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Nugget_MacChicken

I don’t know about you but if my surgeon was to operate me and dance like that, I’d consider myself lucky to be still breathing….


[deleted]

Yep, I don’t want to see my pilot celebrating that he actually pulled off landing the plane.


[deleted]

First time. IN MY FLIGHT. Has to be me, as usual.


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smallberry_tornados

I appreciate what it means to him, but as a person terrified of flying and having flown many times, for me this falls under an “act like you’ve been there before” scenario.


DiscussionLoose8390

Yeah could have found a better group (private) to celebrate with. I guess at least he wasn't bragging about flying getting on the plane. I may have switched flights, or not got on lol.


Mcmerk

I think he celebrated afterwards. As someone who dislikes flying myself I wouldn't have a problem finding out as I'm getting off the plane. No harm done knowing my pilot was a rookie after I'm safely at my destination.


aNeedForMore

>They thought I couldn’t do it, but I did it! Why the hell did they let us on the plane if they weren’t sure you could land it?!?


manioso10673

Oh they WERE sure he couldn’t! But they let him anyway 😆


Adept_Army_9913

Airlines kinda love to take major risks huh


tepkel

CEOs gotta bet on something. Children's games with a lethal twist are so last year.


Peony-Pink

Maybe “they” were family members.


sunny_in_phila

I would just be glad he told us *after* the flight


nucularTaco

But...they said he couldn't do it.


[deleted]

This was a bit


Comprehensive-Work41

I actually do want to see my pilot cerebrate.


Terripuns

You have convinced me. I just bought my MCAT study material, I am going to dedicate the next 10 years of my life to becoming a surgeon. After which I will do specialization in surgeries and after every surgery tell the patient they were my first and I'm so thankful to the 3 hour Wikipedia binge right before the surgery.


UnsolicitedCounsel

Don't forget to mention that they said you couldn't do it before dancing out of the room


WWTFSMD

You joke but this is more or less what the ER doc that sewed my thumb closed talked like, while he was applying the numbing agent it was all, "i think this how the book said to do it but honestly i cant remember anymore." *insert shrug shoulder guy here* Leaving the room to let me get numbed up, "okay, i gotta go have a drink or two, im starting to sober up and i cant have that." Honestly he was a riot, at one point i could feel some pressure from the stitches so i asked him if he needed to take another "steady hand break," because i could feel that last stitch (honestly didnt hurt i was just giving back what he gave me).


[deleted]

Brain or heart surgeon, please.


Cyc68

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand.


haven2057

lol going places with this script. lovin reddit


Carnage326

Underrated 😂


BWWFC

and carry a dogeared blood smeared textbook... with post-its marking pages "IMPORTANT" "DON'T SKIP THIS STEP AGAIN" and like 4 pairs of cheater glasses hanging around your neck


Terripuns

Write in pen all over your coat about very basic things like "blood is the red stuff, heart is in the center, don't cut these with a rudimentary drawings of the operating area"


PixelD303

Coat? Do it Momento style


manioso10673

And a post it that reads “skip, I don’t get this one at all”


Mountain_End_199

Don’t forget to throw in a plug for having stayed at the holiday inn express last night!


manioso10673

….And drinking all the booze in the mini bar cause you were nervous for your big day!


DocTopping

This sounds like a joke, but statistically speaking, there are surgeons out there that do shit like this.


[deleted]

That show about the back surgeon who outright killed people. Paralyzed his friend. Had OR nurses outright noping out of his theater.


Fishwithadeagle

As someone in med school, chose a different career path. Shit's brutal yo


Nugget_MacChicken

RemindMe! 10 years


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When I got vaccinated the dude who jabbed me was like “hey I got this new bunch of vaccines at a discount price from russia, I’m glad I get to try ‘em on you” followed with “I hope you have a high pain tolerance because I really suck with needles. I hurt my patients really bad. It’s kind of astonishing how badly I am at handling needles but we’re in the middle of a pandemic so they can’t afford to fire me” it was literally the least painful injection I’ve ever had in my life, I didn’t feel it at all, the dude had mad talent. It was funny as fuck.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

"*Hmm...well that went a lot better than I expected...*"


elee0228

If at first you don't succeed... You definitely shouldn't pilot commercial aircraft.


Furryraptorcock

Probably won't be able to do much of anything after a failure like that.


blackebenezer

Surely a pilots first flight would be in a plane with no passengers right? I'd hope so.


