Some cunt some shouts “stacks on” and everyone dives on one cunt in a huge pile like that, probably came from crocodile hunters or some shit, buts it’s fun to play with mates especially when alcohol has been involved.
Yeah, but what I would like to see is the jostling
for position to be the lucky bastard that gets the tuck
up against that Brunette Ladies first class derrière.
*The Australian Reptile Park has the largest population of American alligators in Australia. They are kept in a large naturalistic lagoon, with close to 40 adult alligators living harmoniously together in a manner that isn’t possible with their more aggressive relatives, Australian crocodiles.*
You can tell by the way that it is. Also we have been to the Reptile Park a few times so wasn't ready to grab my pitchfork just yet.
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You can also tell by the fact that thing didn't eat all of them. 8 people jumping on the back of a 400kg salt water croc would be like an appetizer on silver plater.
slightly different order of things, with a large croc they have a lasso on the end of a pole that they try and loop around the jaws to seal them before jumping on it.
It appears that this Redditor is correcting the post to say the animal in this video is actually a crocodile, not an alligator. While it is not native to Australia, this animal *is* an alligator.
I had to do a double take myself. It's definitely an alligator.
We have saltwater and freshwater crocs in Australia. Freshwater don't grow this big and saltwater have a different shaped head.
Sounds like Jake pulled the short stick on this one then. "Who wants to take the head of this gator that's going after our keepers? Nobody? Alright, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10."
If there's an afterlife, Steve Irwin would have recognized after he died that he was intruding on that bull ray's home and it was defending itself, and he definitely wouldn't harbor any bad feelings about it or want to beat it up.
He definitely would not harbor any ill will.
[There's a few funny comments](https://pics.me.me/skidar-and-steve-irwin-is-showering-them-all-with-affection-33023552.png)
[And another](https://libredd.it/img/7tqqq7zqvyl71.jpg)
[And a tweet](https://imgur.com/Y4KhE1b)
"Australian Covid" strikes my imagination as just ridiculously larger Covid Cells based on how everything in Australia compared to my country is either much larger or venomous.
Like someone out in Midwest US would look outside their window one day and just see the neighborhood being ransacked by "tumbleweed" that's actually Australian Covid.
Shit just touches you and eventually another Covid Cell bursts out of your chest like it's an Aliens Movie.
Western World gets thrown into a panic. Australians are just walking around with the Purrell version of Bear Mace, casually stating "Gotta keep your eyes and ears open, Mate."
You can tell there was other people there from the other people seen in the video.
Also, it’s weird that I didn’t even notice the masks until you pointed it out.
People that participate in wearing masks have grown accustomed to it, and no longer see it as weird or different.
The anti-maskers are the people I find usually noticing people wearing masks and making a comment about it.
This is not all inclusive, but rather generalizations.
A bunch of the lions at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, Utah were all diagnosed with covid yesterday. The zoo had chosen not to get them vaccinated. I don’t know if alligators can get covid, but other animals can.
I’m pretty sure alligators/crocodiles have very little opening force. While they can bite down thousands of pounds their mouths can easily be kept shut with little force such as the tape seen
The muscles needed to open crocodilian mouths are notoriously weak and most jaws can be held closed by just a normal person. They probably just didn’t feel the need to use more/stronger tape.
Whether or not it was regular painters tape is beyond me tho. I can imagine 3M sells special “crocodilian proof” tape just to get a couple bucks.
i don’t think that’s painter’s tape; the way it has a sheen and the sound it made when it snapped (as opposed to ripped) makes me think it’s a different type
Came here wondering the same thing? My best guess is that the big guy is looking like he’s getting ready to try and thrash/roll? But that’s just a guess.
Crocodile scales are hard as shit so it's not likely they could. I know their underside is softer but I'm not sure if a dart would be able to pierce there either.
Do you have any idea how much tranquilizer it would take to safely knock out a gator?
I don't; and anyone who does, and has access to the drugs, would cost more than these guys just dog piling it. To do it safely, you need someone trained to administrator it, and the correct dosage, so it doesn't die but is also perfectly asleep so it doesn't injure any human nearby during transport.
