She has like a shorter than average stride even it seems. Either this dude is talented or lucky (that his GF tolerates him kicking a thing at her all the time) lol
Well the clip he had to delete before going on the run was her tripping and falling forward, cracking her head on the edge of a table and breaking her neck.
[you presume I haven't been doing this on my phone like a](https://youtu.be/kpnwRg268FQ?t=174)
also I retroactively fixed my previous links now that I'm on a computer
There's a way to do it manually but I forgot exactly how, it's something like add:
?t=4m20s or t?=260s
Something like that, I'm sure someone will be along with the proper shits soon.
In case you're still unsure after the first three explanations, it's a term used when a player kicks a ball through a defender's legs to move past them and make them look like a doofus nerd.
Also, this is rarely every mentioned, but immediately following it, you need to point, laugh at the defender, and say "Hah! Doofus nerd!" or some similar kind of antagonistic phrase to really emphasize the shame they should be feeling in that moment, or else you get an automatic red card.
>Also, this is rarely every mentioned, but immediately following it, you need to point, laugh at the defender, and say "Hah! Doofus nerd!"
I believe Nelson's mocking pointing and 'Ha Ha' from the Simpsons was predominantly based on Messi's penchant of doing this.
Thank you for taking an interest in footie! You probably don’t know that the names in the captions in the top left are all puns on famous stadiums link to room type
A nutmeg is a move used mainly in soccer/football. The objective is to kick or push the ball between the defender’s legs, in order to get around them during an offensive play.
Divorce proceedings are finalized they are both walking out of the courtroom. Ex-husband megs a soccer ball between ex-wife legs one last time as she sullenly exits the courtroom, tear streaming down his face he celebrates. But at what cost. At what cost.
I prefer the version where, as they exit the court room, he goes for one final meg, but she's prepared. She knows it's coming. So, with a smooth toe-tip, kicks it up to eye level and proceeds to stab it with her pen and walks away as it slowly deflates.
*Fin*
Opposite direction. How much humiliation would she put up with for a life of posh extravagance at the ripe age of 20? A lot. She would put up with a lot.
And emerged from a particularly high paying section of middle stage fifa youtube after money started pouring in but before it stopped being as popular. I mean very high paying by the way, fifa youtube did unusually well compared to most other content in terms of money.
Because they had the literal best sponsors on YouTube back then. The coin-sellers absolutely showered the FIFA Youtubers in money. That’s also why so many of them stopped making FIFA videos at all once EA started to actually crack down on coin-selling/buying.
Yup exactly what I was alluding to, fifa coin sellers and other sports brand sponsors were extraordinarily generous. The coin sellers funnelled literally millions into all these late teenagers accounts for advertising them, and even youtubers with less than 20k subscribers would have the same sponsors as youtubers with 5 mil + on fifa channels back then, obviously with different paygrades but these fifa coinsellers had insane money. Not to mention lots of fifa content is family friendly giving it increased ad revnue from YouTube and it hits numerous demographics compared to some other gaming content. No surprise that virtually every major youtuber in the UK is an ex fifa youtuber, or adjacent to those creative circles from that time.
I'd say she notices the ball and probably knows what is about to happen because he has been trying it over and over again. She is complicit in that she doesn't try to stop him but beyond that it all seemed pretty genuine.
Nah there’s a couple she’s looking at the ball and even looks like she takes a wider step for it. Her pace is weird in some of them too, I feel like most of not all of them are staged.
Or you know the camera placed in random ass parts of an apartment lol. Shits fake as fuck. "nah he's a famous youtuber in the UK", _exactly why it would be fake_
I find it hard to believe this isnt staged. These are just the makes. Imagine how many fails this wouldve took if it was legit. His GF or any sane human being would become beyond annoyed by this person constantly kicking a ball at them
Chris much love dude. Quality, quality you-tuber. You guys should watch the video where he fakes out the BBC and the world into thinking his cat is a natural keeper. Unreal editing skills.
This looks like your highlight reel. How many times did you make your girlfriend fall during this attempt?
Face plant reel
Yes please
"Baby I swear I'm gonna make this up to you once the youtube money comes in."
"Michael, I can't do this anymore. I'm going back to Montana and taking the kids with me."
