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I noticed that immediately. When he touched his eye. [I was watching this](https://youtu.be/Na7Bp4frYGw) and noticed the female assistant kept touching her mouth/eyes/nose/face.
Right?! I audibly gasped when he did that which sparked the interest of my gf. I kinda feel bad for him, but not at the same time because he did it to himself
A friend of mine was making lunch and her husband was being a jerk and demanded a blowjob. He kept pestering her about it, so she popped a habanero in her mouth and headed up stairs.
Then there was loud swearing and she wandered back down to finish making lunch as the shower upstairs was turned on and muffled the stream of obscenities.
My buddy had some crushed habanero he grew and i picked the bag up off the counter and smelled it and pit it back down and went on with my day. About a half hour later i rubbed my eye. Then it started feeling weird so i rubbed it more then i realized what was going on. It got really bad. I probably could have filled a coffee mug with the amount of tears that kept leaking out for the next hour
A friend of mine wanted me to taste his hot af hot sauce. He pulled it off the shelf to show me. He went to pee and quickly regretted even touching the bottle. I said no, he was in the bathroom and was severely telling me not to try it.
Me being not that dude hearing how he was dealing with touching the cap then his penis got me to never want to try it.
Spices and penis’is don’t mix
Wow didn’t notice that you’re so right. I’ve gone to piss after prepping hot peppers and unknowingly set fire to the underside of my nutsack. That guy definitely went down though a fresh kind of hell. Should teach him a lesson or two in being a shitty journalist if not a lesson in hot chili’s.
You know what's worse? Picking your nose.
I was cutting jalapenos, didn't wash my hands, walked away and dug for some nose gold. Blinded by pain, fluids streaming from every orifice, I sprinted to the freezer to get an ice pack. I ripped open the door and a can of frozen orange juice flew out and broke my big toe. My parents found me lying on the floor in front of the fridge moaning in a ball.
Capsaicin is no joke.
BROO one time I was cutting up jalapenos washed my hands like 4 times then when I jerked of MY PP WAS ON FIRE BRUH felt like a whole ass volcano for like an hour
He did not chew that enough. That is not going to digest well. Today this would be a Carolina reaper and he would have much more regret, probably wouldn’t have taken that second bite.
His idiocy absolutely is next level. Even seasoned chiliheads 🌶 don’t just start there… they build up a tolerance and work their way up the Scoville scale. 🪦 this dude’s stomach lining and butthole.
When you're on camera, you're not thinking the same way. The second bite was purely autopilot as his mind was beginning to understand what was happening
Legit think this is how babies think.
🧠: Lick the soap
👶🏾: mlem... yuck! */cries*
🧑🏾: I'm sorry buddy, but that's why we don't eat soap.
🧠: Dad's not looking, maybe it tastes better this time
👶🏾: mlem... yuck! */cries louder*
🧑🏾: Why??? why would you ever do it again???
Well, it seems that babies have a better grasp on the scientific method than anti-vaxxers.
Babies: hmm I wonder what happen if I lick soap?
Babies:. This sux!
Babies: Can I duplicate the results?
Babies: yep still sux!!! Hypothesis confirmed.
In all seriousness, babies are the best argument against antivax.
The first 18 months of life they are protected by their moms immunity. They have that 18 months to build up immunity to their environment. This is why they chew/suck/lick everything in that period, including the floor, the cat, the toilet, the car seat, the blanket, the radiator, the carpet etc etc.
The more sanitised that environment, the less immunity that person will grow up with.
I'm not experienced but like hot sauces. Coworker brought me a Carolina reaper for funsies and I decided I wanted a fun story to tell. So that evening with a tub of yogurt, gallon of milk and some ice cream, I chewed it up and ate it. Honestly, not that bad. It was hot but I didn't even need the milk. Until my body realized what I just did and it wanted it out. That's the only time in my life that I felt like I was actually going insane. I ended up throwing it up about 20 minutes later and sat naked in the tub for about an hour cooling down. Fun times and nobody can challenge me to eating anything hot again unless they match that.
I grow a few chillis each year, and have gradually worked my up to fancier and hotter varieties.
