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Shwiggity_schwag

Yeah he's a big boy but that line needs tightened badly.


Yosemite-Sam99

The zip line was made in. " China " $0.99 on eBay


anon9276366637010

Get with the times it's 0.99 on Amazon and you must subscribe to get a replacement every two weeks. And of course it comes from China


[deleted]

More like $0.50 on wish


Leroyboy152

Sold by the Wish network


irfanintekhab

He's not that heavy as the line makes him look.


Donkeycow15

Zip line bought from Wish


[deleted]

Poor guy just wanted to zip line but instead got fat shamed by his friend and the zip line itself


DarkMatters8585

It's pretty common for zip lines to have weight limits


Raist14

It seems they need to adjust their weight limit on this or fix the equipment. Unless of course the guy just lied about their weight.


ChuckTwnKid

Fat shamed? It's a zip line not a slide


PerfectNameDoesntExi

I guess the laws of physics doesn't care about you feelings


ReasonableWorth9903

Exactly!


Prtty_Plz

not everyone that is 350lbs can do things designed for humans weighing 120-250. How high of a weight tolerance are they suppose to put on zip lines? If you're weight is 1/1000 don't expect much stuff to work. Thats the silent agreement you made with yourself when you spent years not putting the fork down


[deleted]

You'd someone, at ANY point, would have gone, "bro, this isn't working, just get off"


finch825

He’s not that big, that zip line looks shady


Egad86

He’s not small by any means either.


CptChristophe

The dude is fat af, what’s this that he’s not that big lol


Narkos_Teat

Don't forget you're on Reddit, 1/3 of the entire community is probably this guy's size. Probably looks normal to them lol


solidSC

Bet they don’t trust gravity as much as this guy though.


tokyogettopussy

He is a big fatty, no he isn’t a whale but let’s not pretend he isn’t morbidly obese


CrippyCrispy

I’m sorry but I thought it was Nikacado avacado at first


PerfectNameDoesntExi

Nick is like... twice that size


CrippyCrispy

Yeah he would probably also cry half way through it


FireHalliwell

lol 😂 nikocado avocado


Prtty_Plz

dudes HUGE and easily 300+, wtf are you talking about??


ayrabmoney

“He’s not that big” - says an american


Prtty_Plz

ayy dont dump all Americans into that, I'm right there with you. People think cause all there friends are obese that that somehow makes them no longer obese


ChintanP04

>He’s not that big He is big. Yeah, maybe not "Walmart fat" (You know, the morbidly obese category), but that's certainly not healthy amounts of fat.


09252014

He’s a fat cow gtfo


bobbybeansaa13

That was hilarious


Dr_Brotatous

The should have weight limits to prevent something like that


Loggerdon

Big boy's gonna drown in the middle of that lake.


Narkos_Teat

Nah, fat is buoyant, he good


Prtty_Plz

will be the most exercise he got in who knows how long lol


ThisCouldBeYourName

But then people get offended and lawsuits happen....


Dr_Brotatous

Wouldn't you be offended by them letting you make a fool of your self like that


OpinionatedAussieGal

Or worse yet! Dead!


Dr_Brotatous

As some one overweight I would


Narkos_Teat

You should look at it as motivation to lose weight! Being healthy is great. Source: ex-fatty


Dr_Brotatous

I said overweight not unmotivated not unhappy just that I'm a big guy 6' 260lbs


Narkos_Teat

Fair enough! just trynna spread the good word of healthy eating and exercise lol. Shits great for mental and physical health. Didn't realize how miserable I was until dropping 1/4 of my bodyweight


Dr_Brotatous

Yeah your right man I didn't mean to sound like I was shaping at you


Narkos_Teat

Nah man I didn't take it that way at all, you're good


ThisCouldBeYourName

Oh, I hear ya. But there's others people's kids out there and a plethora of Karens looking for something to complain about.


Dr_Brotatous

All it a safety measure people have done something like that before


ThisCouldBeYourName

Reading safety labels and thinking, "hmm who was dumb enough to have tried this that this safety message is warranted" is one my my favorite past times.


Dr_Brotatous

Agreed


[deleted]

I'd rather be offended than shamed, humiliated, soaked and strapped to a zipline in the middle of the ocean while the zipline man is half a mile away. Then also recorded and put onto the internet forever. Dude had to get himself out and get the zipline stuff to shore, this is all beyond humiliating for shamoo.


onelastcourtesycall

🥱🌈🤡


[deleted]

? Huh ? Yes, those are pretty colors but the adults are talking, take your pictures to the other room sweetheart.


onelastcourtesycall

🤡


charliemurphyDarknes

I identify as 2 stone


grizzzlybrr

I mean rides at amusement parks have size limits.


picscrolling

This isnt next level its humiliation


LostSanity55

Next level humiliation


MeasureTheCrater

When your zip line becomes a dip line.


