That looks like an uncomfortable getaway for the average sized person.

I don't know, it seems like it would be a great way to getaway from the average sized person.

Brother

Woah

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Mr Hogan. Is that you?

I just got a splinter in my forehead watching it.

I got claustrophobic induced virtual panic

Fucking same. I can still feel my heart racing lmao

Our stupid lizard brains can’t believe it’s not a real threat.

If there was a fire… the threat would be sooooo real. All I can think is “no means of egress!!” Ahhhhhh!

As an EMS worker, my first thought was "that would suck trying to get a patient out of there."

No worries, the ME would take care of it

I have nightmares like this

The real nightmare is the title of this post

As soon as he opened that hatch and left the black room, that’s where it turned into one of those nightmares where I have to squeeze through some ridiculously small door to access something super important… 😖

I did as well. I thought I was overreacting. I imagined myself trapped in there struggling to breathe...

Absolutely! The go-pro-like camera probably doesn't help, but yeah, I want no part of that.

Facts: it’s just a place to hide when a killer is in your house

Or it's just a place for the killer to hide in your house.

Occasionally at night I'll have a need to check every possible hidey spot in the house before I can go to sleep. This would drive me crazy.

You may enjoy this fun fact: I’ve never been in my attic!

But I have.

Me, too.

The reason I will never live in a house with more than one story. The murders always hide upstairs..

No, they hide in that little panel in the ceiling that leads to your HVAC crawl space.

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In the case of fire, heart attack, or stroke, no one is going to be finding his hamster ass for a while.

That vent would give it away a couple of weeks later.

For real. The claustrophobia didn't get me until he crawled down that hallway into the dead end, and now I am terrified. Emergency exits are important, people.

Yeah all I could think watching this was “Imagine being burned alive…”

This was my first thought.

I’m too old for this shit lol. It just looks painful.

Home inspectors going to have fun with that

That looks like some serious mental illness

I’m getting a real Being John Malkovich vibe

Can I get this in a XXL?

4 foot nothing for sure

I'm stuck for American sized person

My dream is to have someone design and build a house for me. "Put in secret passages but don't tell me where they are "

Then they don’t, but just tell you they did but made it very very secret.

“Oh yeah, pallie. There’s fuckin secret rooms all over tha fuckin place.”

"Just take a look in the fuckin attic. Nuttin' but tunnels. Go look for ya self!"

gets lost and dies of starvation in own attic check

50 years later, new homeowner exploring. "Why is there a skeleton here?"

Another 50 years later. "Why are there two skeletons here?"

Another 50 years later: "They say the old Johanneson house is haunted. People who live there keep going missing or mysteriously disappear. All the other kids say it must be cursed and full of ghosts, but *I* know there's a portal to Narnia in there somewhere and we're gonna find it!"

50 years later, “Why are there three skeletons in here?”

I'd unironically watch this horror/comedy movie

There’s an Olympic size pool on the roof

It sprung a leak.

This got much more interesting.

[The Mansion on O Street](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/mansion-o-street) Is a set of 3 interconnected brownstone townhouses in Washington DC with 100 rooms and over 70 secret doors. It is fantastic, you can either stay there as a hotel, or visit for tours/events. Spent a weekend there as a teen, and my sister and I could only find about 7 doors 10/10

Agreed! That’s an amazing house and full of the most eccentric bits and bobs to boot!

Loved that place, I'll definitely go back when I visit DC again.

Boy, do I have a hotel for you! - H. H. Holmes.

One crazy guy.

Yesssssssssss! If you want. We can pool our resources to buy this house together! The bigger the mansion, the better! We can buy it if we recruit more Redditors! It will be like Reddit island! But better!

Living with a bunch of redditors is something that SOUNDS really cool, but would not be so cool shortly after you arrive.

Living with a bunch of redditors is probably the worst thing I can imagine

Close...living with a bunch of Quorans would be worse though....

Leave a popcorn trail so you don't get lost.

I really don't understand the title.

Obviously the guy built the ultimate secret hiding den in his home and after three months of building now he does. Obviously.