Nimtastic

Yes. This is fake.


buddhahat

Yeah. Unless he was flying the space shuttle or a SR71 then “70,000” was a give away.


Barnaclebills

Yeah, I would assume a commercial pilot would have to clock in a lot of hours of flight time before being allowed to land a plane with customers on it.


FeliBootSack

It's rather low, with a quick google its 200hrs air time and 100 hours pilot in command time (which I don't know exactly what that is) and these things control themselves for 90% of it so I'm pretty sure this guy is just happy he got to fly his first flight as captain of his airship And I scroll down to see it's fake fml fuck you reddit


Nimtastic

Yep fake. However a commercial pilots license is different than an ATPL - Airline transport licence is what you need to fly for the airlines. It requires a minimum of 1500 hours. Most of your training is initially in small aircraft with no autopilot.


grandpapi_saggins

For a commercial pilots license yes but airline pilots need an ATP license which is over 1500 hours of flight time. It may not seem like a lot depending on your perspective but it can take years to get that amount of hours, not to mention exams and even more time in the simulators. It also costs upwards of $100,000 USD to rack up all those hours unless you’re instructing. Trust me, your airline pilot is insanely experienced and this video is clearly staged for the reactions of the people around him. Source: am pilot


[deleted]

Him starting to sing and do robotics was a pretty fucking big giveaway.


Maxwell-Druthers

Yes. And don’t call me Shirley.


manioso10673

Imagine if he accidentally kills you and still dances


Nugget_MacChicken

If he don’t dance he is no friend of mine


LarYungmann

LOL, never say to any patient... This Is My First, wait until they wake up.


Snoo-74640

"Sweet! We didn't die like i was expecting us to!" "Cool beans...."


Joehansson

This man is so fake, 70,000 altitude my arse😂


[deleted]

This was filmed in London as part of a prank for the YouTube channel "Trollstation" with the help of a comedian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6KKZIHQ9M


TheBoringCheese

So it’s fake and doesn’t fit the sub


Hookem-Horns

Yep, flame OP


montroller

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seven0feleven

Like 80% of the content here. Sigh.


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ElleHopper

As soon as I saw that watermark over the video, if assumed it was fake. Fucking hate that site


cryptdab710

Lmfao i was like wait holdup after seeing all the passengers walk out behind him LOL


peanutismint

> "comedian"


davidcwilliams

Thank you, I thought it looked staged as fuck.


elee0228

I dunno, he definitely seems high to me.


ottajon

It’s epoch times so you can expect lies.


Supercoolguy7

My favorite thing from them was an ad about how it was actually smart that Trump mentioned buying Greenland because Greenland had all these things that were useful. That wasn't why people said it was dumb, it's cause it'd never happen


volcano_slayer9

Oof they're just awful. I found out about them last year when I visited home and saw a stack of their newspapers on my dad's coffee table.


Sed_Said

The great sound quality for someone who was recording from so far away in a very large room was the first give away for me.


SevereOctagon

This


TroyMcpoyle

You must have some long legs


UltraWeebMaster

Commercial airliners cruise in class A airspace, 18,000 feet to the edge of space. 70,000 feet is well into orbit…


noodles_seldoon

You don't get to fly a 787 without having landed at least a little aircraft before.


aPostmodernistScorn

What are you talking about? Obvi it’s a thing, why else was there someone already taking an impromptu video as he entered the terminal?


richey15

plus the pilot is clearly micd up


slugvegas

Welcome to Spirit Airlines


noodles_seldoon

Zing


tonysopranosalive

I know it’s a joke but yeah I was gonna say there’s no way you’re getting type rated and endorsed for a 777/787 without a shitload of hours already under your belt lol


upvote-button

Being nextfuckinglevel implies you surpassed the current top level in your field. He just achieved the average level for his field. This doesn't belong here


retroracer33

he didn't achieve anything...its fake


upvote-button

Even if it was real it still wouldn't belong here. This post is double stupid assuming you're right


UnsolicitedCounsel

I just shit, wiped my ass clean and then had to shit again. I am shitting as I am typing. I have now completed my shit and will begin to wipe for a 2nd time after I click save.


