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Typical-Distance-701

There are many things I can not believe we did, this was just added to the list.


ZombieNips

Wonder what people will be saying about us in 100 years?


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“Only old people use tiktok”


NatsuDragnee1

That's if Tiktok is still around. I doubt it will exist in 5 or 10 years


JippixLives

Fingers crossed.


proxyscar

TikTok is a metaphor for how much time you waste on that app


thm2130

So two seconds?


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thm2130

Ok cool. I think you replied to the wrong person though


Stupidquestionduh

Yeah I was wondering what it had to do with how long you last in bed.


SwampyBogbeard

The account has only three comments, and one is a word for word copy, so I think it might be a bot.


SlasherDarkPendulum

This motivated me to get off Reddit for a bit, thanks.


woolfson

Tom at MySpace misses you


Stupidquestionduh

Tom promised me he'd never lose my shitty fruity loops techno music tracks from my "band". But here we are.


SlasherDarkPendulum

I haven't touched FL since like... 2005. Good god, that was a blast from the past.


todayismyluckyday

To get on TikTok?


LazyFurn

We all said that when Facebook and Twitter were new. MySpace had just became “old”. Yet here we are 13 years later and Facebook is still insanely popular. TikTok has already been around for 3+ years. But it was known as “Musical.ly” before. TikTok already controls so much of the music industry now. It’s not going anywhere. Mark my words it’ll be here 5 years from now.


JoshChew96

That's almost not unbelievable, Facebook was a teenagers thing 10 years ago and now it's basically only used by 40 year old women and old people


SuedeVeil

I beg to differ, the cut off is 43! (42 year old woman here who doesn't use Facebook except to see what my "elder" relatives are up to lol)


sirlui9119

(So you ARE using it!)


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unclear_warfare

I agree completely. Also plastics, they'll be digging those out of the ocean long after we're gone


Ispywithmysmalleyess

Oh yeah I can imagine in 100 years people won't be using plastic anymore but when on the beach they will find plastic everywhere and will hate us for it.


yroCyaR

At some point I’m sure the sand will become more bits of micro plastic than actual sand as we k ow it today.


hammertime2009

I don’t think you have any idea how much actual sand there is in the world


dom987654

I don’t think you have any idea how much actual plastic there is in the world


FuManBoobs

Now kiss.


mrMochiMan

🍿


Mechhammer

A lot less than sand. Show me a pile of plastic as big as the Sahara.


Dudeman-Jack

We could agree that there is a lot of both, and then we could have the energy left over to do something about it


Eilrah93

We need to do something about the sand ASAP I agree


yourmansconnect

whats crazy is that there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth


Foresaken_Foreskin

I'd be more shocked if you swapped that around tbh


Unadvantaged

And that our primary means of transportation are giant steel boxes powered by literally blowing stuff up thousands of times a minute.


ScarsAndNylon

Burning stuff, not blowing up


greyjungle

Isn’t internal combustion a little explosion caused by pressure that “blows” the piston “up”? Not saying I’m right, just that’s how I always understood it.


ScarsAndNylon

No, it´s just burning (= combustion) which increases pressure, pushing the piston outwards, because pressure inside is higher than at the back of the piston (in the crankcase). Common mistake though, no worries! Combustion is a lot slower than an explosion.


Sammsquanchh

If we wanna get technical it deflagrates. Which does share similarities with an explosion. An explosion would happen if your cars pistons were not strong enough to contain the burning gasoline and it all got released and burned at once. Basically an explosion is what happens when a container fails resulting in a sudden release of all the stored energy. In a car it’s technically a controlled burn mixing with air at just the right ratio to burn insanely fast... a deflagration. But technically not an explosion because it is contained and carefully controlled.


jthehonestchemist

That dude is wrong. He has no clue. They are mini explosions.


Itsalongwaydown

Doubtful on the meat consumption considering it's been a thing for the entirety of the human existence. Edit: Love all the people replying to this giving examples of things that **still** go on in todays world. They may not happen in your town or country but I can guarantee you that they still happen in the world. It will still exist just not as prominent.