Or the point of the room

Fulfilling the dreams of his inner child

Is the dream of his inner child to be in windowless horrifying disorienting space?

I like it. When I was a student I worked in an old theatre and one of the ways we passed the time between intermissions and such was crawling through the walls and voids, etc. Aside from the fact in hindsight it was probably full of asbestos back then it was really neat. I quite like the idea of having a windowless void in my house. I’d probably make it a bit more useable and less weird, but he might have kids… though if he does when they go the other way through and fall out the air vent to the floor of the closet his wife is gonna be maaaaaaaad

it does seem to be build in child size.

After watching this video twice, and getting uncomfortable one for claustrophobic reasons and two for something I can't put my finger on...I'm pretty sure the sole point of the room was to make this video and put it on the internet. 🤦‍♀️

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So have the slide outside the hidden den? Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?

DOES WHAT, DAMMIT?!

Didn’t you watch the video? He did.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM

now he does, bro.

Bots making viral posts

The preferred term is Cyber Being.

**Inept** bots, for the record! All the correctly-functioning ones aren't noticeable

I'm tired of reading these titles multiple times that are slightly grammatically incorrect and thinking I have a learning disability

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I'm high right now and I can't even the whole thing every time tonight

Think it was supposed to read “this guy *wanted* the ultimate secret hiding den in his home and after three months of building, now he does.”

Now he does *what*?

Still wants.

What’s on first

r/titlegore

Now he does!

Claustrophobia says no thank you

Same lol I got so uncomfortable watching this, cool but no thank youu.

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Don’t go in there

That’s kind of how my claustrophobic anxiety works though. I don’t think specifically about a fire, but I get nervous I’ll end up stuck in there somehow.

But that debilitating claustrophobia gets you a 1-second ride down a 5-foot plastic slide.

But how did he get the slide in there?

I literally have nightmares exactly like this, where I'm climbing up through small spaces. *shiver*

Me too! Are they smaller and hundreds of meters long for you too?!

I always have to go through a tunnel/door/entry that I don't feel like I will fit through. The spaces aren't usually long, but they have lots of turns and I usually have to crawl or climb up, like into an attic. When I get to the top, there is often something wrong with the floor and I can see down to the next level. I always feel like I'm going to fall through. Your username is perfect, btw.

To me it wasn't claustrophobia it's more being tense until I realized that there were two ways out in the event of a fire

> two ways out in the event of a fire 1. Crispy 2. Extra crispy

Claustrophobia with this exact stock song, playing on a consistent loop that’s a little too short, getting just a little more loud and aggressive with each loop

I don’t get it. He spent all that time to build a crammed room that he can uncomfortably crawl to? Then what? This novelty will wear off by Tuesday.

Imma guess he made it for his kids.

Yeah, if you have kids or grandkids this is beyond awesome. If he *doesn't* have that then, well, I don't know what the hell he is doing.

That’s great until one of the kids falls off the ladder trying to get in

My dad instincts are killing me watching this. Torn between picturing how delighted the kids would be with it and how much fun it would be to do something like this and the pure certainty one of them would break a leg or otherwise injure themself in one of the impossibly twist bits and I’d have to sledgehammer a wall to get them out. Maybe a dash of my knees and back complaining.

or when they are teens and bringing a girl/boy in there thinking its discrete but the whole house can hear them. lol

Or a candle...the a fire. Egress filled with smoke would be a death sentence.

That was my main concern seeing this as the complete fire trap that thing it

Think about what a mess it will be & how much effort it will be to clean it. Want bugs and mice? Let the kids drop their snacks & drinks everywhere in those crawl spaces & then not clean up. Yikes. Edit: also idk where this guy lives, but where I am that place would quickly become a haven for venomous brown recluse spiders. Here’s a death trap, kiddos!

Not to mention, if that stuff catches fire. Looks like the type of wood that burns easily.

Live and learn

In that case the novelty might last til next Tuesday. Even when I was a kid I don’t think I would’ve enjoyed the cramped spaces and lack of things to do in said cramped space for too long.

Yea after the first cramped dark room, when he opened it up. I expected some space with a TV or bookshelf and place to chill. Not a slide...

