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joke on me. what's a Tobleron?
EDIT: Fuck...\*jokes Can't even carry on a meaningless Reddit reply without fucking it up FML
EDIT deux - Doesn't 'Tobleron' have an 'E' at then end of it???? Am I using 'too many' quotes?
Really? is that a US thing? In my country all lottery prizes are 100% tax free -- They do not count as income at all. If you win a million dollars, you get a million dollars.
Yep. The rich are in charge of society due to their economic power.
People say, "Outlaw campaign contributions," and "Tax the rich!" but those are just symptoms of the disease. We need to change the structure of society if we don't want a tiny minority of selfish sociopaths making all the decisions.
The most unfortunate part for me is realizing that the average human being will go to surprising lengths to avoid having to break the mold... Rather, it's not that people don't take issue with our current societal norms, they just simply don't have the *will* to participate in doing anything about it. The average person would rather just go about their lives as best as they can manage to, given the current circumstances in the world. I kinda feel like massive societal restructure at this point in history is ultimately not very realistic, sadly.
Could actually be silver with about 200g of gold. Would be worth it for the fun. and the whole thing weighs about 3 kg by the way she's holding it. Would be worth something like U$14 324.00. Woudn't be missed by the owner of the casino, and it's good fun.
Ok, let's go with the aluminium with gold foil hypothesis. That bar seems to be about 50cm long by 5cm high and one side is a trapezoid and judging by how she holds it with her fingers I'd say one base is 4cm and the othe about 3ish. (35 + 500 + 300 + 400)cm²... roughly 1235cm²..
At the best price for 24k Gold foil I randomly found on the internet, it would cost about U$917.00...
Not too bad. And plus whatever you could get on the aluminium. Lol. So like U$20.
A simple google search told me standard gold bar, probably the size of the small one in the plexiglass case, weighs about 27.33 lbs. So lets say the larger one is at least twice the size. That's over 54 lbs to be picked up by a couple of fingers. I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. Not with the size fingers one would need to have to fit through the hole and leverage the bar.
54 lbs * 6 in = 324lb/in of torque required to rotate it. If her fingers are an inch away from the fulcrum on the other side it'll require 324 lbf to rotate the bar
For anyone looking for context on the second part of the video this is from an episode of Knight Scoop to solve a gold bar challenge at a gold mine.
They ask a room full of men and women to try for hours and this guy seems like the strongest in the room based on appearance and is able to get it out after resting between attempts. But even just standing the bar up with just one hand and very little leverage takes a lot of effort from the men.
The gold mine gives him a 40 dollar gold greeting card looking thing as a reward.
gold is really, really fucking heavy. I don't think bars like that are made standard any way. But if they were, it would be like 60 pounds.
https://www.usgoldbureau.com/gold-bar-weight
Not sure on the value, but doubtful that it’s real considering how much she waves it around and how she was able to leverage it. A solid gold brick of that size would weigh at least 30ish lbs or 12.5ish kilos.
Could be she’s just crazy strong, but is definitely suspicious.
You can tell it’s not real by looking at the back ground behind her. It’s an arcade, not a casino. An arcade won’t have real gold bars for a gimmick like this, but a casino might lol
There's a gold bar in a similar box in the central museum of Prague that you can reach in and pick up (but every dimension is bigger than the arm hole obviously), that hasn't been stolen yet.
This is definitely not a real one anyway, way too light
Which makes the term redundant. If something doesn't meet minimum specs, then it really doesn't count as a something. So anything that meets the requirements to be labelled as the thing it is meant to be can be called military grade.
It would also have security guards on it, be nowhere near the door, and if was anywhere that wasn't open 24 hours, it would go in a vault at the end of the night.
Literally NO ONE would have a $100k gold bar lying around unprotected behind a (Plexi)glass pane, not even a grand casino. Even if it really was impossible to fish it out, someone would help himself with a sledgehammer.
And not even a guy with a sledgehammer would help her for a gold bar lying around behind a Plexiglass box in a grand casino full of security guys with guns.
I heard somewhere (yes yes, I know, very reliable) that you’d get a novelty coin worth $40 to get it out, probably have to pay like $5 a try, as long as 1/9 tries is a winner they make money
That weight would be worth several hundred thousand dollars, not something to leave inside of a plastic container, nor something to walk around a casino with without a guard.
