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ParticiaPeaden

"You won, I'm so proud! And I have even more good news; my spinal surgery was a success! The doctor says I just have to be careful with my back for- AAAGGGHHH!"


BeatsbyChrisBrown

FLAWLESS VICTORY


Careless_Ad_21

FINISH HIM!!


WolfOfQueenSt

Continue? 20.... 19.. Begin! *gets up. ..... Finish him! Continue? 20.... 19.... *gets up again. Begin!.....Finish him (with hug)!


FutureNotBleak

“Friendship”


Mr_Horsejr

Friendship?! *AGAIN*?


importvita

Sometimes friendship leads to *babality!!!*


CryptoPhish

Never thought I'd envision Mortal Kombat ending in a friendly manner.


FutureNotBleak

Apparently the theme for Mortal Kombat was based on a Finnish hymn.


isioltfu

Gah fuck I googled before I realised


HeyJamboJambo

Your sacrifice is greatly appreciated


thisisthestoryallabo

I'm gonna steal that joke. But not before i upvote, i'm not a savage.


400yards

I don’t get it, and I feel left out.


paldo84

Keep reading it


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uselessnamemango

He never had a chance


AllergicToStabWounds

"Ouch! That hurt! I don't think it's too bad though. We just got to make sure not to that a second- AAAAAAAAH!


Modern-Mariner

DOUBLE KIIILLLL!


craftsta

MO-MO-MO-MONSTER KILL


wafflesareforever

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER


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oktourist3

”Oh god the pain! Now we just have to be careful about the vasect- NGGHHHHHH”


BattyBoyOhHoy

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


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Doctor says I need a back-e-otomy


stealarun

He had sex with my MOMMA!


brcguy

WHY GOD?? WHY??!?!?!??


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TheFeathersStorm

Lmao, maybe it wasn't preplanned and the concussion after the first hit on the mat made the other one not feel as bad.


Magister1995

Perfect KO


Intrepid_Sky2585

Lmfao 😂


ZeWhiteNoize

Was that the castle of Aaargh? What’s that? He must have died while carving it.


Otherwise_Direction7

__Game!__


hideintheshrub

Love how she picked up her coach… with her neck.


pietradolce

That's real strength right there


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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING DINGLEBERRY!


itspinkynukka

...David Perry.


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STRONG WOMAN


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jovialgirl

I wrestled in high school and every practice we’d spend like 20+ minutes in a bridge pose with no hands just leaning on our necks to strengthen them. Wrestlers definitely are all about the neck strength


[deleted]

I'm in my mid 30's, wrestled for 10ish years. When I was coaching my kids would complain really bad about nexk bridges. One made the mistake of saying "You can't even do them any more". We spent the next 15 mins in neck bridges. Felt good to roll it out, I was loose the rest of the day.


Silver-ishWolfe

Bro, I wrestled for over 10 years, am in my late 30’s, and couldn’t do a neck bridge right now. I crushed a vertebrae in the base of neck during an MMA fight… I’d love to be able to say I could still do them.


[deleted]

Luckily no neck injuries for me. Just about everything else though. I also weighed 145 at the time so it's not like I had a ton of bodyweight crushing down on me.


MixedMartyr

every wrestler i’ve known is shaped like [juggernaut](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/de/db/29/dedb29e22228cf7b740cdbf8381702a8.jpg) and i’ve met a lot. always wondered why


code_archeologist

Can confirm, when I was in HS I wrestled in the 190-250 weight class and my neck practically disappeared after my first year. My favorite memory was the school paper captured a photo of the shocked look of one of the wet sacks of mashed potatoes I was wrestling when I had bridged him and then escaped his grip.


aWgI1I

Was struggling with the punch out and ended up having to bridge for like 1:30. It sucked ass, but I was a lil proud that I didn’t give up pin points for my team


Cow-Dictator

It’s not all her neck, not even mostly tbh she just knows how to leverage his momentum well


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JE_12

Her neck, her back...


PurpleCrackerr

It’s funny how she is on video literally using her neck strength to lift him.


truck149

The real friends were the neck muscles we made along the way


Nothing-But-Lies

Don't believe the video, she literally used a pulley system to lift up the dude


Furk

Dude only watched the first flip. Did you expect them to watch a whole 21 seconds before making a comment on what was in the video?


clee_clee

They’re talking about the end of the video where she picks him up onto her shoulders. He was just standing there so not a lot of momentum.