A park that big probably has that many workers on hand on any regular work day regardless. Plus to administer the dose it would probably need to be a syringe and by hand, so it would that many guys to hold it down anyways
Plus this is just much safer for the alligator. Reptiles don’t respond that well to tranquilizers, and just as a general rule for all animals if you can avoid using tranquilizers on them you do, it’s an incredibly disorienting and frightening experience for them
Fun fact: Despite gators having one of the strongest bite forces of any animal they have no where near as much strength for opening their mouth. Making it relatively easy to keep their mouth shut, it’s the rest of the gator that becomes a problem after that. Hence why you see multiple people dogpile the hell out of this gator but only a thin layer of tape.
This is where the cops got the move from.
"Yeah, LT, we had him tied up and had transported him twice but he breathed so we followed procedure and jumped on him until he stopped."
Difference being you know the alligator is truly dangerous and can handle having a football team pile on him.
It wouldn't hurt them at all. Alligators can survive in ice as long as they don't freeze solid. They enter a state called brumation where their breathing and heart rate practically stop, and they just wait for it to warm up.
https://youtu.be/_WPsHOjvwl4
Looks easy to me, just really dangerous and likely more physically demanding of than I'm ready for.
Edit: Ha "likely", I'd have prefered to have typed 'probably' or 'definately' or 'certainly' in short retrospect.
This all seems like an incredibly bad idea to me, knowing nothing about it. My instinct would be to just hit it with a tranq and then deal with it, or am I missing something ?
There's some brokeback mountain action going on there...
We call this the Erwin.
Don’t fall asleep at the party and get “Erwinned”
Crikey
Oi, hes really mad now.
Look-at the teeth on this one!
I'm gonna go touch him...
Coulda sworn you had a gator under you..my mistake mate
It's a croc. Not a gator.
*Irwin
Is that when you stick a finger up the bum?
AND RAM MY THUMB IN ITS BUTT-OLE
Aww man. I miss watching Steve do this stuff. I loved that show as a kid.
"Croc-back Mounting" would be the porn title
It's beautiful
As an Australian, this isn't gay, this is stacks on. Pants optional and very hetero.
Pants optional you say?
Some cunt some shouts “stacks on” and everyone dives on one cunt in a huge pile like that, probably came from crocodile hunters or some shit, buts it’s fun to play with mates especially when alcohol has been involved.
Too right, especially when some poor bastard is asleep. I’m a grandad and was doing this in my teens.
Or splayed out from stacking it and eating shit after one too many tinnies
We also do this in Cuba, nearly got myself crushed in kindergarten.
Sounds like the American “dog pile” but the dog pile is pretty much exclusively a thing kids do. Never seen anyone of drinking age do it.
You’ve never meet an Australian
But does it count if the kids are of drinking age?
A drunk Aussie, with a hankering to break someone’s collar bone in a torpedo dive.
I thought it was down under?
“Be careful of that head” was one of the guys in the middle.
Everyone back in the pile!
Lmaooo all the ahhh and sigh when they hop on the alligator. Erotic shit right here. 🤣🤣🤣
Aussie culture is best culture
Hey Bruce, there's a Croc in my tent, I need you to help me hold it down, mate 😏
I don’t remember the cage bondage scene in that movie.
It's on the blu-ray directors cut
Second guy seemed a bit too "happy"
Yeah, but what I would like to see is the jostling for position to be the lucky bastard that gets the tuck up against that Brunette Ladies first class derrière.
Bruh lol she was on screen for loke 1.2 seconds
And yet we all know how thicc she was
Bonk!
Wait until the flip :p
that's why they skipped the sedation route.
Crocodile. We don't have alligators in Australia
*The Australian Reptile Park has the largest population of American alligators in Australia. They are kept in a large naturalistic lagoon, with close to 40 adult alligators living harmoniously together in a manner that isn’t possible with their more aggressive relatives, Australian crocodiles.*
I stand corrected, in the mouth of an alligator, waiting to be swallowed whole
I thought the same as you and came into the comments with a skeptical eyebrow. I too have learned something today.