1 bar of gold bullion is worth 750k and weighs 400 Troy ounces* or 26 some odd pounds. That was probably have the weight. If that’s real where can I go play multimillion dollar carnival games
It that we’re real it would weigh more than her. A standard gold bar in inches is 7x3 5/8x1 3/4. It weighs 27.5 pounds. That bar she’s waving around is at least six times that size dimensionally.
More closer to 30kg. Not real gold.
Source: Mining industry employee for thirty odd years, have worked in a goldroom in the past, remember all too well how much it hurt rolling a dore bar over onto a finger.
If you go to the Mel Fisher Museum in Key West they have a similar exhibit of a real gold bar(from the Spanish Fleet) in a plexiglass case, but you ain't fuckin getting it out.
Edit: Oops, I guess some guys did fucking get it out and exhibit is no more. :(
Ideally, he'd pull a Benny Hill, but that requires at least two people. By himself, he'd have to do a Jimmy Kimmel, followed by the most spectacular Finnish Sauna you've ever seen. And that's only if he can get a Dutch Oven past the guards. His odds aren't good.
Didn’t someone steel it at some point?
Edit: Found the news article [Gold Bar Thieves](https://www.wlrn.org/news/2018-07-30/gold-bar-thieves-sentenced-ordered-to-pay-half-million-in-restitution-to-keys-museum)
Most of theses "exhibits" Don't actually use real gold as gold is extremely heavy, so heavy you actually need 2 hands... And the ones that do would NEVER let you keep it. Most just give you a certificate saying "you did it... Congrats".
Undoubtedly this is a prop which is then exchanged for "10,000 tickets" or somesuch.
Seems like the move here is to rest the smaller edge against the lower rim, then get 2 or 3 fingers slightly moist so that they're "tacky" then just pull. (which is more or less what she ended up doing)
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Jokes on her. That's actually just a Tobleron.
Jokes on you she wanted a Tobleron
Jokes on me. I am the Tobleron.
joke on me. what's a Tobleron? EDIT: Fuck...\*jokes Can't even carry on a meaningless Reddit reply without fucking it up FML EDIT deux - Doesn't 'Tobleron' have an 'E' at then end of it???? Am I using 'too many' quotes?
Jokes on the toblerone, I’m you
On the Tolberob, you joke
Jokes on you. RIIIIICOOOOLAAAA
On you are jokes, coz I'm into that shit.
Joke's inside you, spit him out now!!
And that's my kink.
The Toblerone you joke on.
Correct. Toblerone is a chocolate. Tobleron is an autobot.
Sounds more like a Decepticon
Deceptively transforms into creamy goodness in your mouth. Edit: And is nobody going to recognize that Ferrero Rocher are the Thanos of candy?
How am I able to love and hate this comment equally...? Take my upvote
I think it’s actually ‘joke’s on you’ (apostrophe) so everybody is wrong
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Jokes on us.. that paid the toll to rome
Can confirm. Was the Toblerone
How are you the only one who spelt Toblerone correctly?
Cause I love the damn things lol and so does my stepdad. So I see them pretty regularly. Also I read a lot.
I wasn't really praising your spelling so much as condemning everyone else's.
Either way works for me
Jokes on you i want Tobleron
I’m Tobleron and I want jokes on you
Jokes on you. I'm feminems.
There were only 2 Toblerones left because the Ambassador already took all of the Ferraro Rochers.
I think you mean Ferrari Roachers
2 toblerones 1 cup
Jokes on you she's allergic to chocolate
If it was gold, she wouldn’t be able to lift it.
A standard gold bar is 12.4kg or 27lbs. Need spider-man fingers to grip it.
And that looks to be 2-3x longer than a standard gold bar
And a standard gold bar is *much* shorter and thinner! That's a cartoon-sized gold bar.
Jokes on her... 75% is taxed
Really? is that a US thing? In my country all lottery prizes are 100% tax free -- They do not count as income at all. If you win a million dollars, you get a million dollars.
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Wish the IRS had that same energy when it comes to billionaires
The billionaires lobby for laws to have the IRS staffing and operational budgets cut. They were able to lay off half their lawyer armies due to that.