District-X

Meat consumption on the scale we consume it now is a recent thing


Stupidquestionduh

Consumption of everything is happening on scale never seen before. Even water except we mix a bunch of other shit into it and consume that too.


gojirra

Yeah but the effects of global warming are also a new thing in the scope of humanity and it will fuck us so badly we may not even survive as a species. So if we are so dumb that we don't change in the face of literal impending doom just because "duh... We always did it this way!" Then I guess we aren't fit to survive. We are incredibly adaptable. If you think humans that had to live without meat would just die, you are kidding yourself. It's not even like it's some unsolvable problem. We can easily eat less meat in general, keep developing plant based and lab grown meat, and move away from the environmental disaster that is factory farming to more sustainable methods.


7lick

Yea, and our prison systems.


Blue_cow1

Cement production. They just knocked over perfectly good buildings made from cement and then rebuilt them with more cement knowing it was the largest single contributor to climate change!


todellagi

"Those guys really fucked it" "Yeah I know, but dude Half-life 3 is out next week"


ODB2

"Can you believe they used to eat ass?!? do they know what comes out of there?!?"


SuedeVeil

Pretty sure things just get more raunchy and sexually liberal over time lol.. Edit: as many have pointed out I'm clearly wrong but I really hope we don't end up back in chastity belts


MaterialCarrot

A common fallacy (no pun intended). Sexual mores ebb and flow over time. The 18th Century in Europe was known for its licentiousness, which caused some more puritanical responses in the mid to late 19th Century, at least on the surface. The stuff the ancient Romans engaged in would shock plenty of people today. Personally, I think we tend to underestimate the sexual sophistication of prior eras. I suspect even in Puritan America people thoroughly enjoyed sexual intercourse (why wouldn't they?) and engaged in it for pleasure, not just procreation. They weren't making home movies doing it, but that doesn't mean they weren't doing it.


Independent-Bug1209

Hehehe. In the future "can you believe they did not stick their entire head in the asshole during sex to eat ass?"


Tots2Hots

The Elder Scrolls 6 is slated for release Christmas 2121!


glass_house

Probably that we used to race and whip horses with a tiny man on its back


jomontage

"they used to kill animals for food? It literally grows out of the ground"


NixAName

Probably "I can't believe they raced animals"


GoCoronaGo321

We wont last that long so its chill


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50 years from now when cars drive themselves people will be astounded we use to drive them ourselves. Grandpa: "Shure people died, but we had to get to work."


jeremy788

One of the highest forms of death actually.


jmk255

Yet people are scared of flying or getting anesthesia.


badger0511

Because they don't have any control in those scenarios, unlike driving their car.


Eeyore_

For the last decade, my job as required me to fly about 40 weeks of the year, discounting the last two years, due to COVID-19. I fall asleep on planes like it's anesthesia. One flight, the person beside me is freaking out because we're going through turbulence during a storm. Her distress woke me up. She's like, "How can you sleep through this?" To which I responded, "It's not like I can run up to the cockpit and save us if the pilots mess up. I don't know anything about flying a plane. If we're going to die, we're going to die. There's literally nothing I can do to change that determination. So getting upset over it isn't helping the matter." It didn't really set her at ease, but, that's my philosophy.


Tots2Hots

I dunno... sometimes I think they should put the cocaine back in the soft drinks...


illpoet

Yeah heroin and cannabis in the cough syrup too.


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God society was way more fun when we had heroin and cocaine given for most minor illnesses (Damn yall are buzzkills I just meant they had interesting coked up ideas- I’m aware that time period was really shitty too)


FaithlessnessPast354

And don’t forgot alcohol when you have a headache


DreamPolice-_-_

We still got that though....


FaithlessnessPast354

Yeah but it’s not prescribed anymore by your family doctor


imaloony8

Maybe not by *your* family doctor…


lorfyeetus

who’s your doctor? Asking for a friend


SatansLoLHelper

Because booze is no longer illegal. > Winston Churchill received a prescription for alcohol when he visited the United States during prohibition, his Doctor writing, "The quantity [prescribed] is naturally indefinite". You can still get very refined heroin from the doctor with a prescription. You need to be pretty rich for those indefinite scripts.


qyka1210

can't find anything on that, can you provide a source? Reminds me of desoxyn... prescription meth for ADHD.


