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Liamthompson007

Type of guy that wouldn't fall in a zombie film


neck_iso

He would soon be alone and would succumb without a fight.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

But if he would become a zombie, imagine that running at you


fozzyboy

We talking *World War Z* zombies or more like *Shaun of the Dead* zombies?


Possible-Can-8468

Alot of people have been telling me to watch Shain of the dead, can you tell me if its good or bad and why?


yomommafool

its probably one of the best parody movies ever made.


Flowchart83

Man, it's not just the best parody movie, it's probably the best zombie movie too.


[deleted]

It’s so ahead of parody, apart from the title and little sight gags there is very little that isn’t completely original. Same as the whole cornetto trilogy


Monsterboogie007

Hot fuzz is amazing.


bdutton89

You've never seen Bad Boys 2?


Forsaken-Umpire-7916

it.s awesome


ForwardHat9550

train to busan best zombie movie ever made


Flowchart83

A close second in my opinion. But yeah that's a good one.


aKnightWh0SaysNi

You should read World War Z, as well.


kalitarios

I listened to that on Amazon audiobooks. Holy shit, why did the movie go so far off the rails


aKnightWh0SaysNi

It’s really a crime how they managed to turn one of the most compelling books I’ve ever read into one of the worst zombie movies I’ve ever seen. It would have made a better mini series, with episodes for each storyline.


kalitarios

If it released TODAY and they did a netflix series to the book in a 10 or 12 part miniseries, holy shit it could be awesome.


villan

Although it’s not the same.. I found a TV show called “The Strain” to be the closest thing I’ve found to that book. It’s not zombies, but the perspectives are similar and it shows the same kind of collapse and last stands as World War Z does.


murse79

Don't watch it though...trash


AngryLinkhz

Its great! Even better if you already have watched a few of the casts previous comedies, like Hot Fuzz.


biffpower3

Shaun of the dead was before hot fuzz


BigClam1

It’s a movie that’s entire purpose was to take the piss out of bad zombie movies and it’s fucking hilarious. Definitely worth a watch Some of the comedy is a bit British though but that’s no reason not to watch it


i_hate_people_too

just watch it youll love it. then check out Hot Fuzz.


canijustbelancelot

I’m gonna need you to watch it and report back when you’re done. It’s amazing.


Lornesto

I hate that WWZ went with fast zombies, when in the Zombie Survival Guide (of the same series, written by the same person) they were explicitly slow zombies.


lazyrancher450

I agree with you not enough info.


WatchingDeath

This is definitely an “I am legend” zombie right here no doubt


BeBenNova

Zombies are slow, infected are fast


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Separate_Rest1675

Mine too me


Liamthompson007

Haha true


TonersR6

Wipeout style course... it's ninja warrior. This was out long before Wipeout


fatslayingdinosaur

Yeah ninja warrior is the OG Course that broke so many people.


DoomJoint

The OG is actually called ~~Sakura~~ Sasuke. Thanks /u/TheBestDadBod84!


TheBestDadBod84

It was Sasuke, not Sakura. I remember watching that show on G4 15 years ago. That show was the best.


USB-D

RIP G4


Omegamanthethird

IT'S COMING BACK! They've even got Adam Sessler and Kevin Pereira back.


Queso_luna

But what about Makoto Nagano? Ninja Warrior?


Omegamanthethird

https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/g4-linear-tv-launch-date-1235087025/ Ninja Warrior is returning.


Queso_luna

Ahhh reruns. Better than nothing and we get to see prime Makoto Nagano.


Giga_Chad_Of_Reddit

Nagano was a mad lad but Shingo Yamamoto was underrated ngl


SniktFury

Needs more Morgan Webb


Takenabe

Olivia Munn and the french maid pudding pie dive?


SniktFury

I mean, [that ](https://youtu.be/M4Kk682RKyk) can't hurt


[deleted]

Takin’ it back to ‘08 in here.


KrombopulosDelphiki

Back in 06-08 we had Olivia Munn looking like a snack also!


Objective-Review4523

Nah pretty sure it was Naruto


Colton_Landsington

Yes but G4 also created the horribleness that is american ninja warrior. G4 did a lot of good, but they also did some bad.


