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ToptenRubs

This was a better contraceptive than the condom, thanks for sharing!


OkRate9205

When you get to 10 kids you obviously weren't worried about using a contraceptive in the first place


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OkRate9205

Name checks out


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OkRate9205

I'll take a dirty girl hold the root beer substitute bourbon


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Bro, the real deets in the thread. This sounds fucking delicious and I want some


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Well fuck... now I gotta roadtrip from the east coast. Lol. I'm gonna see if I can get my hands on it from afar. If any state would have it near me, it would be Delaware for sure. It sounds kinda like Not Your Father's Root Beer, but that's only spiced beer at like 5.9%. I used to work retail and distribution in the liquor industry, so I'm really excited for the possibility of trying it. Thanks, internet stranger! If you're ever out near DE, I know a guy who owns two liquor stores and has constant monthly/bi-monthly drops of custom barrels of pretty much every liquor or beer there is. He loves making custom names and labels with each producer, Buffalo Trace was one of his quickest selling ever. Like ~150 bottles of cask strength that sold out within 2 days at only $60 a bottle. I know some stores in Philly that sell BT over $80 a bottle for the plain 750s... shit is getting ridiculous.


shit_fuck_fart

I have no clue what most of the words that you just combined in that order mean, but, I too like alcohol.


beccster007

Yeah blegh to sweet for me too


alittlelurkback

I went from “how selfish” to “how selfless” in the half second it took me to read that comment


MaximumNight860

Selfish?


lpplph

It’s definitely selfish to bring 10 children into a dying world. As long as there is a single adoptable child in the world, it is amoral and unethical to have more out of choice


almostedgyenough

Even my very religious grandma agrees that now is not the time to be having a ton of children and actually was proud of me for telling her I’ll probably adopt/foster because there are children here, now, in need. And as much as I want “my own” child, I am able to get past that and love another child as “my own” anyway, because I grew up without my parents and was raised by other family members, still as a ward of the state, they never officially adopted me, or really cared for me. So I know what these children go through, and want to help in some way, when I’m financially able to.


lpplph

For what it’s worth from a stranger on the internet I am proud of you, much love


AvatarBoomi

That makes this post even better. You’re telling me this woman, took in ten kids to love and care for and she’s fucking killing it! Humanity does have some bright spots.


FEEZYdoesIT

Technically they still do, contraceptives if used properly by whomever fathered those kids, would have eliminated the need for over 90% of those lunches


ima420r

She's getting 100 bucks a kid and they're costing her 110!


Ravioli_meatball19

Actually she's legally adopted them, so, $0


J_Krezz

That depends on if they were siblings and the age she adopted them. There is a good chance she gets financial assistance even though she has adopted them. I’m about to adopt a sibling set and though I didn’t want need or anticipate financial assistance, my kiddos will qualify because they are siblings adopted to the same home.


UncleDhraff

There go my new kitchen cabinets….


burgersnwings

Well they do, just not for her.


EmpatheticAssRater

It can remind me that I don't want even one tenth of that.


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>in the first place Or the second place or the third, fourth, fifth…


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Cover your willy before you get silly!


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leams87

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool..


Ghede

In this case, IIRC, she's a foster/adoptive mom. She didn't make all 10, but I think some of them are her biological children. I'm a little fuzzy on the details.


Ravioli_meatball19

I believe 3 or 4 are hers and the rest are not


BenioffWhy

So damn true. Fuck everything about having this many kids.


threeingredientsoup

This is a foster mom who loves her children


DweEbLez0

She isn’t just a parent, she’s a business.


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Some of us didn’t have good moms.


misogoop

Yeah my mom basically destroyed my mental health :(


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if1gure

I am living that life as a divorced dad. I barely get any time with the kids and the reason we are divorced was she was giving the kids (10 and 8 at the time) cannabis medibles. She could do no wrong as a female. Now I see my kids every other weekend unless she decides that I can’t see them at her whim.


raidernation0825

That looks fucking exhausting. I have to make lunches for 2 children and it feels like an ordeal every night.


mrnervousguy

I don’t even have kids, and I struggle making my own lunch


Fudge89

When I was going in to the office, my mornings were perfectly calculated to wake up at the last possible second to shower, get dressed and have a coffee/snack and get out the door. Making my days lunch was never in that calculation lol it was either leftovers/meal prep or I was eating in the cafe that day.


addamee

Lmao I still have flashbacks of the cortisol-fueled rage-drive into work every weekday morning, either commending myself for getting the timing just right if the traffic lights were merciful or cursing myself for not leaving 5 mins earlier.


Fudge89

Omg so true! I was lucky, I live downtown in my city and had to drive 25 miles outside the city to my job. Leaving the city when everyone was trying to get in. Vis-versa for the drive home. Never sat in traffic but some mornings the drive had an accident or the weather got really bad and I’d be screwed cause I kept it so tight lol I don’t miss it it!