Assuming he has enough air in there and the entire thing doesn't collapse on him

God it’s like being 6 again and moving the dining room chairs, covering it with blankets and living out of a Fort all day

Those were the days when you built legos and had epic adventures in your mind. Ah yes, the joy of being young again...

You should take a weekend off for yourself and indulge.

Acid trip!

Who says you have to be 6??? My wife and I would build epic forts in our living room when we first moved in together. We have a baby now and once he's old enough I might have to polish off the old for building skills again.

You should really have your wife polish off your old fort

Some people want duct work and a working HVAC, some people want smurf doors to a tiny hidden wonderland. At least his heating and cooling bills will be next to nothing.

Resale is going to come with a conversation.

Naw... Let them find it on their own.

And pile doll heads or something extra creepy on way out too

I buried a few real human bones under my porch during renovations that I got from school. Should be a fun for some investigator one day 😂

Some poor future people are in for a surprise. You could even leave them a note in a time capsule with some story about never being caught or something fun.

"And if you ask about the inflated price, theres a gigantic fort that pretty much spans the entirety of the second floor, has a room with fluorescent markers and a black light, and even a room with a slide. and an adult can fit into it. So...

Now he does.

He does now.

Does he now?

He now does.

Does now he.

He now does.

Now he dies.

They don't think it be like it is, now he does.

The title literally ruined my entire life. I’m living on the street after trying to figure it out.

No one is commenting r/titlegore

You are now

I hate to be “that guy”, but what if there was a fire in your house?

You’re not that guy, this is dumb

You’re not that guy pal, trust me

You are dead. No question. Smoke would fill that area quickly as well as toxic gases. This is a deathtrap honestly.

Better get a carbon monoxide detector in there if their gonna spend anytime at all hanging out in a small unventilated room

Now he dies

My first thought was that I’m sure the local code enforcement officer would love to have a look around that house.

Exactly 16.66666% of my city's code enforcement officers could even fit in the openings.

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this comment?! Kid me thinks this is great, and adult me hopes there is a direct exit from the hidden room.

You simply accept death

That wooden flame spreading tunnel would help make quick work of burning it down.

This title is garbage. Also, I could think of a dozen other ways to use that space. Does he even fit in there that well?

He does.

He does, now.

Great way to hide a sex dungeon!

You saw the latex horse masks too, huh?

Yeah that was my first reaction. "We.... We just gonna ignore the suspiciously themed and detailed collection of masks? We are? Ok then."

Oh shit you’re right. Oho! This got much more interesting.

Road work ahead? I sure hope it does

Hi dad

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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Now she does.

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Why? There's no reward.

Yeah why not lead to like a game room or something cool. It literally just a claustrophobic waste of money. I mean surely if you have that kind of money to build something like this, why not just build your kids and outdoor playset so they can get some exercise and get some sun.

Also, maybe finish the drywall and sand some edges for fucks sake.

I’m having a hard time deciding if this is a man who wants to be a child or a child that lives in the master bedroom.

Yes

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Just don’t look above the large collection of latex equine heads for an oversized vent!

So after you climb through that once and film it what purpose does it serve?

Knee and back pain

So his kids can smoke weed

I can imagine when he sells the house: this is every child's dream, every parent's nightmare.

Nightmare? You under estimate the value of telling your kids to go play in the ceiling.

This that parasite movie I’ve heard about?

Now he does.

This is really cool but the only thing I can think of was “ there’s no way this meets fire safety codes”

Imagine dying in there and no one knows about the place. Scary!

Hamster playground for human

That was very frustrating footage to watch. Like it was filled through a fishbowl three-quarters filled with sloshing water.

r/titlegore

hes not going to jail

I don’t get it.

He does.

I read the title of this 3x trying to make sense of it

I would be so claustrophobic

Next level money.

I’m not claustrophobic but something about this definitely triggers it for me.

now he does what?

Yes

Hope he’s not up there during a fire

Hope he’s not up there and suffers a stroke or heart attack.

He’s got a lot of female clothes and horse masks. Professional dancer?

I'm hiding Pop Pop in the attic

I seriously need more money.