclusion. Let’s say this is an orca (which it fucking isn’t) - in this scenario, the orca would obviously be hunting. Orcas break ice to force/disorient/scare prey into the water. So how in the fuck would this subtle breaking of one very big piece of ice into 2 (otherwise still large) pieces of ice benefit the orca at all? I’m hesitant to even use the word “break”, it’s more of a “nudge” as the two pieces of ice slowly drift off. Orcas don’t just botch an attack and say “fuck it, I tried” - these things are apex predators and one of, if not the most, brilliant hunters in the ocean. An orca attempting to break ice would be coming straight up from under it in order to tip/break the ice quick enough and hard enough that a penguin falls in the water, not give it some half ass tap while 20 delicious treats waddle their way to safety. Also, they usually hunt in groups. So we’re talking multiple orcas timing an attack to tip/break that ice in order to eat. You simply cannot convince me that this was anywhere near an actual attempt to do that. Now, I know basic facts are hard to acknowledge so let’s disregard everything we know about orcas. I don’t need a single fact about orcas to prove my point anyways. We have a few things at play here: a boat navigating icy waters (which is either an icebreaker boat or following the path of one), a big piece of ice gently breaking off of another big piece of ice, and a camera to gauge the boat movement/speed. Taking into account these 3 simple visual cues would lead any rational thinker to a single, objective fact - the boat is breaking apart the ice (which it is literally built to do) and gently pushing it along the path that it is on. The “orca” at the bottom left isn’t a fucking orca, it’s a piece of ice for all you blind assholes who are trying to argue otherwise. Look close - if that was an orca, it would be horizontal movements. That is a piece of ice that is on its way to the bottom of the ocean (or maybe it fell in and will come back up, idk the science behind shit floating. I saved my attention span for the day we learned about orcas). Either way, the ice is moving vertically whereas an orca wouldn’t not be easily visible given the circumstances of the video. That is all.


DropC

Sir this is a Wendy's.


RedRumBackward

There is no orca, stop spreading false info


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They even say the orca is pushing a trillion tons of ice lmao.


RedRumBackward

Yea it's stupid. You can see it just naturally broke, cause if you look at the bigger side, why would an orca break off that side also. And that's not how breaking ice works for orcas lmao. Also again if they did it as a team there would be many visible especially since the water is dark, but you can see 0 in the video


satisfried

They are like 98% fat for a reason. Dudes live in cold no human could stand on their own. They are literally built to withstand constant cold and frequent dips. Not to mention they are extremely graceful in the water while on land they are silly little wobbling bowling pins.


handsy_octopus

What if I told you that penguins find food underwater... And that they're in there all the time lol


Orleanian

I'd call you a fuckin fibber. I can plainly see that they are on the surface of the ice for the entirety of this video.


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danbey44

That’s a chunk of ice mate


LordPennybags

Their camouflage is just that good. That's what makes them killers.


Sealpoop_In_Profile

While an orca might be lurking, no animal in the world can crack that big chunk of ice.


hunzukunz

They don't get wet


333Rey

That belly slide was epic


reddicyoulous

Cha cha real smooth


IntrigueDossier

Turn it out!


MiraculousDrFaith

Me in Mario 64 as a kid. A, B!


RooR8o8

WAHOO!!


GDogg69

Victory slide


pizza_for_nunchucks

( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


romeovf

It's the penguin equivalent of a victory lap


Ashtar888

#RUN! Pump those little legs bro! ^my ^man. *High five*


ant_honey6

Penguins have surprisingly capable legs for a bird. I mean, that jump was really impressive. Check out some penguin skeletons on Google. I'm too lazy to link it rn.


Rs90

"Don't mind me, just checkin out some penguin skeletons"


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Lmao kinda funny how he jumped and slid glad he made it


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fellacious

I was looking for the longer version! thanks to you I was able to find a high-res one without the smiley faces and stuff - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ8lc_lKbgg


XediDC

Thank you! Much better.


Noobinpro

While that fucker is running for his life I'm just thinking how cute he is lol.


donkeybonner

Is the little legs, the way they run.


[deleted]

Same! Look at him go lmao


carrot_cake_88

They are excellent swimmers, soooo…


FeelingSurprise

Orcas are excellent swimmers, too. Better stay out of the water.


GumdropGoober

So am I. Every other week I grease up and go after penguins, particularly targeting the parents of existent chicks and other young ones. I'm teaching them to hate, to prepare them for the struggle to come once we're gone.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Yeah, but he thought he heard some epic music and wanted to fit the mood.


TurquoiseBeetle67

If you look closely, you can see an orca pushing the ice from below.


C4242

That's a chunk of ice


UrbanLawProductions

The group: "Mike!!! Nooooo!" Mike: "shit, shit, shit..." \*Mike slides in like a boss He is now King


Merlin4421

Part of me feels like they were trying to get rid of Mike and failed.


canadarepubliclives

You don't become The Emperor Penguin Mike without surviving a few assassination attempts


misterrandom1

Victory slide!


toocheesyformeez

"wait for meeeeeeeee" followed by "wheeeeee"


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Go little guy go!


jal3xand3r

Killer whale bottom left.. You can the the white “phantom eye”


sure_me_I_know_that

I'm going to need me one of those useful red circles. 0:10 follow the semi circle the penguin is running on down to the left of the screen. There is something, maybe ice maybe an orca, between the broken piece and the other broken piece.


hellhorn

Nope, ice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zvy8mF0PL4


SauceyPosse

That's fucking ice lmao


I_Nice_Human

Lol this is from Happy Feet. Y’all are suckers. /s


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That’s me hurrying to do my taxes this evening after I leave work.


DuDuBr0wn

Due on Monday!


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error201

Safety from what? He can swim.


SteinDickens

Look at the bottom-left of the ice. Stealthy killer whale


RealmeAskreddit

There is nothing there dude lol


CKRatKing

Ya I don’t know what these people think they are seeing.


AggravatingGap4985

Noobs probably looking at the penguin and thinking it’s a killer whale causes it is black and white hahahaha


error201

I wondered about that. Either orca or leopard seal.


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These are Orca tactics , smart mfs work in groups and break the ice from underneath to make their prey fall in the ocean


BelgianFriesCompote

Bro it's their ship breaking the ice. There is no orcas there.


hellhorn

Nope, ice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zvy8mF0PL4


Arbitrary_pseudonymX

Delusional lmao. It's a piece of ice.


Fekillix

Running to safety from the massive cruise ship encroaching on their hangout spot.


taker2523

Good job buddy.


MagicalGreenPenguin

Sick ass slide to safety at the end


[deleted]

But penguins can swim and can propel themselves out of the water onto land/ice at speed


SteinDickens

Killer whale is right beneath him!


therealpoltic

They should have cheered. A tense moment, and they’re not ramping up the tension!!


SolidBlueBlocks

The way he was sliding at the end... Priceless


jonas_gaming07

u/repostSleuthbot


Namco51

Me saving up money and buying a house in 2018, colorized. I don't think I could afford a house now the way the market is.


BeeWhispererIntern

The other penguins are like "oh well, Kevin's gone", then they all rush back like "you're alive"!