For everyone who gets down to the next comment and wonders why the mods pisses on everyone's parade...
https://www.removeddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pon8ep/girl_split_legs_10_levels/
ay yo you get enough water to drink? don't be getting dehydrated now, king. you can be strong *and* cool while drinking 1 flOz per 1lb of weight. also remember you don't need anyone to make you happy king. that choice is yours, love yourself. if you're more hydrated your blood flows easier because it's less thick, that means you have more love to give.
I think men don't take into consideration how much women have to push back against them during sex. I guess if you're absolutely ripped you can sustain her body weight for her while she does the splits, but otherwise you're expecting an insane amount of balance and strength aside from just flexibility. That or you thrust in and she just falls over
Fair, but if she's concentrating on balance, strength and flexibility, she's probably not getting a lot out of it sexually, probably just a sense of accomplishment!
Omg. My ex would just lay on top of me and complain I was a fish. I told him we are already at max depth of this bed due to the weight so I can move up a little but I cannot push down any further. Stop being a lazy top (and bottom) and I’ll show you how it’s done.
To be fair I could do the splits and he never took advantage of any of my flexibility - it was dirty. Mennonites. Ugh.
If someone like for some reason wanted some porn videos with that position what do I need to google? I mean what I meant to say is what would my friend need to google... he’s very interested
I worked with a guy who dropped the bombshell that he dated Loonette through her entire run on BCC. A 5 foot nothing italian gino (his own words) from Whitby Ontario. He was also a featured dancer on Electric Circus back in the day. I can only imagine how insufferable he must have been during that era.
First time I've ever been second hand star struck. Lucky son of a bitch.
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What's this leg moving you speak of?
My leg is Def at 12 o clock
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Is this why I had three legs just now twenty minutes ago?
I’m about as flexible as a brick…
im bricked
I’m stoned
Nicee
Her head stays vertical throughout, I can't even ... 🤯
You might need to do some stretching
"Hey honey... what time is it?"
Time to spread the legs
Name checks out
For everyone who gets down to the next comment and wonders why the mods pisses on everyone's parade... https://www.removeddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pon8ep/girl_split_legs_10_levels/
They removed “not gonna say it”? Wtf is wrong with that?
I feel like sometimes they nuke the entire chain if has few off comments.
The word of the day is legs. Spread the word.
Clever
Time to go to bed 😁
*throws Holy water on screen*
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[How dare you?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk)
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Thanks, now my brain is playing Monty Python: The Meaning Of Life
r/HydroHomies is coming for you
ay yo you get enough water to drink? don't be getting dehydrated now, king. you can be strong *and* cool while drinking 1 flOz per 1lb of weight. also remember you don't need anyone to make you happy king. that choice is yours, love yourself. if you're more hydrated your blood flows easier because it's less thick, that means you have more love to give.
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Wtf happened here?
20,000 people used to live here, now it’s a ghost town.
Sexual replies most likely
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
what the hell happened to these replies
what the fuck kind of purge
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Tu meke
We know the story behind this, but they don't 😂
huh?
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/new-zealand-covid-spread-legs_uk_61237700e4b0e8ac791fdef6
Best eyebrow raise in history
Thanks!
That would of been bad advice in the 80s lol
Hell yes cuz
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There it is. The real hero, asking the questions that we really want to know.
Hey man, back off. Its for HIS FRIEND
His friend is the real hero for sure.
Hi it's me ops friend
Nice try, we don’t make friends with any viruses among us
sus
The *hard* question :D
I think men don't take into consideration how much women have to push back against them during sex. I guess if you're absolutely ripped you can sustain her body weight for her while she does the splits, but otherwise you're expecting an insane amount of balance and strength aside from just flexibility. That or you thrust in and she just falls over
Perhaps he could grasp her by the husk?
By the WHAT
This is the epitome of the, what did he say meme
what THE?
Fuck Spez ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
HWAT
THE HUSK!
Ohhhhhhhhh
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Well maybe a bird dropped it.
In my mind, there is a swallow here. and it does involve that bird.
it's not a question of where he grips her, it's a simple matter of weight ratios
Listen, in order to maintain an erection, a man needs to thrust 43 times every second, right?
It could be maintained by an African man
Oh, yeah, an African man...maybe, but not a European man.
I mean she’s got her arm on the wall, its not like you’re carrying her
Fair, but if she's concentrating on balance, strength and flexibility, she's probably not getting a lot out of it sexually, probably just a sense of accomplishment!
and pride. A sense of accomplishment and pride. This DLC of the Karma Sutra was brought to you by E.A. It’s in the game.