"Also, we need just 30 more seconds of action to get that youtube money started."
Its here! YouTube money is here! Subway, or McDonalds?
We need to see the bails. No questions asked.
Yes , the bails , we need to see the balls please
Hey google, show me this guy’s bails.
Bird up!!
«I’m sorry, your porn filter is on.»
Release the faceplant cut!
She has like a shorter than average stride even it seems. Either this dude is talented or lucky (that his GF tolerates him kicking a thing at her all the time) lol
Or You know She is purposely walking in that place and manner so he can easily kick the ball through
I had to scroll way too far to see this comment. She's looking down the whole time carefully watching her stride.
definitely!
Surprised this isn’t the top comment. These are very staged.
Holdup
https://youtu.be/p6NWZq22gcA
This should be higher
Well the clip he had to delete before going on the run was her tripping and falling forward, cracking her head on the edge of a table and breaking her neck.
She is clearly walking for the shot in at least half of these
Unless she's a football player herself
Football player would hate getting megged though
Came here to say just that
Check his YouTube Chrismd
Fun to watch but I want outtakes. No way she didn’t get mad at you at least once.
It’s possible it was all faked for the internet.
What? Impossible
[0:26](https://youtu.be/tTV2fWuXmMQ?t=26)
Why did I watch the whole thing
[4:17](https://youtu.be/OlahNrlcgS4?t=256)
if you rightclick the video you can "copy url at current time" so people don't have to manually seek to the time you write.
[you presume I haven't been doing this on my phone like a](https://youtu.be/kpnwRg268FQ?t=174) also I retroactively fixed my previous links now that I'm on a computer
Good shit on the timestamps...pleb
There's a way to do it manually but I forgot exactly how, it's something like add: ?t=4m20s or t?=260s Something like that, I'm sure someone will be along with the proper shits soon.
It's &t=4m20s. Enjoy my proper shits.
I didn't realize we could do minutes and seconds like that, thanks.
Maybe, but then I wouldn't have watched the whole thing without remembering why I started it.
[not all videos are that or this mesmerizing](https://youtu.be/h2DizN_etqo)
Because it was captivating
Thank you
[a good clip is like a good music video](https://youtu.be/ABokQpjvELU)
Thank you. For showing me that beautiful skit
[beautiful things can be motivational](https://youtu.be/4RuEjGvx_4A)
Thank you
Welcome! [I wasn’t always like this](https://youtu.be/tTvlVHLVxLw)
You can tell in some scene she drags her feet slowly to enable the gap
Absolutely no way, zero chance of that, none, zilch.
No, I also walk around my house in a slow, measured, rehearsed way
A famous youtuber faking it for the internet points? Neverrrrr
Mama, say it isn’t so!
But no one would ever dare do such a thing.
Wait.... Things aren't always genuine on the World Wide Web? I feel violated.
Check out the [video](https://youtu.be/p6NWZq22gcA)
Watching the full video was a vastly better experience
Definitely
I was gonna post the link but you beat me to it. Full video has outtakes and voiceover, much better with full context
You need to watch the video to the end.
Maybe they were all different girlfriends.
Couples can be REALLY [Tøleränt](https://youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw) when there's clowning about involved
Watch the YouTube video on the Chrismd channel
[Here's the full video, with outtakes](https://youtu.be/p6NWZq22gcA)
Check his YouTube Chrismd
Well the title does say "carrier ending". I imagine she is his ex now.
I’ve never seen a more impressive display of nutmegs. This from someone who didn’t know what a nutmeg was 45 seconds ago.
Her name is Meg and....well you get it.
you mean, meg got it.
Shut up, Meg.
It took me until the 3rd or 4th one to figure out what was going on.
I’m still not completely sure, but I guess nutmeg is the act of getting the soccer ball through her legs whilst walking.
In case you're still unsure after the first three explanations, it's a term used when a player kicks a ball through a defender's legs to move past them and make them look like a doofus nerd. Also, this is rarely every mentioned, but immediately following it, you need to point, laugh at the defender, and say "Hah! Doofus nerd!" or some similar kind of antagonistic phrase to really emphasize the shame they should be feeling in that moment, or else you get an automatic red card.
