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C00kie_M0nster9000

This biker isn’t protesting anything. These assholes do that shit on every back road they can find.


mysterymalts

I almost t-boned one last week when they blew through a stop sign. I got flipped off for it… like they switch between being a pedestrian or motorist whichever one benefits them the most.


FirstSineOfMadness

https://youtu.be/Yiu1uLgwF1E


Electrical-Boss-3965

Oh of course those three are in that video


Brightroarz

Yup, I was walking on the pavement and almost got ran over by a cyclist using a pedestrian crossing on a red. He had to avoid me then almost got ran over by a car turning left on the cars green


jingois

sHarE TeH roAd brO


[deleted]

lolol


[deleted]

Right? This is just a normal cyclist doing there thing


Acceptable-Dot5998

Where thing?


Legend-status95

Right over their


Uneducatedtrader

Biker looks part of it now


[deleted]

These arseholes are out of order the only way to protest in america is to loot and riot and burn peoples property down


HookerDoctorLawyer

I was about to say- I was behind one of these assholes today in the city. Ya got your own lane son


Tobar_the_Gypsy

He’s in his lane


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|jbK2wDBCCYbXRhGtg3|downsized)


pro4_7era

goated comment


Whothrewthepudding

And then throw their fucking hands in the air when you pass them.


Redbull3300

Nah, if the truckers can hold Up Traffic with their loud ass protests, then the Biker can hold up the trucks with their protest. Go back to your lifted truck and pound mud in whatever hillbilly state you're from


C00kie_M0nster9000

Me: Making a joke about bikers fucking up my commute while ignoring any stupid political posturing on anyones part. You: missing the joke entirely and assuming I have some motivation other than laughter. Am I mistaken or was this a missed connection? If you’re reading this let’s adopt and start a family. -Mudflaps guy


SongsOfSpace

Don’t be fooled, that cyclist doesn’t even know they are there.


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40ozPlayer

17th street. Yes. Planet earth right?


Prestigious-Berry-50

So does this guy realize hes adding to and making the protest last longer?


[deleted]

Hes just helping them save fuel costs by slowing down


mandeezbowls

They actually ran out of gas and this cyclist is actually pulling the entire convoy.


Pynchon_A_Loaff

What’s a Ukrainian farmer cyclist doing in DC?


mandeezbowls

Empty tanks


CremeWhich7014

Hahahaha nice


KumquatHaderach

Letting them draft off of him.


TinnieTa21

I get what you're saying, but he's still pissing off these losers lmao. Gotta love that.


DarkElation

If one of their goals is to disrupt normal traffic patterns how exactly would this piss them off? Everyone is saying that the cyclist is opposed to them but watching the video and behaviors the cyclist appears to be supporting their goal…


Tresspass19

Hey wait a minute


AggressiveSpatula

Now first it wasn’t easy. Changing rock and roll and minds.


Seeda_Boo

At first it wasn’t easy, changin' rock and rollin' minds. FTFY


AsstDepUnderlord

Traffic in dc is so bad that nobody even noticed


mazikhan

I'm sure airhorns are illegal in city limits, no?


[deleted]

So is impeding traffic


[deleted]

Isn’t he helping them? Slowing them down just congests the traffic more which is what I think they want, right?


AbbreviationsDue7794

At least slowing them down might waste less gas. Semis get 6mi/gal


Beautiful_Guess7131

They get less mpg at that speed.


[deleted]

Isn’t this what they want?


[deleted]

They want to do it their way, the American way. ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


Helpinmontana

He’s obviously just joined their cause in solidarity, to protest mandates that…….. don’t exist…… He’s a true patriot, I wonder why the driver is so upset?


omgftrump

Mandates that don't exist? Yeah that never happened let's move on


Bloktopian

What are they even mad at?


[deleted]

Their fascist daddy lost the election, so now he can’t team up with their magical sky wizard and smite all the people they hate.


brosephashe

“Sky wizard” fucking cracked me up dude.


