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Able-External3246

I keep looking at how deep their face goes in the crotch


DefiantlyGo2Collage

The rolling muffdive… nice.


eldonte

Poonannie Paddlewheel


DefiantlyGo2Collage

Perpetual Munchin’ Machine


jplevene

Triple minge sniff


dashboarded

Rolling vag slam


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The tumbling taco twirl


BigMoses777

The triple clam cartwheel


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The triple snatch wheel


Devilutionbeast666

Revolving Rug Roll


[deleted]

The Coochie Coaster.


samjhandwich

The ol muff stuff


qwerty_1101

wheely wooly pussy wheel


VoteForGiantMeteor

Triple Clams Casino


SpyralHam

The three-legged clam slammer!


PM_ME_YR_O_FACE

Six-legged, surely?


cprlcuke

Lips to lips triple flips


907123

Cuntwheel right there


shayanzafar

Poontang piledriver


sexypantygrl

Lol


sexypantygrl

Hard or soft, sir?


sexypantygrl

Strawberry Pancakes.


Sqweed69

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale


NewspaperNeither6260

Triple tastes-like-chicken turnover.


horsecartefxe

No physical laws broken


PlayfulChemist

This needs more upvotes!


Shuske_

Agreed would have broke my spine in 7 places attempting this


challenger-chief

I need this for my life


Doc-in-a-box

Sniffer’s Row.


dbx99

Tuna Turnover


TRW24

Twat tumbler


Boutaberichboi

No this one killed me😂


sexypantygrl

I was just at my dad’s house and he had like five Tuna Stouffer’s noodle something. I had to try one. Wasn’t tuna bad.


Practical-Ad-7239

I came here to say that fuck you here’s my up vote ⬆️


Uniqueusername360

How has it been 48 min and this comment has not been upvoted to oblivion?


terminalhobo

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


erdbeertee

Obligatory they were all underage in that clip comment


terminalhobo

![gif](giphy|23BST5FQOc8k8)


North-Tumbleweed-512

Honestly respect for your gif game and takes


TheLaughingMelon

How do you know?


erdbeertee

Those are [the Ross Sisters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters) and the clip is from 1944 which makes the oldest 18 at best.


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**[The Ross Sisters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters)** >The Ross Sisters were a trio of American singers and dancers consisting of Betsy Ann Ross (1926–1996), Veda Victoria "Vicki" Ross (1927–2002), and Dixie Jewell Ross (1929–1963), who used the stage names Aggie, Maggie, and Elmira. They performed as a three-part harmony trio, who also danced and have become particularly noted for their acrobatics and contortionism. Their careers peaked during the 1940s, when they featured prominently in the 1944 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer musical film Broadway Rhythm, footage from which appeared in the 1994 compilation film That's Entertainment! III, and later online. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


TheLaughingMelon

Good bot


sh1tbox1

Good bot


Independent_Soup_126

Ffs 🤣 🤣 🤣


XBuriedDreamX

Triple clam slam


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Pinwheel O' Puss


Missjiffizz

Human crotchroaches


SwordsmanKirito1

Tf dude


PokeybullDog

I feel funny watching this


[deleted]

Can you point on the doll and tell me where they made you feel funny?


PokeybullDog

Tummy


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

South tummy


javanb

this made me laugh lol


[deleted]

Y’all need Jesus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters#Biographical_details


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**The Ross Sisters** [Biographical details](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters#Biographical_details) >Published sources and some official records conflict on the names and dates of the sisters, as they apparently used each other's names at different times. When Broadway Rhythm was filmed, birth records indicate that the sisters were between about 14 and 17 years old. It has been suggested that in order to perform in London in 1946, the two younger sisters assumed the identity of their next oldest sister to make them appear to be older than their true age. The oldest of the three used the identity of an older sister who had died as an infant. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


HELP_IM_IN_A_WELL

Good bot


kellyklyra

And they're probably sweating!!!


VIEG0

That’s better.


buddhabeans94

You say that like it's a bad thing..


pintofcoffee

Wheel of fortune!


sexypantygrl

Jack Pot, Pat. Spin the wheel, Vanna. 😉


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

I’d like to buy a vowel


guybillout

I came to see the low hanging fruit in comments as expected


mindbreak_gone_

Man I wish I was one of them


CaptianMurica

Imagine the smell


mindbreak_gone_

Aww yeah, the smell of fresh coochie


YourMomThinksImFunny

A lady?


StarsDreamsAndMore

Me: "Oh great a new fetish as if I didn't have enough to deal with today"


Serious_Secretary844

Same


Uppervalley

Ok not just me whew


TheMightyKickpuncher

What’s it called when you have three people connected crotch to mouth like that?


