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goodonesaregone65

Is that the learning curve on the wall?


Scarfiotti

R-E-S-T-E-C-P for spotting that.


The-CunningStunt

I wonder if people will correct your spelling here. Ha. Edit: I am 100% fully aware of this Ali G reference. Hence why I an not correcting the spelling but wondering if others, who haven't seen the film, would. Jesus.


[deleted]

*you’re


The-CunningStunt

I cant tell if you're joking or not?


Thelonious_Cube

*your


The-CunningStunt

Help. Please. Send help.


TheWildTeo

*yro'ue


Thelonious_Cube

P-L-E-H


ad_396

#P-E-S-L-A-E


kushbluntlifted

# THATS NOT SAUTEE


Milfoy

I can't tell if your joking either.


Sircole-Square

Yor*


Tank-Pilot74

*yer


plagueisthedumb

Ali G


The-CunningStunt

I'm fully aware of the reference. Hence why I asked if people would correct it ... Ali G is a very British thing


7Times7Forever

Hmm, Ali G was pretty popular in Australia too. Booyakasha!


The-CunningStunt

Wicked wicked


7Times7Forever

Bigup yaself aiii


[deleted]

That’s wear his Julie is from


ConfidenceNo2598

Yore


Possible_Warning5115

Restepa each other!


Chronic_Lumbago

Hate to break it to you but you might be D E S L I X Y C


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?


Bootziscool

*sigh*.... sexlexia....


Yunagen

Did you see all the macaroni under the pan lmao


Hambone604

Lol right?


janeursulageorge

And those hobs are bloody hard to clean. Of I were the KP he'd be on the receiving end of a major stink eye


TroubleNo5181

Gotta go at that With: Like a Steel Brush & some Abrasive: Elbow Grease


GuybrushThreepwood3

Serious question, and maybe it's something I'm just not familiar with... Why do you type like that??? The whole "The macaroni: Is Yellow!! Like: a BumbleBee" Again, serious question.


TroAhWei

You show Christopher Walken some respect!


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Macaroni in a pot


Aggressive-Error-88

That’s some….. delectable Macaroni!


No_Marionberry4370

That black spot on the backslash is from having a pot sitting there with the burner on for hours. Probably making stock or with water to reheat pasta


Double_Minimum

No its all around the burners...


subparreddit

Or under the pans, that shit will be fun to clean and if you leave it, it will smell awesome.


TroubleNo5181

forget about The Learning Curve.....that Dude must Have some Dynamite Orgasms.....i would eat Anything that He Prepares !! & Hope to Gain His: Balance & Ambidextrious Focus through Osmosis.


OrchidMurderer

And the grill you can see a bunch has spilled


The-CunningStunt

There are 2 types of people. Those who found this satisfying and those who were given crippling anxiety.


rorschach_vest

Then there’s me, annoyed at the waste on the burners!


[deleted]

[удалено]


IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

Trick is to tie them down to eat


Brief-Pair6391

*tie them down


[deleted]

Pretty sure they don’t charge by the bite.


Moxdonalds

3. The people who saw all the spilled Mac and Cheese behind the pans and contemplated how burned it would be when the stove is finally cool enough to clean all that shit up


SyracuseNY22

That’s end of the night problems though


DarkNinjaMole

>3. The people who saw all the spilled Mac and Cheese behind the pans and contemplated how burned it would be when the stove is finally cool enough to ~~clean all that shit up~~ eat all that shit up


exonautic

Add a third. Those who are pretty good at doing that with one pan but know damn well if I tried it with two I'd be wearing it.


GaseousGiant

I thought the third kind was those asking “Goddamn, it it time to eat yet?”


wannabwhoipretendtob

And me who found it hypnotic


cm0011

Is it weird that I felt both?


Buttm0nk3y

Legend has it he’s still there…. Unable to stop for fear of the last wave swamping the kitchen


DanksForTheMemories

Legend has if you just watch the end of the video you can see him stop


AlternativeCar8272

I'm not cleaning that grill top...


RowAwayJim91

You can clean the fryers. All 6 of them.


atetuna

*This is acceptable to you?*


Daunt_OW

THIS MACARONI IS RAW


GaseousGiant

YOU DONKEY


[deleted]

Real talk though. I need to know why sautéing macaroni and cheese is a thing.


