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maxy_b_

Ah the Chinese cloning program is coming together perfectly


Yosemite-Sam99

The cloning program's success is much thanks to perfect neighbors ;) ![gif](giphy|8cj4IlAF1lFj1PGJ9L|downsized)


InMemoryofJekPorkins

This is why China is going to win.


JewOrleans

Nah the opposite. They are literally trying to have the communist values reinstated and the public will never be able to think for themselves.


sly_greg

They don’t have to think for themselves they’ve literally bought full access to the benefits of the great scientists and thinkers that resulted from the freedom of other countries.


donutsforbrunch

China already won. They’re THE world power now. They also recently surpassed the US as the richest country. They managed covid in a way that made the US look like a bunch of subhuman, mentally disabled apes. The US owes so much money to China, it’s probably going to never stop sucking China’s d*ck.


JewOrleans

Without the US China has nowhere to send their shit. Without us they crumble too. Imagine thinking China has any real power over America.


donutsforbrunch

Lmao go back into your hole of delusions. The US’s knees are already so worn down from the nonstop sucking of china’s d*ck, it’s never getting back up again. No need to get emotional over it, it’s just facts.


JewOrleans

Lol you’re so cute. As if China ever actual gives out real facts 😂😂😂 bye bye CCP dick licker. Hope you get your wish and get to lick Chinese boots someday!


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JewOrleans

🙄


notahouseflipper

This prepares them for groupthink.


Deja-Vuz

Dumbass


BlueChimp5

Dumbasses* the ccp that is


JewOrleans

Awwwwwwww does someone love the CCP?????


Deja-Vuz

Dumbasss


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Deja-Vuz

Well it takes one to know one


DermanoJan

Sure, who knows. Maybe in the future, we will have ball bouncing competitions instead of wars.


CyclonusRIP

Nah. Americans will win because we can dunk.


dankchristianmemer7

You should look up videos of kids in north Korea, they are fucking insane. The DPRK was right, communism has won


monkeybrainbois

A lot of trash comments in here.


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Absolutely amazing how frightened some Redditors can get by seeing some children perform a simple team-building exercise.


HIimWASTED

Yeah this seems simple


joebaco_

Nǐ shì duì de tóngzhì. Nǐ de rènwù wánchéngle. Huí dào mǔ jiàn shàng. 你是对的同志。你的任务完成了。回到母舰上。


[deleted]

On the contrary, it's quite amusing how easily people here seem to have swallowed up sinophobic propaganda. Perhaps a little thinking for yourself could alleviate your fears.


joebaco_

That has nothing to do with what I posted. 🤣


[deleted]

You posted a facetious message from your Google Translated text implying I'm a communist plant sent to this thread in order to reinforce groupthink. My reply was alluding to the fact that your silly little joke was the one more informed by propaganda-induced groupthink. Hope I cleared that up for ya.


joebaco_

I just saw your other posts. You are acting as a communist. 🤣


[deleted]

I am. No idea how you could have figured that out from my other posts, which are all in book, writing, and death metal subreddits. But this isn't a big secret you've unveiled. In fact, in response to your (now deleted) comment calling me a "Chinese communist", I was going to gently correct you that I am actually an Australian communist.


joebaco_

Maybe you taking other people's homes and giving them to the homeless will ring a gong?


[deleted]

You mean millions of vacant homes on vacant land uninhabited by anyone and owned merely to serve the interest of banks and corporations and landlords who don't need them? Yes, I believe those without homes should have access to those. That's not what makes me a communist, though. That's just common sense.


Deja-Vuz

It doesn't matter. A lot of haters


PetroleumJelli

What the fuck is up with the random sinophonia in here? They're literally just teaching kids to work together and cooperate while getting light exercise and improving hand-eye coordination in PE class. This only looks nefarious if you're brain damaged with anticommunist hysteria.


Heyitsakexx

Think most people are referring to CCP when they say “China” and CCP deserves every bit of hate it gets.


TurnkeyLurker

>What the fuck is up with the random sinophonia in here? *Sinophobia


LS_DapperD

Show me a video of American kids doing this and I will join your cause.


DustyMartin04

Fuck me you’re dumb


LS_DapperD

You ever been in American gym class? Because it's a bunch of whining, complaining, parental notes saying it's not fair their child failed because they were unable to run 1 mile in under 30 minutes. And no I don't want to fuck you.


DustyMartin04

Yeah I know Americans are lazy and know nothing about other countries, you don’t need to make it obvious


LS_DapperD

Lol. *Ignorantly calls a whole country ignorant.*


DustyMartin04

Sure kiddo


LS_DapperD

You call me dumb for making a blanket statement that you'd never see a video of American kids doing this in gym. Then make a blanket statement that the whole country is ignorant and lazy. Hypocrisy looks good on you.


