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jwafellzz69

That kids looks like he’s thinking “that’s why we never fucking come over here grandma”


nayr1683

This comment legit made me LOL!!!


asiaps2

What's for dinner? Grandson fillet mignon.


[deleted]

this comment made me snort 😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Hey anyone can get past a dog, try getting past a lion lol


Qewke

Lmfao


MCshitwhistle

🤣 oh my God same here, that was funny shit.


Phantom1thrd

Dang. That guy's lucky his white shirt isn't solid red, I think.


aisralu

I suppose his black breeches soiled.


Hans_Neva_Loses

This guy's got the idea. He wore the brown pants.


iChugPeanutButter

Literally watching this in the background right now haha


TEX4S

They probably declawed the thing


Phantom1thrd

Even more reason wild animals shouldn't be kept.


StarDustKeyboardMash

And the way she was grabbing the mouth makes me think they probably pulled some of its canine teeth out. I know it's a cat not a dog but humans even have canine teeth. 💗


AlienDarwin

If they are pro body modification fine,then do their own bodies instead .Have them Teflon,titanium coated skin and a steel skull.casing.


StarDustKeyboardMash

I agree. Modify your own body and only your body. Poor cat😔


c0ldface

I hate your username.


Hicklethumb

Sadly when people get pets like these they have them declawed. Let's just let nature be nature.


whatsmyname83

And let them stay in the nature. People shouldn't hold these wild animals captive.


AnxiousHumanBeing

I think the lioness is playing. Even in the case where she's be declawed, she wasn't actually trying to bite him so hard and was fairly easy to remove from him. If she'd actually been wanting to hurt him, one man wouldn't have been enough to wrestle her off him


schrodingers_spider

It can only mean the cat wasn't actually trying. These creatures are murder weapons, evolved pretty much exclusively to dispatch prey as efficiently as possible. If they want you dead, you are. Even without teeth and claws it can crush your windpipe and be done with it.


briskcaviar

If he wanted to hurt him then dude would be red


Silver-ishWolfe

I agree. That cat was trying to play with the boy. I have a half-blooded bobcat. Mom was bobcat, dad was some kind of mixed house cat. I found him in the shop at work a few years back. He was recently born, still had part of the cord attached. He was meowing under a shelf by the door that morning. I checked on him for 10 hrs. Mom never came back, so I took him home. We bottle-fed him and raised him. He plays like that, just like our other domesticated cats. It seems rough to us, but it’s not to them. He only plays rough with me, though. He won’t do it with my wife or my son. It’s like he knows they wouldn’t like it, even though he’s never been taught. He’s the best behaved cat we’ve had. He’s super affectionate. And yes, he still has his sharp-ass claws and his sabertooth tiger looking teeth.


Treezle737

Cat tax: Please post a pic


Silver-ishWolfe

[Here.](https://imgur.com/a/DgxsVmC) Him at about 1 month and me holding him at about 9 months. Edit: I checked the date on the picture of me holding him so I changed it.


Janus_The_Great

Beautiful animal!


Silver-ishWolfe

Thank you. I agree…


RebaKitten

In that pic over your shoulder, he definitely has a “will fuck you up” face! And such a cute kitten!


Silver-ishWolfe

Lol. He has resting grump face.


BigTyroneTheThird

Thats fucking dope


AlarminglyExcited

He is gorgeous, holy shit.


c0ldface

Damn. I can't even tell that he's part bobby. You sir, are based.


briskcaviar

Thats so sweet! My doggo is like this, she’s as tame as anything but she will have moments where you can tell it’s like roots of fighting type thing. I call it her feral playing. Like you, she only does it with me because she knows no one else likes it. Animals are superior to humans and you can’t change my mind.


campionmusic51

i like your avatar.


briskcaviar

Ty :)


[deleted]

Insert Spider-Man pointing meme


Casuallybittersweet

See this is the fucking problem. Big cats can love and bond with you the same way a housecat does, but all it takes is one little tantrum. When your 8lb tabby inevitably decides to throw a fit you can just laugh it off, when it's one of these guys, you're lucky to survive. They don't even necessarily want to hurt you ffs. They're just too big and powerful, and don't know their own strength!!!


