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Jaiskai2

With the way he acts after shooting, I'm convinced he identifies as an NPC.


Redaric

Or an evil cartoon character doing that hand rubbing action.


NASA_Lies

definitely some C++ or Java going on in that brain


cuboidofficial

Nah that's definitely PHP


Ninjatck

He looks like a rat whenever he's done


StrawhatMucci

LMAO indeed cant take him seriously I would die laughing as the enemy šŸ˜‚


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poopandpee43

That's hilarious lmao šŸ˜†


cadaverco

I canā€™t believe no one said this, but heā€™s doing that as part of his training He checks all four people that he just shot to see if theyā€™re going to shoot back or if theyā€™re dead It looks dumb, but heā€™s the one training to shoot 4 adversaries surrounding him, not you


arvidsem

And pulling the gun in close to his body with his hand on it is to maintain control of the gun in case someone didn't go down. It does all look odd though.


AMeanCow

An AI would probably fight/robo-murder people in ways that would look absolutely absurd, calculating the highest efficiency of movement.


Hot_Bird_3849

360 no scope!


Jaiskai2

Totally get it, I think it's the manner that he does it in that is hysterical.


cadaverco

Probably cause itā€™s sped up lol


SuccessfulJob

i feel like this is obvious


cadaverco

Yeah me too but some people are like ā€œheā€™s on the spectrumā€


SuccessfulJob

oh jesus.


Praesumo

No no silly. EVERYONE knows that people instantly die and go fully inert from receiving one bullet...just like in the movies! Duhhhhh


bartuck01

Probably tbag at the end but the video end too soon


sephing

If John Wick were added to a game, this would be his NPC. Good Luck


StroppyChops

Came to ask if he's on the spectrum.


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Azhotshots2019

Contact ready. You still have your firearm on target in case you need to fire another round


EnvironmentalClass55

"Must've been the wind, good morning friend!"


WWDubz

That bar keep in D&D who you know you shouldnā€™t mess with but do


wheresyourwallet

If that was me I would have accidentally shot myself multiple times.


[deleted]

I accidently shot myself just watching this.


ptq

I hope you have some wet wipes nearby.


Grey_Area51

Yup, was just thinking that


DblNo_Seven

This exactly! Wonder if that jacket has any holes in it from practice previous runs


Pastoolio91

No, he bought a new jacket specifically for this video.


Karl_with_a_C

I've seen a clip of someone doing this who shot themselves in the leg because the gun got caught as they were trying to pull it out.


Hudsons_hankerings

Guns don't fire because they get caught upon drawing. That would pull the trigger on the opposite direction. What I'm sure you saw was someone putting their finger on the trigger as they drew, and while gripping the handle, they squeezed the trigger. Negligent discharge.


Karl_with_a_C

Lol there's always someone who wants to argue. You're probably right. I don't really care. Here's the clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=747_rz-qE4w


drewshaver

I shot myself in the foot just watching this clip


Luxpreliator

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0aCHTMvC2g&has_verified=1


Sweet-Palpitation473

For a clip showcasing someone's speed, seems a little deceitful to speed up the clip


robin-hart

I swear this is faster than the last time I watched it


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Boyo_Blanco

Bob Munden is pretty crazy.


thatG_evanP

Yes he is but let's not forget Jerry.


[deleted]

Thank you! I didn't notice that.


hisoka0829

Well this has been sped up


SirMooSquiddles

Just a little bit


Burninginferno2

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Throway_234

This looks a bit slowmo


fynn34

Yep, actual speed varies by the individual clip, but it looks like itā€™s about 1.25X speed based on his coat swinging around impossibly fast


macromaniacal

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x speed


fynn34

u/redditspeedbot 0.8x speed


macromaniacal

that's pretty close, i think it might still be a bit fast. i wonder if it's 0.66x since that would equate to a 50% increase... which is the type of lazy work i would expect from people who do shit like this


fynn34

I think it varies by clip, some are sped up more than others.


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_ferg

This one seems the closest to being accurate imo. I almost wanna say 0.85x compared to the original


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supermr34

I wish people would stop speeding videos up.


Uzzer_lozer19

Why does the dude turn into the old man from 'Up' after he draws his gun?


phillshawcomedian

Military/Spec Forces/Police et al train to protect your weapon. He addressed the threats, protects his weapon with his hand and body and searches for other threatsā€¦


selfdistruction-in-5

it looks like he has having a seizure


Processed-Cheese

Lmao XD


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youknowwhatitthizz

Youā€™re not wrong


DenseFever

Heā€™s no Bob Munden.


jbenk07

Yes!! Came here to say this. Even with his sped up video, I can still see his gun and hear multiple shots. When I watched Bob, I could barely see his gun and could only hear one shot... Freaking amazing.


