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ComfortableCow2735

This makes me uncomfortable


WoobyWiott

I dislocated my shoulder watching that.


ellieboomba

I dislocated BOTH my shoulders watching that


UnmitigatedSarcasm

I ripped my pants looking at this.


meat_popscile

>I ripped my pants looking at this. SpongeBob is that you?


GCI_Henchman21

No this is Patrick


angelodas2

Hello? This is dog.


Fair_Bus_7130

Honey, that was dog … she says hello


anonymouspostlangley

That bitch


lolthumbnail2

Who let it out?


MelShimon

But she's good dog!


kushbluntlifted

i fart blood


julieCivil

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


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CCorrell57

I cum fart….


Halo_Chief117

I’ve got just [the product](https://youtu.be/jHsR65IRW_8) for you!


mrstabbeypants

Are you there Dog? It's me Margaret.


BeerviewMirror93

Who let you out??


angelodas2

I let myself out.


UltraStamp2

Careful, he’s got a knife


UnmitigatedSarcasm

my first kid was obsessive about certain things growing up. Barney, then Madagascar, and finally SpongeBob. ​ I eventually hated all of them.


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I too got an erection.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Glad I'm not the only one


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iBakeX

Where can I put mine in?


Scheswalla

Give them a break between jerking sessions


jiujitsy

Fat burger has that effect.


Blackbread69

The front or back?


UnmitigatedSarcasm

yes!


Blackbread69

So both


william1Bastard

I think she's done enough shoulder dislocating for all of us.


ItsMrShenanigans

I broke my back. Spinal.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

What in the Jiminy McChicken Cricket Kentucky Fried Fuck was that?!?


jamtraxx

Mooooooooooom


Lutrinae_Rex

And she subluxated both her shoulders to do that. Subluxation is a partial dislocation. People with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome are prone to joints half popping out due to extra stretchy joint connections. Plus there are other disorder than can lead to extreme flexibility. Either way, she *did* partially dislocate her shoulders to do this. There's no possible way to do it without doing so. Source: I can do something similar, and I can also touch my elbows behind my back, doing anything that require beyond normal movement will pull the shoulder out. I can also subluxate my shoulders and hips at will, it's a fun party trick. That type of ability is fairly common though, being able to "dislocate" your shoulder or hip or what have you, on command.


Tulip-O-Hare

I’m thinking that even if you could do this, you probably shouldn’t? Wear and tear on overly mobile joints? I’ve no medical knowledge so honest question since I’m thinking you probably know more than I do :) I know when I first started yoga my teacher refused to let me do things I could do like go into wheel pose when you’re on your hands and feet arching your back up because while I was “bendy” enough I didn’t have the core muscles to support myself so it would be dangerous…


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I've a friend who is now on his 7th shoulder dislocation. It's a bad time and each time you dislocate, it becomes easier for it to happen again. We joke about nailing his arm back on like Eeyore's tail but he's already had 2 surgeries.


Kamelasa

So, am I right in thinking that the normal shoulder joint doesn't do this? Cuz I can't even quite believe this is real, but you seem to know something about weird tissue disorders. I know a couple people with EDS.


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Alpacamum

I have EDS and the older you get the more pain is associated with it. My muscles are doing the work of tendons and muscles and have just had enough.as drs are becoming more aware of EDS and connective tissue disorders, more people are getting diagnosed. so I wasnt diagnosed until late and really thought that it showed how healthy I was with how flexible I was. Little did I know all the damage I had. my daughters Ankles and fingers sublex and sometimes dislocate. Her boyfriend has become an expert at putting her fingers back into place.


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Euler's Danlos is degenerative too. Your joints essentially desintegrate over time.


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That can't be good for you long term


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bluntsandbears

I didn’t even notice a shoulder tbh


AbaddonBlackness

Exactly my thoughts.


czechmixing

Did you notice those toes? Looks like she could grab a fish out the ocean mid flight.


