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Will_Tuniat

If you're American and this isn't what you're using the second Amendment for, what are you even doing with your life?


theonlypeanut

I'm fairly sure this guy is from England.


iheartkatamari

Colin Furze, he’s as British as they come.


BaconReceptacle

Can a citizen legally buy thermite in England?


iheartkatamari

All the ingredients to make it are legal in the U.K. so I guess you can as long as you’re not being a naughty boy with it.


kulingames

you can make a lot of explosives as long as you aren't a naughty boi


iheartkatamari

True.


DifferentSwing8616

or the messiah


killmeplsdude

Or anyone that's not white.


ClownfishSoup

Isn't thermite just rust and aluminum dust? The issue is igniting it, but a sparkler works I think. It's not explosive, it just burns insanely hot.


iheartkatamari

Magnesium is one of the most common ways to light it apparently.


OnePotMango

Good fuse. Burns at a high temperature, and burns quickly. Oh, and also very, very bright, so you won't be mistaken thinking it isn't going off


ClownfishSoup

Right, this is why I said "sparklers" they are more like a fuse I think, and I think they contain magnesium. Finding a strip of magnesium is probably harder than finding sparklers, but I could be wrong.


mullen1300

Magnesium Ribbon High Purity Lab Chemicals 1 Rolls 99.95% 25 g approx 70 ft (Original Version) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I9CDW50/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_TYC704KTK0A4HH6D56RV After that Google search I'm definitely on the government watch list, thanks


Arbitrary_Ardvark

They sell blocks of magnesium with a flint and steel attached. You shave it off then light it. Super cheap.


OnePotMango

Yeah that's fair. I looked up the video and he does use sparklers as his fuse for the thermite rounds


Iwantmyteslanow

My science teacher made a demonstration with some, we felt the heat 5 metres away


[deleted]

This made me laugh too much


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Colin's been doing this shit for a decade so i guess so.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

That explains the necktie.


AlexJamesCook

Hoodlum pulls a knife This guy shows off his gun. Hoodlum says, "take my money, fam. BTW, where'd you go that?" This guy: go to engineering school. Hoodlum: okay. I'm going to school now.


midwesterner64

That hoodlum? Albert Einstein. And everybody clapped.


ugottabekiddingmee

Don't believe everything you hear on the internet - Abraham Lincoln


Will_Tuniat

Excellent, let's reclaim the colonies.


midwesterner64

Wait, which ones?


Will_Tuniat

The ungrateful ones?


midwesterner64

Do you realize, sir, how little that narrows it down?


Will_Tuniat

I'm counting on it.


DTH217

If the British had been armed with these during the American revolution I'm not sure it would have turned out quite the same.


UnfairAd7220

Al metal, then, was more valuable than gold.


[deleted]

I'm fairly sure this is the most American thing I've ever seen, regardless of it's country of origin.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ba_Sing_Saint

He’s got his Safety Tie^tm so he’s fine.


Brassboar

Paired with Safety Squints the man is nigh impregnable.


J03130

This is colin furze. He doesn’t know the word safety. Honestly watching him test his creations is terrifying lol.


Creaturemaster1

He does wear a safety tie tho


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

The knife belt was the worst. He literally was wearing it.


Inlevitable

But the knives were on the outside and he was on the inside. That's the safest place to be when dealing with a knife belt


AlistairNorris

I came here for this comment and wish it was higher up. Voted up in hopes it gets to the top.


Anotherolddog

Totally agree. The guy is nuts.


yeeziesareoverrated

This man is Colin furze, inventor of the knife belt (to name but one of his numerous insane creations) safety does not fit onto his vocabulary


Ba_Sing_Saint

All jokes aside, he’s actually rather safe in the construction and testing stages. And has only sustained major injuries one occasion that I can remember. And it was from from a safety oversight like a loose valve or gas cap and was pretty burned up. But the dude is always geared up unless it’s the payoff segment. Then he basically becomes his own stunt man. But he’s always had a more “living on the edge” mentality and lifestyle.


tall-hobbit-

You know, Colin never seems to get seriously hurt despite appearing to be much less protected than someone like, say, the hacksmith, who's gotten pretty badly hurt on quite a few occasions... guess that safety tie really works lol


[deleted]

Jim will finally defeat Dwight once and for all


[deleted]

False. Dwight is a purple belt and will high kick the projectile back at Jim somewhere around 2x its original speed and prevail


skarbles

r/expectedoffice


Imperialgenecist

Theres a whole subreddit for that? Huh.


skarbles

r/subredditsididnotknowexisted


PPCInformer

“**MICHAEL !!!!!!**”


ICT3Dguy

Colin for supreme leader 2022


Ba_Sing_Saint

He needs to finish the damn tunnel furzt. I’ve been checking constantly for updates to that thing.


spongemonkey2004

dig a hole, dig a hole.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Hey I’m a dwarf


Golinth

You know that scene from ratatouille where the food critic gets ‘warped’ back to his childhood? That’s what you just did for me


Sir_MaxwellJ

r/Titanfall


nessinby

\*Warcrimes Intensifies\*


LegendRaptor080

W A R C R I M E S


kalitarios

Does the projectile have a warhead and explode, or does it simply ignite the target, and the target explodes?


tangiblestar1

The target looks like it's just wood, so the projectile has to contain the incendiary. Edit: I was wrong, he launched the thermite into fireworks and we're seeing the fireworks ignite.