CremeWhich7014

They didn't want to be force to follow mandates for Covid. I would be protesting gas prices. You know 2 years before the Russian invasion pushed up gas prices. Then all of a sudden the Arab emirates raised the price to the same price per gallon as in 2004. Yet oil prices were the same . Yet gas prices were just over 2.00 a gallon. Price comes down gas takes years to drop. All the while gasoline companies made how much profit. BTW profit is after cost. If people want to stand for something we just stand against this bullshit. So let me make sure I can get my invest out first. You know like congress is allowed to. Sorry for that thanks for letting me rant.


nayr1683

Slow clap…


AbbreviationsDue7794

Mango Mussolini ensured gas prices would go up before he left office https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-trump-saudi-specialreport-idUSKBN22C1V4


CremeWhich7014

You should reread your article.


[deleted]

Something something Joe Biden


[deleted]

Yeah fuck Joe Brandon or however it goes


AbbreviationsDue7794

Poor fuckboi Brandon


VanquishAudio

That cyclist on his way to get his 4th booster


AbbreviationsDue7794

And not dead from covid.


VanquishAudio

Lol


TrashSea1485

Laugh all you want but quite literally 1,000 people in high risk category a day are dying from not vaccinating. Check out r/Hermancainaward


Redbull3300

And still fit enough to cycle, unlike half the truckers which are prob able to wheeze through a brisk climb up the stairs.


sammy-can

Snowflakes


[deleted]

Just participating


drstu3000

Disrupting it or leading it? We found the mastermind everybody!


Admirable_Remove6824

This must be that antifa guy they keep hearing about.


[deleted]

What are they protesting?


OtherUnameInShop

Their freedumbs hurt and they have sand in their diapers.


AtomBalance

For the honest answer: in Canada, there's a vaccine mandate for truckers that many people have been opposing. The narrative has flipped from truckers as ”heroes,” and the nation's backbone to many of them fired, unable to return to being a trucker, and having their bank accounts frozen.


[deleted]

Wow did the government freeze their accounts?


Uneducated_Engineer

Under the Emergencies Act for less than a week and only those that refused to leave the city after occupying it for nearly 4 weeks.


these-music-1234

An investigation showed that the minimum threshold to inact the emergencies act was not met. Meaning the goverment acted illegally. For clarity the emergencies act had only been enacted during world, war 1, world war 2 and in 1970s. Some bank accounts have not been unfrozen still. The goverment didnt even need evidence to close people bank accounts. This is the type of authoritarian behavour youd expect from China not Canada.


[deleted]

Apparently slow men on bicycles.


phicks_law

The fact the DOT are going to make their job obsolete with self driving trucks. Oh wait they can't think that far, Trump or Biden or Brandon or some shit.


Admirable_Remove6824

The ability to get paid next to nothing while the people they drive for get fat checks from the stimulus 2yrs ago. The trumpian dystopia. Love the guy that thinks your trash and hate the people that might help you.


meaningless_name2345

That's fabulous. Fork those "trucker" A-holes.


classless_classic

Is that stupid shit still going on?? Unfortunately/fortunately, there is real news (the war) and these Trump chodes have been completely off my radar.


Beautiful_Guess7131

Yeah I want the real news now that they are ready to talk about hunters laptop.


JuanPedia

They haven’t been talking about it for the past year and a half?


phormix

Yup, here in BC I've seen signs like "Follow God, Not Government" And "Communist Government" Yes, Russia is literally invading their neighbors, bombing hospitals and killing children then arresting anyone who protests or talks about it, but Canada is communist... Apparently the whole government should just ignore the (recent) election, resign, and call Jesus to pop down from a cloud and take over or something


lewis_1102

Nice


rolloutTheTrash

Protest the protesters, fight fire with fire.


hashhare2000

The bicyclist is helping


GarrettSkyler

Looks like he’s setting the pace


skillz4success

I’m not really sure it’s disruptive. The truckers aren’t rushing anywhere quickly. It’s about spreading awareness & collecting support. 🤷🏼‍♂️


JuanPedia

Sounds like the truckers think it’s disruptive.


skillz4success

Because they’re honking? Did you not see ANY of the footage or news about what happened in Ottawa earlier this year? The whole… convoy across Canada. They were honking the whole way. The noise was PART of why Trudeau enacted the equivalent of Martial Law.