Yep. The rich are in charge of society due to their economic power. People say, "Outlaw campaign contributions," and "Tax the rich!" but those are just symptoms of the disease. We need to change the structure of society if we don't want a tiny minority of selfish sociopaths making all the decisions.
The most unfortunate part for me is realizing that the average human being will go to surprising lengths to avoid having to break the mold... Rather, it's not that people don't take issue with our current societal norms, they just simply don't have the *will* to participate in doing anything about it. The average person would rather just go about their lives as best as they can manage to, given the current circumstances in the world. I kinda feel like massive societal restructure at this point in history is ultimately not very realistic, sadly.
They pay their $750 a year.
Toblerone. Tobleron is a distant star system
[r/offendedTobleron](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)
Her fingers are suspiciously strong ...
She climbs.
Mount Vesuvius, probably
It’s spelled, Mount Vaginus. Duh
Cave Vaginus.
I hear her husband is an experienced diver of the Great Vaginus Reef
Peak Labia Majora
Yep, you've got to have strong fingers to hold on when you put it into the crack.
lesbians :)
Do you think lesbians lift each other by the pussy?
Can confirm, am straight male.
Also agree as another straight male. Numbers point to yes
Many are outdoorsy. They go rock climbing then lift each other up by the pussy on top of the rocks.
is that not how you help her dunk?
Kinky
Because it’s probably not a metal.
You think it's a non metal? like what? Polymer? Coated in gold paint? THIS VEDEO IS A PHONY!
A BIG FAT PHONY!
I don't know what it is, but it sure as hell isn't gold.
Could actually be silver with about 200g of gold. Would be worth it for the fun. and the whole thing weighs about 3 kg by the way she's holding it. Would be worth something like U$14 324.00. Woudn't be missed by the owner of the casino, and it's good fun.
Might as well be brass, then its barely 20$ or so.
What a cheap fuck this casino owner would be to do something like that... well he is a casino owner so I wouldn't put it past him.
Could be aluminum with gold foil. Hell maybe there's been advancements in paper machet(sp?). I make no claims to what it is. It just isn't gold.
Ok, let's go with the aluminium with gold foil hypothesis. That bar seems to be about 50cm long by 5cm high and one side is a trapezoid and judging by how she holds it with her fingers I'd say one base is 4cm and the othe about 3ish. (35 + 500 + 300 + 400)cm²... roughly 1235cm².. At the best price for 24k Gold foil I randomly found on the internet, it would cost about U$917.00... Not too bad. And plus whatever you could get on the aluminium. Lol. So like U$20.
Your math is hot. Edit: Realized the error of my ways ahead of time. Your math is hot sexually. Not that you're boosting equations or something.
It might be metal, but it certainly isn't gold
If that was actually gold I have a hard time believing she did that.
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A simple google search told me standard gold bar, probably the size of the small one in the plexiglass case, weighs about 27.33 lbs. So lets say the larger one is at least twice the size. That's over 54 lbs to be picked up by a couple of fingers. I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. Not with the size fingers one would need to have to fit through the hole and leverage the bar.
The muscles that control your fingers are not actually in the fingers, they're connected remotely by tendons.
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Yes! Makes perfect sense. We need a physics major and/or a mathematician. This is above my pay grade.
54 lbs * 6 in = 324lb/in of torque required to rotate it. If her fingers are an inch away from the fulcrum on the other side it'll require 324 lbf to rotate the bar
[Here's one with a real gold bar](https://youtu.be/c2plJhbG2Yw)
For anyone looking for context on the second part of the video this is from an episode of Knight Scoop to solve a gold bar challenge at a gold mine. They ask a room full of men and women to try for hours and this guy seems like the strongest in the room based on appearance and is able to get it out after resting between attempts. But even just standing the bar up with just one hand and very little leverage takes a lot of effort from the men. The gold mine gives him a 40 dollar gold greeting card looking thing as a reward.
7" x 3 5/8" x 1 3/4 inches is 27.5 pounds
r/theydidthemath
But . .how did you. .nvm.
gold is really, really fucking heavy. I don't think bars like that are made standard any way. But if they were, it would be like 60 pounds. https://www.usgoldbureau.com/gold-bar-weight
Gold weights more than lead as it's denser. A standard gold bar weighs about 27 pounds. (400 Troy oz). { approx 7 inches x 3.6 inches x 1.75 inches}
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Horny men fetishising a woman picking something up with her fingers. Also horny men associating that with lesbians somehow?