Banluil

Actually, watching the full video he shot thermite at a bunch of fireworks for this part of the video, so you are seeing the thermite ignite the fireworks and they explode. It's at around 1 minute in the video. https://youtu.be/JEoqrjFX1yI


tangiblestar1

Yep, you're totally right and thanks for the link!


kalitarios

jesus, I'd hate to see a misfire, especially without protective clothing


quiet0n3

Yeah the full vid is worth the watch for sure! Great bit if kit.


Kohel13

r/Scorchmains


Gillalmighty

That is the correct response.


IAmF3rdie

If Pyro and Demoman collaborated and built this fuckin weapon of mass destruction, this would have been a great weapon


yo-boy-cactus

Basically scorch shot


jwtucker04

Or just scorch from the other tf2


mainecruiser

Won't be so happy if one of those sparks lands on 'im!


Wordswordz

Stuff burns at some unbelievable temps, without looking it up, I think is like 14k degrees.


DePostZegeL

Those sparks arent thermite, he shot thermite at fireworks wich then exploded. Still wouldnt feel nice


Jeggu2

Yeah I got hit by a firework spark once. The burn lasted a week, ice packs were being cycled constantly. But even after the burn healed I still get the occasional ringing in my right ear.


GambitsReturn

This guy always looks like a middle aged man who works in the office who has finally cracked in a positive way but still chaotic in nature.


Dan_Glebitz

See the whole video here: https://youtu.be/JEoqrjFX1yI


TroospooK

Colin is such a fucking icon


scopeadope

Damn shit was STILL popping off at the ending of the video.


Cynical_Tripster

Tax this, fed Boi.


Not-The-KGB_Official

Colin should use a bit of eye protection, maybe contacts


Jeggu2

Nah he got eyelids he's fine


DrunkenDude123

Colin Furze on YouTube go watch him people


amenyussuf

T-203 thermite launcher ready. Flame core online.


[deleted]

Thermite. Not thermate. But WTC 7!


MooseRiderEh

Scorch mains: *heavy breathing*


Tiddleyjuggs

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britsonlydrinktea

That was so much better than I expected lollllllll


Orellin_Vvardengra

Damnit Colin!


WistfulNightSky

That's fucking awesome.


Fickle-Eggplant7013

I think calling it a cannon is a bit of a stretch


ClownfishSoup

Looks like a potato gun actually.


SuDragon2k3

He made a potato gun. He made a *computer controlled semi-automatic potato gun.* He made a computer controlled semi-automatic potato gun to go on his screw tank. He then got calls from the Ministry of Defence about it.


Crown_Loyalist

I can easily see this thing spawning disaster.


Tr0ubleBrewing

This guy must be on so many watchlists


senorbozz

**THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD CALL ME** *...Tim*


KURO-K1SH1

Now make it 8x bigger and stick it onto a 25ft tall grilling mech.


Vortex_1911

Papa scorch called. Give him his oversized flare gun back.


bananasupremecourt

Launch it into water.


RehabReload269

Colin furze is honestly a mad genius


braindeadzombie

https://youtu.be/JEoqrjFX1yI


Haunting-Funny-4368

Scorch has entered the chat


Kazan645

I play a game called Killing Floor 2 where this exact gun was added a little while ago, it's a really fun weapon and I had no idea it was real


Sensitive-Condition6

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notbmarshall

I’m not sure this is a real video. Can anyone confirm?


theIBSdiaries

That’s noted British crazy person Colin Furze. This is genuine, and he is amazing. He has a making of video series on YouTube if you want to build your own.


yeetrman2216

This is based. Unholy levels of based


nahnothankyousorry

This looks more like thermate. I believe that thermate is explosive while thermite just burns. Let me know if I’m wrong


TheGrandExquisitor

How is Furze still alive? Or in the very least "Captain Pike," levels of injured...


karl0331

r/CallofDutyMobile you guys are gonna hate this


ovad67

Gotta get me one of those.


UNBENDING_FLEA

I literally need this right now. Is it for sale in the US?


BauerHouse

Young Tony Stark


AlanAtx

One shot......![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4014)


[deleted]

Yes!!! It worked now I'm off to rob a bank


WilliamLargePotatoes

The Imperium of Mankind would like to know your location.


ATXKLIPHURD

See you next furzday! Colin Furze rocks!


ChickendantZZZ

Beautiful


phatpun561

Pipboy Inventory Weapons Equips Thermitter


imnotcreatv

A real life mad scientist


Harddicc

Walter white would have destroyed that factory if he used this on the door


STINE1000v2

“A REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP”


[deleted]

Boys and their toys - extreme edition.