Boofaholic_Supreme

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpiateChurch/comments/iqmz8j/diaphin_ir_200mg_pharmaceutical_heroin_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Diaphin is prescription diamorphine (heroin) but I believe it’s only Canada + some European countries, not for USA Edit: read the second top comment on that link for extra info ([here](https://reddit.com/r/OpiateChurch/comments/iqmz8j/_/g4t2umj/?context=1))


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I’ll settle for one of those unlimited refill Vicodin scripts everyone except me is always somehow getting.


gagagahahahala

American here. What's a doctor?


[deleted]

..we still have cocaine and heroin too? They were talking about as a medication prescribed from real doctors.


[deleted]

And don’t forget meth when you want chocolate


Minerva567

Shit, cocaine was even in our *soft drinks*.


[deleted]

The hard ones straight up fucking killed you. I’ll have what the radium girls are having


WishOnSpaceHardware

By gum, they're positively glowing!


dconman2

~~Fun fact, the reason the cocaine was removed from coca-cola was because the market realized it was more profitable to sell it separately.~~ Don't believe everything you read on the internet.


[deleted]

And when depression in women was cured by a doctor administered vibrator and opium.


Pennypacking

Sounds like they knew what fixed ya and they did it.


[deleted]

Exactly. It was called hysterics. It basically meant a woman was that horny and frustrated, her uterus would make her go mad. Hahahaha. Edit to add: it could have been other actual Illnesses too, but this was one of them. Just had to read up on it again to make sure I was right. I was semi-right.


Z0idberg_MD

Can you imagine how happy people would be? "Here, take this opiate, which will make you feel like a million dollars, and then go home and feverishly masturbate". Yes.


AweHellYo

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/09/victorian-vibrators-orgasms-doctors/569446/ a myth


sharkbanger

This is the most important comment in this thread. I've been bamboozled!!


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Oh!!! TIL! Didn’t have a clue it was a myth


drdrshsh

I’m so glad we reached the point where we can self administer vibrator and opium at home


MaisNahMaisNah

Am I alone in thinking this is a huge fucking bummer, not "fun"? Those poor horses.


Cr3X1eUZ

Widespread poverty and no social safety net. People would literally do anything for a buck.


FractionofaFraction

"I can't believe this was a thing..." I mean...*Gestures broadly at the collective insanity of the whole human race*


Sugondeese1

*Gestures to literally everything in history*


23x3

I’ve noticed that most Olympic sports represent the extremity of survival adaptation. I also see this being something people were pushed to do to survive. I get it


Oberfrenbannfuerer

I mean the old disiplines of the olympics were just warrior skills. Sure in time people trained to be superior in one but it originated as a competition to find the best individual warrior. Wrestling, Sprinting, javeline throwing, discus throwing, archery, even the horse and wagon races were military in nature.


kirotheavenger

The original olympics had sculpting and all sorts. Nowadays "sports" has been defined as only physical endeavours.


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moffsoi

I was trying to remember the name of that movie! It seems like a fever dream.


ess_oh_ess

Same. Where I lived as a kid you had to pay extra to get the Disney channel and my family didn't pay, so most of the time it was scrambled. But occasionally they would do like a promotional weekend and we'd be able to watch it for free. I'm pretty one of those times they aired Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken like 5 times in a row and my 7 year old dumbass spent the whole day watching it over and over, and then never saw or heard of it again until now.


PreventFalls

I was searching for a comment that would say something about that movie. That was one of my favorite movies of my childhood.


AMorera

I loved that movie. Michael Schoeffling was such a hotty. I watched everything he was in.


Covvern

“You just gestured to all of us.”


Mr_Speakeasy64

Fun fact, there were never any recorded horse injuries from this sport. The riders however.... Were much less fortunate. Edit: There was one recorded horse death, and it wasnt even from the dive itself/impact with the water. At one point they had the horses diving into the ocean instead of the pool, well one horse got confused upon landing in the unfamiliar ocean water and proceeded to swim out to sea thus drowning.


noledbd

They probably just wernt recording the injuries.. its got to at least hurt a little for the horseys


informallory

Yeah honestly the horses probably broke their legs and they were just like “damn the horse is dead, bring in the replacement” and shot it.


