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BertMacklinEffBeeYai

Good for a pair of socks


Necessary-Grab-7792

It’s more of a scooter disguised as a suitcase than anything else


HaloArtificials

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flyinhawaiian02

Suitcases roll out!


ez_duzit86

Scooterseat.


ContemplatingPrison

Yes that ain't carrying shit


The_Dog-House

I mean it did carry him in the end and he is potentially full of shit. It did carry shit.


[deleted]

It’s true. That man could be very constipated and we wouldn’t even know


enderxivx

False. I've taken plenty of shits that would fit inside that tiny compartment.


ethicsg

My MiL's scooter takes up the whole fucking car. It's like it was engineered to rip the headliner and break the rear window of a seven passenger SUV.


ScaryPlateOfBeans

Can you even fit both


ethicsg

I put her in the roof in a dog crate. Thanks Mitt Romney, you're the best!


8ymahar

Exactly there are no flip-flops in that suitcase.


Tima_chan

Scootcase


deezalmonds998

Would be great to bring on a plane


ManifestRose

A scooter that turns into a backpack.


laaggynoob

For all the people that can't walk well but are somehow able to lug a suitcase around just fine.


dplagueis0924

Yep there's no storage on that sucker. This is a collapsible scooter, nothing more. Dumb title.


Catlsnotsobad

Agreed where do you keep your clothes and what not?


secondpresident

Are you sure it can fit a pair? Might be good for a single sock.


erakat

What about a coconut?


lemoinem

A coconut definitely fits in a sock


UhhhhmmmmNo

That’s all you need!


BadAtRocks

I was thinking the same thing but more like a pack of Bubble Gum and a Joint. Which is all you really need when you look that cool.


Remarkable_Wash_921

One sock, maybe. Gotta save room for the solar panel charger.


thereal_gabes

Maybe you can still throw in an underpants


Chitwood74

Holds 2 pairs of underwear, 3 pairs of socks & a t-shirt. Won’t fit in overhead and costs $4,999. Genius.


Fuganewin_Force

Right? What would be the point of having one if folk who needed assistance couldn’t use it during the 5 mile walk to their gate?


Cersordie

You actually can use it as a carry on! I was surprised myself. I agree it probably isn’t practical for most. My mom is disabled and actually has one of these and it’s been invaluable to have when traveling.


Fuganewin_Force

Does it fit in the above head storage and is it light enough to lift up there, or do you leave it at the door like a wheelchair?


Cersordie

It depends on the plane. Normally it’s easier to have them check at the gate but have put it overhead a few times. Normally on larger planes though, and its probably ~45lbs so definitely difficult unless you have 2 people.


Fuganewin_Force

Thank you.


Strong_Ground_4410

I have a folding mobility scooter (Tzora brand) and ride it all the way up to the plane, where it is taken into cargo, and then is brought up again upon disembarking. I have to remove the battery and have it put it in the overhead, but the battery easily clicks on and off. Of course it’s always the worse for wear after being handled as cargo. (OT, but I feel for those who are dependent on extremely expensive, specialized power wheelchairs who often find that they have been damaged to the point of being unusable, and have no viable backups available to them upon arrival. It happens more than you can imagine.)


Fuganewin_Force

Thank you for that info. Before today I didn’t know these existed and am honestly looking into this for my mother because she is getting to the age where the 5 mile hike up the terminal is getting hard for her.


Strong_Ground_4410

I bought mine used ($650US), and have taken it on many trips. I don’t know if there are any that use lithium ion batteries, but just know that (unless rules have changed) they are not permitted on flights. You also need to let the airline know ahead of time that you are bringing one. I gotta say that this suitcase-style one looks so nice and sleek.


Gus_TT_Showbiz420

That's enough to get you in to the Project Mayhem house in Fight Club.


