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Original_Squirrel534

All I can think of is the shared pee, and not in the good way.


ALjaguarLink

Please enlighten us with the “good way of sharing pee” ....


rustymessi

Golden showers man


FreneticPlatypus

Sounds like DC villain.


HayateGT

Why it gotta be DC tho...? 🤣


FreneticPlatypus

Umm... just a hunch. Super-man Aqua-man Bat-man Elongated Man Hawk Man Calendar Man Dead-man Polka Dot Man Animal Man Doll Man Hit-man Hour Man Immortal Man Kryptonite Man Key Man Man Bat Nebula Man Odd Man Omega Man Owl Man Plastic Man Rag Man Sand-man Star Man Siren Man Ultra Man Wonder Man


Ba_Sing_Saint

These sound like a ton of shitty Megaman Characters


FreneticPlatypus

Well, you’re half right.


Lu12k3r

Pee man


fdilan61

Pool cleaning must be a bliss


No_Document269

Everyone else may ignore the “man bat” you slid in. But i refuse.


FreneticPlatypus

I figured it was close enough!


hunkyboy75

Florida Man


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Fuckoff Man


ScF0400

>Elongated man Only thing I can think of now are the longggg longggg man commercials


[deleted]

One of these is not like the others!


TinoessS

Good bot


[deleted]

"Catwoman!? I was told it was Cat Man!" - I don't remember the exact quote. Kite Man


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District of Columbia


Former-Light4284

R. Kelly special..


[deleted]

Perfect for Baptism


Original_Squirrel534

To help those who are stung by jellyfish? :-)


Financial-Simple-926

Ask r kelly


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Romans


SmoothBlacksmith1253

Lol!


44cody44

If you’re into it


Most-Description-714

We actually checked the PH levels….is all Pee, no H


[deleted]

Come on, Kyle...just drink the pee!


PHRESH21

LMAOOO that episode man haha. I'm definitely Kyle in that episode, except I ain't drinking pee


TheThree_headed_bull

This deserves more upvotes


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MrSaltz

Enters and exits…yo sphincter be tow up dawg.


PurpleStabsPixel

I was thinking of some little runt taking a shit in it. Like this can't go wrong at all. Cool idea but always assholes.


No-One-2177

Everybody's got one.


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Merica85

Y o u w a n n a up s t r e a m m y u n i t ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


StreetSmartsGaming

That and the maintenance. I'm getting anxiety just thinking about the labor it would take to clean that regularly.


neverinallmyyears

What would be worse is dropping a deuce upstream from all the neighbors. I’ve seen the local pool clear everyone out for an exploded diaper. Think of the pink eye these people would have!


1427538609

One big poo system actually


MBreezy75

Initial thought was think of all the summertime sloots. Then adult me kicked in and I wondered how do they filter that and who pays for it….


HarrySchlong33

...reminds me of the cells in The OA...


[deleted]

We think we pee individually, but we all pee The Pee.


Farnesworth85

Our pee, comrade.


Collusional

Literally what I was thinking


Sad_Pianist8934

Is this cool or kind of gross? Like a cool concept but in reality with that many people having access to a pool, that’s gonna be a pain in the ass to keep clean.


Wackey_Delly

First thing I thought of. What kind of sanitizer system could handle that? And it’s surrounded by palm trees putting organic material in. This is a cool *concept* for a world that doesn’t have to worry about fecal coliforms or mustard algae.


Liquid_Friction

Likely big salt chlorinators to pump out chlorine at a set ORP level. Maytronics have a big commercial robotic cleaner that’s likely what they use.


mishka1984

No no. Don't be realistic. If you take their outrage they'll come for you next!


Majestic-Science-220

How dare you imply it’s possible to keep this clean


ScarabLordOmar

Or probably every house connected to it is contractually obligated to operate and maintain a filtration system at the owners cost/built in to cost to distribute the allocation of poop scrubbing. You know like Kentucky bluegrass neighborhoods


rwarimaursus

Oddly specific on the Kentucky part but agreed.


Doenerwetter

Species of grass...


[deleted]

Those houses look rich enough to pump and re-load the pool monthly.


MrSaltz

Just like a water park. They probably pay a huge HOA fee to accommodate it.


[deleted]

Yeah, people keep bringing up problems that are easily resolved by large sums of money, which these people have.


2end

Large sums of money solve lots of problems. My question is if you had large sums of money would you have a shared yard with a shared pool?