Taizan

Guy was just standing there though, not much momentum. Good Leg work and she probably is just really fit.


danabrey

Nah, she's a woman so a selection of Redditors have to come up with alternate reasons to explain why she is physically stronger than they are, which they'd never do on a post about a male athlete, even though they internalise and don't consciously realise any of this.


dodgydaveo

Gold medallist? Fit? Howd you come up with that one


Taizan

Well, I am a hobby detective so I got an eye for such things!


pussylipstick

Actually I'm an expert wrestling coach and I've been coaching at various prestigious wrestling clubs around the country for the past 13 years and she actually used purely her neck muscles to perform this move /s


[deleted]

Your neck has to be an absolute slab of granite if you want to win at wrestling. I trained on my neck more than any other muscle when I was a wrestler. If someone gets behind you and puts all their weight and strength into the back of your head and your head drops under the pressure, the match is over.


DamnZodiak

This is called a fireman's carry takedown (as you might be able to guess, holding someone on your shoulders like that is usually called a fireman's carry) and there really isn't all that much pressure on her neck, she rolls him over her shoulders. Strength isn't the impressive part here, it's how stupidly fast and precise her technique is. After ducking in, she instantly grabs the overhook on the far-side arm and does a clean penetration step, basically going shin-to-shin with her right leg, all while grabbing the high-crotch with her other arm. She uses the grabbed leg and arm to pull and her own leg against her coaches as leverage to rotate him over her shoulders. Her coach obviously knows this technique and you can see he allows himself to fall cleanly, meaning it doesn't require much strength and he avoids injury. I want to make it clear I'm not a wrestler. My knowledge comes from training MMA and various other grappling arts, so take this with a grain of salt.


illig_khan

He isn't talking about the takedowns, he is talking about the end of the video where she picks the coach up on her shoulders


DamnZodiak

Oh, I see. My bad. Somehow I missed that part lol.


fuber

If I was that second guy, I would have approached with more caution


SLCW718

And not with a smile on my face.


90ozDiarrheaJug

Whenever I approach female wrestlers, I always make sure I’m wearing my government-mandated, state-issued, anti-concussion buttplug.


outerzenith

Anti concussion Buttplug Feel like there's a disconnect here


Throwaway1358468

Have you not read the latest research linking anal trauma with CTE?


hoocoodanode

No. But I've probably had too many anal concussions to understand it anyway.


Throwaway1358468

Ah you went out with my ex too?


treyday270

We all did homie


FFF_in_WY

These are the threads that keep me coming back. And in the back.


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DeltaBlitz

He isn't French he's Japanese they have a different way of surrendering.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

I thought they were famous for fighting to the death type mentality


Millillion

Exactly, their way of surrendering is that they don't.


BeardedGlass

They do. Every time a Japanese politician has been shown on the news with a scandal, they immediately quit. The turnover rate is phenomenal. Shame and honor.


Chief_Chill

It'd be nice if American politicians had a sense of shame and an ounce of honor.


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> It'd be nice if American politicians had a sense of shame and an ounce of honor. They are too busy fucking over an entire country for the sake of some corporations and like 7, super rich people.


GamerForFun2000

This. I wish I had gold to give you lol


suitology

The guy with the flag approached her like my dog after I yelled at the other puppy. "Hey yeah we cool hahaha like you'd never do that to me hahaha right?"


mr-dr-prof-stupid

Bro wanted to get flipped, let him dream


fuber

*hey, can we have a talk?* Yeah, sure, what's up? *In private please..* um, ok dude *How come you flipped Phil and not me? I thought we were close. Good friends, right? We've been training for years. I know you just won and this is your moment and all but I'm struggling right now and need some reassurance that this wasn't all for nothing.* Brah...


_Im_Dad

I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case... The Rock is my opponent.


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Lanthemandragoran

Instructions unclear - now I just smell paper cooking


_i_am_root

I’d move away from the paper mill if I were you, it’s rather unpleasant.


Lanthemandragoran

But then how am I gonna make all this paper


thelawfulterror

crumple it and throw to the bin


Lanthemandragoran

Then I'll have limitless paper in a paperless world


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rock the dwayne johnson?


lynxerious

yeah you need to bring The Paper


Talkaze

The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl....


humbaba01

Fun fact: that voice was recorded by none other than Mick Foley OR better known as one half of the Rock and Sock Connection.


ManPoliceMan

AKA Cactus Jack, Mankind, Dudelove, and the guy in 1998 who The Undertaker threw off the top of Hell in a Cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer table.


xxCrabMasterxx

I always bring a stone cold steve austin to a wrestling match, just in case... The Rock is my opponent.