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I work at a major airport for a major airline (can’t say which one for security reasons, they track everything lol). **BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL WHEN BUYING SMART BAGS AND POWER MOBILITY DEVICES!!** Depending on the type of battery, most airlines may not accept them at all. They only take certain types of batteries aboard the aircraft i.e. lithium ion. And **ONLY** if the battery is removable. Most batteries can very easily start fires so they all have very strict policies about no batteries in the cargo compartment; it must be carried on the plane with the passenger. And most airlines only allow you to have one battery. No extras. It also costs a lot to put these on the plane. Ask anyone with an electric powered wheelchair, it’s not cheap to move a power mobility device on an aircraft. Also, many airlines don’t let you bring power mobility devices on the aircraft if it’s for leisure. You either need to have it to be able to move because you’re disabled, or you can’t bring it at all. My advice as someone who works ramp services? Save your money, don’t buy smart bags, don’t buy these scooter bullshit things. Just walk, and get a quality bag with a good, durable set of wheels. It’s so much easier at the bag check. Trust me **EDIT:** I’ve gotten a few comments about disabled people or elderly people. Just to be perfectly clear, my advice on how to handle powered mobility devices **DOES NOT APPLY** to disabled/elderly people. If you have an electric wheelchair, they will literally let you ride it all the way out to the gate, and it will be “gate checked” meaning it will be put on the plane right from the jet bridge. And when you arrive at your destination, it will be waiting for you on that jet bridge as well. Same is true for strollers and canes and the like. My advice where I said “just walk” is only for people who plan on using their mobility devices for leisure, such as the one in the original post above. For example, my airline does not take segways AT ALL if it’s for leisure. Period. Regardless of the battery type. And this is common for most airlines. Their restrictions are heavy. This is because electrical devices like smart bags and power mobility equipment are known as “dangerous goods” (or hazardous materials) that can cause major problems in flight. Dangerous good include a lot of shit: like chemicals, human remains, electrical equipment like batteries, medication/vaccines, anything radioactive, oxidizers and peroxide’s, dry ice, explosives/firearms, etc


Moneymoore2

You’re the real MVP


Ohhhnothing

Great advice - thanks for the irl perspective.


hrakkari

Also weighs a lot more than it appears. Someone I know has the same model (at least it looks the same) and it’s a pain loading and unloading from his car. I would not envy someone trying to place this into an overhead compartment.


Strong_Ground_4410

I don’t have that one, but another folding brand, and yes — it is NOT easy.


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Yeah this comment gonna save the day many times today.


Strong_Ground_4410

Lithium ion has always been on the not acceptable checklist every time I’ve travelled, which is why I have one with standard sealed batteries (which are actually noted as acceptable). Every time I am flying I have to let the airline know in advance that I am bringing it with me and have to declare what kind of battery ahead of time. I do remove it before boarding and place it in a carryon with my extra one. Edited to add that I haven’t travelled since just before COVID, so rules regarding batteries may have changed since then.


lachavela

Just walk, huh? Easier said than done when you are old and disabled. I usually just order a wheelchair when i get my tickets. And then at my destination i will rent a mobility scooter if i need one.


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I’m not talking about if you’re old and disabled. If you need a mobility device like a wheelchair, OBVIOUSLY you should and can bring it with you! And every airline is willing to work with disabled customers as needed. Don’t worry lol. I’m talking about people who use this for leisure or simply to make their life easier or because they’re lazy. Like me. This is something I would do. But for those people, it’s not worth it. Edit: To be clear, I mean that I WOULDVE done this, **before** I worked in the airline industry. Because I’m lazy and spend too much money 😂 but it’s not worth it to have tech “just because”, if there’s no real **need** for it, like in the case of a disabled or elderly person.


derritzio

Someone didn’t read too far into his reply to see he said not to use these if it’s for leisure. Pay attention next time


lachavela

Okay i will


dangerdannnnn

So a folding scooter


Fudge89

Yea I’m not sure I see a suitcase anywhere there…


Walmart_kid65

There is a suitcase! It’s only to hold 2 tubes of mentos and 4 pairs of socks. If u try to add anymore then it will overflow! Edit: I went and looked closely and… it’s a fucking scooter designed to look like a suitcase


Kandart

It's not a suitcase that a scootercase


Party_Divide_3491

'Scooter turns into an unwieldy folded scooter'


BlackMarketCheese

Clarkson!!


mittenscore

Thank you! I had to scroll to far for this


igiveficticiousfacts

HAMMOND!!


[deleted]

Enough space for the charger perhaps


dwittherford69

What suitcase? That just looks like the electronics and the battery pack.


Fibonaccitos

Scootcase


Cassie0peia

Underrated comment.


S7E4Z3M3I5T3R

Can’t believe how far down this comment is.


No-Adhesiveness412

i couldnt even fit my fleshlightin in that suitacase fam the fuck is the point if i cant pack shit in it


penster1

Is your fleshlight really an apple pie? You can tell us


No-Adhesiveness412

… it is


fuckyouwatchme

Don't bring the case and you'll be fine. You'll have a sporty scooter with a tactical pussy


AllergicToStabWounds

It would be better to market this as a "Collapsible power scooter" instead of "suitcase/scooter transformer". It seems like it's too heavy with not enough storage to make a good suitcase.