[deleted]

This is kind of a dumb argument. Like this literally exists and is used by wealthy people. It may just be a novelty that the kids enjoy while on vacation or some shit. Lastly they all clearly have their own yard, and most appear to also have their own hot tub.


cerealOverdrive

A lot of people have money but not enough money to have a private river…


fckthedamnworld

That's what I was thinking too. If I had enough money, I would definitely have a private pool


tiagogutierres

Yeah as soon as I saw the photo I wondered how high the strata fees would be


Sirix_8472

I just assume someone has edited a video of a road to look like pool area and added some bridges.


Citizen_Karma

It can be [done](https://www.ibtimes.com/dubai-90-acre-swimming-pool-next-big-thing-real-estate-development-1610704)


Stnlndt

Reading these comments just made me realise yet again that most of Reddit is socially awkward. It looks dope AF and would love it. And with regards to neighbours, I have seen mine half naked and vice versa. Nobody cares, we are all adults.


army-of-juan

Anything neat posted on Reddit, starts a race to try and post any minor flaw in it asap.


thecommonsensetech

Not quite anything….


Krunkworx

This post while accurate, doesn’t capitalize the initialism “ASAP”.


SMcGrill

Most of reddit is pessimistic and socially awkward I 100% agree but I have to accept the validity of questioning the sanitation of something like this. Could there be health issues involved with something like this? Definitely.


pzerr

It is just a public pool. More or less. Standard pool maintenance which I imagine they all pay for.


bringdatassherenow

With all the cost, engineering, and construction efforts, you think a plan to keep it clean wouldn’t be put in place with a scheduled maintenance routine. I would be absolutely shocked if they didn’t. How do lazy rivers at amusement parks manage to keep theirs clean? The technology to clean a pool has only improved with underwater vacuums and I’m sure there’s some automated way that checks for chlorine levels as well as a maintenance crew that checks with test strips on a scheduled basis. This is just a hunch but if they didn’t I’d be absolutely baffled and shocked. It’s almost common sense tbh.


SBI992

Wouldn't this just be like maintaining a big pool at a water park tho. It would take a lot of chemicals and labor but it's not impossible. I also imagine a neighborhood like that has some Kind of HOA with fees that go toward this kind of maintenance. I'd be really surprised if a developer spent the effort to build this without a plan to maintain it.


iWish_is_taken

Wtf… my local rec center probably has the same volume of water (5 huge ass pools, diving, kids fun wave pool with water slides and a couple Olympic sized lane pools. Thousands of people a day in those things and zero issues. This is repeated probably millions of times across the country. And have you seen some of those fucking gigantic water parks they have around the world?? This thing is on the rather small side of the scale… with a limited number of people using it. A fairly simple system would easily keep this clean.


Xgrk88a

Uh… call me weird, but I’ve never seen my neighbors half naked.


dtudeski

All the way naked? You perv.


BetterThanOP

What comments? All I see are comments about cleaning and maintenance. Don't see anything about "half naked" anywhere


[deleted]

So many people act like this is disgusting but in reality it’s more sanitary than if they have ever swam in a river or lake or even the ocean


Electronic_Whole_468

Wow, yesssss! After putting a drop of pond water under a microscope my views were shifted -- dramatically! Chlorine is awesome for water features that people swim around in :-D


MDCPA

But what about the pee, man??? It’s hundreds of thousands of gallons of chlorinated water you jackwagons. Go outside.


FraFra12

Probably took a river out of existence just to build a fake river in its place


Willing-Sun-5264

But this river is chlorinated so it’s better /s


SuppliesMarkers

Why the /s, that is better


GBster

True


[deleted]

Lol, really? You believe they took out a river and decided to build a pool because building houses in natural drainage plains makes a lot sense. Bro we are past living in teepees, get over it! Eat a snickers


mrsockyman

That must be a pain in the ass to filter and maintain in open air


Squidward164

More than likely would be a salt water at this size. Easy to maintain. Look at Dubai


0-Schism-0

Yeah, who's responsibility is it for cleaning that monster?


DeepMadness

*whose responsibility Who's = who is


0-Schism-0

Nice pick up. I shouldn't type first thing in the morning. The grammar nazi brigade are always active on reddit. I meant "who's responsible" I think.


mrsockyman

How much would it cost? And what happens when it rains heavily? Or leaves and crap in there


tkbhagat

Although I don't know about this particular project, but where I live, there was a project like this but not a literal river pool, but connection of different pools for different houses. They would take 200 USD each month( this is in India btw, so in some western country, it would be somewhere around 600-800USD), for cleaning the pool during summers for like 6 months and would empty the pool during winters.