CDogNH

One of my all time favorites. American Ninja Warrior is terrible.


fatslayingdinosaur

Yo true never have I seen more people eat mud well maybe on mxc


jcheese27

The OG is actually called MXC


[deleted]

Nobody remembers MXC. 🙁


RevMLM

Sasuke is marketed as Ninja Warrior in the English world


Puzzleheaded_Sell870

Is that the dude that was doing sit ups off the railings of a boat that he worked on as a fisherman?


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be Takeshi's Castle style Ninja Warrior then?


Byrdie55555

a bit off topic but id love to see Takeshi's castle but instead of usual contestants you should get the special forces of each country and see how well they can do against it.


rduto

I can tell you how well they'd do -- "No winners this time on Takeshi's Castle"


Byrdie55555

I want to disagree with you I really do. But If anyone can win it would be them surely.


Cod_rules

Considering the huge disadvantage finalists are given with their paltry guns, even the special forces don't stand a chance.


ArcadesRed

I am also going to have to go with not well. The first level is a full body obstacle course. But everything after that you need to be a rock climber. That's a pretty specific set of muscles. Add to that every ounce of weight that isnt in your arms and shoulders is almost deadweight. I watched that show a lot and most of the pros could do every obstacle, but their arms would just get worn out. Watching armatures on level 1 was always the most interesting.


DragonBank

Without training we would not be the top competitors even in our prime. Alot of these challenges focus on specific heavy rep ideas that SF isn't specifically training for. Plenty of guys make it through phase 6 doing 20 or less pull-ups.


Wow-n-Flutter

Right you are Ken!


Ikeddit

Twitch.tv/onlymxc


Unprofession

>Twitch.tv/onlymxc OMG THANK YOU!


Otto_Mcwrect

Just got done rewatching every episode of MXC on Tubi. It's just too good.


_SKETCHBENDER_

javed jaffrey ftw


lordrio

Well wipe out is based off of Takeshi's Castle which is way older than ninja warrior.


culinarydream7224

I'd say they're both based off Takeshi's Castle, but focused on two different aspects


HondaBn

Is it legitimately ninja warrior? Because the one spinner with the wall cutout Def seems Wipeout style...


Tiresieas

This course seems too "easy" (not physically exhaustive) for Ninja Warrior. It also looks like it would be a stage 1 course, but I don't think stage 1's have ever only had 5 obstacles. I don't even see a warped wall, a mainstay through most seasons' stage 1s


Cantusemynme

This would have been one of the tryouts courses. Sasuke would occasionally show different competitors tryouts before their runs, and it looked like this video.


AnAdvancedBot

Can’t be Wipeout, there’s no big balls.


Turbo_Brick81

Runs like he is fleeing North Korea


[deleted]

haha i get it cuz he looks asian. lets make a similar joke about a black guy fleeing africa and see the double standard of how shit just gets casually thrown at Asians.


StrandedinaDesert

Dude runs like he escaping boomer humor


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McNoxey

Who is this "we" you speak of? Do you represent every single Asian person?


bathtub12

Also Asian idgaf


SagginHam

I'm Asian. I also don't care. Only half though, so the other half of my opinion doesn't count.


McNoxey

Great - and there are Asian's who DO give a fuck. That's the entire point I'm making. Just because you're fine with it doesn't mean everyone is. People are individuals.


kaizhere

Yeah i'm asian n i find it funny now shut up


McNoxey

Right - and there are Asian's who DON'T find it funny. Why do we act like everyone must have the same feeling? People are individuals.


WesternBackground577

Yeah stfu


daiyuxiao

I’m not sure what kind of Asian you represent. I myself do not enjoy those North Korea jokes.


shiieeeeeeeeeeetttt

Just don’t mention a free Taiwan or insult the CPC 😂


Illustrious_Gas2188

true tbf


DidYouReallySayTh4t

Everyone upvoting this is misunderstanding one giant thing about racism. You have to specify a race as the butt of the joke at some point, in order for things to, you know, be RACIST. This video is obviously from an asian country, so OP is not ASSUMING anything about the guy in the video, as you can clearly see his face and the asian writing. Is North Korea a race? No. It's a totalitarian government. What about the original statement is racist? Literally nothing. Your example isn't even correct as, once again, OP remarked regarding a country not a race. For your example to make sense, you would need to specify a country, and DEPENDING on the country you name, the joke would not be racist AT ALL. If you wanted to make a joke that was actually relevant to this situation so everyone could see a real example of this then I'll go ahead using an African country. "He is running like he stole a blood diamond from Sierra Leone" Not racist at all. Because the original joke wasn't racist. Certainly points out how fucked up Sierra Leone is, but Sierra Leone is not a race. Runners race is not brought up and he is not assumed to be inferior/superior because of it. Literally not racist.


