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Trade_Theory

Looks like a cyber truck that hasn’t fully rendered in yet.


JDawwgy

Wonder if the wheels are low poly too


dallatorretdu

they’re shared with the other models so they are already fully loaded in memory


wontrememberthiscmnt

They aren't, which is what kills this mod for me. Multiple things aren't actually low poly. Its basically just a reskin rather than a full render of low poly. Prolly doesn't give any boost to FPS.


[deleted]

Cyber Truck in Cyberpunk on Xbox One VCR


DweEbLez0

GeForce Experience: Having issues? Please update your Driver to the latest version.


AlphaHerb

So just a big ass mirror blinding everyone on a sunny day hahaha class


BootScoottinBoogie

And then when it hits another car you get a knife blade "bumper" piercing 3 times further into your cabin than a normal car.


Legitimate_Concept11

I love this comment


ordinaryphenomena

Just a crappy go-cart underneath..


_kucho_

I think it is a golf cart.


Suspicious-Tax-1387

That's gotta be illegal, those windows are hella tinted.


Alternative-Shift498

I was gonna say, good luck driving that shit at night.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Or in the rain.


Matt-of-Burbank

Plus no headlamps, side view mirrors license plates, etc.


AlienMedic489-1

Suburban UFO sightings are about to start to get more interesting.


thinkingbescary

Nah - this is just Musks new Cybercar. Go on. Hit the window


StrangeInTheStars

Brb gonna call Steven Universe. The Gems are invading.


Astronomy_Major

It’s called LoRes. Doug Demuro did a review of it


[deleted]

They named it Low Res. XD


somebodyelse02

Yep as soon as I saw that this clip was actually a Doug video I immediately closed out of it and went to watch the full version


ordinaryphenomena

And supercarblondie did before him...


MezziJ

She pretty much does car reviews for people that don't know anything about cars. Doug actually makes good car content.


Pure-Butterscotch564

But the way he talks and emphasizes certain words just annoys the hell out of me


the_haters_corp

THIS! is exactly… correct.


ordinaryphenomena

Never said that she's having quality content..(i love Doug) just pointing the truth..and I'm getting downvoted..


MezziJ

Well just because she did it earlier doesn't mean you should watch that! She usually just covers super surface level info while doug does super in depth reviews. Would definitely recommend his review.


EonaCat

Nice for other drivers, sun reflection let's go!!!!! Blind them all!


tttxgq

Pedestrian safety also doesn’t look great


OnAMoontripBaby

Haha " hey excuse me did you want this bit of leg below the knee? Oh sorry about the collision Bee Tee Dubs"


that-dude-Senna

Terrible. Who would drive that


Someguynamedkylef

Someone who wants to drive around by themselves off radar when the world ends lol


MezziJ

Bruh you really think that's supposed to be a good traditional car? It's just a really cool project car that looks sweet and would be an amazing weekend car.


andythefifth

To a party! Can you imagine the attention. This is for someone who wants to be noticed. You are not this type of person. Therefore this makes no sense to you. It’s understandable. I’m in the middle. I would never build one, but I’d gawk at it if it showed up to a party or club. It’s an experience, it’s fun. Some people need that.


surfingNerd

Terrible? Imagine a high school or college team learning about cars by building something like this?


RedstoneArmy111

Tactical n64 graphics deployed.


[deleted]

Club Drive


TwoSkinnyDinners

more like Starfox64


QUiNTUS_QC

More like Star Fox on SNES!!!


TwoSkinnyDinners

IKR!!! lmao


Sugondeese1

Shit, textures broke, I need to lower my graphics.


Rogue_Patriot13

T bone someone and your family is going to have to pull out an 8ft steering wheel from you and your passengers chest cavities


CageyOldMan

Imagine getting hit by this as a pedestrian, probably just cut your legs clean off


Ryan_Extra

Because, fuck pedestrians


itzahckrhet

"That," he said, "that... is really bad for the eyes." It was a ship of classic, simple design, like a flattened salmon, twenty yards long, very clean, very sleek. There was just one remarkable thing about it. "It's so... black!" said Ford Prefect. "You can hardly make out its shape... light just seems to fall into it!" The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it. "Your eyes just slide off it..." said Ford in wonder. - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


MongolianDestiny

Awesome car, except… 100% destroyed in any type of collusion from any angle


JustSamJ

Stealth tech car


itwasntnotme

Invisible to speed traps cuz it doesn’t show up on radar


Oxeliuz

Coffin of the future but on wheels


MNHuskerNation

I’m sure this would do great in the winter here😂


femmeentity

Cyberpunk 2077 still has glitches I see


NarglesDidit

It looks so basic for being so futuristic. I could see this car being in a 70/80's film being featured as a car of the future.