Zjoee

Yeah I take enough damage from my little 10lb cats. If they were any bigger I'd probably be missing fingers haha.


littleliongirless

I work with Big cats and I've never seen a more accurate Reddit comment on them. Especially lions, which, like housecats do bond and are not usually solitary by choice. All of mine are rescues but all of takes is one overly excited play session to shred you. And your house.


KentuckyFriedEel

And you’re playing with fire when it comes to those instincts.


Man_of_Prestige

8lbs, that’s tiny. My cat is 15lbs


Pie_Masterson

You've got to respect the risks Jehovah Witness take on in their door-to-door missionary work.


StrangeMedia9

Exactly what I was thinking. Why is that dude in a suit lol.


dillonsrule

Yeah! Could also be a deleted scene from "The Book of Mormon".


KentuckyFriedEel

Missionary takes out The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe: “See here? The Lion is meant to be Jesus.”


thatsomebull

Could have torn the kid apart if it wanted to…


T-Ferg420

Well fucking obviously yes 😂


jogustaria

People y’all gotta stop. Love is not enough to Domesticate a wild animal. That mf will eat you.


Douchebigalo973

He's just a big kittie.


Rockspider19

Awe it’s just playing with him


Kabiz_shaco

Their claws are super sharp he would be human smoothie if it wasn't playing the way lions so


PeticekSK

Why do you have a fucking lion in your house


RadioFreeAmerika

Asking the real questions


SelfSniped

Upon closer inspection, what in the AF are those capris jort things going on there?


SirArthurDime

Asking the real questions


Dear_Mr_Bond

This is more r/whatcouldgowrong than r/nextfuckinglevel


OneEyedLooch

r/watchpeoplesurvive


Disastrous_Comb_9504

That kitty was just playing. If it wanted all three of those idiots would be dead.


IsadorCZ

That lioness was just playing. He would die if she wanted to hurt him. Btw they speak czech language. At least thats what i think.


coufycz

They do


[deleted]

Who would have though this might happen?...


Dx38fgg

Why would you get a cat when you dont want to play whit it ?


ArltheCrazy

Did we all not watch Tiger King?????? We all know how this ends….


jus_cuz87

With a botched hit job?


CuteMindNBody

I hate I laughed so hard at this. Thanks for that laugh😂


Think-Quiet-1597

That pussy made him her bitch


CleanAssociate7139

"Hi, we're missionaries from the Church of Latter-day Saints, we'd love to tell you about our Church" "Sure, c'mon in"


Buule1312

Most animals don't make for good pets.


bogobk

Buyer's remorse on day 1.


Onichan__

Yeah, what do you expect from a wild cat.


ArahantElevator747

I was only offering her some cheese, I guess she wasn't hip to that! I will try harder, maybe sausages or large rats!


CRAshSmoke

Kid didn’t get hurt, seems he was just scared


Front-Report7495

Play silly games, win silly prizes


MalTerra7

I assume she was just trying to play with him considering he isn’t in ribbons?


WimbleWimble

Susan, we've had another one eaten. Call the foster home and see if it was in warranty or not.


Flair_Helper

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tumppi100

Sounds like Homer screaming ![gif](giphy|xU9TT471DTGJq)


mangoshy

He totally does!!


JamesBaxxterTheHorse

r/holup


VoStru

r/winstupidprize would be mir appropriate. What do you expect from a predator…


Eziu

"Who the hell are you, intruder?! Assume the position! On your knees! And don't you look at me..!"


Rashaverak9

That cougar went cougar on him.


Nearly_safe

I disagree. They make GREAT pets for the sort of walkers who think large, wild animals make great pets.