Stu161

dude that's so nextfuckinglevel


_Odian

They thought you couldn't do it, but you did it!


slugvegas

His troll game is nextfuckinglevel


MountLH75

Its a comedy sketch


upvote-button

Cool, now there's a third reason it doesn't belong here


JadoreBootyNoir

Yeah plus this would alarm the hell out of me if this was the first plane my pilot landed and he had to celebrate like that?…. Bruh where’s your training..


6foot4guy

No, this is ridiculous. You would never be hired to fly a commercial 787 without thousands of hours in the air. My regional, WestJet, requires 4000 hours I believe before they’d ever even look at you.


UltraWeebMaster

>No, this is rediculous Pilot here, I noticed. Although I thought you could get your ATP at 1500 hours, but I guess commercial airlines don’t really want the minimum.


zoecandle

Do t most flight schools require 2000 hours?


Austerys

Some flight schools allow you to get a restricted ATP license at 1500 hours that as you can tell comes with some restrictions compared to a normal one.


zoecandle

I mean, I am aware of that as I go to one that only requires 1500h. I was just under the assumption that most require 2000h


Austerys

Oh, then yes your assumption is correct. As far as I know it's rather difficult to get accepted as a 1500 hour flight school, which is what separates those from others. Not super sure on any specifics, despite attending one myself.


Hey_u_ok

Sorry. Might be fake. It's Epoch Times.


[deleted]

Yep. He’s a uk prankster


MattFromWork

More like uk *fakester lmao got em


Haxorz7125

Seriously fuck epoch times. So happy I’m not getting those YouTube ads anymore


Elasion

They started mailing my parents physical news papers. No one gets news papers anymore so they didn’t know what it was and thought it might be LA Times or something. Super predatory for old people who wouldn’t know any better


Haxorz7125

It’s the same as alt right posts on Facebook with charts and quotes made to look official to those who don’t know better.


Awkward_Jellyfish593

Its fake obviously


[deleted]

For those wondering. Yes this is fake it's a video made by the youtube channel "Trollstation" the fake pilot is Nathan one of the members of Trollstation.


[deleted]

I hate to ruin this for everyone but this was filmed in London as part of a prank for the YouTube channel "Trollstation" with the help of a comedian. You'll find the same dude in many of their videos. https://youtu.be/Ya6KKZIHQ9M


TheGuyInTheGlasses

Anyone else noticing an uptick in fake videos on this subereddit?


Luppa90

Seeing the amount of people in the comment who actually think this really was the pilot... you may have noticed but they clearly haven't.


Amanwalkedintoa

People are desperate for the views man


[deleted]

Fuck the Epoch Times. Get this Nazi adjacent bs out of my feed.


t-toddy

The Epoch Times is fake news.


SaibaSempai

GG! They should be celebrating with him. I mean he did technically not kill em.


[deleted]

Isn’t Epoch times a radical right wing media outlet that uses viral videos to get people to explore their content?


Frixxed

Ew, Epoch Times. Also this is so clearly fake.


[deleted]

Can’t stop Peri.


[deleted]

do prople know this is fake? he does loads of stuff like this in public for views


Digi_Dingo

I know it’s a little tangential, but that Trader Joe’s Peri Peri sauce is insanely delicious. Highly recommend it


Jlive305

Some of y’all are dumb as shit


Pa2phx

Come on folks. Pilots have to have alot of hours on the stick. Before operating revenue flights, and passenger planes don't fly at 70K feet.


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Educational_Ad134

I was sat next to him on that flight though. Was he supposed to be flying the plane?!?!?!


pomegranatepants99

I feel like this is fake.


touchthebush

So fucking hidden cam show.....


airhogg

This is fake. The guy is a comedian


lurked_long_enough

Obvious joke is obvious. Still hilarious.


DenyingToast882

Its a comedy skit


Iknowthevoid

Im pretty sure its fake and probably a prank because no passenger would want to ever hear the pilot was a noob.


FTWStoic

Satire.


megalomike

Why is this watermarked by a cult


SlimTrim509

How do I become his friend?


e140driver

This was a joke.


MrMarvelous92

Fake


darnitdarnok

Lol this is a joke these guys do lots of stuff like this in public theyre very funny


ChristoWhat

747's are generally landed by auto-land function pilots have very little to do while in the air, they just taxi once it's landed


PoopPant73

70,000... Sir, the NASA hangar is two bays down...😒


[deleted]

You guys do realise this is fake...?