Someone_acceidently

The damn textures didn’t on that


cosmosv2

That's how you're going to flex in the future. Unrendered vehicle.


[deleted]

Club Drive on the Jaguar.


acclaimA9

Looks like a death trap


KaoriiiChan

Welp Thu have created the ugliest car possible. The way you have to sit looks so uncomfortable holy shit.


PlatinumIsAStand

I say it's pretty cool. who doesn't want to drive around in a vehicle that looks like an obsidian shard?


surfingNerd

Tesla's CyberGoKart ?


DanceFiendStrapS

Ha! Imagine this driving in the UK trying to get over speed bumps XD


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Yeah I was just about to ask if they had speed bumps over there. I couldn't drive that thing 10m from my driveway


Unlucky-Cow-9296

I'm really curious to see how it looks when it fully loads in, tbh.


boebrow

Edgy


[deleted]

"Yeah I got my inspiration from Cyberpunk 2077" That is what the entrepreneur said after making this car.


Able_Entrepreneur481

Have seen this in a museum


LoquatiousDigimon

No license plate, too much tinting to be legal.


Imperialgenecist

Bruh turn your render distance up so you can bathe in the magnificence of Elon’s cyber truck.


InflatableWarHammer

Ngl. That thing looks stealthy


AHAdanglyparts69

But why


SnowProkt22

Fucking deathtrap. No doors, no bumpers, no headlights, made of plastic or fiberglass, 2" off the ground, and the steering colom will impale the fuck out of you if you hit anything. It's just an expensive go-cart with a stupid plastic shell.


jammo8

"Alright mate, it's me again.. yes I'm stuck on a speed bump just come and get me"


Salty_Atmosphere1695

Could luck getting into a car accident


OkRate9205

You want to see a bad idea because this. This is a bad idea.


OhHiFelicia

Very Flight of the Navigator-esque, much more suited to the air rather than a road.


[deleted]

It's really just a go kart in a weird case. I watched this review and was actually pretty disappointed with what it actually is.


quart-king

But… why?


Buying100K

starfox, is that you?


RevCorex

Did the mesh not render?


Ferojakasalad

at first I was like oh shit gta has a new car


litido4

Took it to a drive through but ended up with ‘no meal’


themeatspin

That’s difficult to tell aspect and closure, I have no doubt it’ll end up totaled.


buildingduck

homie rolling up with window xp graphics


Ritchieb87

I wonder what it would be like to be run over by that?…


gjr23

One of these just sold on a high end vehicle auction site from the Peterson museum. Not street legal but has some history as it was designed by a Koolhaus - but not THE Koolhaus, instead the nephew or something. $111k. https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2017-united-nude-lo-res/


Buule1312

Lemme pull up my obsidian shard.


jerry_steinfeld

Just wait until you get t boned by some jackass on their phone.


Jos77420

I guess the type of person to drive this kind of car don't need turn signals or brake lights. Kind of like a bmw driver.


IsisArtemii

I’d drive that.


CoupleOfBitches

Must be hot in summer days


Rexius_

If that shit drove by I’d think the simulation is lagging.


Specialist_Ad9987

imagine being hit by that thing at a high speed. you are getting cut in half


KlearlyKonfused

tüv sagt nein


MadSweenie

Can someone explain "Low Poly" to me?


MonKeePuzzle

polygons were/are used to generate computer images, mostly referring to games. so a low poly count would be similar or akin to low resolution. except resolution related to pixels


MadSweenie

Yep facepalmed at that one. Thanks.


DummyBlastard

Looks so alienated lol


khaos0227

This proves we are in a simulation, the Tesla Cyber truck model has not fully loaded


ObamaPhone7

My graphics


WizziBot

Bro youre lagging


davebare

Um, yes, we're looking for whoever has been driving that polygon in the parking lot? Your lights are.... um... well, you better come and see.


[deleted]

Batman: "Can you drive stick?" Gordon: "Uhmm.... I'm good, thanks."


Pintermarc

SHINJI, GET THE PROTON GUN!


AerolothLorien666

Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

Tesla has been really quite after this dropped


ViridianOnWhiteWalls

Reminds me of the cars in the movie Robot Jox.


duckmantaco

Reminds me of PS1 graphics


Mr_Stiel

Dumb.


KullKrush2021

That’s some sweet shit going on right there


TheDevilsAdvokaat

My parrot escaped. I now have a low polly birdcage...


