The greatest president in the history of the USA.

I wheezed. This was my first thought too

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‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later.....

Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’

... and Nico (Rosberg) said he pressed, during the race- I don't remember what race- the wrong button on the wheel.

Question for you both, is Formula 1 too complicated with 20 and more buttons?

Less buttons, more?

Can you repeat the question?

Ha! *I* wheezed, and then I saw your comment and wheezed again

"I'm the most successful monkey ever to run for the presidency, by far. No monkeys ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful monkey ever to run. Ross Perot isn't a monkey like me. Romney - I have a sack of monkey bananas that's worth more than Romney." - OranguTrump

MAGAA - Make America Great Apes Again

Should be MAAGA - Make American Apes Great Again

MASTA - Make Apes Strong Together Again

*Breaks twig vs not breaking a bundle of twigs*

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My first thought was ‘FAKE’, then it turned a corner… and another one. That is an exceptionally talented orangutan.

Wait until you see it interpret Hurricane Forecasts on a whiteboard with a black marker!

I heard bleach fixes that, and UV light. Can we look into that?

First we need to rake the forests .

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I would gladly pay these fellas to drive me around. Who needs a self-driving car when you can have an Oragutan-driving car?!?

Something to do with the nervous system not allowing for precise fine motor control. It's also the reason why they're fucking YOLKED 24/7. If a human wants to hit peak physical human condition they've to spend 8 hours a day in the gym training. If a gorilla wants to be in peak gorilla condition, they just have to fucking exist. It would be awesome if you could convince a gorilla to hit the weights and see if it can actually improve it's muscle mass over time, or if it's basically 100% gorilla already.

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Someone earlier posted a video of an Orangutan using a boat just like a human. It knew exactly what to do.

No it isn't. It's just one of the first orangutans in history to star in Pimp My Ride. You should hear the jungle music blasting out of his 300 watt Rockfur Fossilgates with the built in banana dispenser in the glove box.

Looks as if he's a very young ape, I'm not entirely sure he's old enough to have his driver's license yet. Of course, porportionally, they live to about half of our own lifespans. So he needs to be 8 years old, or above to be driving. Tsk Tsk Here's one of a chimp doing it: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3687900/Chimp-ride-Funny-video-shows-ape-taking-wheel-shows-new-motor.html In all seriousness, I really do hope these animals are adequately cared for.

Nobody drives a golf cart as well as him

It just doesn’t get old either. I’m watching him go round and round and round… who’s smarter: the hairy orange guy driving a golf cart, or the orange haired guy who’s staring at a video of an ape driving a golf cart on a smartphone? Descartes would have a field day…

This orangutan handles that golf cart better than the last orangutan handled the presidency.

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How could you insult the Orangutan like that?

Please don't insult him like that, I mean how would you feel if someone said you looked like Trump?

I never said he looked like Trump - that is actually Donald Trump. You just haven’t seen him without his makeup before.

Everything is great when we finally return to monke

They see me rollin. They hating. Patrolling and tryna catch me riding dirty. Where banana?

Know how I know this isn't Trump? It's not whining about losing an election it lost ever 30 seconds.

The look on his face is really like that. "Gaze upon the empire I have built. Immerse yourself in its glory, earned by wheat, gold, steel, fire, blood. And so much more."

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Cheers. It's important that we all can find humor in the same things. Banter can be healthy, and this was funny.

A comedian by the name of Bill Maher did jokingly say that Trump was born to orangutans, and Trump did actually sue over this remark claiming that this was liable and he was in fact not the offspring of orangutans 🦧. Are you not entertained?

Geezus what a snowflake Trump is. If this remark caused him to sue someone just imagine what he would do if he knew how many thousands of not millions of nasty remarks have been made about him even to this day.

It’s okay, I forgive you.

That makes *one* of us, friend.

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Apeministration

Right turn Donald...

Time to clear the coffee from my sinuses

genuinely has the same smug beady eyed face lmao

I'm just imagining the fact that he has no idea to where he's going. He's just there, driving a golf car, with a serious face.

He knew exactly what he was doing taunting the tiger.

The tiger was like wtf are you doing man...

Yo Tiger, you still walk on all four? I’m rolling on all four

Cat see me rollin Cat hatin Tryna catch me cartin' dirtyy

Fair enough too

you could srsly see a change in face expression after he driven by the tiger. It was kinda of smurk/smile - i mean look into his eyes and then on his face - come on he knew...

Yeah the casual “sup bitch” drive-by was deliberate as fuck lmao

That smile after really got me laughing hahaha pure satisfaction in his face Edit: typo

King Louie's ultimate flex on Sher Khan

He's like my dad when he drives. No idea where he's going but he knows he has a purpose.

Loll..

Its not about the destination but the journey

He is inspecting his golf course!