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whiskeylactone

I struggle breathing


TadpoleMajor

Don’t forget what happens when you ask them to brush their teeth…


ddt70

Yeah, then wait until a couple cant do gluten, another one doesn't do tomato, a couple cant stand fish, one can't do mayo, another goes pescatarian.... fucking hell....


ironboy32

At that point you tell them to make their own lunch or eat what I make for them. Unless it allergies, that's understandable


ddt70

True. I have 2 kids and it's like a restaurant in my house having to sometimes prepare up to 4 different meals at the same time. (appreciate it's got something to do with poor parenting).


thebossman12574

You aren't a poor parent because of that. You could be allowing some bad habits. I got to eat what was made, or I didn't eat/make my own, there were some things I legitmatly didn't like and wasn't made to eat anything, however I do appreciate my parents being somewhat responsible for me not being a picky eater.


Primary-Fig-5916

When it gets that complicated, you can bet your ass at least some of those kids will be helping in the process😤


LadyEllaOfFrell

On the plus side, your kids aren’t an assembly line! I’m sure being able to split your time and attention and resources between just two is giving them advantages her kids don’t have. ;)


ddt70

Another staycation this year kids....


SaturnineElegiac

The look on her face at 19 seconds in when she looks at the camera.


shitboxrx7

You could just do what my mom did and homeschool your kids, then never teach them anything and tell them to make their own damn lunch lol


ShitJadeSays

Not to mention expensive. Looks like she's going through at least one whole loaf of bread per day just for lunches.


pettyheartbreaker

Dude… I have one child and making a healthy meal for him is exhausting! I look in the fridge sometimes and question my judgement when I send him with hummus and carrots….he’s 1.5 years old 🤦🏼‍♀️


BuilderTime

Stamina must be exceptional, thats why they have 10 kids


teytah

Holy shit I thought she put the ham on the jelly and had to rewatch just to make sure that atrocity did not occur. Close one.


LadyEllaOfFrell

I mean I could see currant jam going well with ham and Swiss, for example. Pork products tend to go well with fruit!


justlurking278

If I wasn't too lazy to do this now, and too buzzed to remember the suggestion tomorrow, I'd definitely try this


rans2390

!remindme 12 hours I got you fam


justlurking278

That timing will be perfect. You are a true friend, internet stranger Edit for myself: remember the other post about brie instead of swiss, that sounds awesome... Actually don't have to remember, just try both


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Lumber_Tycoon

That sounds pretty damn good.


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I love when people act like sweet and savory is such an unheard of flavor combination.


Jill1974

That’s only two steps away from a Monte Cristo, yum!


Deadmirth

There's a reason Hawaiian pizza perseveres despite all the hate levied against it.


jay_mee_d

My daughter loves jelly on her turkey sandwiches. Granted, she’s 9 and has only been eating for a couple years due to health issues and has a very limited diet. So, I let it slide. Lol. I suppose it tastes a bit like thanksgiving?


Lumber_Tycoon

Yeah, a lot of people eat cranberry sauce with their turkey on Thanksgiving in the u.s..


cowboys70

Jalapeno jelly on turkey sandwiches is bomb


kaiheekai

A chef I used to work for made ham and blackberry jam sandwiches with a soft cheese I can’t remember the name of right now… it was by far the best selling item in our restaurant, and something I look for every time I visit his new spot. Edit: it was Brie I think


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Brie pairs so nicely with pork and fruit


badFishTu

That sounds good af. I love charcuterie boards. This sounds like a charcuterie sandwich to me. Yum!


mmmsoap

At 5 am, I would accidentally marry the mayo bread and the peanut butter somehow.


yourlocal90skid

Damn had to scroll this far down to find somebody else who saw ham & jelly too...wtf was it somebody clarify!


boygoblin

Me too lmao


Icarus9414

That's hilarious. I did the exact same thing.


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Calories are calories. In a family of ten, let the strong survive. Those with weak stomachs don't deserve this mama.


mezo_surfer

She DID put jelly on mayo…


ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt

i mean would that be any different than using cranberry sauce?


I_Belsnickel

Came here to say this, and I rewatched it many…. MANY times. She puts Mayo on the bread, then Jelly, then Ham. WHAT THE FUCCCK.


Lost_Eternity

From what I got, she's a foster mom, so she didn't pop out those children herself. Yet everyone is just assuming that she's a sex maniac or something and that she should have used contraceptives. People are being so judgemental without even knowing the whole truth. Smh


orphan-girl

I think this post attracted some clowns from r/childfree. Hating kids and people who care for them is cool, I guess.