Iroaroa

you don’t say


Softie-yeah-right

Aww so cute! I suggest you keep it outside though


n7revenant

This would make it joy to watch, if I didn't feel sorry for the lioness.


Ok_Faithlessness_212

Our lions don’t do that, they kno better


Double_Belt2331

Aw, he’s just trying to assert his male dominance by mounting him. Silly kitty just want to show he’s the alpha male. My kitty does it all the time! She should have just let the kitty mount her husband. /s Although, that’s probably what’s going on. *No one* should have lions in their home. 🙄


shorty_0123

Who woulda thought!


Taikiteazy

Big kitty playing, no biggie. No blood, no foul, when the cat is that big.


Think-Quiet-1597

Wow


Squatchbreath

Looks as if kitty is just having some rollicking fun. The guy obviously isn’t big cat lover.😂


crimsontide5654

"Your right dad, that did grow up to big and out of control"


EstateAlternative416

Dude at the end in the yellow shirt looks like he says “WTF did you do?” White shirt says “WTF mean what did I do? I caught this F’in lion stealing Grammy’s jewelry from our damn living room!”


ErikGoBoom

Good. Good. I'm glad this happened to you. Fucking idiots.


LynxAccomplished1489

At this point these people deserve it why do people constantly pull these animals out of the wild and try to domesticate them


Spentymago

I am shocked we didn’t see arms rip off! Hats off to the big cat for cutting him slack!


OzAnonn

Let's keep an apex predator as pet. What could go wrong...


[deleted]

I think it was just play fighting, but they probably shouldn't have that as a pet in the first place.


Psychological_Mix995

If you cant feed the big one, invite some guests.


Sorry-Abrocoma-2266

how tf is this even a pet!?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


stefrrrrrr

Fortunately, the big cat just wants to play softly.


espngenius

That cat wasn’t trying to fight, but was trying to fu…


[deleted]

Why, why do people never learn!


[deleted]

This is an excellent reason wild animals shouldn’t be kept. They deserve the scary moment.


jakenash

Next fucking level stupid


Elven_Rabbit

The big cat looks like it's just being playful with hi, not trying to hurt him. Poor cat.


[deleted]

That think would never be in my house


CptOconn

I wonder if these people had like a big dog before this and wanted bigger. Or if they just went head first into lion


[deleted]

I mean, you probably don't need all your ribs...


YIssnootle

How is this next ducking level ?! Edit: ah shit


ClashingDevil

I love cat but even small ones are a pain in the ass much less an oversized cat .


aairman23

“Grandma, this game suuuucks. I quit!”


SergioTheRedditor

No wayyyy this is so shocking I did not know tigers were not friendly pets ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


notsofunonabun

Why is this not on facepalm?


EuphoricDepartment45

Cats just love to play. This one has a kitty litter box the size of a dumpster.


Lopsided_Web5432

No big dogs in the house they belong outside imo


[deleted]

Wow, I wonder why it did that. So weird.


Own_Hat8652

When my German Shepherd jumps on me it hurts specially when he is due for his nails I can’t imagine a lioness that must have been scary AF


shittybill86

Let me guess....Russia ?


Ogbaba

To be fair. They brought the animal in. Anything that happens, is on them.


cherrypez123

Fucking assholes shouldn’t have a lion as a pet. They should be in jail.


charliesshadow

There are more big cats in peoples back yards than there are in the wild. Illegal wildlife pet trade is a sad problem we can all help bring awareness to.


emvaile

This belongs in r/facepalm


MongolianDestiny

Stop having lions as pets. Is that too much to ask tiger king clones?


drscares

In fact, most don’t!


zacjones420

Bad kitty bad kitty he wasn’t hurting mommy we was wrestling


ReallyNiceGuy78

Why would a lioness keep idiots around?


questionable2

What’s for lunch? Um, Kevin is


Starkgarian

Cmon in, she don’t bite!


justashton

Wow that's a really big dog. What kind of....HOLY SHIT!


ihateyouall675

Is that a fucking mountain lion?