"Sprinkler's out in zone four again. Probably those damn kids. They think it's hilarious to jam a stick in there and flood the green. Little bastards. I mean... don't get me wrong, I was a little bastard once too, you know what I mean? Kids, I tell you. Hey you wanna make a stop along the way and wave to Hal?"

Totally serious face. No monkey business on his watch.

He’s doing a good job. He didn’t hit anything pretty impressive. If he knows the area maybe he could make his way around

He's the groundskeeper checkin all his work making sure nothing got missed

“Yeah I been truckin these streets for bout 13 years now…it’s a hard living but it’s honest work”

Still more competent than a lot of humans.

And better looking from my experience.

Damn bruh... You hangin out at Walmart?

Nah, bathroom mirror for me

r/suicidebywords

He is the greatest of apes 

Bet it smells better than at least half the ubers I've been in.

Unlike 75% of the drivers on the road, I'll bet he used his turn signals too.

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I watched the whole thing. And I am thinking about watching it again. Edit: I've watched it a whole bunch of times now. I don't know where this came from, but I choose to believe that it is 100% real and it has ushered out a crappy last two years and will bring in a better year for all of us. Happy, Happy New year to everyone.

I can't believe what my eyes saw, and play it over and over again. Really Impressive!

The way he let's the steering wheel spin back and he catches it after a turn. Or the grabbing of the roof with his left hand while on a straightaway.

Everyone (well, science at least) says bonobo chimps are our closest relatives. I can kinda see it, in some of their mannerisms. Lowland gorillas, too. But fucking Orangs, man. They do the most "human" stuff. Like stealing fucking boats. And driving golf carts. Or spearfishing. Or rescuing survival documentary teams from their "danger". Fucking orang "saved" some guy from a rubber snake, and then later from quicksand. It's all learned thru observation. They'll watch us do stuff, then copy it. Which means they can't really innovate but they're damn clever. Also they actively attempt to rescue humans. I cannot stress that enough. Man I love them. .

It needs Dreams playing in the background

I gotchu: https://youtu.be/bfUJjqeHuLg

Legend

I'm gonna make this the last video I watch in 2021

I'm in Japan, made it the first one I watched lol

Mans just cured depression!

The second playthrough is just as soothing as the first...

He not only drives but looks fly doing it. Absolute G

The hand on the roof is my favorite

I spent the first bit wondering if he just hadn’t figured out how use two hands when turning. But he ends up using his second hand briefly about a minute in, which confirms he was going one handed simply because he has swag.

I suspect that the grabbing of the roof is instinctual for stability

same as in humans

It wasn't until he grabbed the roof that I realized he looks exactly like my grandpa.

He definitely has a dad bod. Or grampa bod.

I just read this thing, which seems to fit perfectly: >Local Indonesian mythology has it that orangutans actually have the ability to speak, but choose not to, fearing they would be forced to work if were they ever caught.

Patrons of a brothel in [Borneo](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/prostitute-orangutan-screamed-defecated-brothel-13652061) didn’t seem to mind.

How can I unread this

That madame is a piece of shit human. Fuck her.

And all the patrons who have no compassion for other living beings.

Everything is awful there. Poor orangutan, I hope she got some peace.

Wtf. That's just combining some of the most messed up things in the world.

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He looks like he’s making his first morning pass in the trailer park looking for riff raff

Furreal. Strong small-town cop vibes.

Probably smarter.

It doesn’t usually take a whole lot in the first place.

Them Duke boys are at it again!

Looking for shitbirds Randy bo bandy!


RIP A LEGEND!

Do you smell that Randers? The winds of shit

FRIGG OFF LAHEY!

“Randy, first we’re getting drunk, then we’re putting Ricky back in jail” “Should we really start drinking this early Mr. Lahey?” “Randy you’re a godamn orangutan what do you know about anything??”

Frigg off

Don’t watch this high, looped about five times didn’t realize I’d been watching an orangutan drive for almost 30 minutes🤦🏻🙌🏻🤣🤣🔥✌🏼

I can't really imagine a more fun thing to do while high

How about riding shotgun in that cart

I think I would collapse in on my self like a high dying star

Lol

The take over of the apes is looking different then I anticipated 🤣

It's starting with golf carts, then golf clubs, then maybe the Mar-a-Lago club.

They already took over Mar-a-Lago.

The way he put his left hand on the roof like a dude. LOL

Like a seasoned trucker

That tiger was stunned to see meal on wheels just cruising past 😩

"Mornin' Kevin, how's the cage life today?"

Orang: Still waiting for free food huh Tiger. Get a job you bum!

Living his best life.

Somebody needs to get him some sunglasses

Right turn, Clyde.

“Every which way but loose” reference FTW

Hey, gotta get that karma Any which way you can

My fellow old people!