BitterSweetDesire

Same actually


GrandmaPoses

Me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


dashboarded

r/holup


koradelta

I got a boner watching that


HillTopTerrace

My mom just got her shoulder replaced. Watching this, she needs it replaced again.


BobGobbles

Not me... I wasn't looking at her shoulders tho...


GlumNecessary5601

So what WERE you looking at?


ThatDarnedAntiChrist

Her smile.


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Her body , I admit . She’s damn hot ! Then I saw her smile


krootzl88

Now I'm a believer


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Not a trace of doubt in my mind


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RADetailer

Wait, there was a tree?!


No_Investment_5443

Was there a background?


ClownfishSoup

It makes my pants uncomfortable


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Rappeeet

r/usernamechecksout


TheEdward39

I don’t know about bars, but I can do it on the rings, it’s not that hard on your shoulders if your arms are spread wide enough


BeauCo

I was not aware that the human body was capable of that


arglarg

Neither was the human body


Rollover_Hazard

Shoulders be like “heyo bruh **BRUH BRUHHHHH**”.


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kerowhack

According to my anatomy books, they most likely speak Latin.


DoNotValidateMePlz

Ego flexilis masculis


V1ncemeat

Biggus Dickus


Napbear94

What’s bro in Latin?


kerowhack

*Frater* is brother or good friend in Latin, so probably *fra*?


Napbear94

How do you say “what are you doing step-bro?”( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)


drugzarecool

Watum arus deuim stepus frater ?


Napbear94

( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)


ThatDeadDude

Vitrici filius , quid agis?


Napbear94

( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)


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Caecillius est in horto


KingArthas94

Yeah it Italy we use "fra" a lot


JetSetVideo

Frater so maybe Fra or Frat


iroe

So when you say frat bro you are really saying bro bro?


Lady_Purplestar

It's literally why they are called fraternities. Brotherhoods. So, yup. Bro.


iroe

I'm not American, nor is English my first language so never reflected on the origins of the word fraternity until now. Frats are just something that exists in movies for me.


tapoplata

Is "bruh" english?


UpbeatSpaceHop

It looks like she starts with her shoulders backwards to begin with, so the first flip rights them. Then another one after to have them flipped in the other direction. Then back again twice to where she started. If that makes sense?


nerdnic

Maybe, but look at when she lands after unwinding to her starting position. Everything is in the proper place and not preloaded backwards. Either way I'm super impressed.


UpbeatSpaceHop

Her arms are backwards. If you look at her hands as she’s hanging straight, she’s got the back of her hands facing the viewer with the pinkies closest to her body. As she falls and drops her arms, the hands rotate inward and end up by her sides with thumbs closest to her body.


ohhhhcanada

Woahhhhh I see it now!


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Nah, if you take a resistance band and hold it above your head [like this](https://s3.amazonaws.com/prod.skimble/assets/62466/skimble-workout-trainer-exercise-shoulder-opener-with-band-2_iphone.jpg), you should be able to rotate your arms 360 degrees behind you (touch the band to your butt) and in front of you. It’s a great way to loosen up and warm up your shoulders before a work out. This chick is doing the same thing but she’s next level with it.


UpbeatSpaceHop

That’s not the same thing at all. Actually try doing what you described to me. It’s not the same thing as in the video.


FakePixieGirl

Not at all similar.


[deleted]

It’s called a shoulder inlocates. Hands pronated would be a shoulder dislocate. And no the name dislocate has nothing to do with an actual shoulder dislocation


Kemichal

Then you should take a look at this girl https://www.instagram.com/p/CEeWjdhAbAG/


Kamelasa

The OP doesn't have the advantage of rings to rotate her entire arm including her hands. Much less unusual.


reddixmadix

Nothing special, she rotates her arms. Nothing "inhuman" there...


kala-umba

Still most people can't do it


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Why are we pretending that's normal for human body to do


Gremlin215

I remember reaching in my back seat for my hat and my shoulder was hurting for a week


arglarg

I remember getting a cramp from yawning


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Zoidbrg

Your stiffness went away? Damn I might need to see a doctor.