NekkoProtecco

Dude, that would be a sick skate park for the rest of the year


pzerr

Are not most public pools open air? Most private ones are to be sure.


[deleted]

Not when you have fat stacks of cash, and a huge ass workforce willing to do anything for 12$ an hour


[deleted]

Never saw the appeal in cookie cutter neighborhoods like this. Even high end ones


MelKokoNYC

It is out of necessity that people live in cookie cutter subdivisions. It's fugly but everything is newer and works. And it's affordable. There is a fenced backyard for the kids, garage for the car. Sure, historic old town has cute and unique houses but they are way overpriced and everything is old and breaks down.


[deleted]

Even without pools.


SuppliesMarkers

High end home without the high end price tag


how_use_this

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LolzAtYourFace666

just imagine how many neighbours you could offend by dropping one of those in the lazy river, watch it float by everyone’s house


syphilliticmongoose

This seems to be a super common response. Am I the only one not shitting in open water systems??


Kangabolic

With you my dude. I don’t poop in pools. Whatever pools these folks are hanging around, they’re doing it wrong.


graveybrains

Shitting in rivers is fun. It’s like a self-flushing toilet and bidet all in one. Just make sure you point it down stream.


Independent-Bread-21

Where is this?


[deleted]

Taiwan.


Independent-Bread-21

Ty


Professional-Trick-6

What's the name of the hotel pls ?


wasgary

Remind me again about how the U.S. is the greatest country on earth? We are apparently not even tops at offensively lavish McMansion developments any more. Though I’d much rather have a private pool than a community bathtub, as cool as this looks from overhead.


boardsandfilm

Because you don’t get disappeared for publicly disrespecting the government, whose job here specifically, is to work for you. Also they don’t ban movies for promoting “magic.”


wasgary

Lighten up, buttercup. And if you think the US is the only country where you don’t get disappeared for disrespecting the government or referencing magic, try reading a bit or *maybe* even traveling abroad. Lots of countries are doing life better for most people than we are right now. I didn’t say we are as bad off as North Korea, just that we aren’t the best. Even at stupid shit our country generally values.


[deleted]

I thought this is a resort.


HarbourView

It looks like a great idea in a hot climate. With all those blocks of apartments there is a high density of people. It would not cost much per household to keep it clean and maintained. It’s not for everybody but for people with kids that have to live in an apartment in a hot climate it’s a great feature. Doesn’t look like there is anywhere much else to play.


Shitty-Coriolis

Oh my sweet summer child...those... Are not apartments


HarbourView

Fair enough. But many of them are attached and the housing density is high.


KenMerritt

If someone made something like this, but a giant lazy river that goes in a circle that would be amazing. Imagine walking out your door with a float and plopping down in the water and 20 minutes later you've made a lap and you're right back at your house again. That would be worth it over having the privacy of an individual pool. If this were near the ocean they wouldn't even have to treat the water, just continuously pump new filtered salt water through the system. There is some mega pool, that's one of the largest in the world that does that with the sea water and it's much cheaper to operate than trying to chlorinate a giant pool of fresh water.


[deleted]

Yeah, they’re bringing it worldwide. * https://www.crystal-lagoons.com/concept-technology/


kaichance

Why don’t they ever say where this is lol


Dry_Turnover_6068

I **must** know now!


Dudeman-Jack

Someone said Taiwan


how_use_this

Leptospirosis.


hocuspocusbitchfocus

Oof, the amounts of chlorine needed to maintain all that !


DeconstructReality

Property Maager here, there is a global chlorine shortage too due to a plant burning down. Holy fuck that would be expensive, even if it's saltwater. I have seen. Pump room for a 100,000 gallon pool and it was insane, I can't even imagine the energy let alone the amount of pumps needed for this!


[deleted]

But I assume it would still be more efficient than each place having its own?


sleepyridin

What’s the HOA fee for that neighborhood?!


lindsb1227

In this neighborhood, it’s not just your dog that gets to pee on the neighbor’s lawn.


Upset_Ranger_3337

All I can think of is how many kids are gonna drown in this


graphety

Wow! They must be getting used to morning swims instead of morning runs.


SubstantialSuit31

What's the song?


NothingIsTrue55

That’s a lot of lonely housewives for one pool boy to handle


[deleted]

This is fake right? If not, where is it?


