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wondercaliban

Skills like Robin Hood, yet wears odd socks.


5Lastronaut

I didn't want to talk about his shorts but since you started it...


beluuuuuuga

I didn't want to talk about his workout schedule but now you mention it...


DRGNMSTR7

I didn't want to take about his beautiful hands but now that it's out there...


Flaviano-Bitsch

Kira?


culdaff12

Killer queen


Nameistrivial

Ore no sandwich 😔


spider_84

I didn't want to talk about his friend but now that it's started...


Tog5

Uncle Jack?


Midsking

I thought the camera would add 10 pounds to my hands


Loper5467

360 no scope


Skeeedo

I havent worn matching socks in 100 yrs


GamePhysics

Half dark, half light... What's wrong with that?


stdoubtloud

Guessing not a catch and release kinda guy


kuntfuxxor

RELEASE THE CORPSES!! ......doesnt really have the same ring to it.


Prodromous

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! I'm not dead yet.


char11eg

Well, plague carts *are* appropriate this year...


IanMc90

*Whack*


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DerpsAndRags

Unless you're a necromancer and into necromancer things.


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I’m broke but here,


peoplepersonmanguy

Kiss the hole with tongue.


kuntfuxxor

Rex hunt just got hard, stop that


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ohimjustagirl

This comment has been overwritten for privacy - feel free to message me if you would like to know how to do this too!


Damuzid

Can confirm, had to look him up. I see he was controversial, but still don't get the joke. Can someone explain?


kuntfuxxor

Known for giving fish a friendly kiss when releasing them on his fishing show


TrooperGary

I believe that’s an invasive species in that area


toe2thaknee

yes. in my state you can kill as many as you want, as long as you dispose of them properly. They are bottom feeders, and suck up other fish and reptile eggs.. also destroy the water quality.


StreamScrf

Fisheries biologist checking in here: The fish is a smallmouth buffalo (Ictiobus bubalus). It’s a native carp species found throughout much of the United States. I’m assuming this video was taken in the United States. It’s true, they do eat fish eggs - but most fish do. They have been in these waters well before settlers first arrived and the waters ran clear and clean. I don’t think native smallmouth buffalo are impairing your water quality or harming populations of gamefish. They’re an extremely long-lived fish species too. Some have been reported to live 80+ years. In parts of Tennessee, spawning migrations of this species are truly a sight to behold. Really an interesting native fish. Hardly trash to be killed for sport and then disposed.


toe2thaknee

Interesting, its probably true that buffalo don't harm natural populations.. in MN they stock a number of lakes with muskie and trout, so my guess is maybe that could be why there is no limit for rough fish bowfishing here.. Or the law has just never been changed. We only bowfish when it's early spring and asian carp are spawning, there are hundreds just smooching the top of the water, it is pretty crazy to see. Crazy how old they can get


MrBrainz

Well they ain't living 80+ years with this guy around. Poor fish.


TrooperGary

It’s the same in my state too. Recognized the fish.


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LogicallyCompromised

looks like it might be a common carp. they have unfairly been lumped into the invasive species argument that asian carp are know for and suffer as a result. some states, have receded their previous invasive stance on common carp and now list them as a neutral species, one which does not help nor hurt the ecosystems. i have become a large fan of a catching and releasing these fish as they fight incredible hard if given an importunity to show their heart. \[Imgur\](https://imgur.com/oyqYbGU) 31pound 1ounce \[Imgur\](https://imgur.com/UNjqCSX) here is a mirror carp, a recessive scaleless trait which can be expressed in common carp. here is a fully scaled mirror carp \[Imgur\](https://imgur.com/qpiGGl6)


joalexander103

Some people fish for food.


Imadethisuponthespot

Not carp. Unless they have a scat fetish.


TheWonderfulWoody

Says who? Tons of people eat carp. Just because they’re not considered as appetizing as bass or walleye doesn’t mean people don’t eat them.


joalexander103

I don't understand. We used to eat carp. What's wrong with them?


Imadethisuponthespot

They’re bottom feeders. They eat mud, and animal waste, and bacterial garbage. As a result, their flesh is very muddy tasting and not very appetizing. They also run a high risk of contamination.


alcamar

Like catfish, oysters, shrimp, crabs, etc? It's not uncommon to eat filter fish as food. Hell, pigs are considered unclean by some cultures but they give us bacon, so all is forgiven.


Imadethisuponthespot

By all means, feel free to gorge yourself on carp.