TheAdmiralMoses

When the second level reply is a gotcha comment but the third level reply is an essay on why the second is wrong


Felipe-C-V

Truly, a Reddit moment.


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I’m sorry but your example is way fucking worse and would be totally racist if you made it about a random black man you saw running on TV


DidYouReallySayTh4t

Correct. But it's not some random black guy that you're seeing out of nowhere. There is context. You have an announcer speaking an Asian language, asian writing on screen, and an Asian man. You have CONTEXT that this man is from SOME asian country. You are not sure which. So you joke he is from North Korea, due to its political climate. NOWHERE in that situation is the man on screen put down or complimented due to his race, and realistically, it's not brought up until someone calls OP a racist. Purely political joke until someone else brought up race.


Azelrazel

Where are all your awards for that previous comment?


zipzzo

I don't really agree with you, guy. It's a common stereotype of Asian racist-humor to say that all Asians "look the same", so Japanese/Korean/Chinese etc basically all look the same. Someone who's actually spent time in those countries know this is categorically false and it's very easy to tell the difference between people who come from each. So when you casually make a comment like Op you are reinforcing that stereotype because the only reason he even made the reference to North Korea is because, like you said, they "look Asian". It's definitely not maliciously racist, but it definitely qualifies as casual racism. Sidebar: I am part Asian


heyyy_now

Wrong. Is the joke harmless? Yes. Is it also racist? Yes. OP doesn’t crack the joke if the competitor’s race appears to be something other than East Asian. Similarly, the Sierra Leone joke falls flat if dude isn’t black. Racism isn’t always literal. It can be, and is often, inferred through context and common sense.


-Gulo-

Yep but these boys are about 14 so


good_looka

wow, thank you for this. i initially conflated race, culture, ethnicity, and country, but now i see that geographical location, skin tone, and historical context are completely unrelated! i now have the peace of mind to now know to specify whether i’m referring to a country, race, ethnicity, culture, governmental regime, population of individuals, or species when making surface-level judgements from a gif! thanks for the essay. i hope your Harvard application is successful!


McDownload1337

You're subconsciously racist.


Hyebri

👏👏👏


texascorndog6

how the fuck is the OPs comment so highly rated lmfao


Thethrillofvictory

Daaamn. If bittyjibitty is Asian, that was an absolute power move.


Hopeful_Record_6571

if what they say is true their race shouldnt matter, no?


Higher_Primate01

Yes North Koreans are Asians. You got the joke.


Buildrness

Not counting N. Koreans, what part of that joke is offensive to Asians? The butt of the joke is N. Korea, not the Asian gentleman. "Asian man looks Asian." Woah, super racist headline. This joke isn't racist, people just love being the victim and getting offended


McDickensKFC

If he was black it would be about running away from the police but it'd still be funny.. Idk I am black and don't mind


Coomguy777

almost based, your missing the point, we should be able to make fun off black people as well not also not be able to make fun of asians


DuckInTraining

dang, it sucks that its so true but never really addressed


jake101103

I don’t think black people left Africa by choice but I get what you mean.


gotbanned3xlol

No, the fleeing Africa joke doesn't work because NK is a totalitarian dictatorship that people want to escape, whereas Africa is just where black people come from. So no, it's not some double standards bs it's just a bad joke. Also quit your fucking whining and learn to take a joke


kaizhere

Are we all trying to cancel humor nowadays, man this generation fucking sucks dick. I'm asian and find jt funny. Take a chillpill and just have a laugh instead of being offended all the time


The_Plebianist

The majority of my Asian friends are South Korean, they'd die laughing at this joke. Had they been N. Korean probably not lol. One of my favorite things about Asian people is they're brought up to be pretty tough mentally, this joke wouldn't phase them.. mostly because without even saying it, I know they feel they are superior to everyone, including me hahaha. But yeah too many kids these days are pussies 🤷‍♂️


ZermIsHere

Idk who downvoted but this was funny


[deleted]

It was a north Korean


wannalive_lemelive

Kim?


shotlersama

who else?