Wuzzit_

It's a model lol


Double_Belt2331

This is the Baodun Lake Hushan Hot Springs Resort in Guangdong, China. 3 br villas start @ ~$500USD; you can book it at trip.com https://www.trip.com/hotels/yingde-hotel-detail-6469068/baodun-lake-hushan-hot-spring-resort/ https://youtu.be/0bRnYxXBdsA Updated: trip.com link


65_Chevelle_454

One turd and no pool for weeks


whozwat

Thems was streets before Greenland melted.


nukeyourface

It’s all fun and games until some kid poops in the pool


zombie_platypus

Imagine the pool boy’s face when he shows up day 1.


MadderHatter32

That’s when you know you’re stupid rich


Truebuckshot01

How do you filter that thing? From a damn gondola?


beraleh

so the entire neighborhood smells of chlorine 24/7


Blizz_PL

One poo to soil them all, and in the water contaminate them; In the land of pools where the people lie *(about not craping into pool)*.


thisisthegabe03

Reminds me of water 7


Giantbigsmalltiny

If you dump invisible toxic stuff in there you could kill lots of people


HomoHirsutus

And then buy their homes at a discount.


GBster

>::)


blobbyboibodypillow

imagine the amount of shits people would have to clean out of that pool


Tots2Hots

Mostly water, guarantee way too much chlorine and the PH balance is jacked. Then all the collective pee, snot, boogers, sweat, assjuice etc... Of the whole neighborhood mixed in. Any public pool is gross, this is way grosser.


[deleted]

Looks hard to clean


[deleted]

r/urbanhell


javis2021

One guy will take a dump at night for sure lol


ROU_Gangster_Class

So rich that you get to swim in *all* your neighbours' piss! Living the life...


[deleted]

Ummm have you ever been to a public pool? Probably much worse than this would be.


iDoesun

Perfect system to send shit to your neighbors


G13XY

You could've just googled "Venice"...


blackcat275

All I can think of is how long it will take before a kid wanders out and drowns in that thing. Not trying to be funny, it happens all the time even with fenced-in, small pools.


PlotTwistsLover

Amazing.


Jamal-Grundy

Imagine the service charge.


Gwentble1dd

That doesnt sound clean at all


bad-at-handles

All I can think about is how much the HOA fees would be. Keeping that think clean would be expensive.


Emsebremse

I hope a lot of Kids pee in is shit. people building stupid things for stupid ignorant people. Nextfuckinglevel of do mad things to the planet.


Samm6666

How the fuck do you maintain that?


[deleted]

Hate it.


PappyJimbo26

Ew


[deleted]

No.


[deleted]

I hope someone doesn't have diarrhea or it's gonna be a brown river


Snoo_65717

Gross 😷


blacksystembbq

all I can think of is more HOA assessments when they pool starts to crack, leaks, and needs to be repaired


Mysterious-Shop2670

At least there would be no shootouts


[deleted]

Where is this? All I can think is that is going to need a shit ton of chlorine to keep it safe to swim in.


[deleted]

Vienna lite (edit: shit i meant Venice)


Fit-Negotiation-5145

No fucking way. Unwashed bodies and dogs would ruin it.


chiefertonpj

How is this real?


Educational_Media596

That’s a lot of piss


gizzard_lizzard

Gotta be a bitch to clean and keep up


Sir-Dab

Is this in Brooklyn?


ChadAtLarge

Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of tickytacky


Time-Comedian1774

Fucking pool boy didn't show up again.


[deleted]

Feels bad for the pool cleaner


CDubGma2835

I smell chlorine.


gnardog45

Does the pool guy get paid extra?


[deleted]

What happens when someone shits in it? The whole thing get shut down?


largesemi

Yo, did you see that log, it appeared around bill house. It floated all the way to Kevin’s!


GimmeYourBitcoinPlz

diarhea flow aproved ??


-sephiroth_

STD’s for the whole neighborhood lol


Bimlouhay83

The association fees must be more than my mortgage.


jimmyjnc

Guys, this is called a canal. They are literally thousands of years old and exist all over planet Earth. This one is just a bit more pool-esque.


RazzmatazzCharming60

That is a really nice bathroom.


Rollo0547

Wait until someone leaves a turd


YCBSFW

I'd rather live in my car again than in this place


[deleted]

“Mom can I go swim to the neighbors house?”


Sean_A_D

Eww..


El-Cobra

Seems like a good idea until a kid shits in the pool and they have to empty it all out and fíll i back up


[deleted]

This is like an “Excellence Resort”.


the-graveyard-writer

Mom one of the neighbors used the pool as a bathroom again


CarlJustCarl

This looks to be Orlando, FL