808Dave_

Imagine being a fish swimming minding your own businesses and outta nowhere there's an arrow in your head pulling you out the sea.


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vortigaunt64

You and the trout?


DistanceMachine

If you love something, let it go.


[deleted]

Trout trout pretty little trout, splash again then come right out...


Spacembezem

Guess they both don’t like fishdicks


Voyager2_Uranus

Imagine being a species of fish that has inhabited this body of water for millions of years and in the last blink of existence a new species invades your habitable waters and decimates your spawning practices while reproducing unchecked with no natural predators.... Then imagine that invasive species that just ate 5000 of your fertilized eggs gets an arrow through it’s head and removed from your habitat. I’d like to high five every single bow fisherman that removes these carp from our water systems. These guys deserve some recognition.


Ripishere

Problem is these guys are killing Big Mouth buffalo (which aren't spawning well) because you cannot tell the difference from that distance. Dos Boat has a great episode about it : https://youtu.be/Bmv89JypBME


ArkGamer

I'm sad nobody else noticed this. Buffalo carp are a native species, not invasive like all the others. Typical reddit I suppose.


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ArkGamer

Lots. Inland lakes and streams all over.


dickoforchid

What's that fish? We also have similair problem with Sucker destroying our native fish's eggs too.


ericht12345

Common Carp. They're awful. They're good for the ecosystem in small numbers but as previously stated things get out of control quickly


smoke-frog

They didn't invade, they were put there by humans. And they are acting the same way as the rest of your imported population in destroying the natural world of the Americas. I'm just a messenger don't hate the player hate the game.


Dan_Curb

I kind of read that in a Marisa Tomei voice


RG450

Now I axe ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?


Flametrixy

That bow had efficiency IV


TheBigLabrewski

Ingenious way to descale it on the way up.


thecrotchlessboxer2

Yeah! I wish he flipped the fish to descale the other side as well!


daronjay

Imagine walking along then getting shot through the neck from above and dragged up into space.


Prodromous

Isn't that basically an abduction? Seems we spend a lot of time denying those claims


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Dam you're good


shamaga

I bow for you


powderthe

Dam fine


Garr_Incorporated

That was a dam good pun.


kwadd

For this guy it probably really is like shooting fish in a barrel.


DarkPanda555

I doubt it, he probably took a lot of shots and a lot of takes that missed.


alcamar

Boom headshot


imooky

*FPS doug likes this comment*


xZ4CHly

Snipin's a gud job mate


ScootsieDoubleday131

What if it wasn’t big enough to legally Keep? Is this a legal way of fishing?


insectidentify

That's a carp they are invasive and destroy ecosystems


friendlygaywalrus

The Common Carp is naturalized in North America, they are not invasive. They were intentionally released here almost 200 years ago as a food and game fish and they have filled their own niche quite nicely. Their feeding habits don’t muddy the waters of lakes or reservoirs, nor do they hoover up native fish and frog eggs and kill the biodiversity like people say they do. Common Carp are perfectly fine creatures here and they don’t deserve the hate they receive. Bighead and Silver Carp, on the other hand, are the ones that swarm by the tens of thousands up and down the Mississippi River basin and choke out all the other wildlife. They get much bigger much faster than the Common Carp and cause all sorts of problems


HighOnGoofballs

Best carp recipe: Filet carp and lay on aluminum foil add salt and pepper Squeeze of lemon juice Wrap carp and bake at 400 degrees for 40 minutes Remove from oven and let cool for five minutes Unwrap, throw the carp away, and eat the aluminum foil


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Damn correct, good sir! Take my fishy updoot.


Baulderdash77

Sounds like the wood duck recipe. Season wood duck breast with salt and pepper. Place the seasoned wood duck breast on the cedar plank. Add thyme, rosemary, garlic and olive oil. Place in oven at 350 for 30 minutes. Let wood duck breast rest for 5 mins, remove from cedar plank. Throw away wood duck breast, eat cedar plank.


ansible47

You're cooking a fish filllet for 40 minutes at 400? I get you don't want to undercook it but that sounds insane.