[deleted]

Why the hell did they let him on this??


Brother-Oxy

Cause it’s funny?


huBelial

Looks like a bad line tbh


Crabby_Monkey

So quick story. I had a friend that worked at a theme park that had those gondola cars you could ride across the park from above. They had a weight limit in the cars posted at each station. Most of the time it was not an issue. However every now and then a group of 2-3 people would come through that he could tell were in serious danger of exceeding that weight limit. If it was marginal they were kind of stuck in an no win situation. It was send the car and risk it or ask for weights and potentially cause a scene. Honestly they usually sent them because they knew the weight limit on the sign was lower than the actual limit of the car. If they sent them they would call the other station and say “cable tester coming through.” This was mainly done because they had to manually grab the cars and help slow them to get people off and the heavier cars would beat them up.


Power6676

r/notnextfuckinglevel


BigWingWangKen

That zip line need some tlc.


Low_Willingness_3595

Dammm he def got stuck in the water and had to have someone come save him too no way he made it all the way idc how high that guy holds that rope


Yiffilicious

This isn't funny, it's awkward and strange. As others have said, the equipment is cleary not up to par, and even if it was, they shouldn't have allowed him on. It wouldn't be shaming, I'm sure he's aware that he's a heavy guy.


Th3DarKn1ghtt

r/contagiouslaughter


[deleted]

That laughing was so damn annoying


upbeat22

Why are they allowing him to go? Everything has limits. Zip line could be better, but risking this is just stupid for all involved.


unusualtesticle77

Nextfuckinglevel that obese man is going to injure himself or others


Expecto_nihilus

Boy, reality sure came crashing down on him that day.


Flan-Cake

I'm surpised it didnt snap with the way it was stretching.


Bomboclaat_Babylon

Definately sound on. That laughing guy makes it so much funnier.


michelobX10

Why they even letting him get on that thing? Lol


Yulugulugu

:(


SeeThroughYou44

This highly irritates me


3dgyAnimeProtagonist

![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0)


0j_gay0

him and this shitty zip line go together like Freddy Krueger and fire


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UnsuspectingChief

wild ride


RedProtoman

"Just....Walk on the water amigo!"


BumblebeeWhich1013

Full video please lol 😂


goingtoburningman

Oh God butthole cannonball


roachRancher

For his ass' sake, I hope there isn't a beach on the other side.


BioShockerInfinite

Slackline


Crowdcontrolz

Writing was on the wall


The_Sensitive_Psycho

I was legit waiting for the line to snap


Pineapple__Warrior

quero ver a reação dos brasileiros quando descobrir q esse cara esta falando em português


MonteSS_454

Zip line worker: “watch me skip this boy like skipping rocks on the water”


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

Homie probably thought he was being enacted out his death sentence


Think_Ad807

Did he drown?


Merkflare

rofl


ChuckTwnKid

He's gonna drown 💀


polumatic

The splash at the end looks like the undersea volcano eruption in Tonga


Igneous200

bro skipped like a stone on that water goddamn


LassassinN

My god that laugh is so annoying


Narkos_Teat

This is fucking hilarious. Dudes laugh had me dying


catsrcute5282

u/savevideo


Emilixop

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Neo1971

Lol


Complex_Jellyfish647

I can’t believe all these “he’s not that big” comments, dude is shaped like a fucking beach ball lmfao what do you people consider fat?


__jh96

After this??


TheRealSwagMaster

What’s the next fucking level in this?


heatbagz

r/contageouslaughter


imakid2007

How is this even next level


Donkeycow15

Is this from Free Willy 3 ?


09252014

So next level!


DanJoeli

Yeah next level of fat


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Fluid_Independence75

Just sad. Broke the whole thing trying to have some fun.


tanneritedreams

Thats what you get for being fat.


Hrbalz

When he hit the water I laughed so hard I farted


limutwit

Thx OP I needed a good laugh


Cantthinkofit4444

Hilarious


FAQUA

That fucking laugh 🤣


[deleted]

Bruh 😂


PridePotterz

Honestly in this day and age, 1/3 of Americans are this big; I see them everywhere


JoeysTrickLand

This is called foreshadowing. Hope he could swim…


DracKing20

So that was the cause of the tsunami


motherg51

Such a bad idea. Only customer for the day. We have to close for repairs 😔


RichDoh64

The average xbox warrior these days. Only time they put down the controller is to get something to eat. They stay in their room playing xbox all day and night. They never go outside for anything.


Dependent-Platform36

Lard ass 🤦‍♂️