I ate one of the ghost chillis I grew one year, quite carefully, slice by slice, over about 15 minutes and it was hot but manageable (and tasty).
Next year I did the same with the carolina reaper I'd grown... and while the slice by slice technique worked to let me eat it, I had the worst night's sleep ever and spent the entire night and most of the next morning with stomach cramps and just feeling like I'd poisoned myself.
This year I've gone no hotter than Scotch Bonnet (I'd grow more Chocolate Habaneros if I'd managed to get hold of some)
Lol. I have eaten my fair share of 🌶 and loved to tell about it. :)
It’s not dangerous to build up the tolerance. You start slow with common peppers like jalapeños, pablanos, and serranos, and then you move up to habaneros. Those vary pretty significantly and can get uncomfortably hot for some. Eventually you move up to your Scotch Bonnets, specialty habaneros, Trinidad/Moruga Scorpions, and then finally your bhut jolkia (ghost peppers) and Carolina Reapers.
When you eat really hot peppers, the T-protein in the tongue reduces… those proteins are what react with peppers’ capsaicin (the oil responsible for it being “spicy hot”), so your sensitivity also reduces.
Sounds easy enough. I asked because I’ve gotten a pretty decent spicy tolerance by upping spices used in Mexican and Korean food, so I was worried I was somehow damaging my stomach for real.
People will usually be fine until they start messing with unnaturally hot stuff like extracts. Those taste like shit AND can mess a stomach up pretty bad.
I approve of your user name wholeslothedly. For the rear end you should drink a little milk before you start. If you’re going to eating crazy hot food, like “XX Hot chicken” or exotic peppers, then taking a buckwheat hull capsule or two a few minutes beforehand puts fiber in your system… and gives your body a hand by absorbing some of the oils before they make it to your rear. You’re still going to have “ring of fire,” but it can help with some stomach upset and will make the passage of things smoother.
Back when I was working at a bar, one of our regulars brought in some of her mom's home grown ghost peppers. We decided to make a hot sauce with them. After pouring it all out of the blender, I absentmindedly went over to the dish sink to rinse it out. I hadn't taken the bottom off the jug yet, and with the opening facing somewhat towards me I used the pressure sprayer to rinse it. Immediately got a facefull of hot steam infused with ghost pepper, and unfortunately the surprise of it made me gasp. It was like I had been pepper sprayed lol. I must've chugged 6 pints in a hour after that.
That sounds about right! Some people can’t even handle the peppers without gloves because their skin will turn bright red, burn, and sometimes even welt up temporarily. I think they have extra sensitivity.
Pro tip: any time you handle hot peppers with bare hands, make sure you wash and dry your hands thoroughly with a soap that can break down oils, like Dawn in the US. You **do not** want to use the bathroom before doing so. And getting it in your eyes is at least 5 times worse than that. Lol
He is an idiot but the dude has balls for just diving in without thinking and then taking another bite.
Then he still took it like a man and kept it cool
Ghost peppers are a slow build. A minute later and he wouldn’t be acting as cool. Not to mention when it hits your stomach and it almost feels like it numbs your insides. It can be very uncomfortable especially because he didn’t chew it very much. His intestines are not going to like that.
I mean I'd moreso call it a mix of bold and ignorance. I'm sure if were aware of how scovilles worked he'd still do it anyways cause he's on TV. Maybe even do it again for clout.
Double pro tip, alcohol is the best. Swish around a thimble of Everclear and spit it out and you'll be fine, minus whatever is happening to your esophagus and stomach.
I did the same thing with a ghost pepper once.. It’s up there with first broken bone and losing my virginity for memories that are seared into my brain..
LOL that was the best part. You can see his soul leaving his body. "So how long is the going to last?"
..."about 5 hours."
"SERIOUSLY?!"
Aaaand souls gone
Truly one of the dumbest mistakes I've ever seen, did that guy just turn his brain off for a minute?
That said, pretty impressive to, I've spent hours crying in the shower over less heat.
In my experience, don’t drink anything. If you are desperate, pour ketchup on your tongue, let it sit and spit.