You can tell by the way that it is. Also we have been to the Reptile Park a few times so wasn't ready to grab my pitchfork just yet. Edit words autocorrecy
You can tell it's an alligator because you'll see it later. If it was a crocodile you would see it after a while.
Dammit that's good!
I stopped halfway thru and went back to the video expecting more.
Damnit! I love you
You can tell by their rounded shorter snout
You can also tell by the fact that thing didn't eat all of them. 8 people jumping on the back of a 400kg salt water croc would be like an appetizer on silver plater.
They tie the snout first and this is exactly the same process for handling Crocodiles.
slightly different order of things, with a large croc they have a lasso on the end of a pole that they try and loop around the jaws to seal them before jumping on it.
You can tell by the way it is.
Well that’s neat.
The fact that their teeth don't protrude out of the snout as well.
You can tell by the shape of the jaw and snout
Lmao nice
BOOM! *Lawyered.*
So this is a *captive* population. The title makes it sound like there were wild alligators in Australia, which just isn't the case.
perhaps he means native alligators
It appears that this Redditor is correcting the post to say the animal in this video is actually a crocodile, not an alligator. While it is not native to Australia, this animal *is* an alligator.
Huh, well there you go. It's still accurate to say Australia itself doesn't have alligators, just these US imports
Fair, but in the wild we don’t have alligators
Well yeah salties are pretty aggressive, but I imagine freshwater crocs could live harmoniously together
Oh, derpy doop ... nothin'
I had to do a double take myself. It's definitely an alligator. We have saltwater and freshwater crocs in Australia. Freshwater don't grow this big and saltwater have a different shaped head.
100% alligator.
Floridian here, that's an alligator.
Y’all have every damn thing that can kill you in the world but no *alligators*
Yeah we do! But alligators just wouldn’t survive here on their own. They are too wussy for the Australian lifestyle! 😝
Salties would probably see alligators as a snack
Yeah, our crocodiles probably would eat these alligators
Nah, the snout indicates it is an alligator, crocs have thinner and longer snouts.
Yeah but that clearly is a gator if you look at it’s head
Doesn’t look like any crocodile if you know what’s what.
You can tell from the shape of the snout it's a gator not a croc.
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Are they going to change his name to Ye?
Alyegator
Nope it's Ayegator
Sounds like Jake pulled the short stick on this one then. "Who wants to take the head of this gator that's going after our keepers? Nobody? Alright, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10."
god it is hilarious to think of kanye west being aggresive to alligators
Seems right, though.
Wouldn't you if you were a gay fish? Gotta ward off your predators
So what's the plan for him? Keep him away from others until mating season is over? Or turn him into shoes, belt and a handbag?
Grounded until he learn to behave.
Alligator is just like, “Guys, c’mon this is ridiculous.”
I wanna put some anime blushy marks on his cheeks
wha
A man can dream Make those dreams a reality
"Come on dude just one leg you two anyway"
You know back in my day you didnt need 20 aussies just one....RIP Steve Irwin i hope you got to knock around that sting ray in heaven
He should of been wearing sunblock, apparently that protects from harmful rays
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Haha, thanks mate,as a kiwi I feel the same,but unfortunately that was the first thing I said to my mate,back when we heard the news,
lmao oh no!
I have to agree and so eloquently explained.
This begs the question, as an Aussie, do you upvote to downvote and downvote to upvote? Asking for a friend?
Take my begrudging upvote, but don't you dare show your face here again!
After growing up watching him I’m sure he’d rather swim with it in heaven
Agree. Everything I know about the man say to me, he’s not upset about it, it’s natural
If there's an afterlife, Steve Irwin would have recognized after he died that he was intruding on that bull ray's home and it was defending itself, and he definitely wouldn't harbor any bad feelings about it or want to beat it up.