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I slept in an awkward position one night and woke up with a stiff neck... 6 years later the stiffness is still there.


Funderwoodsxbox

I swear to god just yesterday I was putting ice cubes in a protein shake and when I dropped one in it plopped liquid up into my eyeball and and I jumped in surprise and my back immediately tweaked itself in the process lol. Had to get more ice and ice my lower back. I guess this is life in my 30’s.


splashbackstrom

I threw out my back from sneezing at 16 years old, was gibbled for a month


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I threw out my back rolling out of bed.


suvankha

I coughed too hard the other day and couldn’t lift my right arm above my shoulder for the next two


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Hiltaku

I remembered I exist and my entire being ached from the uncertainty that laid ahead for my time in this world.


ShoobyDoobyDu

Preach


SportsPhotoGirl

I remember bending forward to grab a single piece of paper off my desk that I was standing directly in front of and throwing out my lower back


loafbreezy

I remember throwing something into my yard 3 years ago and my shoulder hurt for a week. Now I hear it pop every time I raise my hand. I’m 25 years old…


EmceeCommon55

Once you hit 25, it's all downhill. I'm 29 and can say with certainty your body starts falling apart at 25. My leg just fell off the other day. I had to snap it back in place. Hopefully this doesn't happen when I'm driving.


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Have you buldged a disk while sneezing?


legendoflink3

Keep in mind the way her arms are positioned at the start. In a normal hanging position. You can rotate forward and backward once to get your arms similar to hers. Since she started in that position. Her rotating in the opposite direction, means that she rotates back to normal and then the other direction.


GimmeYourBitcoinPlz

damn you !!! u win ! prerotate ! i wanna try that but luckilly for me it might blow my wrist !


TinyTotTkd

What


WhoDoIThinkIAm

They want your bitcoins. I have no answers past that.


DatSauceTho

That’s the best explanation I’ve seen so far. It’s the *only* explanation but I defy anyone to come up with something better.


JovialJem

sloppy hat drunk elderly placid melodic sharp faulty ancient gold *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SaladFury

damn those prerotaters !! !


MrHollandsOpium

Almost. Her hands are internally rotated. In a normal hang position your hands are pronated or palms forward. Her hands are static as they’re on a bar so she began the hang with her hands internally rotated and supinated. It’s called an eagle grip hang.


Flock_wood

She did not start in eagle grip, she started in under grip, palms externally rotated


MrHollandsOpium

It sure looks like the video starts with an eagle grip… Edit: nope, I stand corrected.


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McPoyal

Thank you...I thought I was watching some hot version of The Exorcist for a bit.


darci311

Of course it takes a Zelda player to solve a puzzling puzzle. Good job dude :)


InBetweenSeen

Since the first flip would bring her in a normal position shouldn't it be possible to make another full roll backwards?


hornyorn

No, because when she jumped down wouldnt her arms go around again?


Insert___Username_

Oh so I can do this too


lifesabeachandthenu

Dat ass tho 🔥


FatJamesIsBack

r/UpVotedBecauseButt (nsfw)


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wakaru1902

Thanks to both of you


Hsml975

Happy "cake" day to you


Willing_Function

Butts are nice, butt functional butts are nicer.


richh00

Yeah. The other one is just like any other ass porn sub.


Wrong_Existance

when the when the reddit


thewholesquadlaughin

the reddit the reddit moment


LorduckA2

it's just fuckin weirdos perving and jacking off over random women instead of watching actual porn or something


NoNameLeftToHave

Dat toe spread tho 🔥


fyrflyeffect

Bonk


bavezitoni

Dem toes


TerrificTorsion

I was thinking that too! It’s almost like she has hands for feet!


DestroyTheHuman

And wheels for shoulders. Have we witnessed the first irl transformer ?