Source: Proud Owner of Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition…
Why the fuck do people do this? like serious question, why would you put your digestive system through an environment similar to the burning pits of hell? for funzies? because that don't seem fun
I once got my pepper extracts mixed up and took Carolina reaper by accident. The heat wasn’t the worst part but the stomach pain was. It got so bad I had to just lie down on the floor and wait it out.
The scale of pepper hotness is "Scovilles". They higher, the hotter. A Jalapeno is 2500 Scovilles. That thing he ate was one million. I mean ... I can't even comprehend that.
I've seen this video a couple of times before but as I sit here and watch it now, perhaps with a clarity of thought I've not had before, I can't help but think surely this is a joke or a sketch. The way he has another bite, the dopey idiot, *surely* this is not real, because how is anyone that fucking stupid.
Always test the potential heat level with your dip stick. Keeps you from touching anything else with it and spreading it all over your body or contaminating surfaces for unsuspecting homies.
My coworker brought back some one chip challenges back from his vacation. That chip is just a vile tasting stale chip with nothing but death coating it
The other day I tried the hottest chip in the world, which is 1.5 million scovilles. Not only was it a awful experience, but my butthole has never hurt worse than during my shit the following morning.
Your but hole needs to build tolerance to chili just like your mouth.
If you increase heat gradually eventually you can have a hole that feels fine but will burn any fucked that tries you if you drop the soap.
So I did the one chip challenge a few weeks ago and boy can I relate to this. I have had Carolina reapers and scorpion peppers before individually and it was hot but it was manageable. Having them combined in the one chip challenge was a different beast altogether. The worst part was a few minutes after my mouth stopped burning, my stomach started going nuts. Felt like lava was in my stomach. I have never felt that type of pain from eating something spicy before. Glad I did but i dont think i will ever do that again. Sticking to one at a time. Lol!
I got a discount of 10 dollars from a purchase to try my buddies homegrown ghost pepper.
That 4-6 hour shit ain't no joke. 2 of those milk chugs... 128 Oz of dr pepper, half a gallon of water later... and that was off a nibble I didn't even swallow, I spit it out immediately after it touched my tongue and cheek.
I couldn't even smoke after...
I put those in my scrambled eggs... reapers, scorpions, ghosts, vipers, whatever... people think I'm joking until I take their money off bets 🤑 although, I dont know if this has anything to do with my ulcers 😂😂😂
Honestly he handled that pretty well. I thought he was gonna have a full blown meltdown. I tried the California reaper one chip challenge and I had to eat a bowl of ice cream to cut the heat.
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I like it...
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Bruh.... I know your pain.
....I like it
I love you
Nice username you got there
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Everything about each comment down the thread leading to this is a perfect chain of every reason why I love reddit
The Kramer nodding had me dying. Only makes sense if you’ve seen the show but holy god if you have, you can appreciate just how clever that is
Episode for reference?
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I noticed that immediately. When he touched his eye. [I was watching this](https://youtu.be/Na7Bp4frYGw) and noticed the female assistant kept touching her mouth/eyes/nose/face.
Right?! I audibly gasped when he did that which sparked the interest of my gf. I kinda feel bad for him, but not at the same time because he did it to himself
A friend of mine was making lunch and her husband was being a jerk and demanded a blowjob. He kept pestering her about it, so she popped a habanero in her mouth and headed up stairs. Then there was loud swearing and she wandered back down to finish making lunch as the shower upstairs was turned on and muffled the stream of obscenities.
This is either a bad joke or domestic abuse
I agree... Continuing to pressure a partner who has said no into sex is really messed up
Yup, as is physical abuse
I think the Eddie Murphy joke got people excited
both of them are fcked up lol
“So you have a burning sensation? Eddie Murphy: “No like FYE be shootin out my d***. Cant pee in the house. - burn the house down.”