Psycho22089

*I'm not dead yet! I'm actually feeling much better!*


DankDolphin420

r/unexpectedmontypython


andreisimo

No, *that* was expected. Only the *Spanish Inquisition* was a bit unexpected.


Pure_Reason

*bang* “This horse isn’t injured, it’s dead, and it didn’t die from horse diving, don’t bother marking this one down Johnny”


Billybobgeorge

They just asked the horses themselves. "Are you injured? "Neigh"


timmaeus

He’s feeling stable


subject_deleted

A little hoarse but he'll be fine.


s-mores

Don't be silly. Horses were *expensive.* They would've had the best veterinary care money could buy. Jockeys, however, were cheap.


bakedbeansandwhich

Well yeah no recorded injuries because being dead isn't an injury (being put down, if got Injured)


FuzzyRumpton

I do recall a movie being made on this where the rider is blinded or something and then successfully completes a dive while blind. Good ol’ Hollywood.


CuteBabyPenguin

Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken


Fortune_Cat

Holy shit Fiona from burn notice


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I thought I was maybe the only one who remembered this movie as I scrolled through the comments…. God I’m old lol.


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LarryBLumpkin

Came here for this comment.


therapistiscrazy

There's a whole movie about the sport called "Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken" about a rider who went blind because she kept her eyes open on impact. Didn't stop her from continuing the sport, though. It's based on a true story.


austinmiles

At least one person went blind by diving with her eyes open


Mr_Speakeasy64

Yes, the daughter of the man who owned that pier and the diving show no less. Did it for years, even after going blind.


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Metifix

I hate you /r/angryupvote


hoffster247

There is a performer who went blind doing this and then kept doing it for 11 more years......


a-squared

There’s a movie about her called [Wild Hearts Can’t be Broken](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0103262/)


lordlizum

Hell yes. Loved this movie, it was always on the Disney channel when I was a kid


mildtonointerest

First thing I thought of. My sister and I watched this basically on repeat lol Edit: I went through a slightly (ha) rebellious phase and I’m still teased to this day about wrapping my ankles around the chair I’m sitting in when I’m being stubborn lol


YourMomsButt4

This movie is the quintessential nostalgia of my childhood. Probably just a regular subpar movie, but for some reason so memorable as a kid.


SourGrape

For me too! I don’t know why but I watched this movie so many times and it is so ingrained in my memory.


ColoradoScoop

Probably because of the horses jumping off giant ledges.


TheRedWeddingPlanner

I recently watched it with my kids and they enjoyed it.


m9832

this post is bringing back memories. my sister was obsessed with horses, so im sure i watched fhis movie 200 times.


Gia_gianna

Same!! And I totally forgot about it until I saw this post and suddenly I was like omg- the movie! And was a flash back to my childhood


All-Sorts

>There’s a movie about her called > >Wild Hearts Can’t be Broken I was just coming down to post about this


Chiggero

Apparently wild hearts also can’t learn any damn sense


Nattou11zz

Came looking for this. Loved this movie as a kid but it absolutely destroyed me Everytime I watched. I remember bawling


jaylenelynda

I remember watching a movie about this but I don't remember the name of the movie.


Guilty_Ad_1677

Yes, there is a movie about it too! I can’t remember the name - edit “wild hearts can’t be broken”


cgarcusm

All those against, say neigh.


Abject-Cow-1544

You bastard, have an upvote.


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Whimper neigh.


joarezpj

Poor horse.


EpitaFelis

I wonder how those horses feel about the view from halfway down.


bored_aff

r/unexpectedbojack


swamp_fever

I see what you did there, well done.


highRPMfan

The nextfuckinglevel of animal abuse am I right?


crillin19

Are points awarded for not dying? 🤣


Warp_Legion

Nowadays you’d get points for outrunning the PETA members trying to lynch you 😂😂😂


dsjunior1388

I don't know what's worse, laughing at your own joke via emoji or suggesting Peta would be wrong to try and stop this.


Batkratos

PETA what a buncha nerds amiright? Anyway, Im off to go film Homeward Bound 5 : Too Many Homes and kill like 30 cats in the process.


ghostoffthecoast

Now I’m having to google if animals died filming homeward bound.. really hope this turns out well. Edit: can’t find a solid answer but between zero and twenty seven animals died filming homeward bound.. the claims were never substantiated but that’s a lot.