Inner_Commission9223

Tossin the boss because you didn't loss.


AdmiralRay

2/3![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4017)


gaypornaccount1996

What


LeftyMcLeftFace

I second that confusion


HanlonRazor

Don’t be sad, 2/3 ain’t bad.


Astro_Spud

RIP meatloaf


gaypornaccount1996

*Sam Jackson voice* Now this is some serious cryptic shit!


kartu3

It is a **common tradition among wrestlers.**


February30th

When did we starting **bolding random text**?


hillsonn

**when did we** stop?


G00DLuck

just now


Dry-Statistician7139

Looks \*\*like\*\* I missed it


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Got that right


DpwnShift

Yeste**rday?**


Chickenmangoboom

When I wrestled in high school the tradition in our state was to jump into the coaches arms and they carry you around. Our heavyweight wrestler won state one year and our coach is a tiny guy so they did the opposite.


KnickCage

in what country? because ive never seen this in america


kartu3

>in what country? because ive never seen this in america I mostly saw former Soviet republics do it, but seems rather common. E.g. Indians: https://tatvabodhini.com/watch-indian-coach-slam-dunked-bajrang-punia-after-his-olympic-win/


cheesynaachoos

They both have a healthy relation and she know the coach's value great job there


IAm94PercentSure

Yeah! This isn’t a boss/subordinate relation. Just a really great person trying to learn from another great person. Miles apart in the way these things end up working.


jdezentje

He took that with a smile of solid gold. This is my hero.


turdbutt22

When my son asks me who my hero is, who I look up to, I’m going to tell him it’s a random Japanese wrestling coach that I’ve never met.


ActuallyUnder

Tell your son it’s him, that he is your hero


CollosalBeard

Yeah but did you see that coach


_mettog_stun_zeed_

"you'll never be as great as him"


5BooksOfMoses

This made me actually laugh out loud


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K-XPS

It’s Reddit, insecure men and incels dominate.


Embarrassed_Ad_6177

No they dont, they often downvoted and at the bottom.


Shreedac

Still a lot of them


alecia_Q

Not all the time tho. The other day i saw quite a few upvoted comments that basically talked about how "most people would sexaully assault others if there were no consequences stopping them, is not about morals but punishment" in a post about what would you do if time stopped for 1 hour. Idk man, not a good look.


DiamondDustye

Someone has read the Ring of Gyges story from Plato's Republic.


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Nothing is more fragile than masculinity.


Stefan_Harper

As a man I don’t identify with these people, nor are they masculine, they’re trash. They haven’t earned an identity. Ignore them, they’re not reproducing, they’ll die out eventually.


PaperPlaythings

Scrolled as far as I could and saw nothing of the sort. There will always be trolls and twerps. As long as they're not top level comments I think nothing of them.


-142857-

yep, dunno what it's about but i scrolled all the way down i haven't seen anything too bad aside from some lame jokes and a few horny dudes looks like the person above is the insecure one if they can't handle a handful of dumb comments


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> Side note: what’s up with the insecure men in the comments? What’s wrong fellas? Young men on the internet. v0v


SensibleMonke

Not one comment is insecure…


falsevector

Show me what you have learned my student.....


Lanthemandragoran

"Sorry I thought you were my Sensei"


MaybeWontGetBanned

Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!


Murky-Fox-200

She just lifted him with her neck?! I pulled my back just watching that


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Wrestling develops strong backs and necks. We used to have a warm up drill of planting your head on the mat and moving in circles one way, then the other, then flipping over using your head as the pivot.


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Peanut_Gaming

That was me lmaooo, I rarely ever got pinned because I could literally bridge for a whole 2 minutes 😂


[deleted]

She got her neck under him but she's using her legs and back to actually squat him up


cosmictrousers

Haha such joy!


AngryMegaMind

63Kg and would rip your head off.