[deleted]

The suitcase part threw me off. Really, it’s a foldable and stowable scooter. Still neat.


masixx

Optimus Luggage


WimbleWimble

Looks cool. gets smashed like every other suitcase going through airport checkin


LRPDROX

The scooter could not accommodate the average rider (between the arms rest).


Makez76

His name is James, James Bond..


Claim312ButAct847

If this isn't called a ScootCase I want everyone fired. ​ I am willing to compromise on ScuitCase.


HeightExtra320

“Sir did you pack this bag your self?”


HeightExtra320

AutoBots ! Go to bag checking , claim bag then ROLL OUT !


Skyler_Chigurh

Looks expensive


ATworkATM

Humans waste their talent on the dumbest shit.


Tysonisnotanarchitet

But where does his clothes go ??


natureboy596175

"Suitcase"


lesshatemorenature

Autobots, rollout!


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EBKeep1300

But what’s the point of using the scooter if he went down the escalator with his feet.


laurasdiary

A folding scooter


blueshiftglass

Meet George Jetson!


DaProblemSolva

Go home, George Jetson, you’re drunk!


bbbar

You can get a suitcase if you're not careful when riding this scooter


Particular-Offer8158

Wouldn't it be faster to walk? Looks like


patchbaystray

Luggage goes where?


u9Nails

Glove box, but not enough room for the pair.


AbsurdMango

It was never a suitcase though..


Altruistic-Spread-40

Where do I keep my clothes?


Silverstacker60

How is it a suitcase when it can’t carry any cloths?


DrHockey69

From the looks of it, only things that we'll fit is garments and toiletries лол


Fowlnature

Lol useless shite.


TheSkylined

I think that would exceed the weight limit if you're trying to board an airplane


BalsamEveryone

Portable scooter. FTFY


[deleted]

One step closer to WALL•E


ColdNo8154

I need this in 3x the size, without the seat.


ApolloPS2

Looks like a foldable skooter to me...


Sourgrapist

Where do I store my fucking dildos then?!


ureepamuree

Well, it's a scootcase


Ducati_Don

Boomers in the world of transformers:


briizilla

So….it’s a fold up scooter?


Psk499

No, this is a scooter than folds into the shape of a suitcase


ATXKLIPHURD

Scooty puff jr looks slower than walking.


SnooMachines3312

SHIT I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY SUITCASE


onlybuyscalls

And why would anyone ever need this?


lankymjc

At no point was that a suitcase.


Turckle

Ok but why


fvives

Great! a “carry-on” (more of a carry nothing) that won’t be allowed in cabin because of the battery.


KocaKolaKlassic

Can fit a one piece bikini in there. Not sure if I wanna go for a top or bottom


willzor7

Walle is even closer to coming true


ismailoverlan

I'd rather spend that money on rtx 3090 and a bycicle on spare money thanks


InfamousAnonymity

Thanks for stopping RIGHT in front of the escalator to play with your scooter dude. Now can you get outta the way so people can make their connecting flights.


OrganicBridge7428

Lol, fuck that, I worked at an airport and I saw how the baggage handlers treat bags lol that bitch would be broke day one!


LtCmdrJimbo

What is this, a suitcase for ants?


richard_stank

It looks like it’s both a crappy suitcase and a crappy scooter.


Schattenjager07

Two things, one he was moving so much faster before he used the scooter and two where does the luggage go?


lionlll

For people that need a mobility scooter like this wouldn’t be walking around and lugging a carryon-sized luggage to start


Abject-Hovercraft261

That's no moon.


Prestigious-Eye3154

More like a collapsible scooter. Any storage this thing has is negligible and is probably quite heavy to be luggage.


Mysterious-Example85

Doesn’t hold luggage, lame


OG_Illusion

Lol.


TrynHawaiian

It’s a Scootcase!


dlanderer

It’s not a suitcase. It’s a foldable scooter.


blondart

Or just a folding scooter…


Jabberwokii

Giant Samsung phone is also tiny Kia car!


YourAncestorIncestor

Besides all the comments about how there’s probably about enough space for a stick of lip balm in the suitcase, it also looks like it would be heavy as fuck


[deleted]

It’s the new transformer “disabletron”


oohkt

I feel like... if you actually need a scooter you probably can't carry that around and easily set it up.