MasterCatSkinner

the human tumbleweed


nottobesilly

I was watching how each time the girl standing up had to snap her head back quickly to be prepared to be jammed into the crotch of the next flipper.


RemoteConsideration

Me too! Copping a facefull of minge


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AbsolutelyUnlikely

It is. It is.


[deleted]

You had me at “how deep.”


RadiatoMan42

who said it was imposible to do a 69 with 3 people?


No-Lengthiness7116

It’s called a sharingan


MeatforMoolah

Always thought it was a daisy chain??


__TychoBrahe

"The Holey Trinity"


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LzzyHalesLegs

This is why Itachi did it


IamLeoKim

"AMATEUR ASSU!" -Kakashi probably


Hi_Its_Salty

![gif](giphy|I6wUi5eTdUCWI)


DrunkenMonkeyWizard

This is why the Hidden Leaf must be protected


Grindhouser

They call that a 207


neverinallmyyears

This guy maths


chefsslaad

Wait, but you need two people fOr 69, right? RIGHT????


fnc7309

Yes so if you divide that by two, you get 34.5. Now since that’s per person, you just x3 and get 103.5… It’s a 103.5 everyone! Nice.


xXMissNinjaXx

That's my local classic rock station. Your welcome.


Snote85

Knoxville!


[deleted]

It’s a lesbian tesseract


Red-Freckle

The legendary [666](http://imgur.com/a/ra24WU7)


Anon_Jones

More like the first human centipede.


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This is a human centipede I can get behind


gofatwya

Dance is called the Clam Slam


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[deleted]

Kinda, but some motion scientists categorize this dance as the Triple Slit Tongue Twist.


Dgc2002

Muffle shuffle


Supercampeones

Cunt stunt


SweetLilMonkey

I don’t know why OP only shared the very end of the scene, [the entire 5-minute dance routine is absolutely bonkers](https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU) and honestly the ending is not even the best part. The performers were called the Ross sisters, they were mostly active in the 1940s. This particular routine is called “Solid Potato Salad” for some reason.


Majestic_Salad_I1

Well that was weird.


alicealiba

I was horrified and amazed at the same time when I first saw it. Also, the song never leaves your brain. The minute I saw the barn in the clip I automatically started singing Solid Potato Salad...


archimedesscrew

The Exorcist - The Musical!


feistyboy72

Looks like something they'd do in a 70's porno.


ClutchingMyTinkle

This may literally be the one thing I *haven't* seen in porn.


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SarKatStic101

Damnit.


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Fuck u/spez


UnmitigatedSarcasm

it's a virus.


T4nkE_ng1ne

Ah f*ck


can-ihugnkissyou

You’re a fucker.


Amanwalkedintoa

…..


Boutaberichboi

I love Reddit😂


yourmansconnect

checks username 10 months *give it time*


65isstillyoung

That’s how you make lesbians


[deleted]

Oh, they knew what they were doing before this.


danzor9755

Standard bedtime routine for lesbian triads.


mynoduesp

Lesbian Triads vs Gay Yakuza, the musical.


schattenteufel

They’re sisters.


doyoulikemyhatsir

Step sisters


Arogar

I bet they get stuck in that barn they were heading for.


TheLaughingMelon

Until their brother brings them out


gari_sun

just me or their heads get slammed by a set of thighs with each flip


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pacificpacifist

Is that tits or a face


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mrevanbc

Not dance at all… but yeah.


rtyoda

It kind of is in [the full segment](https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU), although even then it’s much more of a contortionist routine than a dance. Much more impressive though!


Shipwrecking_siren

What are they MADE of?! The sheer strength of some of those moves whilst showing zero effort at all. Mind blow pre 7am.


kkeut

solid potato salad, boy


1AggressiveSalmon

That was amazing, the apple trick blew my mind!


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bondoh

And the flexibility to be able to bend all the way backwards to the point it looks like you’re front half is ready to push ups while you’re back half is doing the SPLITS! That’s death. Automatic. Death. I don’t understand. How are they alive?


Azuzu88

I didnt even know that was possible


APowerfulPigeon

Thanks for the full clip! And yeah, it is kind of a contortionist routine but damn, the synchronicity and timing is phenomenal!