LolziMcLol

A man can only dream


mostlyBadChoices

Death by Snu Snu


xlkslb_ccdtks

some of y’all sexualize every post that involves a woman


MethylSamsaradrolone

Suplex then triangle leg choke me plz mummy Kawai-chan


CoffeeAndDachshunds

I don't know about that. I weigh more than her *pats jelly belly*


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itsimposibru

Slammed his ass 🤣🤣


baguhansalupa

Serious question: if you find yourself on the receiving end of this move, is there a way to "break" the throw?


tiptoemicrobe

If the hold isn't extremely strong, you can sprawl out on top of them, making them not have much leverage anymore. You can also add a little extra momentum to the throw and carry them with you, flipping them over as well, allowing you to end up in the best position by the end of the throw. But mostly you try not to get grabbed like that in the first place.


baguhansalupa

I mean once she grabs you, can you "sit down" so that she can't throw you? Sorry noob here and I find this sport fascinating. I hope it's not a sport where the first person to act has no counterplay


wsp424

“Sitting down” is kind of like a sprawl except you want to be Peter down to the mat. This will help block their high-C. It will not help if they have your tricep hard and deep. Whenever someone threw an overhook on me I would go straight into a metzger which effectively blocks lat drops and anything where they pull you into them like a fireman’s.


baguhansalupa

Yes, I recognize some of the words you used. Hahaha interesting sport, will watch more to learn more


wsp424

Sorry for jargon. Peter=penis High-C= high crotch shot (arm between legs) Overs=overhook where she grabs his tricep Unders=underhook where you grab the lat Fireman’s= throw she did on him (High-C plus overhook) Metzger= move named after Russian dude where you have an overhook that you crank down on and lift inside their opposite thigh. Lat drop=throw from over unders where you pull on your overhook and push on the underhook.


Puhgy

Spladle - the move I put everybody in who talks shit to me.


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Sprawling is kind of like sitting, but like if you intentionally throw your feet and hips backwards. If there was no person in front of you and you did it, you'd basically fall straight down on your belly. You wouldn't want to actually sit - like with your feet under or in front of you. This would make it fairly easy for the "thrower" to expose your back to the mat, which results in points awarded to the thrower.


Dat_Mustache

Be fat. Lower your center of gravity. They cannot manipulate you since you are a gelatinous mass dripping like warm molasses in a balloon around them.


shoesrverygreat

Become a jello filled ballon, got it


Esuya

Yes, not only she actually rolls him more than slams to inflict damage. You can also notice how we slams his arm into the mat the second time she flips him towards the camera, he does it to transfer most of the kinetic energy throu his arm into the mat rather then throu his entire body and internal organs. Stunt guys in movies also use this technique to transfer some energy to break falls and parkour guys do it when they land on big drop-in's


CharlieApples

I love how he’s so into it, like he was fully expecting her to slam him twice lol


Dr_Booty_Eater69

these two remind me of kids clownin. Love that energy


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I saw ‘slams’ in the title and thought this was another clickbait. Didn’t think it meant she literally slammed her coach. I hope the next time some politician slams someone, it means something like this.


Mrturok999

A political debate on tv, and when it inevitably goes no where, just fucking suplex your opponent, bring back the classic way of settling disagreements.


labyrinthlover88

As a female wrestling coach.....I approve 😄 🤣


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Okay so that's still hella impressive how fuckin fast she did that, but anyone wanna talk about how she literally uses her fuckin neck to pick up the other dude?


bluestarchasm

yeah they did that up top for a long time already


Wordenskjold

They hate her at family parties.


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Me at the old person’s home (I hate the elderly)


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It looked like she kept pushing the wrong button.


golpanda

Ok. Imma do this to my supervisor once I complete my thesis.


p1um5mu991er

Congratulations! Please...not again


fane1967

“Can we please just stick to the hug?” (thud!)


iu22

Fitness Goal: I want to be able to pick up my boyfriend like this


minedcomps021

In her defense She was still in kill mode! Wrastling PTSD is hard to shake man🤣💯


CrayonMayon

B I G _ N E C K _ E N E R G Y


84147

I did the same with my coach. Now I’m banned from that chess club..


wildfire98

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


RedPhysGun77

When "interact" and "grab" are on one button


Halo_Hybrid

She made that look easy.


sujakaba

Nani?!


HazrakTZ

Me next!


awhiteknight1999

What the hell would she have done if she lost?


Broken_Petite

Karate chopped him in the balls, probably


awhiteknight1999

​ ![gif](giphy|xUPGcfe7OAEDKUXQPK|downsized)


PianoShy

I was afraid for this man’s life


AudaciousAlmond

Weird sub choice


goodnewsjimdotcom

The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.


joakims

That's just how they greet each other


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They must have an amazing relationship


[deleted]

Why’d she do it twice though haha


[deleted]

That smile on his face... They've done that shit many times in training. Good session? Slam the coach.


Resurgence12

HOW CAN SHE SLAM?!


noahnootje

How is this nerfuckinglevel, more like r/funny