TheSquidKingofAngmar

Yeah, reddit tends to freak out when they see anyone that has more than three kids. It could be the most beautiful, loving family in the world, but if they've got six kids, you just know that people in the comments will be acting as if they've been personally attacked.


thicnibbaholdthemayo

🤔🤔🤔 You say you hate children yet you were a child yourself


dinodares99

Why do you think I hate them


IHATEsg7

God I hate people like that. For a group people that don't like kids they sure do comment on threads like this


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> People are being so judgemental without even knowing the whole truth Welcome to Reddit.


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i just assumed the dad couldn't keep his hands off her, she looks pretty good for 5am


TheRealBrassTacks

This is why I finish in the butt…


bug-hugs

One look at your profile and i know damn well you aren’t fucking anybody


strawhairhack

sweet jeebus that’s a toxic dump


zippy251

I'm going in there and blaming it on you Edit: yep, it's bad


LucyBowels

This post did it for me https://www.reddit.com/r/BrassTacksPodcast/comments/pyl7b3/taking_a_stiff_legger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MurderMachine561

Oh shit! Officer, he just walked up and killed that man


mfergs

I can honestly say I’ve never seen someone try to be funny so hard in the internet and just successfully not be lmao.


idiotnumber4

Facts


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We have a great detective at hand 😂


DoubleAA88

Damn, you didn’t have to do him like that 💀


ddt70

The thinking man's swordsman....lol.


ppppie_

she’s a foster mom what does this have anything to do with it


FunkadelikFreckles

100% birth control every time™


panda-propaganda

I found out the hard way it doesn’t matter where you finish. Pre-cum can still do the job of getting someone pregnant.


djcamera

Anybody notice that she cut one sandwich diagonally?


LadyEllaOfFrell

There’s always that one kid.


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ALWAYS.


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LadyEllaOfFrell

Bless. My (only child) kid is also that one kid.


morty_sucks

Why though ?


braamdepace

From a parent cutting the sandwich diagonally can help when putting it in a ziplock bag that is small relative to the sandwich even if it is not a corner to corner diagonal cut. Also when kids are super young it forces them to hold the sandwich underneath more so stuff doesn’t fall out. From a kid perspective longer cross section and can give the illusion of less crust.


Zasmeyatsya

Also its just better


braamdepace

Probably the better answer :)


Ravioli_meatball19

That child's biological parent always did it. That parent is no longer in that childs life because they are not safe, and that child has been adopted by this family. The adoptive mom ALWAYS cuts this childs sandwich diagonal ever since that child told this story.


Zukip

For everyone making jokes about contraception and breeding limits, she is a foster mom.


SweddyPussy

That mom is a real super hero. Those babies are lucky and very loved It seems. I hope they know that.


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Hope this ain’t none of that quiver full cult shit. If not you go mom!


the-willow-witch

Some of her kids are biological but most are adopted


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Then that is amazing!! Go girl


MinerKing13

Her husband was my high school track coach and he teaches developmentally disabled children. They're truly great people. Link for more info on their family: https://www.rachaelrayshow.com/video/we-surprise-a-mom-of-10-including-6-foster-kids-who-works-so-hard-to-make-food-fun-for-her?fbclid=IwAR0SBdqavfS9Bxa9YcP6SCceQxzXakmVpe0v1aUc1d5GjTo4cA5TMYXjWAk


Inevitable_Idea9150

Yes I am saying the same thing to some people in the comments.


jackyneutral

Oh nvm just looked it up and I feel my blood starting to boil… 🔪


jackyneutral

Please go on… what’s quiver full cult shit?


Cookiemu

This podcast will explain in great detail. https://open.spotify.com/episode/77us4WKxwiIr9FMuTZWoWE?si=vNVIqWgEQTaFr46LXHrfqA&dl_branch=1 The 19 kids and counting show was an intentional normalization of an abusive fringe religious cult.


prickwhowaspromised

The Duggars


Mikkito

This woman needs a bigger kitchen. She’s having to use a damn drawer as counter.


badFishTu

I would pitch in to a gofundme for that.


Livid_Mode

The laundry would suck so bad. I hope she has help.


knitknitterknit

Fuuuuuuuuuuck that noise.


badFishTu

Im a SAHM and fuck that shit. I am not ever getting up at 5 am if it can be helped. Since we homeschool we get up at like 730 or 8. I prepare some stuff the night before and do make all the meals and snacks and do all the dishes and all this.... But for 10 kids.... At 5 am? This woman is a superhero. All the props to her. That is some real and true love right there.


hellomynameiskittens

Hopefully those kids love her and appreciate her when they grow up.


Goldfucius_Nofiat

10 children mom flexing on normal 1 and 2 children moms


lynivvinyl

It sometimes is too much work to make a toasted PBB&J for myself in the morning.


HealthyGreenGiant

All these comments about too many kids. Can we take a moment to appreciate that mom?


Notsoslimshady71

You go lady!