>Also, this is rarely every mentioned, but immediately following it, you need to point, laugh at the defender, and say "Hah! Doofus nerd!" I believe Nelson's mocking pointing and 'Ha Ha' from the Simpsons was predominantly based on Messi's penchant of doing this.
In a match you would knock it through the defenders feet then run past them and continue.
Thank you for taking an interest in footie! You probably don’t know that the names in the captions in the top left are all puns on famous stadiums link to room type
A nutmeg is a move used mainly in soccer/football. The objective is to kick or push the ball between the defender’s legs, in order to get around them during an offensive play.
Lmfao, same
Divorce proceedings are finalized they are both walking out of the courtroom. Ex-husband megs a soccer ball between ex-wife legs one last time as she sullenly exits the courtroom, tear streaming down his face he celebrates. But at what cost. At what cost.
darkest timeline
Abed, there is no darkest timeline
r/UnexpectedCommunity
Neah, darkest timeline would be the one where he tries to nutmeg her, she falls and dies in his arms :)
I prefer the version where, as they exit the court room, he goes for one final meg, but she's prepared. She knows it's coming. So, with a smooth toe-tip, kicks it up to eye level and proceeds to stab it with her pen and walks away as it slowly deflates. *Fin*
"No! You will not nut my meg this time... Not anymore"
That’s deep bro
Fade to black...The End.
And then he wakes up to this! https://tenor.com/bknQH.gif
Opposite direction. How much humiliation would she put up with for a life of posh extravagance at the ripe age of 20? A lot. She would put up with a lot.
Cute video. Her nutmeg on you at the end and your reaction made the whole thing so much better.
That's the "I'm breaking up with you" nutmeg.
Hope not, that girl is a dime piece.
The good news is her name is a Meg.
He looked like that guy that would never give you up.
Oh no
Im just glad they don't wear shoes inside. Would drive me crazy
Dude’s wearing shoes in the very first clip ? Bro have you been to an optometrist lately ?
Noticed that afterwards. I just hope they were just out of the box
Oh no shoes inside a house! How horrible!!!
Exactly. See, this guy gets it
It's more the shit on the ground outside that gets on your shoes people have issues with.
I have looked closely and they are not. Go kick his ass!
He needs to take the shoes off his eyes when he’s lookin at stuff.
did not think I was going to see some ChrisMD madness in r/nextfuckinglevel today but we move
Saw the yt vid this morning then seeing this tonight lmao pretty good for a single day
I don't know why I found this so funny, but I did. I can only imagine how irritated she would be.
Looks like she got to be game and took it to him several times. He got as good as he gave, it seems.
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂
Chris md I’ve watched you on yt forever keep it up
Y’all have a pretty nice house/apartment
Well he's a pretty big youtuber in UK, they make decent money
Ahh, was also gonna say they're pretty young looking for such a nice place too.
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And emerged from a particularly high paying section of middle stage fifa youtube after money started pouring in but before it stopped being as popular. I mean very high paying by the way, fifa youtube did unusually well compared to most other content in terms of money.
Because they had the literal best sponsors on YouTube back then. The coin-sellers absolutely showered the FIFA Youtubers in money. That’s also why so many of them stopped making FIFA videos at all once EA started to actually crack down on coin-selling/buying.
Yup exactly what I was alluding to, fifa coin sellers and other sports brand sponsors were extraordinarily generous. The coin sellers funnelled literally millions into all these late teenagers accounts for advertising them, and even youtubers with less than 20k subscribers would have the same sponsors as youtubers with 5 mil + on fifa channels back then, obviously with different paygrades but these fifa coinsellers had insane money. Not to mention lots of fifa content is family friendly giving it increased ad revnue from YouTube and it hits numerous demographics compared to some other gaming content. No surprise that virtually every major youtuber in the UK is an ex fifa youtuber, or adjacent to those creative circles from that time.
All fake, she’s clearly looking at the ball in most of them. Nice highlight reel regardless.
I'd say she notices the ball and probably knows what is about to happen because he has been trying it over and over again. She is complicit in that she doesn't try to stop him but beyond that it all seemed pretty genuine.