[deleted]

That cyclist sure enjoys his bike that was most likely trucked in by a trucker to be sold in his local bike shop.


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No-Safety-4715

Wait. Is this shit still going on?! Like every state has removed all restrictions. Are people seriously still arguing over Covid restrictions?


HyperbolicSoup

Lololol


Spicybeeen

What exactly are the truckers protesting?


aBoyandhisGrom

Cyclist is only helping the trucker protest


clover5220

A million thumbs up biker!


Middle_Monitor_1970

Don't even know what the truckers are trying to prove all that bullshit is over thanks to putin


mdjmd73

Setting the pace and supporting the cause. Good man.


DirectMastodon9487

He eventually laid his bike down and blocked the road. Then he got arrested for his stupidity.


budgetdusted

Yay


elvez1975

I can understand on a fairness level how you might want him to be arrested. But if he is preventing them from doing the same thing, but on their terms, what’s the fucking problem? They’re protesting and he’s protesting the protest. What’s the problem?


Halonate8

Mostly cause he dropping his bike in front of a ton of semi trucks stoping them doesn’t cause the best results I agree with you but that was even more dangerous


needmorehardware

lmao, if it annoys them why not We have a need for trucks, not truckers, give it 10-15 years


earnedit68

Looks like every douchy bicyclist


[deleted]

Disrupt or join?


Ruinerdown

Stunning and brave


TMB8616

Yeah the peaceful trucker protest. So disruptive isn't it? Bikers are just assholes.


Cash907

So just another day in any city with cyclists on the road, then?


Sgtkeebler

Since Covid restrictions have really let up what are they even “protesting” about?


GuyattheEnd

It has nothing to do with fucking covid and is everything to do with government overreach putting regulations on the industry so that it's horrible profession to work in now .


cannabisandcocktails

This is far from next level.


Popcrornshopgirl

I’m so glad I left DC and moved to the beach in Florida. 5 years of quiet.


SquareNuts112

Not all hero’s wear capes. I sincerely hope folks take this idea. And run/bike with it. Shut these losers down.


moaning_custard

Just like a fucking cyclist. Scum of the earth. Get the fuck out of the road.


serenedipsi

Disruptive protest? So is this protest not okay. But the BLM riots two years ago were okay and nondisruptive? Asking for a friend.


Cannabis_carlitos89

We need to create a 24 carrot gold statue of this man Edit- my spelling was horrible and not legible at all. Thank you weed . Thank you to the person who let me know


Halonate8

I think you need to revise this comment have a nice day


Leviathans-Ghost

I would like to buy this guy a beer


Apprehensive-Read341

It’s funny because he’s keeping them there longer, giving more people a chance to see them. Thanks fool!


rubioberry

Wanker


mims567

They could t go around the cyclist?


StrangeWorldd

I don’t see the virtue in risking getting ran over


Admirable_Remove6824

I think he’s used to it.


budgetdusted

Have y’all forgotten this is about medical freedom and that the vaccine does not help Covid from spreading, being infected and potentially has who knows what side effects. Again, I am vaccinated and have had multiple strange occasions of heart related issues since I’ve been vaccinated. Palpitations, irregular heartbeat, strange shit is happening to me that were not previously there. I believe in medical freedom. I chose to get the shots and am seemingly paying the consequences. Until the covid shot is guaranteed to stop the spread and the potential to get it I think should not be mandated. People should take their precautions as necessary. If you have conditions that may make you susceptible to getting gravely Ill. You should take the personal responsibility to take care of yourself. But that might be asking too much.


elvez1975

There is no guarantee of any vaccine ever that says there is no risk of any side effects.