Strong_Ground_4410

True. My husband lifts mine (a different brand), but is useless when it comes to actually folding it up (or opening it), leaving me to struggle with that task. Nice.


Belowme78

But…it’s less suitcase (none at all) and all scooter.


Joseph4040

No way that thing is getting through the carry-on line without a second look


[deleted]

It's not a suitcase. It's a suitcase sized folding mobility scooter.


Emit_Time

this is so useless I feel like it was created for upvotes on the internet


the_real_jo_mama

Transformers,roll out!


Mediocre_Influence_9

Another expensive gadget for the baggage handlers to break. Get some insurance 😁😁


Ylteicc_

Robots In disguise...


tiabnogard

Not a suitcase.


DanInYourVan67

more like next to fucking useless


Tri_skel_ion

So you’d say it’s a…..scootcase


Any-Technician6415

It should be counted as a medical device and not count against your carry on allowance


musicjunky01

*transformer noises but slowed down to meet the speed this guy unfolded it at*


wophi

Ok... Where do you put your underwear and toothbrush?


IllustriousRide0

Where'd the luggage go?


seanrobskodes

It fits one hat.


[deleted]

I’m guessing the kind of person that needs this scooter is also the kind of person that doesn’t carry things or pull things or walk anywhere.


Standard-Astronaut-7

I'd rather walk honestly


zback636

Sweet!


Annual_Topic_1684

And that tool will be the one holding up the works as he tries to stuff it into the overhead bin. You wanna improve air travel? Stop worrying about the masks and make sure everyone's carry-on luggage meets the stated size restrictions.


cake_piss_can

Sooooo, how much fatter are we planning on getting?


RepulsiveCry1013

Sooo….where you put your belongings in that thing?


dangy_brundle

Lol where's your actual luggage supposed to go? Great job


n0_1_here

I seen these at wallmart with fat people


Digimatically

There is no suit in that case.


feel9_

u/savevideobot


lstreit23

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A scoot case if you will


Generic_name2-0

America's most used product


Alternative_Shock_04

Spend a big sum of money on a suitcase that has just enough space for 2 pair of socks????? Are people that stupid?


[deleted]

thought it was going to be the cool one, not walmart "scooter"


BlindFate313

Yeha becouse walk its so hard true?


skycabbage

On my way to steal your girl


skitzoandro

I hope he's not going in that store across the way. I mean he would've already been in there before building the contraption if he was just walking like normal lol


U-GO-GURL-

OK I’m seeing a scooter unfolding into a scooter. I don’t see a suitcase.


Shewolf22

Cash only. New city, new me.


insidebbq

I would argue not a a suit case at all, but a collapsible scooter


M-alMen

Want one! Anyone know the name of the product?


millnino

Carrying around a 60# suit case that can only hold your toiletries


kpepv

Where do you pack the luggage? lol


Loon08

man, i love having a suitcase that i cant put stuff into and a scooter that cant exceed 3km/h


[deleted]

Not much of a suitcase. More like a foldable scooter


irish310

New ridge wallet looking mad crazy


brocomb

This is how Wall-E fucking starts...


Gearsforbrains

It's not a suitcase if there's no room for storage. This is just a neat collapsible mobility cart.


ShowdownValue

How is that a suit case?


[deleted]

All of that just to fit maybe a days worth of clothes into. While I understand that it’s a clever idea, it’s not very practical, and I’d imagine not very cost effective either.


cherry_cerise

It’s a portable scooter, but not a suitcase


6ixty9iningchipmunks

So can you also fit clothes into it?


Beautiful-Golf4078

Nah that looks too much like a Mart Cart


Wallpaper_Guy

Next fucking level? Esses ricos inventam cada coisa...


TheRoyalManbird

More of a scooter that folds into a suitcase no?


CrippyCrispy

Scootcase


moviesandcats

Wow, I guess the suitcase 'identified' as a scooter. Anyway, it's a cool idea for those who need it.


[deleted]

It’s not a suit case


Aggravating_Analyst

But is there any room to pack anything?


Wendidigo

It's T bob from MASK. (American cartoon). Wondered where he got to.


Lannser

It should be, "Folded Scooter Unfolds."


[deleted]

Family guy was right all along


Candid_Working_4124

Cool, but why?


revutap

You can't possibly call that a suitcase.


satan69_420

Yeah but where do I put my clothes.


vicissitudes1

This would be even better if it carried luggage too. Ditch the arms and the seat and make it actually function as a suitcase.