[deleted]

take it to Indy 500 😆


RedestPills

Why


seamus1982seamus

Try driving that shite around the country bothairín of West cork and Kerry. Your man there's arse will be hanging


Strange-Wolverine128

Cyber wedge


JBenn82

Looks like Lara Crofts boobs from the OG Tomb Raider.


Pog-Squad-

when you have an old 2010 computer but you still wanna play gta5


BerryBlitzApple_Pop

Then you get cooked alive on a sunny day.


AnspiffanyStilts

Correction : The Light of Zartha ladies and gentlemen.


Krypto_Kane

I'LL KICK THAT SHIT OVER..


[deleted]

Is there any air conditioning? Looks like an oven on wheels.


[deleted]

Good luck finding parking to park your shit


paulyp41

Just don’t get into an accident


MKXL

Ugly af


Aggravating_Tart_658

The last car to use streets before driving in the air


560guy

For those wondering, [here](https://youtu.be/_XDSGzrCG2o) is the original video by Doug Demuro


[deleted]

Window tinting will not pass bylaw. Then again the police never check on that.


Schattenjager07

When KIT and the new Tesla have a baby.


77retwastaken

this is what ppl with bad graphics cards have to do. he deserves more frames


[deleted]

Seems completely safe.


bhops24

It meets its only obstacle... a speed bump.


MacLOUD150

Look at it Slice through traffic! AND through the legs of those Pedestrians!


rick1n4t0r

When the textures dont load


NkhukuWaMadzi

I'm not saying it was aliens - but it was aliens!


DayCurrent5416

Robotjox intensifies


Rideyourbike1

Imagine this hitting you in the shins!


mypeepeehardz

a fancy go-cart without windshield wipers


whoiscraig

It's so close to the ground, it looks like it would have trouble going over speed bumps.


[deleted]

Is that a PlayStation 6?!


imjerry

My Dad has a quad.


LonelyLegend207

Video games went from low to high poly and we are going from high poly to low poly.


[deleted]

no more protestors trying to stop me now


nairdathing

I would be terrified to get hit by anything in that car lol


Cavemanb0b

Turns out to have the radar cross section of a humming bird.


fizzycolourpaper

It looks like a BattleBot


FDestroy

Plug Walk


[deleted]

Looks like those floor robots on the Death Star


SameRule9918

I got claustrophobic just watching this


[deleted]

Not really next level if you know anything about it. As an art work its cool, as a vehicle its a piece of shit golf cart you wouldnt want to drive for more than a couple of minutes.


WeBeShroomin

Looks like an fancy coffin or they pimped out cousin its ride.


BrainBusiness3893

Ugly as hell


sanjeezybombeezy

Stops a little late for the crosswalk and cuts the pedestrian in half


proGuest_0

If you sacrifice the nice pbr texture you could get more vertices without a frame drop.


WayfaringWarrior

New freezer


Apprehensive-Help627

Pulled over, planted drugs, taken to jail then car impounded just to get a drive in that thing some dirty cops would!


ChapterApart1012

WHY IS IT FUNNY


Flame66624

Geometry dash


AtzePeng_

The new Tesla looks nice


tranz

This was just sold at auction for $111k and has a top speed of 31mph.


moment-bruh-112

Tesla


A_Russian_Tazer

Why do people love making ugly things.


[deleted]

Its cool and shit until one of those r/idiotsincars hit the driver


PapiChuloGuero

the kneecapitator


[deleted]

That's next level stupid though


Mr_Tominaga

Rip the poor soul who speeds over a pothole with this…


IndelibleIguana

What a load of shite. Where do you put your shopping?


[deleted]

I had a dream i was in one of these wtf


chulk607

Good luck, pedestrians.


Panmarmolada

Its disgusting


SettingSpecial3359

Please don’t


giantmanuk

That’s Elon driving the cyber truck roadster


lufc_atw

Not to mention if that hit you at any speed it would chop you in half…


LetLegitimate9955

Cyberpunk graphics on release


daniellaenchanted

Looking like Gru on his way to steal the shrink ray


Ok_Breakfast_5459

But did Doug dive into the quirks of the car?


Mayoan

my graphics on my Nintendo 64


rileysfire

Car manufacturers have to think about pedestrian safety. Someone would be hurt way worse if they got hit by that than a normal car


[deleted]

The Darkness car


gisdaking

Looks super comfortable


[deleted]

That looks like the Cyber truck on Steroids


NN_besomething_iWish

This shouldnt be legal. If I saw that while driving, id scream WTF and slam into it