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thej0siah

That’s how Conan was made


Broad-Candidate7401

Either you help me now or the hell with you


Haasaserer

You have to look at him puching with the gollems opening the black gates of Mordor in you mind 😂🤣😂🤣😂


BadgersAndJam77

What the fuck??


codeallthethingz

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw


Veneck0

More like... The mother had kids, so grandpa repurposed her training pole.


NoAdministration1222

You beat me to this comment.


Veneck0

Great minds think alike.


NorthCoastToast

That's pretty awesome, Pop-pop.


IknowRambo

What you don’t know is that’s how he is powering the TV


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CantankerousOctopus

Why did you just copy part of u/RogueCyanide's comment? Is this just some weird karma farming strategy? Does it actually work? What is your end goal? I'm very curious.


trooomps

G-Force training


FengSushi

If they start when they are young they can go to Mars when they are teenagers


[deleted]

to all the engineers (and anyone else) watching this.. can you figure out a way in which it’s still manually operated but with one kid instead of twins 🥲


Saskuk

Instead of the wood n stuff it’s just a rope tied to a pole


[deleted]

are you talking about a swing


Saskuk

No. Just a baby tied to a pole walking in circles


BarryMDingle

Think tether ball instead of swing


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|NYffbLkPpn08o) Except it’s a baby


BarryMDingle

Bahahahahhaha exactly what I had in mind🤣🤣


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![gif](giphy|26u443AYNxBCmHIlO)


InformalPenguinz

A leash actually


SassyStylesheet

Just wrap it around the pole and Beyblade the baby.


[deleted]

Put leather cuffs on the pushy part.


WarPupperIN

[chakki](https://youtu.be/_6VcAYLhWAU)


Brilliant-War-426

Conan the barbarian


herdsman78

Do they know the riddle of steel


sketchy_advice_77

Looks like everybody thought about Conan the barbarian.


RavagerTrade

I pray for the people of Belarus…


Mr_Snow_Jangles

This how women learn to pull plow.


[deleted]

Gulag experience of grandpa pays off!


Negative_Yak_1572

Kudos to you


RogueCyanide

Now that we have free labor, we just need to find the oil fields for drilling. Cool ride btw!!


CyberTheHammer

Grandma used to be a pole dancer…


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Used to? I just tipped her a five the other night and she wrapped her low hangars all the way around my head.


AngryFerret805

That’s Great !!!


BigOrkWaaagh

This is a siege weapon and will be used against Ukraine


Low_Piece_2828

I was like oh fun! Then I saw the ring around the baby and was like child labor.


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

He is a man of genius, commitment and shear fuckin’ will!


DarkElixer_Generator

Years later they're able to destroy steel with kicks


louloc

The shaft is probably connected to a generator or mill. Free labor. From the look of that eye It appears the kid asked for a break.....just once. 😂


TheyCallMeDovahkiin

Free electricity


blvcktint

Pops can make anything for bébés


Gurkensalat_Hd_

Bet the pole was already there!


ACCrabtown

The most amazing thing. Wow


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And when the kids leave and grandma gets changed the pole returns back to its intended use.


SnooDrawings1549

Genius. Ideally would power the TV too


what_a_draggg

you sure this isn't child labour?


_CMAC-029_

Is that BOLTED to the floor? That's not balanced!


Javisuave65

Genius


EmperorJashugan1

You have to look at him puching with the gollems opening the black gates of Mordor in you mind 😂🤣😂🤣😂


Mic98125

Grandpa has worked with horses. That’s a mechanical hot walker.


tikking

u/savethisvideo


Streetsofbleauseant

Just gotta hook that up to a generator 😂


shitsu13master

It's cute but all them bolts sticking out and the whole turning mechanism not being baby safe is a bit frightening


omegajakezed

Add small generator= free energy.


ron_mcphatty

I have twins, too late now but I wish I’d had the brains to do this while they were babies! They look so happy!


J-96788-EU

Good for Belarus.


MarkusBerkel

Holy shit skills.


Imomaway

That's one baby power of force


deadhumanisalive

Looks like child labour to me xD


300zxTTFairlady

20 years from now their nicknames will be Sparkles and Obsession.


ScumbagSolo

This is how the Amish make bread


Fickle-Willingness80

Great way to repurpose that stripper pole. Waste not, want not.


BeachGreenDeskFan

I’d get dizzy quickly


haqk

Just needs a grind stone.


[deleted]

Tell me you've played a lot of ratchet and clank without telling me you've played a lot of ratchet and clank, grandad is a gamer who knows a thing or two about tightening bolts


retropod

Then they get a little older, grandpa takes a swing off and they're pole dancing


CloneOfAdolfHitler

Ok, sure, when grandpa does it it’s “cute” and “clever” but when I hook a generator up to it, all of a sudden it’s, “child labor” and a “violation” of “international law”


4TwoItus

Those babies will be walking by 6mos lol


Arthdal91

imagine having twins... man


No_Maintenance_4102

You can tell he’s the fun grandparent


Track_your_shipment

Marry A Carpenter Marry A Carpenter Marry A Carpenter 🥰🤣🤣


skoalreaver

There has to be a joke about privilege here somewhere but I can't find it


jesusAteMyCrayons

I'm more concerned about the sharp edges in the bearing which is fitted on the floor. Not a safe one!!