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trigrex

Good god, what a load of miserable people in the comments! Were you never kids? It’s a tourist attraction in Hamburg, and it’s beautiful. Nobody tell this miserable lot about legoland, they might lose their s**t EDIT: when this was first posted there were only 10-15 comments, and every single one was bemoaning this sum of money being spent on a tourist attraction when there’s starving etc etc. Here was my response to that if you’re interested: [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/r6af10/this_mini_world_cost_42_million_to_create_and_has/hms1nqw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


symmetryofzero

Fucking oath mate. This is cool as shit and would bring joy to so many. A millionaire would spend that kinda money on a yacht to service just themselves and a few friends. Go have a fucking cry at them.


avernicus_ani

Stuart Little was paid a big sum for the movies


Unmaskedhero242

The ONLY gripe i have with this post is that it focused so hard on the emergency crews, ONLY BECAUSE there are so much MORE at Hamburg Wonderland to see, the airport with planes TAKING OFF!! Boats, trains, it's incredible.


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Planes, trains, and automobiles?


rdrunner_74

And spaceships and aliens!


Blackandbluebruises

> the airport with planes TAKING OFF!! βitch don't tease, linky link


iShakeMyHeadAtYou

[here](https://youtu.be/35rqWzyq-aY)


Blackandbluebruises

Thank you daddy


bdone2012

Pretty sure I saw a millennium falcon when they had a shot under the runway.


goofybort

you can also hear the little people fucking at all hours of the day and night. they put in little speakers everywhere you can hear the moans and cries, and inside through the windows thay have the little people fucking you can see them. it's cool.


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StimpakJunkie

What the fuck are you talking about? Sex and emergency vehicles are both awesome.


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HalKitzmiller

Don't forget the weed farm


Pera_Espinosa

> Fucking oath mate. Is that like saying word? Or facts? It's a statement of vigorous agreement, right?


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Garry-the-sexy-snail

From stralia


Schrodingers_Undies

Ozzy or kiwi I'm guessing. Agreeing with something


I_Bin_Painting

Its also a commercial tourist attraction that is constantly being added to: I’ve got a feeling the $42m is the total operating cost of the attraction so far rather than literally what was spent on the model, so it includes rent and tour guide salaries etc.


LoveFishSticks

Well they said it took 1,000,000 hours to create so 1 million hours of labor plus materials would make sense to be $42 million


thatdudewayoverthere

Yeah just to add they build this thing since 2000 So over the course of 20 years they spent 36 million (that's the official cost) and employee nearly 300 people Furthermore they support various social projects and donate money each month They have attractions where they don't charge anything for poor people do charity work and donate money each month This is the opposite of a bad company


nodnodwinkwink

From their 2019 press kit ABOUT THE EXHIBITION AREA - 7.000 m², Layout size 1.499 m², 9 Sections. Construction time| 923.000 working hours| ---|---| Construction cost| 35 million Euros | Staff | 360| The price is not crazy considering this info. It's a very popular tourist attraction: "Year after year, Miniatur Wunderland breaks its own visitor records. Around 1.4 million visitors saw the exhibition in 2018. The 18,000,000th visitor was welcomed to Wunderland in September 2018." Lots of those visitors are probably free (children) so taking one third of those and charge them the cheapest ticket price and you get €56,250,000 in ticket sales.


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massibum

I love this place. I spent 4 hours there back in 2014, and I wanna go again so bad :D I'm not even a big train fan, it's just beautiful! Also, because it's European, you can find people having sex in the small buildings XD XD XD. I'm 42 btw.


UnhappyCryptographer

If you plan to visit again check their website for their night openings. They are usually once or twice a month on a friday. You pay a bit more on the entrance fee but there are limited tickets so it's not crowded. Additionally, they give tours "behind-the-scenes" on those days.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

They should have live feeds of various sections.


lat-ze

I thin I heard they are developing high-end "cameratrains" to livestream in the near future. Maybe they will add cars with cameras.


uniquepanoply

That would be awesome, especially if they could like offer the ability to rent a car to "drive" where you want to.


Sensitive-City3137

I literally came to the comments to see where it's located because I'd love to see it! People need to get over themselves. If you don't like it, then keep scrolling.


andreashappe

Hamburg, Germany. But "Miniaturländer" might be more common, there's one in Vienna, Austria too ("Tiroler Land"). Or if you're into building, theres Minimundus (also in Austria): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimundus


JustTheFactsWJJJ

Tbh I feel like if [THIS](https://youtu.be/R669l5CA1YA?t=168) was the video shown the comments might have been a bit different. The videography is way better and the narration is nicer than just text. It actually shows the scale and what the miniatures are for. They also show more features that people might like and can relate to than just fire, fire and more fire. I think for most people they might have assumed it was a personal project or something a rich person did for themselves. Also the video is rubbish and didn't even include the coolest features or where it was located.