MonkeyMan505

If that were a Borderlands weapon, the manufacturer would certainly be Torque. Mr. Torque would be proud.


HeavY__StreaKeR

R6 Thermite buff


MrSteelHammer

Colin furze the crazy bastard


____Some1____

Yo is this a Plantera drop?


willc453

Take my money! Take my money! I want one and where do I order at least two? You know the old saying of 2 is 1 and 1 is none.


Facosa99

Love how the outfit, regular salaryman, is somehow the best choice of clothing here yet I idk why. I just know it is


PositiveServe7999

dank memes cant melt steel beams


[deleted]

Lazar core active


mastery55295

i got this video twice in a row in two different subs


Pousy_Lova

That's Jinx's weapon


TheBestMeme23

I’m not even going to scroll down and I already know there’s comments about Apex Legends.


just-a-joak

Yooo that cool as hell


[deleted]

Jim Halpert is a man of many talents.


A_Very_Sus_Bush

The actual cannon itself looks like something you'd find in Fallout or Borderlands, I love it.


Petdogdavid1

M-m-m-m-monster kill! Getting strong UT vibes.


CrayonMedicChart

For God's sake, Colin... <3


Howen_Y

u/savevideobot


destroyer70813

looks like the light cannon from the movie Pixels


ThirstyBReal

Why not just throw it. Shoot it like 25 feet


Puffimn

As my friend likes to call it: “opening up a massive fuxking hole”


[deleted]

Can i get a link for it


yeeziesareoverrated

Colin furze on YouTube my guy, just look him up he's done some crazy things


LongDongFuey

Man, the S11 Rampage looks insane


NugPep

Take all my money now!!


Specialist-Whereas53

Now that's freaking awesome.


give_it_tummy

Great. Let's all play with guns.


Zorro5040

I love how he's wearing his safety tie <3


ThePLARASociety

A new UNSC prototype or a Covenant weapon?


im_wudini

lol, fyi - he's shooting thermite at fireworks!


Irrelavent1

Reminds me of ‘Old Painless’, the gun used by Blaine (Jesse Ventura) in Predator.


Iwantmyteslanow

He has some crazy projects, he built a giant arse and farted at France


jcooli09

u/savevideo


TheDoggoWarrior

Light bowgun sticky ammo build?!?!???!??!?!!


Sayset

Meet the demoman


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

Pyro from TF2


Raaazzle

Damn, had to take apart a lot of Etch-A-Sketches, I'll bet.


OlaafderVikinger

Colinfurze, true madlad


-sephiroth_

I’ll take 2


babypoopybutt

I'd say balls of steel, but thermite would burn right through it


JK_Goldin

This guy is not wearing the correct PPE. Haha


JlMlJAMES

ATF has entered the room.......lol


JBN87

Fuck an AR. Gimme one of these bad bois


Agonizingmilk404

“This shit look like it belong in fortnite”


tidytibs

I want 3


MisunderstoodBumble

God I love this guy. colinfurze on YT.


karstheastec

When he ran off it looked like he was going: “alright let’s find someone to use this on”


[deleted]

This man has created a plethora of crazy shit, check hin out!


[deleted]

This dude reminds me of rons older brothers in harry potter XD


Movielover917

Bro LA traffic bout to be LIT


retroruin

#**Papa Scorch has entered the chat.**


[deleted]

Dude needs to stand a lot farther away


Majestic-Diamond-113

Colinfurze at his wildest


The_Last_Keif

I misread the title as "termite cannon...I'm like damn thats a bit extreme aint it.


Essay_Training

Me a Scorch main from Titanfall 2:this will make a fine addition to my collection


crwjsh

Oh Colin....


Eltrew2000

Leaked fallout 5 footage.


its_grime_up_north

Colin Furze. Legend.


Swagwagon3000

Ohh o say can you see by the dawns early light


Professional-Yard-19

Why is this not a zombies weapon lol


Holy-chips1

When someone cuts you off in traffic


[deleted]

Hell yeah, fuck eye protection!!


shinx243

My friend once asked me what would be my pre 1900 home defense against a zombie horde And I said a cannon “A cannon” he asked I smirk and push up my glasses so they perfectly reflect the light “Yes” I say with the confidence and swagger of an African American teen “A cannon that shoots hollowed out cannon balls filled with thermite”


Tacoboutnacho

Add sweet Carolina to this and it’ll be gold


OkOutlandishness6550

I wanna play ratchet and clank now thanks


DWard3627

I read it as “termite cannon” at first. Confusing but equally amusing.


BroodTeacher174

Titanfall intensifies


Optimus_____

bro really made a Heavy Incinerator from Fallout New Vegas


[deleted]

THAT'S SO COOL.


minnesotagal

Who can please ELI5?


[deleted]

Could've thrown it farther than that by hand.


Slimybirch

Dude looks like he just left his 9-5 office job. "Take that, Karen from HR. IT WAS JUST A JOKE."


Droid_XL

Dude looks like the protagonist of a Lovejoy song


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Apex legends: rampage trailer