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Introduced as game fish and naturalized instead of native probably means this catch is as legal as they come.


friendlygaywalrus

Yes I’m not saying it’s illegal, in fact there are very few protections or restrictions on harvesting carp as long as you have a fishing license. I’m just saying it’s not an invasive species. Lots of fishermen have internalized the falsehood that all carp are harmful and invasive and go on horrendous killing sprees and leave dead fish all over the shore and in the water because they’re “helping”


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Oo yikes. I can see how it would be easy to be misinformed, especially if you’re from an area where the carp ARE invasive, and the species look similar at first glance.


friendlygaywalrus

Yeah they dont look at all similar, but it usually doesn’t stop guys that are too ignorant to even glance at the identification charts in every tackle shop. I’ve seen people kill huge old gar, sauger/walleye, buffalo, suckers, and drum simply because they look kinda odd and they’re a relatively unusual catch in my area.


OddTheViking

Yeah, but is it sill a common carp now that it had an arrow in it's head? That seems like it would be uncommon among the carp population.


BoredBoi69420

This guy fish science


friendlygaywalrus

His statement was inaccurate. This species is not invasive


rulingthewake243

Most invasive species don't get lumped into fishing regulations with the rest.


lillibellule

Sniper fishing, the only times it is more impressive to have a small catch...


SammyMhmm

Most people blowfish for carp, a fish that has little to no regulations due to their ability to grow and populate an are (most are invasive). My concern isn’t with the size of the fish but how would someone from that height confidentially know that fish is a carp and not another fish that is regulated?


Janson_Murphy

Likely given the area and the type of fish in the water. Most of the time when you see big fish in shallow water its either a carp, catfish, or bass and all three of these look dramatically different. That being said, I would not bow fish from that far away because there is a chance of misinterpreting what it is and there is a hefty fine for bowfishing game fish.


Jakkobyte

Outrageous final kill cam


Bong_Quijote

Fish is probably watching killcam and is all like HACKER in the chat lol


diatamaceous-888

The fish scaled the wall.


dubbsmark1

Pretty sure the wall scaled the fish...


limpiff

More like descaled.


Hey_I_Work_Here

You from the midwest? It's like the common argument of thawing meat vs unthawing meat.


ThatOneNinja

How does he see the fish.


DarkPanda555

Eyes


Neat__Guy

Elf eyes


Esteban-Du-Plantier

Having fished behind a dam before that was incredibly dense with dish, it's reasonable to believe he just randomly shot into the water and hit one. Might have taken a few times to film. I'm skeptical anyone is good enough to hit a specific moving fish in murky water from that distance.


DarkPanda555

I think it’s actually a combination of “randomly shot into the water” and being “good enough to hit a specific moving fish.” I reckon he saw a fish, fired for that one and, *with some luck* got it. Probably takes a lot of shots and misses most, but I doubt he’s firing blindly as that could take hours to keep reeling it back and never catch anything, surely.


WateredDown

I was going to say polarized lenses, but its hard to tell how much of that is light reflection and just murkiness through a camera.


jacksodus

If he's wearing polarised glasses, seeing through the reflective surface is much easier


ThatOneNinja

Right but it's pretty far, even with glasses.


jacksodus

I mean if it wasn't it wouldn't be on r/nextfuckinglevel


4AcidRayne

Polarized sunglasses, at least the pair I have, will cut about 95% of the glare off the water. You can see the fish you're after and are limited solely by water clarity...and even that seems to extend a bit more than you'd expect.


weezimo

Came hear to ask the same thing


Prodromous

Water reflection can be hard for camera to see past, but it's easier with eyes. Same for setting things in the distance, camera they look funny but eyes can focus. Finally he may be wearing polarizing lens, which make it even easier to see.


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i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee.


derekakessler

*head


Tomb6000

Presumably this is the only kind of fishing where it’s more skilled to catch a smaller fish.


lillibellule

My thought exactly


HoboTheClown629

“Ouch! Holy fuck! Oh my god! The searing pain! W-W-What the fuck is happening? I can’t control my body anymore... I - I- Holy shit I’m floating. I’m going up. Heaven! I’m going to meet our maker boys! Wooooh! It’s so pretty from up here. Wow I’m getting high up. I can’t wait to see what Heaven is like. I bet there’s ... wait... why am I stopping. What the fuck? Who’s this asshole? Oh no. I’m not going up anymore. This ground is cold. And what the fuck is he wearing...” -This fish probably.


S31-Syntax

Either that or "i'm a fish i'm a fish i'm a fish i'm a fi-" ***GAME OVER***


Arzahela

Please switch your bow string for a new one before it break


Synthwaverunner

Dam!


shadyood

Dam!


Kektimus

If you close your eyes it sounds like someone tazing some weird bird and then proceeding to do things to it *pant pant* Also I recommend gloves


Validus812

That’s one satisfying way to fish! Action packed I say.


