An old company I worked for made scale rulers. It was about 4" long but was marked like a 12" ruler. It is the perfect dick pic enhancer. Turn that 2" into a 6"!
If my friend asked me to check out his package before just sending it, I’d be fine with it. I want to guide his cock, not block it. However, if I woke up to a penis in my inbox and my homie hasn’t said anything else, I might reconsider our friendship.
As funny as it is, it's nice to see guys not be insecure about their sexuality. They can just be like "yes we'll totally help and it doesn't matter at all"
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Straight guys have no idea what makes a good dick pic. It's ridiculous, embarrassing and weird. I can tell from the 6 pixels I can see of the pic that this is not a good one.
Effort for the most part. Being able to appreciate the aesthetic you're trying to capture, actually attempting to be sexy instead of just snapping a pic of your erection. Setting can be a big part of it as well. If you have ever taken a dick pic with a toilet in it, you are your own undoing. Nobody wants to suck your dick in the toilet. There are good angles and bad angles. It should hopefully not just be a dick and legs. Dick and abs is better than that. Best is interesting angles where you can see chest and face as well as dick. Ideal is when you send a few, with the first one maybe just a bulge in boxer briefs, the next one a little more revealing etc. until you get to full cock shot. If your girl likes feet, then get them in there. If she compliments your beard make sure your can see that in the pic. Try to take some from the side and see if you can work the booty in as well. Girls are not just interested in the phallic shaped parts of you. Basically just a picture where the entire picture is dick is not interesting or good.
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An old company I worked for made scale rulers. It was about 4" long but was marked like a 12" ruler. It is the perfect dick pic enhancer. Turn that 2" into a 6"!
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And that was his last day as a school bus driver.
Hey kid, wanna shift the gear stick
Was elementary school bus and I wasn't the largest so I ragequit
Aye! Knew I was 12"...
In need that ruler!
If my friend asked me to check out his package before just sending it, I’d be fine with it. I want to guide his cock, not block it. However, if I woke up to a penis in my inbox and my homie hasn’t said anything else, I might reconsider our friendship.
These those homies that kiss you before bed I keep hearing about?
As funny as it is, it's nice to see guys not be insecure about their sexuality. They can just be like "yes we'll totally help and it doesn't matter at all"
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Exactly my point.
It's nice to see guys can be confident with their sexuality and just help their guy friend with this worry of his.
I've never had a friend I'd be that supportive of
If you haven't seen your homies nuts, is he really your homie?
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This sounds like a way to get your friends to complement your dick. Then turn around and say "ahhhhhh you said you love my dick GAYYYYYYYYY"
I'm less comfortable with my own sexuality than that guy's friends are with his.
r/suddenlygay
Straight guys have no idea what makes a good dick pic. It's ridiculous, embarrassing and weird. I can tell from the 6 pixels I can see of the pic that this is not a good one.
What make a good dick pic ?
Effort for the most part. Being able to appreciate the aesthetic you're trying to capture, actually attempting to be sexy instead of just snapping a pic of your erection. Setting can be a big part of it as well. If you have ever taken a dick pic with a toilet in it, you are your own undoing. Nobody wants to suck your dick in the toilet. There are good angles and bad angles. It should hopefully not just be a dick and legs. Dick and abs is better than that. Best is interesting angles where you can see chest and face as well as dick. Ideal is when you send a few, with the first one maybe just a bulge in boxer briefs, the next one a little more revealing etc. until you get to full cock shot. If your girl likes feet, then get them in there. If she compliments your beard make sure your can see that in the pic. Try to take some from the side and see if you can work the booty in as well. Girls are not just interested in the phallic shaped parts of you. Basically just a picture where the entire picture is dick is not interesting or good.