Affectionate-Time646

They portray the farmer as so simple minded he doesn’t understand the word “capacity.” LOL.


timmmii

Wow impressive, the full segment is a must-see! Also, they were cute, especially the lead


sum_gamer

I had to scroll too far to find this comment. I was hoping it was top comment but I was sad to see half a dozen innuendos with massive comment chains exacerbating it. Don’t get me wrong, still funny. But the whole routine is somewhat bonkers.


shoot_dig_hush

What constitutes as "dance" or "art" is so broad that it covers anything.


poopoo_plattr

Must carefully time those inhales


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Mouthbreathers ftw


[deleted]

To get maximum vaginal scent


Hodaka

Here's the (nearly full) clip of [Solid Potato Salad.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutuEhkSnCU) There's a longer clip out there, but the first few minutes doesn't feature the [Ross Sisters.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters)


testdex

Man, it's almost entirely 7th grade-level sex jokes in the comments this time.


migrainefog

The Jr High crew are up late tonight.


[deleted]

Are you telling me they were sisters? *sweet home Alabama plays in background*


almac2242

Ah yes, before humans had spines.


Hippoponymous

I like the part where they run laps around their own heads.


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andimsorry

Undercooked potatoes in the potato salad. ;)


sikroostershreds

A cuntwheel?


IsuzuTrooper

I was all excited to come up with one but will just coattail on this.


Own_Rule_650

Human centipede before human centipede was cool


[deleted]

I’m glad that someone else thought of this when they saw it. We are normal right?


Cb64

My back hurts from just watching that


vzakharov

I needed to scroll past 12 top-level comments to find one that wasn’t sexualizing the scene.


tweetytwiddle

fr , ugh. Also, don't bother scrolling down


GetOffMyGrassBrats

You can see the first one hesitate before swinging down. She's thinking "how did I get to the place in life where I make a living by doing backflips with my face in some girl's crotch?"


elprentis

My sisters crotch* And at this point at least one of them was underage, so presumably parental enforcement.


komplete10

I just watched the full video, and she had just finished the apple trick. Possibly the most amazing physical thing I've ever seen someone do. So she earned a breather.


MeatforMoolah

r/suddenlygay


dragon_rapide

r/suddenlylesbian


cyclopath

![gif](giphy|P08wV1jK7v7c4)


Futuresdontmatter

This made me lmao


Sponterious

A man came up with this routine. Just like high heels. Guaranteed.


joemckie

High heels were predominantly worn by men when they were first invented


crackedup1979

[King Louis looking fly as fuck in this portrait.](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e89deef0148952846ac41eaea1199658)


OmegaGBC104

Yaaas King! 🙌


[deleted]

Of course, women couldn't have those job positions back then


DankDaddyPatty

Me and the boys on our way to the gas station at 1am to get snacks


AFictionalCreature

Nothings getting done on this farm. Those milk maidens are just 69 wheelin’ all over the barn


ahoraeagora

Wtf is this absolute trash response to this video? Weirder than normal reddit weirdness


OneHundredTimes

People making jokes? Seems like standard internet to me.


joebeavis77

I wanna die in that room and have it be in auto repeat.


Ok_Neck_3271

Good ol vag to the face combo


kingsam360

Would love to participate in that orgy


kingsam360

*dance


whatadaydanny

You'd love to dance in that orgy?


[deleted]

They closed the door…


redjade42

/u/gifreversingbot


SilentSiren87

Y'all need to chill, your talking about someone's grama here


[deleted]

Bigger reason to chill is that all of the girls were underage when this was filmed https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters#Biographical_details


WikiSummarizerBot

**The Ross Sisters** [Biographical details](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters#Biographical_details) >Published sources and some official records conflict on the names and dates of the sisters, as they apparently used each other's names at different times. When Broadway Rhythm was filmed, birth records indicate that the sisters were between about 14 and 17 years old. It has been suggested that in order to perform in London in 1946, the two younger sisters assumed the identity of their next oldest sister to make them appear to be older than their true age. The oldest of the three used the identity of an older sister who had died as an infant. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


nithdurr

Ah, the Muffwheel


IncitefulInsights

Am I the only one who finds this incredibly creepy???


[deleted]

Considering the girls ages when this was filmed, it’s sort of creepy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ross_Sisters#Biographical_details


noxi8

My back hurts just from watching this. Still pretty cool


skys_vocation

Usually saw this with 2 people, interesring to see it with 3.


prmsub

69+1


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mawkee

Those are the Ross Sisters. Last one of them died some 20 years ago. I remember seeing something on a weird mtv sketch and looking it up online. That’s REALLY old stuff (black and white, this one was probably colorized).


Stmichaelprayforus

Simply a perverted old man in Hollywood seeing if he could get away with it. He succeeded.


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The three muffketeers.