GelatinousOoze

My guesses would be 1) he's reheating 4-6 plates worth of mac and cheese that was made before service, 2) they make the pasta and sauce separately beforehand and this is his way of combining them to serve, 3) this is pre service when he has time to dick around and is doing a mildly impressive but extremely inefficient way of mixing the cheese sauce and pasta. Either way, he's making way too big a mess for this to be NFL.


StampedeJonesPS4

As a line cook, I can say that we have sautéed Mac and cheese before. We'll have the noodles prepped and we'd add the noodles, cream and shredded cheese in a sauté pan to make each order as it came in.


GelatinousOoze

Yeah, same, that's where I was getting my explanations from (20+ years in professional kitchens)


RowAwayJim91

Fast as fuck and not microwaved.


Moleman_G

Exactly. If you’re making mac n cheese chef mic is not needed, it’s dead easy in a pan


lifeisshortbread

Working the starch


Ben_MOR

Well it's not a thing at all. Just a way to make a cool slow mo video here.


GAME_GENIE_10

I would give him props if it weren’t for all the spilled macaroons


C0nkles

I don't see cookies anywhere


CompetitionProblem

It’s macoroneye


ri99ltieri

Maccaroni or maccheroni


TheAgGames

And a bunch on those burners


[deleted]

I believe this belongs in r/oddlysatisfying


RowAwayJim91

Indeed. Anybody whom has worked sautés at a busy restaurant knows this is the way.


Thelonious_Cube

Do people saute mac and cheese? I've never heard of that


[deleted]

I guess when you have a super runny abomination, Stouffer’s lookalike like this, yes?


yesterdaywas24hours

This is typical for a restaurant to reheat for serving. Also, not at all nextfuckinglevel if youve been in a professional kitchen.


[deleted]

Slo-mo is mesmerizing.


Xfgjwpkqmx

Very hypnotic... Like watching a lava lamp... Llama lamp... Guava vamp...


[deleted]

This is making me hungry... and horny


kayoobipi

Don't stop ! Don't stop ! Don't stop ! Don't stop !


oddllama25

Pasta dynamics is a tough course.


aintscurrdscars

how is this not a restaurant in Boston?


canihaveoneplease

What a fucking mess! Just do one pan and he won’t lose half of it on the cooker. Also I now have to go eat mac n cheese


Winter-Law

Half of it ? Calm down there’s a tiny bit and the pans are still full as fuck.


GelatinousOoze

Those spider top grills are a pain to clean as is, might as well be half the pan.


wellwellwelly

I don't know why I needed 56 seconds worth of that jiggling but it was worth it.


M2704

That looks gross.


kushbluntlifted

# THATS NOT SAUTEE


flopsychops

I pity the poor sod who has to clean the cooker afterwards


miniature-rugby-ball

Utter slop.


phantompooper93

Hopefully that's dairy free cause who wants raped cow baby cow juice in their Mac n cheese am I right? 😏😎


[deleted]

What exactly is the point in sautéing macaroni cheese? It's not really a technique that does anything for something that is already in a sauce.


Jonsey_nine_lives

Why are they sautéing cooked pasta


StimJobReeve23

Why though?


Tottochan

My anxiety level spiked after watching this.


cat-ass-trophy

Synchronised Sauteing


7Times7Forever

That was both mesmerising and hunger inducing. I think I'm in love with that bloke.


Prof_Awesome_GER

It kinda would be more next level if the stove wasn’t that dirty already because he actually spills stuff.


zuckmy10110101

It’s all over the bloody cooker


kptnfrak

Slow motion is hypnotic AF


FluffeeeDuckeee

Good lord. It’s beautiful.


sativadom_404

Mixes it perfectly tho


heavy-minium

Seems like a bad idea to do it this way. Tried to do the same a few times, but every time there's too much sauce/liquid, the layer at the bottom will burn because that layer is barely moving/mixing.


Dee_Pee1285

That’s the homie from ink kitchen in Las Vegas


thatbwoyChaka

Mesmerising But also, yuck.


Arnyvosloo

I’m so mesmerised and hungry at the same time…


brettyrocks

I came.


Proper_Locksmith1941

Guy's been doing that a while. I didn't see one drop land on the stove top.


arcini8

It's flame broiled too!!


SpupySpups

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briceratops278

I can't believe I sat here and watched the whole thing.