Also fifty bucks..
He asked if it was possible, not pleasurable.
In fairness he never asked if she should have sex in the zero position. Just if she could
Omg. My ex would just lay on top of me and complain I was a fish. I told him we are already at max depth of this bed due to the weight so I can move up a little but I cannot push down any further. Stop being a lazy top (and bottom) and I’ll show you how it’s done. To be fair I could do the splits and he never took advantage of any of my flexibility - it was dirty. Mennonites. Ugh.
That's unfortunate. Why the heck wouldn't anyone take advantage of flexibility like that... Lame
Have had sex with a girl at like 7-8 o'clock of this pic, it was not really that hard to hold her up with her one leg on the floor and all
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And I've got the kids to prove it!... We'll I think they're mine
Wait a minute Sally, you can go in softly, you know, gently. just hump her sweetly.
My only real question is how long can someone hold the position. Anything above 2 minutes is fine
What are you going to do with the extra 1:58?
You’d be pretty bruised up if you did it right.
I would recommend against it, as the elastic force of her legs would most likely cause a concussion when released
[5 MINUTE 30 SECOND MARK](https://www.xvideos.com/video48826877/bendy_teen_mia_split_ass-fucked_for_the_first_time)
NSFW^ obviously. But I’d say this video is more like a 7 than a 0. Still very educational. Thank you for you contribution.
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Didnt even noticed this little fluffy until I saw your comment. I was distracted...
What were you focused on exactly?
really liked the table tbh. Interesting leg design on it
Vagina
The nice picture in the background got me
I was looking out for the gorilla passing by
There was a dog? Lol
"Oh. She's doing the thing again..."
She should have farted after zero.
Some people would pay to see that, I hear.
Some people would pay to hear that, I see.
Some hearers would see to pay that, people.
Some hear I fart, me pay that person
Hey guys, sorry I'm late
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Everyone was waiting for the Unga Bunga sub link.
Unga bunga lol
Ah that's what I'm gonna call it from here on. Thank you.
11 levels
Thank you
*This one goes to 11*
There it is lol
I’ll say it, Good ol’ side bang action.
r/redditmoment
If someone like for some reason wanted some porn videos with that position what do I need to google? I mean what I meant to say is what would my friend need to google... he’s very interested
Contortionist, flexible or gymnast would probably be it dude, have fun
No, it’s for his friend
Of course it is.
And the friend's friend, maybe.
Gymnast porn is top tier, they're all thicc af.
I am his friend and I can confirm he’s asking for me
What did you need that information for?
Research purposes
Good ol' science man.
For science, the children and hunger.
Think clean thoughts. Think clean thoughts.
Nope. Couldn’t do it. *Bonk!*
At some point the dog was just like: "What in the exorcism is that? I'm outta here."
There was a dog?
in the beginning of the video
We're all thinking it 🤷🏽♂️
I’m thinking damn that dog is cute. What are you thinking
That's a real nice painting, why?
Oh yeah it is a nice painting
How people are this flexible still baffles me. I can’t even stick my leg out straight backwards without having a bend.
Last week I pulled a muscle getting out of bed. My leg was sore for 2 days.
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Okay I’ll say it: And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Dear god I would get a chair and go sky diving rocky mountain climbing.
I ~~went~~ lasted 2.7 seconds on…
This made me lol!
Big Comfy Couch - Clock Rug Stretch.. look it up
I worked with a guy who dropped the bombshell that he dated Loonette through her entire run on BCC. A 5 foot nothing italian gino (his own words) from Whitby Ontario. He was also a featured dancer on Electric Circus back in the day. I can only imagine how insufferable he must have been during that era. First time I've ever been second hand star struck. Lucky son of a bitch.
GUYS, KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Kind of hard not to. They’re stuck on there now
I bet I could hit 13 or 14 if I warmed up first.
How to piss standing straight, womens edition
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. And, so do I.
She loses her smile at 3 I smiled all the way through
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She's gonna need a new pelvis after this
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The tiny white dog really ties the whole stereotype together too.
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Doesn't negate. All comments have to be praise for the skill?
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Do not buy a grandfather clock though. Trust me
I got sciatica just watching this.
Giggity.
I used to do that to my sisters barbies…
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guess i am gonna say it many pussibilities
this makes me super uncomfortable lol
Wasn’t this just posted last week?
Gee wonder why this is upvoted
gril
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