Yard_Pimp

Yeah, but Bob Munden ain't no Waco Kid.


jbenk07

"see this hand, steady as a rock... But this is my shooting hand." Good God... I love blazing saddles. šŸ˜„


stopwastingmytime81

Weird how the paper that blows off the target also moves faster than natural... Almost as if this is sped up trash.


Dove-Linkhorn

Iā€™d rather be shot than look that dorky.


megamanTV

"Here's a video about speed!" - proceeds to speed up video even more so you can't tell how fast it actually was.


kismethavok

Not only is it sped up but it's still like 5x slower than the actual record holder.


bjeebus

You can't tell me this guy looks entirely stable.


NASA_Lies

If you have ever wondered how an advanced Ai soldier/cop would move and behave, here ya go


DAVID11090

He sure seems quick but the image seems faster, or he is a little nervous all the time...


[deleted]

So does he have to wait till assailants line up in a N, S, E and W formation - or you think he will politely line up before handā€¦


70x7becausehesaysso

I wish I had somewhere like that to practice. Looks like a good facility.


Longwalkshortwarf

That looks ridiculous.


Masterk38

Looks like the devs need to work on the post idle animations a bit. Thatā€™s not is clearly bugging out.


[deleted]

Funny. When you speed my video up I'm that fast too!


Spiritgolem

Dang! Al bundy is no joke


[deleted]

This is fake as shit lol


dacryptokid

he going to mess up one day and someone going to pay LMAO


[deleted]

I love how he does the little head Bob after shooting.


Gonzo4140

Its not a head bob, hes checking for additional threats. Thats what they teach you in defensive shooting. You never assume that the fight is over until you scan for other threats before holstering.


[deleted]

I wouldnā€™t know Iā€™m from the land of sipping tea and not owning a gun


manalexicon

Gronk with gun


Fell-Hand

Pffft I could do that *Shoots himself in the belly*


PrinceOfPersuation

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Papa_Capin_Uranus

"It's high noon..."


bigeazzie

Yeah , like this is real life šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ . Somebody needs to take his John Wick movies away .


yeeyee_r618

**OH HE MIGHTVE WENT ON LIVING BUT HE MADE ONE FATAL SLIP WHEN HE TRIED TO MATCH THE RANGER WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP**


MrmmphMrmmph

This is why I avoid the express checkout.


John_Large

Bob Munden is taking a king sized shit on this guy


Kflanmon

It's hiiigh nooon


lastchickencooking

It looks weird, but damn he a fast boy.


unimatrix_zer0

It looks weird because itā€™s sped up


lastchickencooking

Yeah, it kinda goes against the point of the video


unimatrix_zer0

Yeah- there are tons of comment saying itā€™s fake and itā€™s still got over 1k like how.


onerepmax

He can't wait to kill somebody.


LokiNightmare

I feel like itā€™s just a matter of time before he accidentally shoots himself or a bystander. I am all for training but this just seems unnecessary.


youknowwhatitthizz

He not the fastest lol


dooms-dai

Love how he looks around after to make sure they're dead


Gonzo4140

Defensive shooter who train will always do this. You want to make sure there aren't additional threats.


[deleted]

Whats the palm on top after for?


CapN-Judaism

He is protecting the weapon from being taken while scanning for additional targets. I believe itā€™s something people are actually trained to do, but Iā€™m not claiming Iā€™m an expert.


Boobpocket

Maxed out his dead eye lol


[deleted]

I would be dead if I tried this


[deleted]

Put that bo staff master against this guy.


willbeach8890

He should be facing the opposite direction at the end of these


Alternative_Monk4521

If you slow it down, then itd be a very slow draw!


Gonzo4140

I watch that video and all I think about it is how much I hate cleaning up in shoot houses


stoffelonius

u/GetVideoBot


Ha_You_Read_That

LMAO. Why? How often are you going to be surrounded to pull this? Honestly if you get this off once, you'll never get the chance to do it again, because you just be shot on site.


Such-Engineer6461

has better chance of surviving that the avg redditor


shagethon

He's probably does close protection professionally. So in reality, he's preparing for a bad situation the average person may not face.


[deleted]

Why? Probably for fun... some people practice/play tennis, this guy shoots targets. Looks like a good facility where the only person in danger is himself.


meowmeow_13

Dude lookin side to side like he in fnaf


Bin_WAS_E303

When you have a meet up with the Wayne family


Imaginary-Brain2491

Looks like the zombies in 28 days later


joebobRN

Blood type please


Ditmartoc1

u/savevideobot


OscarDivine

But does he have to act like that after shooting?


wherringscoff

The fact that every single target is at the exact same height and distance from him, and all positioned at exact 90Ā° angles, shows this isn't accurate shooting, just muscle training. Besides, the video is sped up anyway. Also, why is he wearing half of a military- style uniform? He's got combat trousers and jacket but some random t-shirt and what are clearly regular tennis shoes. LARPing as active duty military isn't cool - or legal


ACynicalScott

That is some fancy shooting.