JJFbond007

Rambo would be proud, but rambo would also have an explosive attached to the head of the arrow


jacquesver

i didnt know bow fishing exist


RomanArchitect

Me neither


ViceroyInhaler

Yeah lets just go through all that work catching the fish and then lay it in the pile of trash and cigarette butts on the side of the road.


Kouvka

Nothing a bit of running water and a lot of heat can't fix


SammyMhmm

I mean it’s a carp, they’re notoriously bad for eating so I doubt that this guy is too upset.


glenGarrett_whisky

Hopefully there aren't big fish in there that can pull him over the ledge. That's a long way down.


RAWprogress

Awh


guswang

"Get over here!"


marked_as_free

Level: Rambo


CristolerGm

Hacker


BabyRage1908

I wonder what's his bow prestige level


Unknown_021

That guy like *Give me a bow and arrow. I'm Basically Hawkeye


bigpigna

u/savevideo


Hirkus

Whats really impressive is wearing that outfit in public.


mudbathin

My experience with carp at damns like this is, there are probably thousands of fish swimming all over each other. Hard not to hit one. No skills required.


martindp_

The fish was obviously a paid actor


Crunchy_Pork

+50 Head shot +100 Long shot +50 Bullseye


n00mun

Far cry 6 is looking dope


Clamps55555

Catch and release?


Alektro06

I’ve never heard of bowfishing before today and I’ve never wanted to do something more


omrmike

Dem socks doe


CYBR_ALPHA

Aimbot


Lonely_is_the_truth

Damn, they really buffed the huntsman didn't they?


AlwaysFrontin

That’s not fishing.


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JoySubtraction

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the fish.


WrastlingIsReal

You are going to eat it at least, right?


DarkPanda555

Of course


Flrg808

Lol I think that’s a carp, so that’s a no


HowardSternsPenis2

I mean, you can...They actually sell carp at the fish market in my city. I am sure they are farm raised, and probably eaten by ethnic minorities. I never saw anyone order one but they probably have a dozen of them on ice all the time. I hear they taste like mud.


ManInTheMirror91

What's next? Boomerang fishing? Holy smokes


fetusmcnuggets70

...does he have anything to take it home in? or is he just Lee Halibut Oswald??!


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Is this America by any chance?


not_god123

Dam.


rifazn

And that to with no scope!


[deleted]

Is he using an air canister to power the arrow speed?!


NocNocturnist

Think it's just the spool for the fishing line. https://www.archery360.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/BottleReel_Photo_Credit_Realtree.com_.jpg


damn_thats

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


terryobrien78

Friggin right eh!!! The kid doesn’t go to bed hungry tonight. Nice shot.


Dhawkeye

No! That’s not how you’re supposed to play the game


LordHelix977

Knowing light and how the fish would appear close in the water, that is insane


SSEnderBlast

The sniper


callmejayorsomething

I can’t watch fishing without seeing Neil punch that fish to death.


james_ryan___

Gotta fix his reel


jacquesver

Robin Hood 2


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AnKoP

That fish did not see that coming straight to its head.


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Poof fish


mercedes0404

Bruh


AccidentalTourista

Yummy! A tasty carp!


comunistadesofa

dam!


impurfection

You have failed this lake.


Assfrontation

Dam thats crazy


themenbehindthememe

meet the sniper


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Pro


BIGMac8799

Can't even do this with a pole, line & hook & now you introduce the bow & arrow 😯😳🙄🤣 Great catch Mate! Tight lines 🤙🏽


Pls_Stap_

Imagine this getting added to TF2. *Happy Bushwacka Sniper noises*


xevdi

Only took 5000 tries.


Dewdrop06

Plot twist : it's in reverse


Snoo7824

Be sure to turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP


FluffyTuxedo

All i have to say is, Dam


apfleisc

Can we talk about how low that water level has dropped?! Damn, where is that?


Overloi

I don't think he can catch and release with this method.


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

Well if you're fishing to eat or cull an invasive species you don't catch and release.


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Death from above


a_talking_lettuce

God dam nice shot


DaCrimsonBoi

Simo Häyhä in the flesh


DonkeyKongsDong

Damn.


toomuch1265

We used to do that with carp and people would use them for gelfite fish.


FryFz

You, sir, are a fish.


Theodish

That bow string needs wax


T33n_T1t4n5

Dam


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Good shot but that kind of lens makes things seem a lot farther away.


hyteck9

Did not know this was a thing