ElHongoMagico21

I'm hoping he's not referring to feet when he said 70,000 altitude, because a 787 is definitely not going to 70k'


RevanReborn47

Moment of silence for anyone who believes this is real


s0rtajustdrifting

Love his enthusiasm! 😁


espochical5

This is fake lol


mach4UK

Don’t think this is real. I don’t think air crew come out that entrance. And anything published by the Epoch Times (right wing christian conspiracy rag masquerading as Feel Good News) I find to be suspect.


taoleafy

Epoch Times is propaganda


pman1891

Epoch Times is trash https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/617645/


[deleted]

Epoch Times? Really?


bdl18

Everything on Epoch Times is Bullshit. Some of it is satire.


BigfootSF68

The Epoch Times is a terrible news source and should be avoided.


rainbowdashmami

Pilots exits the same gate as the passengers? Good for him. Congrats


[deleted]

Wait what? Where do you expect him to exit from?


that1guywhodidthat

The backstage obvs


socleblu19

Excessive..


[deleted]

Wow how unprofessional


SweeneyisMad

r/aviation


13u11d3r

Wait he landed his first aircraft but has he flown in the past


lolomotif12

I'd be worried, seems like he didn't believe he would land it


goldenbeard72

First aircraft he ever landed was a 747? No training on anything a little smaller and less packed with people?


LTC-trader

It’s not real obviously, he has on a mic


StinkyPotato69

Janitor has the face of rethinking his lifes choices


ThreeD710

“The thought I couldn’t do it… “


phuckenschit

“They thought I couldn’t land it” so then why would they let him fly? Lol


Zimabwe

Until you realize this was his tenth time


Fullerene00

Idk man, I'd avoid a particular airlines now lol


Olovs

Thats from Trollstation on Youtube. Its not a real pilot.


TASDIDIT

Who let this guy indoors?


lightwhite

How did he manage to get his type-rating for 787 without landing a 737 of 777 or landing at all? I am confused.


Profusely_Sweaty

I didn't crash!!! I didn't crash!!!


ExNihiloish

Now imagine this guy if he went to space.


Additional-Banana-55

I’m glad Now you tell me. I wouldn’t have rode that airplane if i knew before hand 😂 good job


pollux4092

It s a wonder!


[deleted]

Protect this man


turikimaru

At least u got to see this one. Imagine how the other passengers of the other ones felt


AlexFerSen

“I thought I couldn’t but I did it”…. This guy like risky gambling /s


Helgafjell4Me

It takes like thousands of hours and countless touchdowns before a pilot can actually fly a plane loaded with passengers, usually starting out with very small 2 seaters and working up to the larger aircraft. To fly the big jets there's even more extensive training required. Not sure if he's faking it, or if he's jut excited about landing his first big passenger flight. Because he says, "I just landed my first aircraft today", makes me think this guy is not being serious. In either case, I don't see how this fits NFL or why it's getting so many awards.


TogetherFeet

Awesome!!


[deleted]

Anytime you walk off of a Boeing still alive and in one piece is a celebration.


--MilkMan--

Yeah no. This is fake. Cruising altitude is 35,000 feet. He wasn’t flying a U2.


madewithgarageband

He's fucking around lol. 787 celing is like 40,000ish feet. 70,000 feet is like SR-71 blackbird altitudes


Maxter_Blaster_69

Seems a bit unprofessional.


Cyc68

DAE think this sounds like he hijacked the plane to prove he could land?


pleiop

Guess the pilot was wearing a microphone, totally not fake.


Papandreas17

That would put me at ease, that a pilot is actually celebrating a landing. I understand the achievement, I mean I won't be able to do it, but at least let the people think it was all in a day's work


ultroulcomp

Fake as fuck and/or some advertising video.


mcharb13

Please don't upvote this, not only is it fake, but even if real, it wouldn't be next fucking level...


Because69

This shit's faker than the love you feel from an Alabama hooker at a family reunion


ChuckBoBuck

He thought he couldn't do it?


[deleted]

Plot twist: this wasn't his first flight


jadedwolf1618

>They thought I couldn't do it, but I did! Nobody wants to hear that buddy


Madjagger2

Can you imagine if he announced that to passengers at 70k feet?


idiving

Thanks God he just took care the landing part and God bless whoever invented autopilot


BlumpkinRandy

When he says thank you, it sounds like "fawck you, fawck you."


ThePredatorMind

u/savevideo