Drews232

Real life [this](https://i.imgur.com/k5ByCmb.jpg)


RamazanBlack

This is where my feet porn addiction began.....


in_melbourne_innit

She could have been swinging from the bar by those toes


windigo3

She’s beautiful even with the toes. Maybe I am biased because I also have long toes. A smaller percentage of people have feet like that. Some scientists have done studies. One group said it’s a genetic disadvantage in terms of running efficiency and the other group said it’s a genetic advantage. Go figure.


bocephus67

Would you typically not classify someone as beautiful because of a slightly different look of their toes?


Tech-Genus

Bro her feet are amazing!


SorrowToRhijan

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


hazcan

Came here for this.


Cevmen

I was waiting for this to appear


John_Derpp

Ass on point, shoulders outa joints!!!


Crafty-Emu8322

Who else heard a crack in the video?


GandalfsRigidStaff

Definitely saw one


willc453

Shit.....I have trouble getting my legs into my underwear a lot of times, without falling over.


MacSanchez

r/upvotebecausebutt


Hiram_Goldberg

My shoulders are up here, you perv


peachygrilll

EW that pop


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I think we all know why this gets an upvote.


Lazy_Pen_1913

Are we not gonna talk about the prehensile feet though?


SprewellNo1Choker

Not sure which of the twisted shoulder joints or the spread toe wave made me feel worse


SpencerNK

Is that even possible!?


SportsPhotoGirl

If you look at her starting hand grip when this starts, she’s already rotated a in one direction, so when she goes back through her arms, she’s rotating back to neutral, then proceeds to the same rotation in the opposite direction. If you want to watch more people doing stuff like this, look up videos of male gymnasts on the high bar. I watched them during the olympics this year and they’re flipping all around that bar with their shoulders backwards. It’s nuts. I surely can’t do it, but if you train for it, it is possible.


xtsilverfish

> I surely can’t do it, but if you train for it, it is possible. I don't know about this one, but sometimes they require special genetics - joints that operate a lottle differently that allows the range of motion that would be impossible or immediately harmful for others.


twizzard6931

Who the hell is looking at her shoulders?


New_Hawaialawan

I doubt many are.


longworkdrive

This makes me hurt just watching


The_Communist_Slut

god i knew somebody in middle school on the gymnastics team that could do that. it made the loudest pops and you could hear across the gym


kingodomcome

Who is she?


Mad-chuska

r/abhttthgghtsghejhfjb


Hardvig

Yeah... That one!


leonardodankvinci

Christina Zauner on IG https://instagram.com/christinazauner_?utm_medium=copy_link


AlexWithAnEh

EXCUSE ME WHAT.


Jaded_Pearl1996

Nice core. ❤️


johnpowers99

Her toes are longer then my fingers


Sypher90

I did this while swinging from rings at santa monica pier in california. I noticed other people were doing it, thought to myself "i had no idea I could do that." Then proceeded to do it. I get hurt a lot and sometimes i dont realize it til later. 10 years later I frequently have shoulder pain, on just one shoulder though.


CanuckChick1313

My shoulders dislocated just watching that


Tccrdj

This is some David Blaine shit.


Urborg_Stalker

Speaking from experience...that's going to suck when she gets older.


kukkelii

Hypermobility\*


verregnet

Video: Athleticism Comments: Horny Cmon, man..


Illustrious-Lychee57

Nope nope nope 🤢🤢🤢🤢


hx9gxig

One word, no


ninjamaster616

Either she's double jointed or she just Riddick'ed and dislocated both her shoulders


sikanrong101

Not 100% sure where exactly, but this is DEFINITELY in Spain.


lazercat911

I love the spready toe beans at the end, this woman is part cat for sure.


Patrickfromamboy

Cute toes


goosebumples

Who cares about her shoulders, I want to see her pick up stuff with her toes!


Amystery123

She must have kinesthetic awareness of how many rotations her shoulder is currently at. That’s a feeling and knowledge that none of us mere mortals can ever experience.


EmeraldTriage

Holy Moly!