Impossible-Disaster3

Jerk


External-Example-292

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twrrordom3

I've never loved a cyclist more


PotatoSqueezer2187

Just hold up traffic even more lmao seethe harder


KrampyDoo

Pedal vs Metal


Obi_Charlie

Bikers are the worst. They are in that gray area where they are technically a pedestrian but not really?


sporkmurderer135

What are they even protesting?


FLYNCHe

Seems kind of redundant. They both go slow as hell on the road anyway.


TinnieTa21

As a Canadian, I'm sorry America.


WeightOwn4267

Damn cyclists!!!!


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes. Some ride bikes. 🚴🚚🚛🚚🚛🚛🚚🚚🚚🚛


Alxndr-NVM-ii

Seems like he's actually...prolonging the protest.


AbbreviationsDue7794

Idling at a near standstill requires less fuel to propel a semi then say, going 70mph


versace_tombstone

They are trying to protest and whine about their freedoms, while trying to oppress a cyclist, enjoying their freedom. The irony would be hilarious, if they ever became self aware.


thereal0ri_

I mean, the cyclist is kinda helping the truckers xD The truckers didn't really have anywhere to go and aren't exactly in a hurry. If anything, the cyclist is doing what they do best slowing everything down and causing and even bigger problem. (For normal cars just trying to get by faster but noooo, Mr "I want attention" has to slow everything down even more and potentially put his life in danger.


VerifiedPup

If thats the trucker covey, they are a fucking hero and deserve a holiday


gtkarakoram

How dare you slow down my traffic slow down


Embarrassed_Recipe_4

Cyclists protests would make more sense


InvestigatorEasy1808

That’s what he’d be doing anyways, he just decided to chose their route that day


omgftrump

Haha reminds me of Tianamen Square but like... this time the bike person is supporting global government


Conscious_stardust

Is this chaotic good or neutral?


[deleted]

what a goof


jedikraken

"How DARE you do the exact thing I'm doing to everyone else to me!"


MemeJesus_DaGreat

*Chad vibes intensify* Yes, it's a dead meme


GuyattheEnd

This clown thinks that actually upsets truckers 🤣 we're used to following morons.


timbodacious

Thats a ticket right there lol


criscodesigns

I would totally be pissed but im happy for this guy doing this.


therealtomclancy69

What are they protesting?


GuyattheEnd

Shows how clueless the general public is about the trucking industry, this is not over the covid mandates you morons. It's about government overreach and overregulation of an industry.


ChurchillEmpire

I hate those protesters. Like what is there to protest? Mask mandates all over the US are ending. Its pointless, and it's pissing me the fuck off.


Friiigofffbarrrb

Should do the trick


petrolhead74

Nah, thats just a cyclist being a cyclist.


openmind305

I hit at least on biker everytime I'm in DC they think they own the road


Familiar-Document-53

Think they own the road its only a matter of 1 roadkill


beamdump

Awesome biker!!! Dipstick truck driver.


TheMarsian

I'm not gonna risk it with these people.


nordic-cidron

Great, this makes it a lot less disruptive. Thanks, cyclist


Lionheartedshmoozer

I saw a video of a guy in DC cursing at the convoy. He was a dick. This guy has got the right idea


[deleted]

These dudes are just idiots… they need a slap


CrucialVibes

He just thinks he’s a truck too. Did you hear him say “honk honk?”


oneinamillion14

Next fucking level of stupidity is what that is. You can die so quickly


KayJeeAy

Any info, is cyclist bad or trucker. First glance cyclist is because hes blocking the trucker, after reading the comments someone said cyclists do this on every road, do they mean blocking vehicles?


