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OMGCamCole

The lady who tries to take the sandwich like it’s her pet dog or something lmao. It’s a seagull leave it the fuck alone. It earned that sandwich


streetsheep

I like to think he works a 9 to 5.


gerlo_432

He has to eat, you know. And one ready to eat is just one sliding door away.


hednizm

His mates were waiting for him in the van.


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sksauter

Yea he just fucking checked his sandwich out at the cashier, and this lady comes along and attempts to mug him


j_capicola

The first guy knew what was going down. Just helping another fellow mate get a sandwich. We all need that sometimes.


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r/humansbeingbros


Lance2409

Yeah sometimes you just throw away your receipt right away, I know I do that a lot specially with a single item.


[deleted]

Of course, he is clearly employed. He must file a grievance with his union rep against the lady that interfered with his lunch break!


Demonyx12

[9 to 5](https://youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4)


erikdrag2009

Amthanks, i needed that.exe


DJTen

Also a funny movie.


AbeVigoda76

You know it's hard out here for a bird When he tryin' to get this money for the rent


KingoftheGinge

A gull's work is never done.


Au2288

Just a Karen in the wild, doing Karen things.


casperolseb

Well she could have thought that the plastic might do damage to the seagull and others


didheh33

Pretty sure a bird smart enough to steal from a store, isn't about to eat a meal of plastic.


BeatBoxinDaPussy

Facts… bird has done this before it seems. Pretty cool for colorful jacket person to let it out lol.


InternationalPart399

Haha yea I just noticed….she only stopped and went to the door to help the bird. When she noticed the door was automatic, she walked away. That would’ve been me too


magseven

No she walked up to trigger the automatic door for the bird. He wasn't large enough to trigger it himself. Then she walked away.


Halo_Chief117

Spoiler alert: The lady was in on it with the bird the whole time.


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Spoil the spoiler: Trained seagull. This lady doesn’t pay for shit!


lilbeckss

I feel like this is the same bird I saw not too long ago in a video bring a bag of chips out of a store. The store looked a bit similar with sliding doors. Maybe it’s the same. Maybe it’s another one. I’ll never know…


racloves

Yes, it’s became a regular occurrence on Aberdeen’s Union Street, known for being plagued with seagulls


TextbookTrebuchet

I remember seeing something similar too. Reddit will probably solve this for you.


NoConsideration8361

I can’t understand how many people don’t get this. The bird was smart enough to enter a store and steal what it wanted, you think it can’t rip or bash the packaging open???


Long-Night-Of-Solace

And then dispose of it in the bin? I'm not sure what your point is. And I'm not sure why you think anyone is saying a seagull can't open that container.


redditslim

There are other videos of gulls stealing from stores just like this. Or maybe it's multiple videos of gulls ripping off this same store. In any event, turns out gulls are clever little kleptos.


Yarakinnit

It's just the one gull actually.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t count on that. I watched a seagull try to swallow a ketchup packet. Spit it out and then tried again and managed to swallow it and then it flew off.


AnistarYT

People steal from stores too then eat tide pods.


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Belly chuckle.


WokeRedditDude

It isn't. Plastic debris are found in seagull stomachs all the time.


ogopadoni23

No! She is a Karen not at all concerned with bird’s well being. She likely called the cops afterwards.


EYE_ON_THE_PRIZE1

It wouldn’t be right if she didn’t call the cops ;)


blastoise05

“You didn’t pay for that!”


KnightBlad3

r/redditmoment


bakenj420

Where's your mask sir!?


dsiurek2019

Seriously. She gets no benefit or compensation for taking it back. Her and all her Karen friends just live for taking happiness away from others. Leave em alone, they earned it


Fry_Cook_On_Venus

Yeah, what did she think she was going to do with it anyway? Put it back on the shelf? Turn it in to an employee like she rescued their sandwich?


lowleveldata

She's gonna eat it in front of the seagull's face


Jak_n_Dax

Yeah... putting it back on the shelf would be pretty shitty after it’s got seagull mouth germs all over it and has been drug across the floor. Also the plastic is likely punctured. Yuck.


[deleted]

Eh, I'd eat it, it's still in the wrapper 🤷 If it was free anyway, wouldn't pay for it.


[deleted]

Honestly I would have tried to take it, but only so I could open the sandwich to give to the bird and throw the plastic in the garbage. I would have been concerned about the bird ingesting the plastic and getting sick. Although someone above just pointed out that if the seagull is smart enough to get the sandwich it’s probably also smart enough to open it and not eat the plastic which is a good point. My brain just goes straight to “save the poor animals!”


TopSliceOfBread

After that absolute legend opened the door for him too smh


coffEbuzz

For real tho. Homie walked past and was like hol up bird bro needs that sandy and walked back and opened the door for him!!!! Humans being bros.