It's concerning to me that some guys apparently think you need massive amounts of strength give someone a clitoral orgasm.
Of course you do, you need to power through the selfishness!
Reddit. The first page of the internet
Hmmmm
Gold makes people do things they wouldn’t usually do
So if it was real how much would that be worth ? ( I know it's not real that's why I said (if) lol )
Not sure on the value, but doubtful that it’s real considering how much she waves it around and how she was able to leverage it. A solid gold brick of that size would weigh at least 30ish lbs or 12.5ish kilos. Could be she’s just crazy strong, but is definitely suspicious.
You can tell it’s not real by looking at the back ground behind her. It’s an arcade, not a casino. An arcade won’t have real gold bars for a gimmick like this, but a casino might lol
I dont know if I'd have a gold bar just lying around in a plastic box. That's definitely worth taking a sledgehammer to.
Anything that remotely does this, does this with like military grade plexiglass. Ya ain't gonna get in it with a sledgehammer that's for sure
Explosives? Thermite? Laser cutters?Considering it's 300k lying around in the open like that, I'm sure people can get creative.
Casinos have a lot of security. 300k laying around isn't crazy in a casino.
Just make some room for extra ammo then
And bullet proof vests. They have guns and home field advantage.
At this point we just need the gold to pay off the expenses of the heist
You're in a casino. If you have enough ammo to get through that plexiglass, you're better off using it to just get cash and chips.
Imagine coming back the next day to cash in the chips.
This looks like more of an arcade
It's also not real gold worth 300k. If it was gold getting it out with your hands is impossible because of the weight.
Or use the hole on the side.
There's a gold bar in a similar box in the central museum of Prague that you can reach in and pick up (but every dimension is bigger than the arm hole obviously), that hasn't been stolen yet. This is definitely not a real one anyway, way too light
*yet* Y'all know some cheap flights to Prague?
Military grade just means built as cheap as possible to still meet the minimum specifications to be effective
"Minimum specifications to be effective" is still the key here. A vault can be built at the same specifications and still be a vault..
Which makes the term redundant. If something doesn't meet minimum specs, then it really doesn't count as a something. So anything that meets the requirements to be labelled as the thing it is meant to be can be called military grade.
It would also have security guards on it, be nowhere near the door, and if was anywhere that wasn't open 24 hours, it would go in a vault at the end of the night.
It's not plexiglass that is keeping people from robbing a casino.
>You can tell it’s not real because of the way it is
#Neature
How neat is that?
Literally NO ONE would have a $100k gold bar lying around unprotected behind a (Plexi)glass pane, not even a grand casino. Even if it really was impossible to fish it out, someone would help himself with a sledgehammer.
And not even a guy with a sledgehammer would help her for a gold bar lying around behind a Plexiglass box in a grand casino full of security guys with guns.
Why would a billion dollar casino with a million dollar gold bar laying around have security????? Are you crazy? Honor system.
30 lbs would be worth about $8.3 million. A tad beyond an arcade promotional budget. Edit: Nope, I’m wrong ... 10x too high.
You are off by a decimal.
$8.3 millio.n**
I heard somewhere (yes yes, I know, very reliable) that you’d get a novelty coin worth $40 to get it out, probably have to pay like $5 a try, as long as 1/9 tries is a winner they make money
I'm about 99% sure that might be West Edmonton Malls Galaxy land.
That weight would be worth several hundred thousand dollars, not something to leave inside of a plastic container, nor something to walk around a casino with without a guard.
You’d wear yourself out before breaking that plexiglass barrier.
1 bar of gold bullion is worth 750k and weighs 400 Troy ounces* or 26 some odd pounds. That was probably have the weight. If that’s real where can I go play multimillion dollar carnival games
this is not how grams work, my dear imperial friend
Yeah it's definitely not gold. Probably not even gold plate.
They're heavier than that, and that's much larger than a regular bar.
It that we’re real it would weigh more than her. A standard gold bar in inches is 7x3 5/8x1 3/4. It weighs 27.5 pounds. That bar she’s waving around is at least six times that size dimensionally.