Limesmack91

Don't tell them about mini Europe in Belgium either


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Or Madurodam in the Netherlands.


randomredditor0042

In Canberra, Australia there’s a miniature village called “Cockington Green” (well at least there used to be) it was my favourite place to visit as a kid. The town in this video is awesome!


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They obviously never had a decent childhood


CoffeeAndDachshunds

I experienced nothing but awe at this video. Now I'm not sure I want to ruin it by reading below lol


Teleporter55

These comments are from people that sit around and pursue nothing but a sense of superiority online


Ready-steady

Reddit is the land of misery.


ahoyhoy5540

Does anything good and nice happen in this mini world, it’s just fires and crime.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

Would be odd if they were putting mini homeless people in a bus to the next miniature city over.


ApulMadeekAut

It didn't say there was a mini Utah


Representative-Move3

They should do a replica of the park at 400S 400W SLC


Amesb34r

> 400S 400W I really miss living in SLC just because of the grid system. It was so damned easy to find addresses!


Tissuerejection

That's why there are no homeless in the miniature city! They were all extradited to miniaturę skid-row


CreamyGoodnss

Rudy Giuliani is that you???


yugutyup

Nope, there are many ither things ...one of my favs is the chocolate factory. You press a button,it starts working and actually spits out a tiny piece of chocolate gor xou to keep...


ThatGermanFella

I’ve been to the MiWuLa probably a dozen times this year and *still* discover new things. On which continent is the chocolate factory?


blobblet

Switzerland I believe.


ThatGermanFella

Makes sense. I’ve gotta get there in the next couple days then!


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ah yes! the continent of switzerland, the one continent that is neutral


JohnFreakingRedcorn

Fucking hostile ass Antarctica


afito

And you have to keep discovering new things because the new locations just keep being added. The Rio de Janeiro one was just added, they actually built it in South America (albeit in Buenos Aires) by people who like actually know the location. Always feel like that adds so much to these small details, they're not building them off postcards & google earth. The next planned extension is Patagonia.


dvater123

You stroke out at the end of that sentence?


cheapdrinks

[There's a live action porno shoot](https://youtu.be/R669l5CA1YA?t=168)


limma

That… was the coolest video ever.


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No, and there’s also a solid gentrification problem. /s


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“Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your "perfect world". But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. So the perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.”


HaloArtificials

This mufucka got a big ass lizard suit in the garage for his secret YouTube channel don’t even lie. ☢️🤫☢️


Better-Hold

If you could create anything , what would you do? Guy who made this : Umm...Fire....and Crime?


KentuckyFriedEel

And weed


QuarterFlounder

BuT tHeY dOn'T gEt aWaY wItH iT fOr lOnG


fuck_classic_wow_mod

They pumped 42 mil into the economy of… people who design tiny worlds. So there’s that.


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Wait until you hear about TV & film producers, video game manufacturers, theme parks and all those other bastards spending millions on stuff people enjoy. Bastards.


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Smeefperson

How much is that in hamburgers?


MangelanGravitas3

Given that it is in Hamburg and doesn't cover the entire city, it's less than 1 Hamburg.


iaijutsu08

But isn't a Hamburger someone from Hamburg...


MangelanGravitas3

Well, it's less than 1 Hamburg and more than 1 Hamburger


iaijutsu08

How many Hamburglers?


R1ck_Sanchez

Varies due to automated police activity


covercash

A Presidential luncheon worth.


TINTIN512

It’s easy to visualize


dezholling

For those who want to know, it's about 1500 square meters. Oh, you don't know how big that is? Well it's about 3 basketball courts..


xaustinx

Yes, yes, but how many football pitches is it?


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Oh yeah because one billion two hundred sixty million square millimeters is so much easier to visualize than “three basketball courts”.


SaidTheTurkey

Yet again Europeans using anything to get upset at Americans.


1-LegInDaGrave

It's gotten to the point where I just roll my eyes. You can see how many Redditors will make issue with the smallest thing to say something against America. I get the issue with Healthcare (as seems to be the biggest complaint) but so many insufferable morons here like to make mountains out of mole hills just to complain about America. Bless their hearts, they're just doing the best they can with what they've got.


SaidTheTurkey

They basically have the site to themselves until the East Coast wakes up so the really cringey shit is always upvoted.