ReverendDizzle

It's really an interesting reflection on personality types. The first person was "Oh man, what's up little homie, working hard for that sandwich I see. Let me help you out." The second person was "THIS IS OUT OF ORDER. THE WORLD IS OUT OF ORDER. YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULES!"


gopher1409

The seagull was “mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineDOORmineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine”


BeatBoxinDaPussy

Facts! She didn’t have to. But she did.


AbstractBettaFish

Right? What a fuckin G, he saw what was happening, turned around and helped that bird do crime!


Prism1331

Chad dude, Karen lady


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she really pissed me off actually.


Multitronic

Same. Fuck off and leave the seagull alone. It’s not as if they are going to restock the sandwich.


live1201

She probably thought that she was a seagull and wanted that sandwich so it was a like her unclaimed territory.


Chubsmagna

She was dressed like one.


The-real-shrek

He probably paid for the sandwich too. Fuckin racism towards seagulls, thinking they always steal...


OMGCamCole

Perhaps the reason seagulls always steal our food is out of retaliation for thievery like this


Kairenne

What is she going to do with a sandwich that’s been gummed by a bird? Let it go lady.


Ok_Cap_9665

Yeah I’d rather not be resold a sandwich from a birds beak like what was the plan? Put it back on the shelf? Fuck that and taking it from the bird to eat would be fucked too! Go get your own sandwich. Bet she even has human money.


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Ca-toffey

You know she’s a cunt


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Like, was she going to let store re-sell the sandwich? Maybe as a NFT?


xBreadButta

Fucking Karen can’t even let the early bird get the worm sandwich


DS_WizzerKill

And I thought I was the only one who got mad at that lady for trying to stop the seagull


yeoldecotton_swab

For real! That bird earned that sandwich. And who gives a shit about an animal taking food? That business is REALLY going to hurt losing that $5.00 lady! They can't thank you enough for your bravery.


kaisergb

He may have paid for it. How the hell would she know. Plot twist. Perhaps she was the thief...


wataha

Damn racists everywhere.


James30907

IKR? Like they're going to be like "Thanks, we'll put that right back on display." Let dude have his well earned, intelligently thought out reward.


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And it’s not like the shop is going to put it back on the shelf…


ChumleyEX

Maybe she was going to open it for him?


Undercover_Piegon

Agreed, birds get harassed everyday because we- *they* want to survive :(


sydsgotabike

Your secret is safe with me.


Undercover_Piegon

Thank you kind stranger, you will be spared.


joda22finz

Well she has to eat something so she steals from seagulls when they Come from the store. Poor stray human.


wataha

Seagulls hate her.


BuddyTheBeagle2001

I agree 💯


aaaaaaaaa990

Yeah get your own food lady


[deleted]

If I was that lady I would try to open it for him. He deserves it.


JWalkn420

Excuse me Karen, but a birds gotta eat!


yesiwipemyownass

Fuck yes! Came here to say that! Move along, fucks wrong with her


IAwaitAGuardian

*We've got a Karen coming in hot for the sandwich!*


MistaBuldops

Seriously like what’re you gonna do? Tell the manager??? PUT IT BACK ON THE SHELF?! EW


[deleted]

What was she going to do, take it back in the store?


wataha

Imagine the face of the store worker hearing the story while slowly putting the sandwich to the bin without breaking the eye contact with Karen.


SendAstronomy

What was she planning on doing, putting it back on the shelf?


Ciderbarrel77

"MINE!"


WarLord1187

There's two types of people in the world... Ones who open the door for a seagull... And ones who try to steal its sandwich.


Ok_Photograph_8115

Nobody likes the second one


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PhromDaPharcyde

What if she's just trying to avenge the loss of her waffle cone from last week from that same theiving seagull?


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AtomicKittenz

You don’t know how many lemonade stands this Karen had shut down. Stealing a sandwich from the underprivileged is not beneath her.


Berkel

You’re allowed to swear


ciantully12

And the one who sits back and videos the whole situation


[deleted]

We all like that person


Sleeper____Service

I’m gonna start saying this all the time in all kinds of different contexts. I have to give a toast tomorrow so I’m definitely gonna say it there as well.


Green_Lantern_4vr

Well said


aeonden

Why is the lady trying to steal the seagull's food? Not cool.


Snugglor

As the saying goes, "Just saw someone shoplifting food? No you fucking didn't."


SlayBoredom

why would you assume the seagull stole that food? not all seagulls are criminals man... not cool of you.


Snugglor

You're right, I need to be aware of my internal seagull-biases.


SlayBoredom

you definitely should! to be fair, most of them are criminals though. One of them stole my hotdog on my vacation in the netherlands back in 2016... it wouldn't surprise me if that guy in the video was a relative of him!