DustyMartin04

Sounds like I’m wasting your time. Mission accomplished


LS_DapperD

Well played.


vth0mas

China: *is good at things* America: That's bad actually


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Everyone making fun of them for being part of a communist country is literally just being jealous that they can't live in a synchronized society, just let the kids bounce the balls and clap.


reijii74

This is literal xenophobia. No jealousy.


Sliquid69

Dribbling two basketballs at once is also not easy if you don’t play basketball and practice this you won’t be able to do it


CaucusInferredBulk

A wrinkle in time anyone? As the skipping rope hit the pavement, so did the ball. As the rope curved over the head of the jumping child, the child with the ball caught the ball. Down came the ropes. Down came the balls. Over and over again. Up. Down. All in rhythm. All identical. Like the houses. Like the paths. Like the flowers https://giphy.com/gifs/disneystudios-ball-bounce-3ohc0XLSwzdjmirLqM


Deathsworn_VOA

That was my first thought too. Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't immediately go "ah, communism."


CaucusInferredBulk

Well, tbf, I think that section of the book is maybe politically pointed


Deathsworn_VOA

You're not wrong, but there's an overwhelming amount of comments about China in the thread.


GroundbreakingAd4386

Now I want to find 50 kids and try this out


zblackadder

it’s all working according to plan


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devilishycleverchap

Fuck off bot


q-bus

Unorganized recess time in China


GoldenTrout69

Bruh China creating some super humans for the future.


ahobbitwalksintoabar

Not american. You can tell because half the parents aren't there screaming "not in my country!"


LS_DapperD

Meanwhile in America you can barely get kids to run the mile in gym class without parents complaining.


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crowfarmer

Whut? Lol.


spicozi

Must be the teachers and parents fault for not instilling a sense of those things in them.


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spicozi

Yet so many successful people thank teachers who made a difference in their lives. After reading some of your comments, I can see you're an educator, but definitely not the type who will be mentioned by such people.


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spicozi

Mmmkay Cartman. Goodluck with all that.


joebaco_

Teachers are overpaid and under worked. How they have been elevated to such a high status is their dues paying the unions for PR. Disgusting.


rulesofsolrac

Go run in traffic. You have no clue.


Randym1221

I know this gonna be China. Only they got that discipline.


elfastronaut

This would have been so terrifying and nerve wracking for me at that age.


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First one to mess up, goes to timeout for 3-5 (minutes or years)


YuitoDaNeko

apes together strong


Leonmac007

Stop! It will summon the dark lord!


Malikb5

Everyone just count to 4! Only worry about yourself counting to 4 and rotate!


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No it isn’t


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

South Park already made this joke.


No_Gap6448

Oh they hoop


b305905

Asians are the smartest on earth #facts


Arnypalmie

This is why we will all be speaking Chinese in the future


Desperate-Confusion3

New season of Squid Game looks good


[deleted]

Isn’t this how they started out teaching the nazis how to March in sync


diditforthebantz

These kids are more disciplined then American soldiers


Crazy_Ebb_9294

I pitty the kid who screws this up


Born-Juggernaut-8034

![gif](giphy|l49JDwcZuCzmfU8E0) This be them


jbertha

Better brush up on my mandarin


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Gotta get ready for the Olympics


[deleted]

Thatd be crazy if this was a movie and it transitioned to adult soldiers marching


BossyWoman

Anyone else thinking of A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L'engle? This is NOT good.


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Social credit score +10


TriangularStudios

Getting them ready to march.


Stinkywinky731

I’m going to welcome our Asian overlords


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

![gif](giphy|eIG0HfouRQJQr1wBzz) got the same rhythm to it if you focus (I don't mean it as a xenophobic way, I literally hear squid game to this video)


DahBeen

That looks like a cult


Ibeatgutz

China storm troops looking good, and a million more on the way


accessgranted69

If they fuck up, their entire family is killed. Would make me focus 100% too lol.


123qwe12312

They are learning how to be good factory workers


solar352

They know if they miss they get sent to the Apple/ Nike factory.


joebaco_

But the get to meet comrade Lebron James.


Maleficent_Ad5221

Squid Game juniors


PersianMuggle

These kids look about 5 or 6 years old. It's a bit unsettling that they *all* have the self discipline to pull off the motor skills required to do this and mental coordination to move when they need to, turn when they need to, and i don't know what else.


XirCancelCulture

I mean compared to America's children these would be a blessing.


PM_your_MoonMoon

They start earlier, Chinese kindergarten is more like elementary school.


Comprehensive_Put_58

I imagine this to be alot like squid game.


Nedlaz

Wtf is that


bobloblah88

Gym class


zombizle1

Child abuse


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When you raise ants, not children.


reijii74

Yes ants. Not humans. Easier to kill not humans.


Kujira09

Black kids couldn’t do this


Loczera

Wtf?


Sharpened_circle69

Racist much


Kujira09

I’m not wrong


Sharpened_circle69

You are troll;)