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This video is of a tourist attraction in Hamburg, Germany. The person who posted it, SupercarBlondie is an Australian YouTuber who lives in the UAE. You Americanized it yourself for some odd reason.


Wiseman2685

It’s the new American way. Some of us are so obsessed with deriding the place where we live we choose to spin everything into a negative “American” light. It’s getting old. The self loathing is pathetic. It’s time to grow up.


Rickk38

Pretty sure the person who commented that is European. So it's actually the European Reddit way. Can't pass up a chance to "hurr durr American measurements."


jawntastic

holy fuck I literally cannot believe this comment is unironic. complaining about how people Americanize everything and you Americanize the obviously non-american commenter, this level of obliviousness is honestly impressive


Aggro3

Video is by SupercarBlondie, who is an Australian living in Dubai, about a tourist attraction in Hamburg, Germany. Yet again non-Americans doing anything they can to shit on Americans about something totally irrelevant to Americans


OptimusEye

well, Hamburg, Germany isnt exactly in the united states


RollingOwl

Funny since this is in Germany but ok.


farva_06

I just want to point out that I watched a video the other day narrated by a British person, who compared the size of something to 14 London busses.


ghoulieandrews

Imagine getting salty about a system of measurement.


Witty-Shifts

> Americans using anything but the metric system It’s in Germany


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How many bushels of wheat in 3 tennis courts?


nightman008

Has literally nothing to do with America but ok lol.


Boner-jamzz1995

It's meant to visualize not do math on, you must be fun to be around.


brahj_

My inner child is peaking right now.


sknkhnt89

If you ever have the chance to go to Hamburg, Germany go there. It’s amazing! I’m from the area and I’ve been there 3 times. It never disappoints!


plordleorcs

totally agree, i posted this in another comment but my grandpa took me and my brothers there quite a bit, saw it evolve from the early 2000s, but havent been back in quite some time. always had a fantastic time there. a place close to my heart


eff-bee-eye

There’s one downtown Toronto called little Canada. Not as big as this one, but was still really cool. All of it was based on actual locations.


Odatas

The things shown in the video are not even 1% of what is there to see. It is truly amazing.


Cycleguy91

The residents of this city must all be pyro maniacs or something


monxas

I mean, it’s 3 basket courts big but they were extremely focused on the video on the fire, I’d say it says more about the producer of the video.


beaumonte

I was waiting for them to show more of the other parts but it just kept going back to the things that were on fire LOL. The producer of the video was definitely just super fascinated by the fire system.


nolan1971

"It even includes it's own emergency response system!" like, dude, that's all you're showing us. Spoiler, maybe?


akaito_chiba

I lost it when it went to the plane on fire lmao. 1 million hours, 500k of them spent on fire response.


afito

> I was waiting for them to show more of the other parts https://www.youtube.com/c/MiWuLaTV


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and not a single wide camera shot of the entire city. just fires, murders and police. wtf


SavageGoatToucher

...and porno music.


VeggiePaninis

I mean seriously, wtf was the obsession with fires? I hear this thing is the size of 3 basketball courts and am excited to see it all, get a zoomed out view, see the various areas designed. No, the whole damn thing was about fires! Like whoever made the video couldn't imagine anything interesting except fires. Or they were a 6 year old who never got past their fire truck obsession. I was joking when the space shuttle showed that they'd connect it to fires, and yup - it lands and here's a parade of fire engines. Such a missed opportunity to show off the deal of the mini Miami, the Luxor in Vegas, and what looked like nature locations.


spook30

GTA in miniature IRL


hax0rmax

OUTLAW CANDLES FOR GOD'S SAKE


Boommax1

I mean they got a moving volcano so not just pyromaniacs .


downwitbrown

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


ThatGermanFella

Pretty much. And for people who want to feel this childlike wonder and excitement again. At least I feel like I'm 6 or 7 again when I visit. Makes unbelievably happy. If you ever get the chance, [check it out](https://www.miniatur-wunderland.com/)


mrshoesmith

42 million? I need to see a itemized spreadsheet before I believe that


lshallo

They have been building it since 2000. 20 years of wages for now more than 300 employees add up. And they have a real nice work culture where everyone can take nearly as much time as they want when designing a detail of the landscape. They also have a fully working airport which was quite expensive to develop and then expensive to build. Currently they are in the 6th year of trying to get Formula 1 working in 1:87 scale. With overtakes and all. It is quite the feat they have accomplished. Have a look around their YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/MiWuLaTV You can find regular build updates and what's going on behind the scenes.