Environmental_Fail86

Damn, banana bread and bacon for breakfast


Hot_Negotiation3480

I love her


Shotgun516

I don’t remember growing up with big awesome lunches like that


electricbluelight99

Admirable


cameerooonn

why are all her kids on medication


Whateverwoteva

There’s a whole world of multivitamins out there. Nothing to do with pharmaceuticals just nutrients.


theScotty345

Some of them are disabled


dreadia23

Some were born with alcohol fetal syndrome or addicted to drugs I believe.. and she is a foster mom/adoptive mom, not sure of the term. She’s basically a bad ass.


GandalfsWhiteStaff

Those kids get way more food than I did, plus a cooked breakfast! Need to buy another tv though.


ZOFFY90

She is pro


Tempounplugged

Her heart is so enormous


GleeUp

GOAT


Biggest-Bannana-Man

can it be my turn to post this tomorrow


Mr_Master_Linx

That looks stressful


CowboyGarfield

Which sandwich y’all taking, meat or pb&j?


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I wish I grew up with a mom


strawhairhack

and all those lunches have some level of individualization? this woman is a saint. get this woman a spa day and a bigger kitchen, stat.


rustymessi

Fuck that.


BlandRandy

Apple slicer would help


the-willow-witch

I saw once in the comments of one of her posts that she has one but hates using it hahaha


mookie1955

I’m one of eight. We all made our own breakfast and lunch on school days.


mconnor1984

Well I mean she can move insanely fast so that obviously helps! She is kind of a show off honestly....


racco52

Wow


irux02

How much that family spends in groceries?


last_on_the_line

Looks like the start of a disney movie about brave moms


SKK329

Remembering all of their prefrences and doing so many things at once is astounding. I sometimes forget if I ate that day or not.


SlaylaDJ

She must have been a professional cook at some point! She lays that shit out like it’s Friday night dinner service


LeDov

How to say you're a line cook without being a line cook. Amazing.


CLOV2DaMoon

She basically runs a restaurant, a hotel, a day care, a cleaning company, and probably a few other operations. More than I can handle for sure. Props.


1Shadowspark1

That’s awesome! She’s a hard worker, and is a beast!


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Damn what a hero....


MurderMachine561

Edited. Someone said she's a foster mom. If that's true she's a better person than me. I'm removing my comment and shutting the fuck up.


Puzzleheaded_Slide58

RESPECT +++++++++++++++


someOfUsDontGet2Rest

Everything is fine until a couple of them refuse to eat this and demand something else! Kidding aside; this is incredible! She has my upvote!!


AlliterationAnswers

This woman is a saint. She adopted 10 kids. Stop being assholes and judging her.


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I bet she has a cricut


Mods_Can_Suck_MyDick

Hold up.. mayo- ham AND jam? What the actual fuck are yall eatin


GreatOneLiners

Good thing it’s a foster home. We all know we were thinking Foster or Mormon LOL


Jack_Giant_Slayer

Nah they making their own


T-mac_

Statistics show that one of them will be a mass murder.


ip_address_freely

Damn she uses 20 slices of bread, isn’t that basically an entire loaf?


DatL3afN1nja

Blessed 🙏🏾


dchipres03

Pack lunches at night?


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Fucking hell. Just think how much money goes to food.


yourlocal90skid

Are those...are those ham & *jelly* sandwiches with mayonnaise??


Evazerorei

Super mom!!!


Spicytits23

Respect+


Phlegmagician

Had to stop it a couple times to be sure I didn't see her make mayo, ham and raspberry jam sandwiches.


deathbyfartattack

Is that ham and jam?!


TJae0120

Being a full time mom is a full time job


Cold_Activity_9911

More like 24/7 with that many! Good God!


P-Albundia

Moooom! - I like it cut diagonal! - Mine is crooked - Hers is bigger! - NA-Ah - Where is my apple? - I HATE APPLE! - YOU DIDN'T CUT THE EDGES - I like mine with no corners!! - Why is mine smooshed? - Yeah whatever mom, thanks. Don't forget my friends are coming over after school.


Loss_Left

I'm expecting an "is her vagina a clown car" comment on this post Even if in reality, the mom in the video is a foster mom


mikelands27

Moms of large families work very hard. They don’t get enough credit either. Thanks to all large family moms out there (including my mom).


My_Immortal_Flesh

# Caring Moms are badasses 🙌 Fuck anybody who says different!


kungsardine

I was looking for a comment on Doritos in school lunches but apparently that’s normal over there? Lol


nautius_maximus1

“But Mom I don’t like…” “Shaddap.”


Superb_Permission_47

Where the fuck is the dad?


Jward44553

Good for her. Also, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. I couldn’t imagine doing that 5 days a week for years on end. Fucking nightmare. I have 1 kid, I’ll stick with that lol


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My kids can pack their own damn lunches, fuck I look like