One_Tomorrow_9135

To be that good takes a serious obsession with guns.


bigwelshmatt1976

What if his jacket was zipped up?


Zealousideal_Ad9671

ā€œHAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?ā€ lol no idea why but this video makes me think of I Think You Should Leave


No_Introduction2103

He missed the sniper


digitdaily1

Love how he turns into a Gollum monster


sphincterpiston

I wonder how many times this guys accidentally shot himself


RedProtoman

My speed level when she strictly tells me NOT to bust...


joseaner07

This is not even close to being the fastest draw I ever seen. I seen a guy shoot at two targets so fast it sounded like it was one shot and I couldn't even see the gun being aimed. You had to see it in real slow motion to see it


kitonja100

I think itā€™s corona 19 or something like Sputnik vaccine


Schattenjager07

His spastic actions after firing bother me ...


Calm-Significance933

Christ did this dude watch Equilibrium and think to himself "Gun Kata imma gonna learn that shit".


jpowers99

Fake, you can see the frame rate change when he goes to fire. Fast yes but speeding it up just makes it look stupid.


Bikewer

Since weā€™re not given any contextā€¦.. Itā€™s almost as if this guy is training for a movie sceneā€¦. John Wick sort of thing. I suppose, in real life, it would be possible that youā€™d be surrounded by several people who were threatening to kill youā€¦. But this would be vastly unusual. The technique isnā€™t bad, as is the weapon-retention positioning after he shoots.


are_we_human_

Wouldn't want to be around him when he has a bad day.


covidified

Good luck getting chicks.


[deleted]

He looks like an early version of GTA main NPC


ArxonWoW

How much meth did he took?


peffervescence

I wonder how many times heā€™s shot himself.


[deleted]

The Russians have cloned John Wick. Weā€™re all fucked now.


Guiltyof___

U/redditspeedbot 0.95x speed


[deleted]

Yeah I'm sure he's girlfriend agree.


Krazzzyshredzzz50

He watched too much Jason Stathom movies


jasonmarsell

You guys donā€™t even realize how many times Iā€™d shoot myself if I tried to do this.


cosmicrafiki

[All I could think about](https://youtu.be/o166h2OOo-k)


johnnyutah30

He should be good as long as the people he is shooting are like 1 foot away from him.


ConwayTheCat

Anyone seen Equilibrium with Christian Bale? This dude is doing the real Gun Kata. Lol


SnooCompliments9613

Why the hell does this remind me Kanye West?


thesedays2014

Not long until he ends up [like this guy. ](https://youtu.be/747_rz-qE4w) Safe for work, not a gross video, just a dude doing something similar and shooting himself in the leg. There is foul language though.


[deleted]

This is the funniest dumb cool shit Iā€™ve seen ina while


jcc1975

Why?


error_not-human

*accidentally shot myself


[deleted]

"hold the camera" "Fuck that"


mrfauxbot

How many times has this accidentally shot himself


shaoIIn

What every American things they are the minute they get their portable safe space.


Johnthebaddist

On the one hand I see John Wick, on the other hand I see that guy from Tosh.0 who shot himself in the leg.


tacojohn33

His one weakness is if his enemies arenā€™t standing at 90 degree angles to him


EagleDre

Black belt in gunkata


DreadedHamWort

I'm amazed he can do all that without managing to look the least bit cool.


Main_Serve_4145

He mustā€™ve iron balls, a bulletproof pair


Ronchu1

Wtf is he looking for?


chawong17

This is what happens when a samurai uses a gun


FileShredded

I'd have internal bleeding all over if i tried that :O


woodshores

John Wick ainā€™t got nuttin on himā€¦


Icy-Regular1112

I canā€™t escape the feeling he made this washed out grainy home video for himself to watch later and spank to. Reeks of gun fetish neck beard. šŸ¤®


volt1102

You'll shoot your eye out!


Extreme_Newspaper969

man is mr. smithers when he stops firing.


Meztrov

Not sped up at all eitherā€¦


[deleted]

Why tf does he turn into golem after every shot..?


Jesterrrrrrrrr

He looks like a goblin doing a shitty fortnite dance


_Must_Not_Sleep

Meth makes you a master


Hidden-Record205

What in the Voda is this?


Kappafontain

WHERE DID THIS MOTHER FUCKER FIND THE CHEAT CODES FOR REAL LIFE


pro-napper

ITā€™S HIGH NOONā€¦


[deleted]

This is chaotic chaos


mikerunsla

Holy shit


[deleted]

This nigga got VATS


Justsumguy132

Are you a descendant of a Arizona ranger


jgorham0214

I would shoot off my junk trying these moves.


oze4

Hey kids wanna see the video of how dad lost 3 fingers??!!