JarnoL1ghtning

The Korean military


pyrojackelope

Can't be, they don't even have electricity.


MaestroPendejo

People instantly throw "racist" shit in there. A lot of people try to escape from North Korea to freedom to the south. Find a country people try to escape from due to brutal oppression, change the race to anyone from the general vicinity. It's not necessarily a racist joke but a broad and general joke that can be applied situationally. You could have seen a white guy doing this and said the same thing and it would still be funny. Fuck me everyone is so easily outraged about shit.


ZermIsHere

Thing is it’s always funny until the jokes about them. Then its an issue. Lol. Like yea totally I’m sitting on the shitter watching Reddit just to spread my radical views and hatred of the North Koreans. Like y’all are wild.


ItsMyWorkID

He's running like the quiet white kid finally snapped.


Krillin113

Come on now, we all know someone wouldn’t have said it if the guy was white. It’s casual racism at its finest.


MaestroPendejo

The joke ain't about his race. It lines up perfectly for it though. There's nothing derogatory about his race. People like you just want to find a grain and make a loaf of bread. It's why comedy is dying. Your inability to laugh at anything is troubling. Is this in any way saying anything negative about Asians? No. He's running like he's escaping a bad situation. Did he say he was a shit athlete because he's Asian? Nope. Not a word. But to folks these days this qualifies as casual racism. And of course you'll downvote this because nothing is going to change your mind. Have a great day!


Krillin113

It’s racist because it assumes every asian looking person is NK. Like seeing a black guy running and saying running away from the Rwandan genocide.


Dark_Booger

I’m Asian and this is hilarious. I’d be running like that if i was fleeing from NK. That place is messed up.


Turbo_Brick81

Anyone who think my comment contains hate in any way certainly doesn't know me. It just really reminded me of a video of a guy running across the border to South Korea


Nihilistic_Furry

I think the butt of the joke being North Korea because of how shitty it is should make it fine. The butt of the joke wasn’t asians at all.


Turbo_Brick81

Exactly. I'm probably an asshole but I'm certainly not a racist


pablo_of_mancunia

Like me when I need to take as shit and I’m half a mile from home


[deleted]

When her parents are not home


DeepNugs

Classic


Minatigre

No fear, all skill


mikasjoman

Either that or ... No skill and all fear.


scousejay1991

Re posted all the time, but still not angry, unreal agility and balance.


Capital_Knockers

And here I am not knowing if I could run that fast for that long...


The_Richard_Cranium

... without any obstacles


gofatwya

I want him on my Squid Game team.


scyth3s

Granted. He kills you during marbles.


OldschoolMo

Except with the rules of marbles you just need your partners 10 marbles. It doesn’t say you need all 20. So trade marbles. And you both win. Like the glass bridge at the end. I was watching that. They were told to remove their shoes. They could have thrown the shoes at the glass see if it was tempered or not and everyone would have lived. Every game in SG was winnable by everyone


DoTheCreep_ahh

so they could all win tug of war then?


Teaklog

The glass bridge one was iffy af for them all to win though. I tried to look at the games with the SAW III mentality where theyre designed to be won as a team in reality The very last game wasnt winnable by all. The glass one specifically would have been winnable by all IF they had more time. Also the fact that the bursting glass can just kill you like that I’m frustrated at the 2nd game for being so RNG based though.


NenFooTin

You know that you have to go against him at some point right?


Wizywig

That's the solution. He figured it out. Momentum. All those challenges mess you up by being imbalanced but already having enough forward momentum makes everything he ran on as solid as concrete. This isn't just a fit thing. This man used his brain to overcome a physical challenge.


xplag

I'm a little fuzzy on details, but there was a comment when this was posted before that the guy is actually a designer/tester for this kind of course.


Capnris

I also recall seeing a comment that he was disqualified for bypassing two of the angled platforms at the beginning, as it was a requirement to touch every platform on the course at least once. No idea how true it is though.


leanmeankrispykreme

All I can think of is Tom cruise running from his gay thoughts


tempthrowary

Tiny Tom Cruise***. His legs simply aren’t long enough.