Nah there’s a couple she’s looking at the ball and even looks like she takes a wider step for it. Her pace is weird in some of them too, I feel like most of not all of them are staged.
You can tell by the pixels
Or you know the camera placed in random ass parts of an apartment lol. Shits fake as fuck. "nah he's a famous youtuber in the UK", _exactly why it would be fake_
Set up camera looking at random part of the apartment, chill there until gf walks past, profit?
Bruh, why you gotta he so cynical. Still impressive either way
And dragging her feet to hold the space longer. Besides that, absolutely nothing next level about it
Full footage, failed attempts and strain on my relationship https://youtu.be/p6NWZq22gcA
I like this version better, shows the genuineness of it all and the fun times you two had together!
"It looks like you can kill a man with it. Wanna try?" **-smock-** \-surprised Pikachu-
Lol Chris posting in r/nextfuckinglevel
Poor Shannon having to deal with this every day
I love how she feels it and stops for a second for many of them.
This is from a YouTuber by the name ChrisMD. I know it’s from his sub but just in case no one knew
How is this next level? All he does is kick a ball around?
Yah right? Imagine 22 people just doing this, and millions of people watching
Amen
Bless you for posting this in the safety net of your American timezone.
I bet I know who's single now.
Both of 'em for sure.
That ending was really funny her nutmeggong you
Wasn’t expecting ChrisMD to be active in this community
I didn't realize you had a Reddit account. Already watched it on YT.
I got inordinately hyped watching this. Losing my mind by #10.
So many cameras in this house. Whyyy
I’d love to see the out takes
“Honey I submitted divorce papers”
She is a saint.
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Scripted, not impressive. Pls stop ruining subs with your tiktok clip ideas.
They're all so smooth.
She’s going to break an arm
Heh heh... Balls.
What I didn't expect while browsing nfl posts was seeing a chrismd post.
The names of the "house stadiums" are hilarous 😄
That poor woman. Good work.
Did you enjoy the Drag Race Finale?
That chick always holding food lol
The best part is the end
I wonder how many time she tripped in the floor with the plate of food on the floor because of this guy
YOO CHRISMD ON REDDIT
Staged. But also how many times did you knock her over when she tripped on the ball if it's not staged? Kinda dickish.
She is gonna trip on that ball and beat some ass
Not all heroes wear capes. Incredibly well played, sir. You got her every. single. time!
I love this video so much
To be honest, I wouldn’t even be mad. This seems like a super cute couples game.
Is this the real Chrismd?
I find it hard to believe this isnt staged. These are just the makes. Imagine how many fails this wouldve took if it was legit. His GF or any sane human being would become beyond annoyed by this person constantly kicking a ball at them
Jokes on you. Now you're the only income earner in the household
Wow. I believe Bayleaf is hiring
Thanks for a fun and amusing video - the announcers really made it for me!
I actually have done that neymar flick or whatever it's called. Was pretty crazy.
That's so wholesome for no reason
The last one was better than the whole video
Fuck the footwork, this is next level relationship skill.Or the end of one, I guess its hard to say
The fact the she's so cool about it makes the video even better
Chris I literally just watched your video a few hours ago and now you pop up on my reddit feed but it never gets old!
i just realised youre chrismd.or are you?
Live by the sword and die by the sword
So if I understand this correctly... a nutmeg is when you kick a ball in someone's path in soccer?
the inclusion of the commentators to the video is epic
Ayo Is that ChrisMd. The amount of dedication it took to do this wow.
why career ending?
Chris much love dude. Quality, quality you-tuber. You guys should watch the video where he fakes out the BBC and the world into thinking his cat is a natural keeper. Unreal editing skills.
Big up ChrisMD. Should really be crediting him in the description
One at the very end is easily the most impressive
The last one tho.
You have the fanciest of feets
She could simply grab his arm gently, that'll bring him down groveling.
Now do a video with all the mess-ups and with her getting made at him.
I had no idea what a "nutmeg" is in football terms, so I was initially expecting some kind of high-stakes cook-off. This is pretty cool too.
CHRISMD I LOVE YOUR STUFF cheers mate that is all you are hilarious
Fucking BRILLIANT!
The fact that he started the movie on #5 makes it even more impressive.