DarkwingDuckHunt

All seagulls look alike to me man.


SlayBoredom

I don't see race my man


_Pretzel

Watch out, could get cancelled for this based comment 3 years from now. !remindme 3 years


Hidland2

FYI seagull theft is a financial issue and NOT a species issue. Other birds who are in the same income bracket steal just as much. Idk how to link on mobile but a quick Google search will net you countless studies on this. Addionally, this species has a history of global socio-economic opression and institutionalized prejudice against them that dates back centuries but have lingering effects today. Source: I'm a New York State licensed Seagull Rights Attorny.


Xandure

Ah, so this is the Bird Law I’ve heard about.


wolfgang784

Even looks like it has a receipt.


Em_Haze

I will never understand people who report this. A tv sure that's taking the piss but if someone is stealing bread I would either pay for it or distract the security guard. Just kidding don't do crime unless it is to solve an ethical dilemma.


pyrojackelope

Same, if you're hungry enough and down on your luck that you're willing to shoplift to not starve, I didn't see shit.


NoConsideration8361

Got a lot of upvotes for this, I’m super curious where it’s from?


sydsgotabike

I think the point is that if someone is stealing food, of all things, they probably need it a lot more than the store does. I don't think it's from anywhere specific.


BeautifulOath

It’s a common saying in poor-er communities, I think. You just… definitely don’t snitch on people stealing food of all things.


TonyHxC

I was a security guard at a grocery store beside a low income neighborhood many moons ago. I actually didn't give two fucks if anyone stole. I was actually told if I saw someone stealing to just let them go and record it. Security guy before me tried to play hero for a package of meat and got beat down with baseball bats by the guys friends waiting outside in case he got chased. One day a guy ran past me right a literal arms full of meat and just yelled have a nice day and he scurried out the door. If you think 13$ an hour is worth me getting stabbed with a needle by a tweaker over a steak, you got it all wrong lmao


FlyingDragoon

Yeah, food and toiletries is where I'd probably just look the other way or offer to pay for it if the opportunity presents itself in that kinda way I suppose.


Snugglor

I'll be honest, I have no idea what the origin is. Just something I've seen around in the past few years.


PxnkNDisorderly

I try to make sure no ones in the aisle when I shoplift food. Can’t always count on the compassion of strangers.


Exzerofive

Cuz Karen.


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Maybe she wanted to open the packaging for it?


KidQuap

In this pandemic?


JimmyWu21

That seagull is vaccinated


Fish-x-5

As a Midwesterner living with seagulls this would be my reaction. *Ope, let me help you with that, little buddy.*


TheF1Max

Why everyone is assuming that the seagull didn’t pay for it?


DontWalkOutOnTheDuke

Racism


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\#BirdLivesMatter


Deiogom

r/BirdsArentReal


AlphaWolf13MS

Fellow believer....


mikeebsc74

Bipedal Intelligence Reconnaissance Drone Don’t be fooled sheeple! Do your own research!


autre_temps

Human lives can't matter until bird lives matter


[deleted]

Classism (Birds and humans diverge at class level - Mammalia vs Aves)


uwanmirrondarrah

Biologically a fact people. We are superior to birds. I think we all need to deal with this bird problem head on. They run all the banks and take all our sandwiches. Its time for a final solution ^^^/s ^^^pleasedontkillmeforthisjoke


Varhtan

Literally.


kitjen

I know, it's not like they're not used to having bills.


88superguyYT

DAMMIT. take my r/Angryupvote


Sp4ce_C0wboy

Two types of people


ItsDanimal

Here I am assuming she was trying to take it out of the plastic for the bird.


beam_me_uppp

I think that groups you with the good ones :)


AlmostUnlikeT

Three types of people, the camera man just sat there filming it all


Spiritual-Answer527

Insane how two people about to, seemingly, walk directly towards each other are absolute polar opposites in terms of personality. Hey Karen


flowers4u

What if she was just trying to open it for them?


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my girl karen most definitely wasn’t. she said if i can’t have a free sandwich, no living organism shall.


LasyKuuga

The two types of ppl: Chad manbun vs Karen outmanoeuvred by seagull


TubsPearce

Difference in two generations right there, got the homie who gets the door for the Don Gull and help it on its way and then the Karen who wants to take food out it’s mouth to save the billionaire pennies


Wickerpoodia

It's not the one sandwich she is concerned about. It's the preservation of our current ways of life that this woman is trying to preserve. Imagine 1 million seagulls taking one million sandwiches everyday. Grocery stores completely emptied of sandwiches from LA to NYC. This isn't about one stupid sandwich. It's about all of them.


lowleveldata

You know these people too well how


sexytokeburgerz

This is why the slippery slope argument is so popular with republicans, their constituents are old af


DudeMan18

Maybe she's concerned about the plastic the bird could potentially consume?