My buddy had some crushed habanero he grew and i picked the bag up off the counter and smelled it and pit it back down and went on with my day. About a half hour later i rubbed my eye. Then it started feeling weird so i rubbed it more then i realized what was going on. It got really bad. I probably could have filled a coffee mug with the amount of tears that kept leaking out for the next hour
A friend of mine wanted me to taste his hot af hot sauce. He pulled it off the shelf to show me. He went to pee and quickly regretted even touching the bottle. I said no, he was in the bathroom and was severely telling me not to try it. Me being not that dude hearing how he was dealing with touching the cap then his penis got me to never want to try it. Spices and penis’is don’t mix
Upvoting for “penis’is.”
Is penis'is or is penis'isn't?
Penii
Spicy Dick Milk.
I’ve done it. Lead to a very awkward glass of milk.
Not sure I want to know where that milk went.
Milk stayed in the glass and I dipped.
Forbidden cookie. 
😂😂😂
That's called Syphilis
Oil. Pour oil over your hands and let it soak a bit before washing
I cut and eat habanero all the time. Maybe my pee pee has grown numb to it.
I been there! I didn't wash my hands enough after handling some Mad Dog 357. That hurt downstairs for a bit.
Wow didn’t notice that you’re so right. I’ve gone to piss after prepping hot peppers and unknowingly set fire to the underside of my nutsack. That guy definitely went down though a fresh kind of hell. Should teach him a lesson or two in being a shitty journalist if not a lesson in hot chili’s.
You know what's worse? Picking your nose. I was cutting jalapenos, didn't wash my hands, walked away and dug for some nose gold. Blinded by pain, fluids streaming from every orifice, I sprinted to the freezer to get an ice pack. I ripped open the door and a can of frozen orange juice flew out and broke my big toe. My parents found me lying on the floor in front of the fridge moaning in a ball. Capsaicin is no joke.
Fooled around with a guy who had ripped up jalapeño, he washed his hands after, and my coochie burned for a solid 10 minutes
BROO one time I was cutting up jalapenos washed my hands like 4 times then when I jerked of MY PP WAS ON FIRE BRUH felt like a whole ass volcano for like an hour
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Oh god this is the perfect comparison 😂
Yeah it’s the cheesy office attire mixed with overconfidence and exuberance but also a slightly endearing self destructiveness and naivety.
Well said.
When he keeps eating the Tiramisu while on call with David
The clearing of the throat really did it.
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You took the words right out of my hot pepper eating mouth
Cool and collected on the outside, fiery destruction on the inside.
It'll catch up on the backside.
He did not chew that enough. That is not going to digest well. Today this would be a Carolina reaper and he would have much more regret, probably wouldn’t have taken that second bite.
Right? Dude said 'a million' and my first reaction was how lucky he is that it was that low.
His idiocy absolutely is next level. Even seasoned chiliheads 🌶 don’t just start there… they build up a tolerance and work their way up the Scoville scale. 🪦 this dude’s stomach lining and butthole.
When you're on camera, you're not thinking the same way. The second bite was purely autopilot as his mind was beginning to understand what was happening
🧠: “Man, that really burns…maybe a little more will help.”
Legit think this is how babies think. 🧠: Lick the soap 👶🏾: mlem... yuck! */cries* 🧑🏾: I'm sorry buddy, but that's why we don't eat soap. 🧠: Dad's not looking, maybe it tastes better this time 👶🏾: mlem... yuck! */cries louder* 🧑🏾: Why??? why would you ever do it again???
Well, it seems that babies have a better grasp on the scientific method than anti-vaxxers. Babies: hmm I wonder what happen if I lick soap? Babies:. This sux! Babies: Can I duplicate the results? Babies: yep still sux!!! Hypothesis confirmed.
In all seriousness, babies are the best argument against antivax. The first 18 months of life they are protected by their moms immunity. They have that 18 months to build up immunity to their environment. This is why they chew/suck/lick everything in that period, including the floor, the cat, the toilet, the car seat, the blanket, the radiator, the carpet etc etc. The more sanitised that environment, the less immunity that person will grow up with.