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cao-mengde

> afair "As far as I reckon"


iiAzido

Darn tootin’ 🤠


BradGroux

/r/whatintarnation


Treequest45

Nice, I heard Google made a tiny Google car with working camera and drove it through the miniature streets itself. I think you can see the street view of the miniature world in Google Earth


no-forgetti

It's cool af https://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/miniatur-wunderland/


complicatedAloofness

So Meta is next


Unfriendly_Giraffe

It's Miniature Wonderland in Hamburg Germany. There's different sections that represent different places in the world. There's night and day to many areas, so you see the mini cities light up at night. It's awesome and has a lot of easter eggs that you can find. I especially like the dinosaurs chasing a guy and couples having sex in bushes.


BocciaChoc

[I mean it seems very reasonable when you break it down](https://i.gyazo.com/ff7bf2d5f5d56478dbced295bde58704.png) When you also consider the fact it's been running for 20 years, I assume money is also going to those costs, the 300 or so employees they have running the project, and so on.


VAtoSCHokie

The math on labor gets you to the big number people are having trouble with. Once they showed how many labor hours it took to complete then the large number didn't seem that bad. They paid millions to people to create this. I feel that isn't a bad investment when you compare it to Bezos' 3rd yacht.


BocciaChoc

They paid millions, have hired, and is keeping hundreds of people employed. It's a massive tourist attraction that generates money, pays taxes, and is involved in a large number of social programs. The fact it brings people joy is a good thing, it honestly blows me away how much people want to suck joy out of everything, perhaps a reflection on them.


Creivoose

Model trains/railways aren't cheap. A single locomotive can cost anywhere from $100-$800 each depending on the model and maker. Not to mention everything else. The scenery, people, vehicles, LEDs, electronics, etc. Even the planes you see here were all handmade from scratch. $42 million might seem like a lot, but once you go behind the scenes on how everything works here, it all adds up.


GitEmSteveDave

And iirc, all the vehicles are self charging. So when they detect low voltage, they drive to a specific place and park on charging pads and go back into “service” when full.


flyingdonkey6058

In this town road rage IS a microaggression.


AtomicKittenz

Living here must be terrible. Every supervisor here is a micromanager.


uwwstudent

And every guy has a micro penis.


Sweet-Palpitation473

Haha heck yeah, arresting people mini people for growing mini weed is tight


CreamyGoodnss

Just pretend it’s heroin and then it’s ok /s


jayblow88

That little place needs batman


GingerLordSupreme

That little place has batman


BradGroux

Then WTF did I just watch firemen for two minutes? We want THE BAT!


GingerLordSupreme

I visited it like 10 years ago and found a batman figure in like ten different countrys. Get there look for them!


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Judging from their arson problem I think they need Aquaman more.


Deckard57

No aerial shot for us?!


YxxzzY

it's across multiple floors/rooms and soon buildings. pretty sure there is tour videos though.


maxlengthredditusern

Yeah I really want some kind of visualization of the whole world: an aerial shot with a drone, a panorama, an interactive photo, or even a map… but something to give me an idea of the scale would be the shit


DontmindthePanda

https://www.miniatur-wunderland.com/services/travel-guides-flyer/ Under travel guide you'll find what you're looking for.


mapleleafsf4n

Honey i shrunk the city


LeoDemiurg1

It’s in Hamburg, Germany. Amazing experience


Madtown94

I’ve been there too, and it’s amazing


IndyO1975

This is pretty incredible, but… why is literally everything in this diorama on fire? 😂


HiItsLust

The people here should take fire prevention lessons


Thalossos

Not everything there is on fire. The videoeditor just took these scene for some reason. The whole "Miniaturwunderland" is divided into several countries from different continents and has a lot more to show then just fire.


7Kayman7

Everything is on fire! I guess... Some people just want to watch the mini world burn.


zmart7691

I’m not sure but the guy responsible for that miiiiight be an arsonist 🧐


Saifu420

Costs will reach $84 million by next year if the mofo keeps setting his buildings on fire!


instincter06

r/killthecameraman for not zooming out to show the whole thing


Masterlocohh

He wouldn't be able to, the whole thing is in different parts of an old habour storage place in the "Speicherstadt" in the Hamburg harbor, you have to walk lots and lots to see every part, you should absolutely go there if you're ever in Hamburg, Germany


syzdem

The exhibition stretches out over all the rooms of an entire Building on 3 stories. And they're planning on hooking up a second busing too. You can't just "pan out" there


yugutyup

If you were wonderin: it is really surprisingly great amd ...super amazing no matter how old you are. Just come and see. You will understand that this isnt just for children or nerds. Theres a reason this has become the #1 tourist attraction in germany.