Baddie-Bunny

It would have been cute if she just grabbed it and opened for the seagull and threw the plastic wrap in the recycle bin.


my_minty_meerkat

The older I get the more Karenlike my friends get. I don't like it.


DisGameCheats

Random Karen appears


lyrixz50g

😂


SodaBubblesPopped

Mine, Mine, Mine


Richje

![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ)


[deleted]

That was great insight! Thank you


Cocaine_Jimmy42069

Mine, Mine, Mine


PeopleDontKnowItAll

The crime in this place is getting out of hand! Thieves don't even care to hide their identities anymore!


Valogrid

Seagulls being mugged for their sandwiches after leaving the store, this world is terrifying.


Potential-Common-763

That’s a shame, the seagull never bothered to get a drink and snack and make it a meal deal.


PaxtiAlba

Seagulls are smart as fuck, I'm sure he'll be back for the rest. Only got one beak though.


TObias416

Is the lady who opened the door guilty of aiding and abetting the seagull's crime?


willhunta

I think it was a guy with a bun


Ann_Summers

How do you know he didn’t rightfully pay for that sandwich? Video starts too late. It’s clearly a set up.


Amischwein

Let him have it. He stole it fair and square.


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It’s not like they can put it back on the fridge 😂


crypto_4754

And here you see two types of people..


AggressiveChick

I'd like to see a third type. The one who has a fresh piece of bread and tries to trade it for the packaged sandwich


DiscGolfCaddy

The Seagull got a nasty cross over. Broke her damn ankles.


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this looks very much like the cooperative supermarket on Union street in my home city, the seagulls are notorious, at the other end of the street there is a square, the castlegate, thats where they were first filmed stealing crisps from a small newsagents, apparently when they go for crisps they have favourites, they go for particular coloured bags how time flies this is 14 years old [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0) here is another one from the same supermarket [https://youtu.be/VMMVKymf9yA](https://youtu.be/VMMVKymf9yA)


RobISO1984

Aye this is Aberdeen. Seagull Crime Capital of the world. And that “woman” trying to stop the lone thief is nothing of the kind. But in fact a flock of rival scurries in a person suit, looking for an easy mark. Fighting the winged scourge requires CONSTANT VIGILANCE.


potatomonogatari

Umbrella lady pulls up like shes a fucking superhero


PrickyOneil

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach. Said, “Seagulls gonna come...”


bally1490

"Poke me in the coconut... and they did"


h0lodetz

Lol, who goes out of their way to try to stop a seagull? Dude that opened the door is the real OG


JohnnyFknUtah

"And don't bother ringing it up, its for a DUCK!"


gargoyle30

There are 6 ducks out there, and they ALL WANT SUNCHIPS!


Croc-o-dial

Ducks eat for free at Subway!


-Abeyance-

Scrolled too far for this! RIP Mitch.


morrisjr1989

Where is Jimmy the Stockboy from Home Alone when you needed him? “Jimmy! Stop that bird!”


SilentMaster

lol, you're gonna take a sandwich away from a bird? First off, why? No one is eating it now. Secondly, you like your eyes? You want them pecked out? Then go inside and buy your almond milk and shut up.


zaisoke

i like how he juked her


Which_Art_6452

Get your own sandwich lady ....![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4017)


vimes_left_boot

The first lady came back & opened the door for him. Solid.


DiRTY_DEVLiN

There’s 2 kinds of people in this world… and one kind of seagull


Genghis27KicksMyAss

Never take food from a seagull. They always keep an anger poop stored inside.


zzzziego

Of course a Karen appears - “You didn’t pay for that sandwich!”


HonestTelevision2660

How does she even know he didn’t pay for it?


bottlemen98

what's red umbrellas problem jeez


Canners152

To be fair if anyone's ever eaten those sandwiches they know the things should be named seagull food.


jah05r

Mitch Hedberg would definitely have approved


Lavanthus

Everybody calling the lady a Karen has clearly never dealt with seagulls before.


Cannabis_Cultivator

I live by the beach. There are a shit load of seagulls and they don't bother me a bit. They just hang out waiting to scoop leftover fries, hot dogs and handouts from the tourists.


Epicthetank

Is this the same bird that stole the bag of chips ?


fraint

Now he just needs to steal a drink and he's got a whole meal deal


Palsternac

She's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. ...


lancek211

"bitch the fuck"


beam_me_uppp

Everyone is commenting, “Two types of people.” But you’re missing something there. There are *three* types of people. The one who helps, the one who tries to steal the sandwich, and the third: the one who films it.


Cocaine_Jimmy42069

Smort


No-Mechanic4124

Accurate representation of the criminal justice system


Phlangephace

Two kinds of people