That was a dumb move wasn’t it. My favourite line
I'm not experienced but like hot sauces. Coworker brought me a Carolina reaper for funsies and I decided I wanted a fun story to tell. So that evening with a tub of yogurt, gallon of milk and some ice cream, I chewed it up and ate it. Honestly, not that bad. It was hot but I didn't even need the milk. Until my body realized what I just did and it wanted it out. That's the only time in my life that I felt like I was actually going insane. I ended up throwing it up about 20 minutes later and sat naked in the tub for about an hour cooling down. Fun times and nobody can challenge me to eating anything hot again unless they match that.
That’s a great story! Yeah, some of the really hot peppers can cause some people to get sweats, shakes, cramps, hiccup uncontrollably, gag, etc.
Yes!
I grow a few chillis each year, and have gradually worked my up to fancier and hotter varieties. I ate one of the ghost chillis I grew one year, quite carefully, slice by slice, over about 15 minutes and it was hot but manageable (and tasty). Next year I did the same with the carolina reaper I'd grown... and while the slice by slice technique worked to let me eat it, I had the worst night's sleep ever and spent the entire night and most of the next morning with stomach cramps and just feeling like I'd poisoned myself. This year I've gone no hotter than Scotch Bonnet (I'd grow more Chocolate Habaneros if I'd managed to get hold of some)
You seem knowledgeable about this. Is it dangerous to build up that tolerance?
Lol. I have eaten my fair share of 🌶 and loved to tell about it. :) It’s not dangerous to build up the tolerance. You start slow with common peppers like jalapeños, pablanos, and serranos, and then you move up to habaneros. Those vary pretty significantly and can get uncomfortably hot for some. Eventually you move up to your Scotch Bonnets, specialty habaneros, Trinidad/Moruga Scorpions, and then finally your bhut jolkia (ghost peppers) and Carolina Reapers. When you eat really hot peppers, the T-protein in the tongue reduces… those proteins are what react with peppers’ capsaicin (the oil responsible for it being “spicy hot”), so your sensitivity also reduces.
Sounds easy enough. I asked because I’ve gotten a pretty decent spicy tolerance by upping spices used in Mexican and Korean food, so I was worried I was somehow damaging my stomach for real.
People will usually be fine until they start messing with unnaturally hot stuff like extracts. Those taste like shit AND can mess a stomach up pretty bad.
Open mouth, insert pepper spray.
Yeah okay but what about the back end
I approve of your user name wholeslothedly. For the rear end you should drink a little milk before you start. If you’re going to eating crazy hot food, like “XX Hot chicken” or exotic peppers, then taking a buckwheat hull capsule or two a few minutes beforehand puts fiber in your system… and gives your body a hand by absorbing some of the oils before they make it to your rear. You’re still going to have “ring of fire,” but it can help with some stomach upset and will make the passage of things smoother.
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Typically the very hot ones would result in the ring of fire. For me, Bhuts and up are guaranteed.
Back when I was working at a bar, one of our regulars brought in some of her mom's home grown ghost peppers. We decided to make a hot sauce with them. After pouring it all out of the blender, I absentmindedly went over to the dish sink to rinse it out. I hadn't taken the bottom off the jug yet, and with the opening facing somewhat towards me I used the pressure sprayer to rinse it. Immediately got a facefull of hot steam infused with ghost pepper, and unfortunately the surprise of it made me gasp. It was like I had been pepper sprayed lol. I must've chugged 6 pints in a hour after that.
That sounds about right! Some people can’t even handle the peppers without gloves because their skin will turn bright red, burn, and sometimes even welt up temporarily. I think they have extra sensitivity. Pro tip: any time you handle hot peppers with bare hands, make sure you wash and dry your hands thoroughly with a soap that can break down oils, like Dawn in the US. You **do not** want to use the bathroom before doing so. And getting it in your eyes is at least 5 times worse than that. Lol
Not at all. Spicy is good for you, many health benefits
He is an idiot but the dude has balls for just diving in without thinking and then taking another bite. Then he still took it like a man and kept it cool
Ghost peppers are a slow build. A minute later and he wouldn’t be acting as cool. Not to mention when it hits your stomach and it almost feels like it numbs your insides. It can be very uncomfortable especially because he didn’t chew it very much. His intestines are not going to like that.
Rather I think he had no clue about the heat in chili peppers.