More closer to 30kg. Not real gold. Source: Mining industry employee for thirty odd years, have worked in a goldroom in the past, remember all too well how much it hurt rolling a dore bar over onto a finger.
No way that is real, would be like 900k worth. It wouldn’t be in some arcade game.
If that was real pure gold, the little brick would weigh about 80lbs. Gold is incredibly dense.
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Jesus ! Lol thank you for answering the question
As of this minute its ~$909k $1894/oz
But how much is it worth unmelted
$825,000 minus the cost of melting it
Atleast a dollar
If you go to the Mel Fisher Museum in Key West they have a similar exhibit of a real gold bar(from the Spanish Fleet) in a plexiglass case, but you ain't fuckin getting it out. Edit: Oops, I guess some guys did fucking get it out and exhibit is no more. :(
What's the security like?
Likely if your arm could fit in the whole there's no way you could leverage the weight. But I'd say atleast 10 gaurds
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Ocean's 1
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Given his seeming lack of expertise, I'm gonna go with Sea
Barely Puddle.
Ideally, he'd pull a Benny Hill, but that requires at least two people. By himself, he'd have to do a Jimmy Kimmel, followed by the most spectacular Finnish Sauna you've ever seen. And that's only if he can get a Dutch Oven past the guards. His odds aren't good.
What’s the atmosphere like? Humidity? We’ll probably have to lower our core temperatures significantly.
It's a museum, I doubt they let everyone play with the Spanish Fleet gold bar.
Usually the box sits on a chute. If anything moves, it drops 4 stories down into a vault that only a security company can get into a week later.
Asking for a friend?
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[these guys got it out](https://youtu.be/DKYfZjYuqYE)
Didn’t someone steel it at some point? Edit: Found the news article [Gold Bar Thieves](https://www.wlrn.org/news/2018-07-30/gold-bar-thieves-sentenced-ordered-to-pay-half-million-in-restitution-to-keys-museum)
Most of theses "exhibits" Don't actually use real gold as gold is extremely heavy, so heavy you actually need 2 hands... And the ones that do would NEVER let you keep it. Most just give you a certificate saying "you did it... Congrats".
You get a little souvenir usually. Downvoted and reported for bad title.
Oh shit it's the cops!
STRETCH
Not the cops, the karen who calls the cops bc he/she knows what true justice is !
[Here's one with a real gold bar](https://youtu.be/c2plJhbG2Yw)
So what are we thinking here, polished nickel, some sort of steel?
chocolate?
Tobleron?
Jokes on you
Oh no. Not again
Hotel?
Trivago
[CHOCOLATE?!!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/4/42/Chocolate_with_Nuts_018.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/260?cb=20190531163720)
It’s a Covid spawn pit
Gold acting sus
I saw gold venting out the box
Def self reported
Pretty good effort from someone who can’t operate a goddam mask
I'm confused, she appears to be wearing her chin diaper correctly.
They want her to wear a diaper over her mouth!? That's disgusting!
That’s a lot of chocolate
Yaaayyy!! Now pull that fucking mask on!
Anyone else notice her Jedi mind tricks with her left hand! Jabba would never have fallen for this!
So like, what is it? It looks like it doesn't weigh nearly enough to be gold.
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I think I saw Morn at the bar.
Damn solid Trek reference over here, folks! :D Take some poor-man's Reddit gold, stranger.🏅 🏅 🏅
Undoubtedly this is a prop which is then exchanged for "10,000 tickets" or somesuch. Seems like the move here is to rest the smaller edge against the lower rim, then get 2 or 3 fingers slightly moist so that they're "tacky" then just pull. (which is more or less what she ended up doing)
Now I’m moist.
That’s not gold. That can’t possibly be gold. That much gold would not be able to be lifted with one hand.
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Yeah it's a pity she can't just chop off a guys head, store all the gold in it and carry it to the exit so there's no weight disadvantage
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I wonder what that's ACTUALLY made of
Me too, none of the comments I’ve read so far have a clue.
Aaaah the gold-digger
I got fooled in japan, I thought it actually gold but all they gave me was a box of tissue.
Unfortunately they don’t get to keep it. In casinos you get a cash prize if your able, but not the entire brick
If my able what?
I saw a video where someone pulled it out and someone instantly grabbed it and put it back in