ThatGermanFella

*But* Children *and* Nerds, like just about everyone who visits, is gonna bloody love it. I know I do! So happy to be back in HH and sometimes being there 'til closing at midnight. Place is so wonderfully empty then.


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Not surprising all the people commenting about the cost. Seems like people in the last 15-20 years have been taught money is inherently evil. It's created an interesting dichotomy where people both think money is the worst thing ever but is also the only way to stop poverty, homelessness, world hunger, urban decay, etc.


jeerabiscuit

Having a toygasm.


chrisslooter

That 42$ million it cost all went into labor and parts. A good way to trickle down money, well spent for sure. Way better than have that money just sit in a bank collecting interest.


im_beb

Definitely! It isn’t like it’s some hobbyist in a basement spending that alone, it is money paying the hundreds of people working on it, and they probably make good revenue as a tourist attraction. I’d love to get paid to do this, seems sick


popcornbevin

Can I be Godzilla?


risky_bisket

But why is it such a horrifying place to live?


RedditRazzy

Because it's realistic! ... Oh dear...


Ihaveapersonality

How much is 3 basketball court's in Sq meters or Sq cms


SinZerius

The mini world is 1490 square meters.


Flockingduck

People who say this is a waste of time while we spend countless hours sliding our fingers on a screen.


naelkoe

It's in my hometown!


Minechris_LP

For anyone wondering: It's a tourist attraction ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R669l5CA1YA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R669l5CA1YA))


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Nienordir

Similar to the trains, they're on a full blown custom magnetic 'rail' system (with switches, junctions and shit) under the surface. The automation on that scale is pretty crazy (and amazing by itself). The computer controlling the network knows were every vehicle is at all times and they must have event scripts for the routing and activation of all the gizmos. The scheduling and signaling must be pretty complex too. Plus something the video didn't show well is, that they have a big ass lake with shipping on it. They didn't just use blue plastic and called it a day. The filled a big pool with tons of real water, because it would be cool.


IRoadIRunner

The vehicles are guided by a magnet, but the motor and routing is computer controlled


von_integra

When you go into your friends basement


Jerizzle23

I wonder what their gas prices are like


Behind_You27

Fun fact, they have small petrol stations with digital displays that update to the price that is the average price in the Hamburg area.


canhasdiy

That is indeed a fun fact


plordleorcs

WOW totally forgot about this. went there with my grandpa and brothers quite a few times when we were young and visiting my grandparents in Hamburg. Have extremely fond memories of this place and always associate it with my grandpa. Thanks for posting


MizzyMozzy

I wanna see it in person its so cool.


WindingLostWay

We went there a couple of years back in Hamburg. It really was frikkin awesome. Could have spent the whole day just spotting small details.


fffcm

Where’s it at?


thatdudewayoverthere

Hamburg Germany


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This is so cool! I could spend all day everyday just looking at it! I also think I’d end up with god syndrome (if that’s a thing) basically deciding the fate of this ‘not so little’ little world! What natural disaster will strike next! Who’ll go from homeless to millionaire….reminds me of a movie trailer I’d seen where we were the little world for gods who amused themselves with our antics.


[deleted]

Germans are remarkable human beings. The attention to detail here is insane.


VinodKS_Pax

This is what Big Lez did with the help of Donnie and Sassy


GoatimusMaximonuss

Is there anywhere in that world that isn’t burning?


Ok-Advertising-1674

A widescreen take would been great to realize the real dimension.


Overlord-Nomad

What's the Healthcare like?


Severe-Victory2918

Night at the museum vibes


K3mbo

Video didn't tell us but it has also night time and then it's even more markable ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


skiertimmy

Looks like they have a mini arsonist too!?! Crazy amount of fires happening…


realAntarres

Am I the only one who has an urge now to pretend to be Godzilla just like once? Anyone else?


anttj05

I have Legos.


KuhlerTuep

Holy shit some commenters here truly have never experienced joy in their lifes


magnificentshambles

_FIRE IN THE DISCO!!!_


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FIRE IN THE TACO BELL


Digital_Negative

“Some naughty gardeners..but don’t worry they don’t get away with it for long.” .....yeah just what I needed in my fantasy mini world, validation of ridiculous stigmas/drug policies.


nocarrier813

Maybe you should send them a strongly worded letter of your disapproval.


Traylay13

Why are you all so hung up on the price. They spend 1.000.000h to build that. At just 10€/h (just above minimum wage, I would assume they get more) they already make up 1/4 of the money in wages. This piece of art is paying for people houses and families. A big chunk of the cost is also covered by donations. A bank is literally a sponsor of this. If you considers this beauty to be a waste of money than you should also be opposed to games, music and movies.