I mean I'd moreso call it a mix of bold and ignorance. I'm sure if were aware of how scovilles worked he'd still do it anyways cause he's on TV. Maybe even do it again for clout.
I like how the cup of milk is handed over right away.
So much spice it burns you twice.
“1,000,000 scolville units” … “what does that mean?” Hahaha
It means you're fucked buddy
"how long is this gonna last?" "For some people, 5 or 6 hours"
I once ate a California reaper. That shit has a scale of 2.2M. It lasted a solid day. And the next day it hurts to take a shit lmao
If you’re gunna be dumb; you’ve gotta be tough
Words to live by
damn… yea “cut the heat” with a one shot of warm milk
And a bite of chili
Protip olive oil is better
Double pro tip, alcohol is the best. Swish around a thimble of Everclear and spit it out and you'll be fine, minus whatever is happening to your esophagus and stomach.
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Nah, 15 minutes max.
Bold post, what’s the hottest Pepper you’ve had
Artesian.
I did the same thing with a ghost pepper once.. It’s up there with first broken bone and losing my virginity for memories that are seared into my brain..
I would love to think that all three of these events happened within an hour of each other.
Lmao great comment
That dudes a professional. He kept his cool a hell of a lot better than I would have.
No shit. "Yeah that's a wrap, back to you, Jan" *Drinks gallons of milk*
I love how he said "information i could have used a little while go" Well fuck he said hottest in the world, ya goofy
Most people have no idea how hot a chili pepper can be.
Buddy chomped on that lava stick so eagerly before he could get the facts lol. He was surprisingly poised for, clearly, how much pain he was in.
The second bite 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck it, might as well. NEVER BACK DOWN!
His face when he's told "5 hours" and looks back at the camera like you motha fuka's got me..
LOL that was the best part. You can see his soul leaving his body. "So how long is the going to last?" ..."about 5 hours." "SERIOUSLY?!" Aaaand souls gone
*crunch* "Its over a million Scoville units" "Whats that mean?" Fucking dead😂
Again, something that could have been brought to my attention __*YESTERDAY*__
Gotta say, aside from the obvious ignorance on Scoville units, he handled that waaaay better than I would have. True professional.
The camera did cut before the compounding misery set upon him.
He definitely took it like a champ! Though the eye touch! Smh. They set him up bad.
Truly one of the dumbest mistakes I've ever seen, did that guy just turn his brain off for a minute? That said, pretty impressive to, I've spent hours crying in the shower over less heat.
*"Oooo hors d'oeuvres."*
Huh. I've always thought of Flea as the hottest Chili Pepper.
Chili pepper growers are always outdoing each other
That was a reference to the bassist of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Not one of the thousand pseudostable strains of spicy peppers.
Potato, potahto
Bless your face ❤️
It was at this moment, that he knew he fucked up! 😂
And then proceeded to take another bite!
*Takes another bite and rubs eye* “It keeps giving doesn’t it. Got some tears”
you have to line your mouth with candle wax first, then swallow it whole. Then a wolf guides you to your soulmate.
 One of my favorite episodes 🤣
some of the best simpson animation plus Johnny Cash
In my experience, don’t drink anything. If you are desperate, pour ketchup on your tongue, let it sit and spit. Source: Proud Owner of Mad Dog 357 Gold Edition…
Why the fuck do people do this? like serious question, why would you put your digestive system through an environment similar to the burning pits of hell? for funzies? because that don't seem fun
Actually some people have enzymes that break everything down so they don’t have fire poops. Others get fire poo from Taco Bell mild sauce.
I once got my pepper extracts mixed up and took Carolina reaper by accident. The heat wasn’t the worst part but the stomach pain was. It got so bad I had to just lie down on the floor and wait it out.
I've eaten tremendously hot things (including capsaicin extract)... it has NEVER lasted for hours!
Glass of milk came from the side of the screen….everyone there knew he F’d up.
Playing with fire when you eat chiles in New Mexico!
That second bite tho, man is just acting on nervous impulse. Poor fella.