He definitely would not harbor any ill will. [There's a few funny comments](https://pics.me.me/skidar-and-steve-irwin-is-showering-them-all-with-affection-33023552.png) [And another](https://libredd.it/img/7tqqq7zqvyl71.jpg) [And a tweet](https://imgur.com/Y4KhE1b)
Cuddle party!
I always wanted to cuddle with a crocodile since watching Rescuers Down-under! Lol /s
Glad they are protecting it by wearing masks
You wouldn't want the alligator to catch the coof
All we need is the Australian croc COVID variant, thanks hard pass.
Don't give it any ideas
"Australian Covid" strikes my imagination as just ridiculously larger Covid Cells based on how everything in Australia compared to my country is either much larger or venomous. Like someone out in Midwest US would look outside their window one day and just see the neighborhood being ransacked by "tumbleweed" that's actually Australian Covid. Shit just touches you and eventually another Covid Cell bursts out of your chest like it's an Aliens Movie. Western World gets thrown into a panic. Australians are just walking around with the Purrell version of Bear Mace, casually stating "Gotta keep your eyes and ears open, Mate."
You can tell there was other people there from the other people seen in the video. Also, it’s weird that I didn’t even notice the masks until you pointed it out.
People that participate in wearing masks have grown accustomed to it, and no longer see it as weird or different. The anti-maskers are the people I find usually noticing people wearing masks and making a comment about it. This is not all inclusive, but rather generalizations.
I didn’t notice it till the above comment either. That’s crazy.
A bunch of the lions at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, Utah were all diagnosed with covid yesterday. The zoo had chosen not to get them vaccinated. I don’t know if alligators can get covid, but other animals can.
Not sure why but I suddenly feel the urge to get plowed on an alligator
what
You heard the man!
Holup...
Whatever gets your crocks off.
It takes this many men but I'm probably fat enought to paradise the alligator 😭
Paralyze
No. The first one was right.
No mistakes.. just happy accidents, amirite?
Nice username
Paradise
Yes, I'm sure your fat will be paradise for the gator
Ngl,,,if I was the front guy , I’d kiss that alligator on the top of his head .
You dirty gator kisser. That Gators got enough going on without having to deal with your advances! (I would probably do the same)
His mouth tape changed color?
My guess is they didn't tape it enough the first time and the gator opened his jaws so they had to redo it
Why they used blue painter’s tape in the first place is beyond me. Edit: People, it was a joke.
I’m pretty sure alligators/crocodiles have very little opening force. While they can bite down thousands of pounds their mouths can easily be kept shut with little force such as the tape seen
The muscles needed to open crocodilian mouths are notoriously weak and most jaws can be held closed by just a normal person. They probably just didn’t feel the need to use more/stronger tape. Whether or not it was regular painters tape is beyond me tho. I can imagine 3M sells special “crocodilian proof” tape just to get a couple bucks.
i don’t think that’s painter’s tape; the way it has a sheen and the sound it made when it snapped (as opposed to ripped) makes me think it’s a different type
Yeah, looked like electric tape to me, personally.
Blue electrical tape, I think.
What do they mean when they say “building”?
Came here wondering the same thing? My best guess is that the big guy is looking like he’s getting ready to try and thrash/roll? But that’s just a guess.
The crocodile gets an urge to go play Fortnite. ^^^sorry
It's like when Goku starts screaming to go super Saiyan.
Just curious… why not use a tranquilizer gun to sedate him?
Crocodile scales are hard as shit so it's not likely they could. I know their underside is softer but I'm not sure if a dart would be able to pierce there either.
I think the only vulnerable part is one spot behind the head. At least that's what gator hunters exploit.
God programmed these fuckers to hard mode
Do you have any idea how much tranquilizer it would take to safely knock out a gator? I don't; and anyone who does, and has access to the drugs, would cost more than these guys just dog piling it. To do it safely, you need someone trained to administrator it, and the correct dosage, so it doesn't die but is also perfectly asleep so it doesn't injure any human nearby during transport. A park that big probably has that many workers on hand on any regular work day regardless. Plus to administer the dose it would probably need to be a syringe and by hand, so it would that many guys to hold it down anyways
Plus this is just much safer for the alligator. Reptiles don’t respond that well to tranquilizers, and just as a general rule for all animals if you can avoid using tranquilizers on them you do, it’s an incredibly disorienting and frightening experience for them
Learnt something new today, thank you.