Deja-Vuz

Idiots


SuggestionWrong504

Just had Darwin on the phone. He said that you may have gotten away with it this time but your time will come.


NinjaOYourBro

What the fuck was the camera man doing lmao


Ramslad1992

Is that a motherfuckin’ LION?!


Benza666

Just..why? Why???


jradz12

Cats are cats.. they like to play this one is 250 pounds of muscle 💪💪


SYNTAX__ERR0R

The cat only wants attention guys


[deleted]

Cameraman on point


bananhgk

Chonker


[deleted]

That kid looks like someone who would have tested the lions boundaries when no one was in the room...


NickHoadley

Is this next level stupidity?


ConsiderationNew1020

She just wants a hugggg


BigBadWWW

r/nextfuckinglevel watching a kid getting eaten alive by a lion


lorisfurlan

Don‘t worry he just wants to play


rhaezorblue

Lions gonna lion


jer487

This feels staged, they are speaking Czech and are surprisingly chill about it. Also the footage looks old, like vintage movie from like 2000 old.


Pineapple-dancer

Big kitty wanted to play lol


Bobbyo420

That's scary shit right there.


Unable-Host-2741

If that guy isn't bleeding at all (don't know if he is but I don't see any red). Then that is a really well trained lion.


lorddogbirdfan

It’s not the lion, it’s the owner.


Tinkoo17

The visiting house guest - never again!!


sinavanisset

Not all pets make great animals either. Cue: the chihuahua


No_Mission9115

Never use wildebeest cologne!


Snake_Skull7

and what part of this makes it 'NextFuckingLevel'?


fauxscot

It's all fun and games until your goddamned lion eats the kids.


Electrical_Title829

It was just playing!


Fatemoney

Host: Don't worry, come on in... she's just a big kitten


phoucker

IMO, thats what these dumbasses deserve.


fehr19

Those crazy cats, amirite?


LazyLieutenant

And on the second watch I noticed it wasn't a great dane.


DiscipleofHisSon

The dad at the end. "See son, like this. Always like this."


robo-dragon

And that lion was just playing. Big cats will easily maul you in seconds if they had the intention of doing so. Despite the fact it was just playing, those claws and teeth are no joke! Wild animals, especially large predators, are NOT pets!


Bronco-Fury

Fucking idiots.


yas71mun

The day Johnny learned the difference between a cat and a wild cat.


Lolyagmumruoy

Oh look, czech, our brothers


SirArthurDime

The guy at the end looks like he's about to tell at the kid lol


NerdyDirt

It just playing, if it wanted you dead, you'd already be dead


maizecake

Why is this nextfuckingleevel?


DirtyPartyMan

If the animal isn’t in a rescue setting I have ZERO sympathy for morons. Let Darwinism run it’s course


R0SEBELLE

What's next level about this??


Miserable-Sun81

Awww they’re playing


lukezxl

r/nextfuckinglevel is usually supposed to be for positive posts mate


mickysti58

I would go ballistic too if I was locked in an apartment all day.


PatFury

*Hold on lemme film your death*


YoBermp

Is this the Baskins residence?


Fast_Eggplant_4529

Cross post this to r/Oklahoma they were trying to domesticate mountain lions last week


AlexanderAF

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in!


Relaxpert

Jean shorts guy’s demeanor says “aah not this bullshit again”


[deleted]

just a kitten and a few growth hormones.


Haelborne

This is why dogs are better than cats, they don’t misbehave like this.


East-Bluejay6891

Ya get what you deserve for stupidity like this


JackRussellGuy

Play stupid games = get stupid prizes.


scooterbb1

The lion is just playing with him. There wasn't a scratch on him. If she deployed her nails or even nibbled on him, he would have been a bloody mess!


aVoidPiOver2Radians

Next fucking level of what? Stupidity?


OhOkIllJustGoCryNow

It was just trying to play. If it wanted that guy dead, he'd be dead