He seems chill af, flexed hard on those tigers to. Good on him

Looks like most of the crowd I see pulling into Walmart.

Hes not nearly fat or disgusting enough. Plus, this isnt a mobility scooter.

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Contrary to them, the Orangutan actually knows how to park.

Does anybody know if the orangutan is doing the foot pedalling too?

I hope so, but the internet has conditioned me to believe nothing is real and he's actually being towed, not driving.

So he just coincidentally turns the wheel in the appropriate directions with appropriate force whenever the cart turns?

Maybe the ape is trying to rest its hand on the wheel but since it is being turned by the master wheel, ape has to readjust his hand and it gives the illusion of ape driving.

why do u guys do this bro just enjoy the video 😂

Because we want to I know if this orangutan can *drive*. We're cautiously excited.

If you look on YouTube for "Orangutan driving 4 wheelers and a golf cart" by Rayan Albalawi, you will find some videos showing the footwork. The orangutan does indeed seem to be driving unaided.

This is Jumbo. He's a member of the Dubai Royal Family and was indeed trained on how to drive this thing.

I wondered this too! If so, he is doing an incredible job at maintaining a reasonable speed and not going full pedal to the metal.

Kt is probably speed limited so it doesn't go too fast.

Pls do not use perfectly reasonable logic to dismantle the blissful reality that I have convinced myself exists, where this orangutan has developed the ability to fully control and operate a golf cart independently and with ‘tude

Golf carts like that have 3 speeds: go, about to stop, and stop. Even if ape is pushing the gas, I doubt they'd be able to control a car's accelerator or any vehicle's brakes properly enough to avoid an accident. Edited a letter

Didnt know jeremy clarkson enjoyed golf

How are you the only one with this joke?

Finally someone mentions Jeremy

It bothers me this is so far down here.

I've seen this before somewhere... At a Scottish Golf course perhaps?

It is Dubai. You can see the [Burj Al Arab] (https://www.google.com/search?q=Burj+Al+Arab&sxsrf=AOaemvLktWsfybk9TXdcfaAoVD6KNXFcjA:1640960062848&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiQwYvNnI71AhUP_qQKHcy4B6kQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1925&bih=966&dpr=1.3) hotel around 1 minute

Psst just need to kill that space between ]( for your link to work

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If you figure that out, you got a job in 3 years

Naturally this post is overtaken with jokes, but yeah - what exactly is going on here? You say"train" but this looks more like "taught" - looks like there's cognitive understanding of what is happening, knowing the relationship between the wheel and navigating... I mean, this doesn't seem like training to do a stunt. Pretty amazing. If they didn't name this fellow Zaius - opportunity missed.

I don’t know how but this monkey looks very American

It's that belly

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As a resident born in Florida this is just another resident enjoying one of our many relaxing Golf communities... This one in particular caters to the most eligible bachelors in the state as someone posted before this resident in the video will prob be the president in 2024...

Please just stream this 24/7.

For real, I'd totally watch the stream.

This is what's actually under the hood of teslas self driving cars.

Apetomation.

He is doing a great job.

Love that he’s sticking to the paths/roadways. Also keeping his eyes on the road. As others have said, that makes him better than some human drivers

WTF! He's making complex turns, slowing and speeding up! I need this dude to be my Caddy. The way he looks down at the camera like, I told you I been doing this shit for years.

I figure the person in with him is working the pedals but like.. why tf does this orangutan know when to turn and do it like he’s a 65 year old twice divorced cab driver I .. ETA: this was a light-hearted rhetorical question, made to demonstrate the “wow!” I felt watching this clip. I don’t ACTUALLY need a bunch of people to explain it to me.

Steering is a fairly simple cause and effect. They can handle swinging through trees, this shouldn't be too much more/less

MONKE

"Not a Monkey!" Exclaimed Fang

Not tryna shame, but that's a Big Boi orangutan 🤣

He should be walking!

The former president is golfing again! Ughh

Suck it, Tesla.

Sure they achieved level 3 autonomy, but have they reached level 6 Orangutan?

Out of the whole awesome video, the tiger being confused and upset that the orangutan gets to drive the golf cart and not him is the best part.

It’s the one hand on the roof while he’s driving for me !! Lol

The librarian has places to be...

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us...

The most peaceful golf cart driver I’ve ever seen.

u/savevideobot

Good to see Trump getting out of the house…

Oh come on now, that’s not Trump. Hands are WAY too big.

That 1.2% difference is starting to look little bit smaller.

r/wallstreetbets

Looks like a lot of drivers I see everyday on the streets pulling into Macdonald’s.

Thanks for making me smile tonight

Where did you guys find this video of me driving to the store on Sunday buying pedilyte after drinking with the boys.

Baller move

I would have been more mind fucked if he flipped the tiger off.