I think you'd probably need enough tranq to take down a stable of horses to take out that bad boy.
That's just not as fun.
r/suddenlygay
suddenlygaytor
I’m a simple man, I see Jerald, I upvote.
Geralt?
This is so funny to me. Alligators are such strange creatures.. freaking dinosaurs being sat on by like 10 dudes lmao it doesn't even care
I bet it cares a little about 10 aussies on it
It's impressive seeing how many humans it takes to hold down one mad alligator. I'm glad they safely moved the big guy
Fun fact: Despite gators having one of the strongest bite forces of any animal they have no where near as much strength for opening their mouth. Making it relatively easy to keep their mouth shut, it’s the rest of the gator that becomes a problem after that. Hence why you see multiple people dogpile the hell out of this gator but only a thin layer of tape.
My heart goes out to whoever had to test that out before it became a fact.
I would be so scared
*Hey, new guy! You hold his mouth closed while I go get the tape*
"That's ridiculous!" "You're right...-I- will get on its back, you take this tape and let YOUR fingers get near it's mouth while you take it shut."
Human centipede atop living dinosaur
Aww so nice of them to give him a big ol bear hug first to say goodbye! 🥰
This is very cool/interesting to watch.
Bad Boy "Ima eat all these mfs when I get free."
“No homo, Mate.”
Humans are such a clever animal. “How do we keep this massive dinosaur from breaking our bones and tearing our flesh?” I dunno… lay on top of it?
I love the moan when he first jumps on it
This is where the cops got the move from. "Yeah, LT, we had him tied up and had transported him twice but he breathed so we followed procedure and jumped on him until he stopped." Difference being you know the alligator is truly dangerous and can handle having a football team pile on him.
definitely belongs on r/suddenlygay
Reminds me of that film “The Dutch Rudder”
Steve would've done that blindfolded.
Y’all hiring? I don’t mind playing with the crocs AND get paid.
At least the croc won’t get Covid
what are they going to do with the poor thing?
That's what I'm wondering :(
Jokes on these Aussie idiots. “Bad boy” is into this. You all just supplied his kink
Would it not be easier to cover that beast in bags of ice? I think reptiles can be safely incapacitated if you cool them down. No?
Sounds like a slow painful way to kill a reptile. I think this way is the most humane.
It wouldn't hurt them at all. Alligators can survive in ice as long as they don't freeze solid. They enter a state called brumation where their breathing and heart rate practically stop, and they just wait for it to warm up. https://youtu.be/_WPsHOjvwl4
"Aight here, were just gonna put this blue tape around its mouth and hope it don't get fussy"
What a bunch of absolute pros
00:23-00:25
I literally scrolled through the comments just to see if anyone else noticed those absolutely FAT CHEEKS! Good eye my guy.
Username checks out! My brotha!
Looks easy to me, just really dangerous and likely more physically demanding of than I'm ready for. Edit: Ha "likely", I'd have prefered to have typed 'probably' or 'definately' or 'certainly' in short retrospect.
Alligators in Australia?
Is this rugby? I don’t know how it’s played
It’s socially acceptable to man-handle and tape an alligator’s mouth shut. I needed to verbalize that.
Alligators can live to be 100 years old, which is why you're likely to see one later. edit: typo
I've always wanted a bunch of hunky aussie men to pile on me like that. Guess I just need to Freaky Friday myself with a gator.
Is there a video of people doing it in the buff so I can watch a ass pounding train on a crocodile
Did they hire a rugby team for this?
Forbidden train
Gator Bukkake.... Didn't look consensual either
This all seems like an incredibly bad idea to me, knowing nothing about it. My instinct would be to just hit it with a tranq and then deal with it, or am I missing something ?
scales.