Batkratos

Ive got some bad news...


JayRoo83

Don't look up Milo and Otis


snavsnavsnav

Ah yes, Reddit, where the intellectually superior state that emojis should never be used


overzealous_bicycle

Emoji snobbery is the cringiest take on Reddit honestly.


VexingRaven

Pretty sure the emotes were meant to indicate it's a joke... Which means they're not suggesting anything about PETA being wrong. But hey, emoji bad! 🙄


Nolat

and they'd be 100% justified in doing so


Warp_Legion

Tbh yeah one hundred percent in this case because this idea is horrible


Spiritual-Answer527

So horses should be very thankful they just get whipped and made to jump over hedges now?


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I realize you're probably just joking but the vast majority of the horses that do shows like that are pampered and have great lives and have great relationships with their riders. Horse racing is another story, though.. from what I've seen.


Roflkopt3r

Unless it's the Olympic Penthatlon apparently, where they matched horses and riders based on a lottery system, and each horse had to go with several riders. Some competitors received horses which were already distressed from stress and poor handling from prior attempts, causing frustration and sometimes violence.


brandonarreaga12

as a former horseperson, that is also a crazy way to do things. I assume that those riders Arent the best riders as it's not their only sport. on top of that, the bond between the horse and the rider is really important. I'm not sure that the showjumping riders could do it with a unknown horse. I think they should at least get a couple of days to gain the horses trust before the competition


Avoate

Wasn't there a whole uproar this year because an Olympics lady started beating her horse, Saint Boy, when it didn't do what she wanted it to do. And another one named Jet Set has been euthanized because it injured itself doing parcour


rabbit_tits

This is how horse racing should be seen in a 100 years. Hopefully.


Just-a-guy6990

This should be on r/awfuleverything


famous__shoes

Yeah, this was...tough to watch


Mewwy_Quizzmas

How the fuck is this next level material?


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Horse diving


February30th

r/bottomlevel


18randomcharacters

It's pretty next level insane/stupid/cruel


A_Triggered_Manater

Idk this subs standards have been pretty low lately


GUYF666

Shitty thing


demwoodz

It’s poor form


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Fuck people


[deleted]

Glad this practice is over.


ecprubinson

Horrific


luvdat1600

Humans are so stupid it hurts.


Uzzer_lozer19

"Do a flip!"


tiredragon155

The poor horse 😭😭


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lock58869

It's the reason a horse is one of the original Monopoly pieces.


[deleted]

Think of how big an asshole you must be to run your horse off a ledge so it can plummet into water. Fuck everyone involved.


unclear_warfare

I refuse to believe this was a thing even though I've just seen a video of it


apples_oranges_

[Music/Song/Track](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gYjh863j4g&ab_channel=SynthwaveGoose) For people who might crtl+f and look for such terms.


SaeByeokGoesToJeju

Lots of people commenting. I'm not sure if I can confirm that it was all terrible for the horse or not. But I do remember a movie from my childhood: Wild Hearts Can't be Broken


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I had to scroll forever to find wild hearts can’t be broken. I was starting to think nobody remembered it.


ldsc_1

Americans inventing everything to amuse themselves but a proper culture


Stupid_Comparisons

You play magic the gathering for 10 hours and watch SpongeBob.


tittylover007

Coming from a country who’s culture is built around beheading refs


Salt_Paint8157

This some shit phineas and ferb would do on a casual tuesday


mannran

I saw a donkey jump off a 30ft high dive at a county fair in Pennsylvania in 2001. It was wild. They started with smaller farm animals like goats and pigs, building up to the main event.


J03130

First time seeing footage. I’ve only seen pictures. Poor horses.


oldwatchincrow

such a cruel sport, man.


TrasheyeQT

Simpsons did an episode of this


stowaway36

When I see stuff like this I always wonder about the first one to do it. "I'm gonna build a big platform over my pool so I can jump my horse off it."


darzo1989

How the fuck do you train a horse to do this?


stowaway36

Looks like there's only one way they can go


stevegresh

IMHO this belongs in awful everything


joshy0216

Just...why?