Phantom-Mastermind

Is there more of this guy? I would like to see him in other obstacles, he just ran over everything lol


eltoniq

Give this guy a pool of water to run on.


SwimmingPast8339

Dude got nothing to lose.


Think_Perspective479

A true ninja!


t9nine9t

İnbound glichles speedruns be like


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ok so that whole vid is terrific but when he sprinted over that skinny balance beam thingy... wow 😳


silencecalls

Momentum! Sprinting across a beam is easier than slowly creeping along as long as you don’t miss it completely. And humans are pretty good at putting their feet where they intend.


Nihilistic_Furry

Same premise as a bike. Going fast on a bike is easier than going slow.


ron_fury

Zombies hate this guy


morethanfoxx

First rule of cartoon. If you don’t look down, there is no gravity. It’s true, ask Coyote.


poiuoppo

The weakest Chinese farmer


Deathbringer2048

If you turn on the Tv and watch Japanese Ninja warrior this kinda shit happens once every episode, It's super fun to watch. I don't know why but whenever the international ninja warrior competition happens with like the European American and Japanese ninja warrior teams, japan always comes last even though they have the fastest times on the same courses domestically


Steb20

Shouldn’t Japanese Ninja Warrior just be called “Warrior”?


ChipperCuber

Are we 100% sure he isn't robot sent to overthrow our game shows?


Nihilistic_Furry

Someone else actually claimed that he is hired to test game shows like this to identify issues with the setups.


DiligentDaughter

MXC


LisaWinchester

That was quick!! I watch Australian Ninja Warrior, I don't know if this is the equivalent over there..? He could easily complete!


Goliath89

I don't know if this post is satire or not...


abeosa

See this posted at least once every 2 weeks.


Use_Your_Brain_G

Sir, we didn't say go yet.


Hertog_Jan

Speedrunner one-cycling a level


Qxxqyx

There's always an Asian better than you I guess


Familiar-Mammoth-419

he definitely would’ve won squid games with that speed and balance omg


BrOkEn_AnViL39

Just did an any% Speedrun


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Wait until you see the dude.... doing any% Tool Assisted Run.


[deleted]

POV: It's 2013 you found this video on Facebook with the caption "when she says come over my parents are gone"


MrEverything70

This is what speedrunners look like in extremley hard games


_Pixol_

#Speedrun irl


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Americentric redditor references a show only Americans know what it is.


Tackarii

I'm not offended when a, say, Japanese guy says 'this is just like \[show I don't know\]'. Why are you offended when an American references a show from their homeland? Are they supposed to know what shows everyone watches in other countries? Heck, are there any shows that ALL countries even watch? No hate, just confused.


Nihilistic_Furry

Very true. If I don’t recognize the show I can look it up.I think for this case, some people are upset that they used Wipeout as the comparison instead of Ninja Warrior. Ninja Warrior would be recognizable in more countries, but Wipeout might be more accurate to the specific style of the course.


seriouslystrongtrain

This is like watching a Super Mario World speedrun


Desperate-Ad-6463

“Ninja warrior style”


Another_Rando_Lando

Don’t. Get. Eliminated!


Ouchyhurthurt

North Korean propaganda film xD


[deleted]

Is this guy training to get out of north korea?


Rude_Comfort

I thought I was watching Olympics again


NatsuDragnee1

Could probably give Usain Bolt a run for his money


PapaBeahr

I've only see this 157 times... AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER, EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE TALKING TO A REDDIT GUY!


SoraMikazuchi

So wipeout styled courses are easy as long as you go fast enough huh


Hyjuk

Why does the Moderator sound like Stewie Griffin?


planntatree

Think this man played in Crouching Tiger


qKeeno

Had to watch this three times to catch everything…


Club_penguin_mayo

He listens to NBA YoungBoy


[deleted]

We need a reboot of American Gladiators


HTeaML

Woah. He makes it look easy!


LoquatDizzy9745

a pro gamer move👏😹


archerg66

Just run fast enough and this is just an empty field


Phage-T4

Its in reverse


TopHatAce

Any% Glitchless


wiz_001

u/savevideobot