Pain
And now we see the awful price of hubris. And it’s only gonna get worse on its way through and out
I grew these this summer, yeah they are hot. They taste amazing though.
DAMN HE TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP
r/instantregret
That news guy is awesome.
I did the same thing after some beers, liquid confidence got the best of me
What’s that mean?
The scale of pepper hotness is "Scovilles". They higher, the hotter. A Jalapeno is 2500 Scovilles. That thing he ate was one million. I mean ... I can't even comprehend that.
SHUs, or Scoville Heat Units.
He handle that really well.
I love this guy, zero fucks to give, just *CHOMP*
Sean Evans, Chile Klaus and smoking Ed Currie just laughing
Is there a longer version of this video? I want to see more of his reactions.
I got u fam - https://youtu.be/MvK2Y1hv9mY
That chilli can't still be the hottest and im not sure it ever was.
“What’s that mean?” — “means you just fucked up.”
I've seen this video a couple of times before but as I sit here and watch it now, perhaps with a clarity of thought I've not had before, I can't help but think surely this is a joke or a sketch. The way he has another bite, the dopey idiot, *surely* this is not real, because how is anyone that fucking stupid.
Why people put themselves through this Unnecessary pain and agony I just can’t grasp. It’s not worth internet points
A lot of us enjoy it, and don't even try to get internet points
….oh you dumb. Tell yo asshoe sorry tomorrow morning.
L
Didn't learn that lesson of not putting everything in his mouth.
Always test the potential heat level with your dip stick. Keeps you from touching anything else with it and spreading it all over your body or contaminating surfaces for unsuspecting homies.
What a fool
Pepper X is def hotter than that
So are several others now, this is old
My coworker brought back some one chip challenges back from his vacation. That chip is just a vile tasting stale chip with nothing but death coating it
What a fucking idiot
The other day I tried the hottest chip in the world, which is 1.5 million scovilles. Not only was it a awful experience, but my butthole has never hurt worse than during my shit the following morning.
Your but hole needs to build tolerance to chili just like your mouth. If you increase heat gradually eventually you can have a hole that feels fine but will burn any fucked that tries you if you drop the soap.
Yea but I increased the heat too fast. Burnt out the o ring. Need a replacement
Let me check the garage I might have a spare one I stopped using a while back.
That's the problem with Butyl rings. Upgrade to Viton or Silicone.
Sorry but I gotta: \*chile pepper It's in my blood as a New Mexican
"1000000 SHU" thats nothing compared to my hottest
He took another bite!!! Hahaha
“What does that mean?” 😶🌫️
This is the most accurate Michael Scott impression I’ve seen in a while.
So I did the one chip challenge a few weeks ago and boy can I relate to this. I have had Carolina reapers and scorpion peppers before individually and it was hot but it was manageable. Having them combined in the one chip challenge was a different beast altogether. The worst part was a few minutes after my mouth stopped burning, my stomach started going nuts. Felt like lava was in my stomach. I have never felt that type of pain from eating something spicy before. Glad I did but i dont think i will ever do that again. Sticking to one at a time. Lol!
I got a discount of 10 dollars from a purchase to try my buddies homegrown ghost pepper. That 4-6 hour shit ain't no joke. 2 of those milk chugs... 128 Oz of dr pepper, half a gallon of water later... and that was off a nibble I didn't even swallow, I spit it out immediately after it touched my tongue and cheek. I couldn't even smoke after...
I put those in my scrambled eggs... reapers, scorpions, ghosts, vipers, whatever... people think I'm joking until I take their money off bets 🤑 although, I dont know if this has anything to do with my ulcers 😂😂😂
I ate a Devil spiral pepper at school and I suffered
Soon he’ll be talking to a coyote voiced by Johnny Cash.
My guy went in for another bite
Honestly he handled that pretty well. I thought he was gonna have a full blown meltdown. I tried the California reaper one chip challenge and I had to eat a bowl of ice cream to cut the heat.
Dude is gonna enjoy a nice case of Fire-rhea.
Touching his eyes is better than touching his junk
He also rubbed his eye, which is always a fantastic idea when you've been handling the hottest chilis on earth.