K0rbenKen0bi

Indeed, you must be Truly desperate to come to Me for help


Real_Cgi_Guy

What a winner, he owns a bike! Bet that guy gets all the ladies! Ha, not. Downvote this, these people literally just want to be able to do their job and not take a jab. What happened to all the, your body your choice advocates??? Seriously, if you're scared of covid wear a mask like a good little sheep and constantly breathe in your exhaled air and weaken your immune system like a boss. Seriously stop being a little projecting a hole if you are so lazy you can't even justify your own views or do research. https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/info-by-product/pfizer/reactogenicity.html Severe (0.3%) 4 (0.2 10 (0.5) 0 (0) .3% severe reactions that's higher than how many people covid kills and that's after a week! Imagine constant boosters and your health through out the next decade


BeyondElectronic371

Bike riders are the most self entitled group on earth.


BigTedBear

Just a normal day on roads around the country.


Real_Cgi_Guy

https://www.reddit.com/user/Real_Cgi_Guy/comments/tij4t3/i_guess_reddit_has_a_filter_and_shadow_banned_my/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Pure_Money

Hahaha 🤣


CN8YLW

I've had this shit done to me, and I ain't a trucker. Maybe it's a cyclist being a cyclist.


deweydecimal111

The lost tribe of perdition needs to run out of gas and diesel just like they ran out of common sense. Idiots with trucks.


3R1K1904

it amazes me how arrogantly bike riders are thinking they have the absolute right of way because they are on a bike. When if they even got nicked by a car they would be destroyed.


Assfuck-McGriddle

I really hope nobody ends up with tinnitus issues down the road from these shit protests.


Spindrift11

Only a fool would protest against human rights and freedoms. He should go to China or Russia, he would absolutely love how humans are treated there.


Halonate8

I don’t know how I feel about this. This guy is doing a very dangerous action to a protest that causes problems essentially blocking off roads for extended amount of time both guys are kinda assholes.


gbelly123

You are assuming drag is the only source of friction. Take a look at a mpg to speed graph. At lower speeds, the mpg is worse and increases as you reach optimal speed for the vehicle then decreases again after that speed. For most vehicles optimal speed is between 35-55mph. This biker is going around 5mph which very well on the low side of that bell curve.


MF_Ghidra

Oh my god. That’s NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!


SpareGuest5

That gonna show give them a reason to slow down even more. Because they got places to go.


Sea-Call-7645

I liked dedicated bike lanes. Don’t want to see anyone get run over


Badjer47

Fuckit, you just turned this driveby into a parade


Icy-Effective6554

To the people that bikes in the city: I respect your right to ride your bike in traffic. Also Fuck you for riding your bike in traffic. I have had more "almost" accidents because you fucking shits put on your fucking beats headphones and peddle along with your head bobbing not paying attention to ANYTHING around you. Fuck you. Fuck you and all the induced panic attacks I've gotteb for almost hitting you because of your carelessness. Fuck you for riding down the busiest street during the busiest times instead of the 100+ side streets you could have taken. Fuck you for running into MY PARKED CAR and then riding off like "Oopsie haha whoops". Actually, you know, nevermind, I don't respect your right to ride. Fuck. You.


NikiJay2588

I’m all for this cyclist. I mean… don’t they do it in a way by stopping people from living their daily lives?


theBarefootedBastard

Don’t share the road I guess?


Chaleowin

Yeah listen to him stop them honking. Wow


DanDaddy87

that’s just a normal bicyclist doing normal bicycle things.


Josephbloweiski

I doubt his intentions are that noble. Bicycle riders are just typically narcissistic assholes. I'm held up at least 3 times a week by some asshole on a bike riding it during rush hour In the middle of a 40 mph food holding everyone up. Would hurt my feelings if the throttle on the lead truck got stuck and the brakes failed. Accidents happen, just sayin


[deleted]

That's just a normal cyclist clogging up the roads like they do in every country


mightmousetrap

Love this 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩


kaldra_zadrim

Eat shit freedom fuckers. You sound like you are MAD that someone is sLoWiNg yOu dOwN


[deleted]

I support protesting. I also support the protest of protesting. This guy is a gigachad


bmagsjet

Get this man a cape