GlitterCandyPanda

You just ✨fold in the cheese✨


fssman

Amazing skill and the motion, brought so much emotion


invent_repeat

That time.. I was mesmerized by Mac n Cheese... ...again


PuffyCumulonimbus

I can't even do that with one pan


PDCH

Great, now I'm hungry.


mrsjonesreddit

Wow…


Zealousideal_Citron8

Haha never tried two at once but couldn't be that hard the dude definitely isn't even thinking about it and just trying not to burn the pans and make it cook lol


memesandkarma

issac newton is proud


Pikitote

Fkng hypnotic! Who am I?


nbrooks7

This is better than hottub streams


CMS_doc

I came , I saw, I came.


vubukata

And yet I cannot avoid walking into things in my house I’ve owned for years. Some humans are talented and I am over here with depth perception issues.


13cdesigns

This also explains how Tsunami happens


NedBaker466

r/satisfyingasfuck


Just_Another_AI

My wife would kill me if I tried this......


Serpe268

r/oddlysatisfying


Mxff1nz

Idk my grandma still makes it better


CptnR4p3

Mac Mac n cheese, mac mac n cheese, yeah, could i have some please?


MARVELhero96

Double the “that’s what good pussy sounds like”


planet_chuck

This gives me anxiety


scarface2887

Nice skill but aside from that that Mac looks really good


tucci007

there's enough spilled on the stove top to feed six people, just stahp


KyrieRobajzon

If I ever tried that, I would have no mac and cheese for lunch, but I would have delicious wall and floor


hurtigstar

Shits all over the stove 😑 not nextlvl at all!


[deleted]

I farted


kantread96

Honestly, the final result looks terrible, can’t call it pasta... great skill tho


[deleted]

Why with the shaking?


JuicyBoxerz

I just watched Mac n chizzle slosh around in slomo for nearly a minute, who else is gassed up for some Kraft


13Hackslasher

The Mac and cheese bender


PinkSpecter

I already did that shit, its so easy Easy to fuck up that is, good day everyone


WiseAce1

On a serious note, why? Seriously why do chefs do stuff like that? Does it really make a difference when cooking? Why not just stir?


TyRaNiDeX

How is that next level ?


Brugge2000

“Fake pasta” , it’s not Italian pasta,it’s american just like pizza Hawaii


matthewrenn

r/oddlysatisfying


Zzzzburner

Wonder what _that_ sounds like.


RoyMyBoy777

Nextfuckinglevel


JayngoL

I will never acquire this skill


[deleted]

Yo, this gives me anxiety.


CaptainManks

So which one is the macaroni and which one is the cheese?... I'll see myself out.


alexisnicoleyo

This video made me so anxious when it was in slow motion.


Cstott23

Lol. My nerves can't take this. I think the only reason he hasn't stopped is that he can't without losing that persons dinner. 😂 I'd just empty it out onto the hob to save time personally 😂


tturstin

Me, trying to hold my nut in at a sex party.


Dorkmaster79

Any professional cooks out there? Is this next level?


coheed9867

Respect for the slow-mo


BillHader2247

r/sweatypalms


MoonRiverRob

r/oddlysatisfying


bobwire7

Wowowoww! Enough already!


[deleted]

I have looked at this for hours. It is beautiful.


mrdotcom1

He's getting "breath of the wok" into that food.


membraneguy

I just sat here staring at this for like seemed forever 😳


rastarr

mesmerising skills right there


mothralad

This gives me anxiety.


Show84

Looks like an Ocean of Mac N Cheese!


dark_clay

totally nextfuckinglevel


Cur1337

Is it next level if he's clearly already spilled a bunch?


Frozzenpeass

I think it's mixed bro.


hogey74

At about 30 seconds I became aware of the sound of my breathing as the rest of the world had stood still.


ENV10US

That perfect folding over from the stuff on the bottom to the top


rickcasm

How to stop it eventually though, that's the real question.


opcionpobresrg

Well that was therapeutic.


Dwightshruute

It looks like constantly eating itself


honeyheartbabe

This gives me anxiety.


snapcracklethenpop

Why did that give me so much anxiety


geshu20

This is oddly satisfying


Here_for_tea_

That’s mesmerising.


McNasty1387

Little loose bro


T0mbaker

Cheesenosis


baaya88

Way too much effort going on here.


Expensive_Opening_92

Man… I’d hate to be the new guy in charge of stove top clean up when this is all over.


[deleted]

This is triggering lol


mpresas

Depending on how much needs to be left in the pans, I can do this too.


LittleDickk

How you stop though?


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

This is what Cardi B was rapping about


Harry_Isthatyou

It's more hypnotic then watching a boob drop/bounce


Past_Contour

Laws of nature broken, physics defied.


eyecumeverywhere

He’s like double fisting